Merry Eunuch Lang

Shangguanxue and Huang Qiuchan understood, and hurriedly drove their horses to the side.

Zhao Xiaogao was already out of breath at this time, it was hard to catch his breath.When he looked up, he couldn't help but his eyes lit up, he was really surprised: what's the matter today?Two stunning women came down just now, and another fairy from Yaochi came up?Could it be that he offended the fairy in Tiangong, God sent so many fairies to tease him?Or maybe he was robbed by peach blossoms, so it's unknown why he has some relationship with these beauties?Not to mention the three, even if you choose one of them and hold them in your arms, you will not change them for every emperor in this life.

Zhao Xiaogao was dreaming, and looked closely at the female general in front of him, compared with the previous two pretty girls, he was even more charming.I saw her: silver helmet and bright armor, beautiful eyes, dressed like a Chinese beauty, but also like an exotic flower.The face is neither white nor yellow, the figure is upright, and the figure is delicate and exquisite.Zhao Xiaogao thought to himself: If this girl sleeps overnight, it would be better to be a fairy.Thinking of this, evil thoughts suddenly arise, and with the power of tigers and wolves, relying on the courage of bears, they hold up the Fang Tianji and stab it straight at Ruan Shimei's neck.

What a good Ruan Shimei, calm and unhurried, the thrush gun in her hand is like a python coming out of a hole, moving from left to block, from right to right, in less than [-] rounds of fighting, Zhao Xiaogao knew that he was inferior, If things go on like this, whoever catches who is still in between!If you can't beat it, admit defeat, face is a bird!Femininity is more important than life, the glory and wealth of the half of life after losing the head will go to waste, let's run for our lives!Zhao Xiaogao waved his halberd, ready to run away.Ruan Shimei is so clever, with quick eyesight and quick hands, Zhao Xiaogao just retreated two steps, the rope in her hand has been thrown out.The rope drew a beautiful elliptical circle in the air, and fell down suddenly, just covering Zhao Xiaogao's head and upper body.Zhao Xiaogao was already retreating at this time, and the end of the rope on Ruan Shimei's side was firmly tied to the saddle bridge.Zhao Xiaogao is riding on a horse at this time, but not growing on a horse. No matter how strong his legs are, they can't withstand the horse.And the faster the speed, the harder the fall, and only heard a "thump", Zhao Xiaogao fell headfirst from the horse to the ground.

Shangguanxue and Huang Qiuchan returned to the formation again, although there were many officers and soldiers, General Nai was captured, the rest were unwilling to fight, they fled in all directions, they were stopped by two female generals and killed a few more.

Lin Rugui and Qi Guangyuan are not fools, so if they don't come out at this time, it's time to wait. More than 100 minion soldiers rushed to the front of the formation, like thousands of troops.Wen Shichang was born as a literati, not familiar with war affairs, and had no idea for a while, so he had to follow the chaotic army and slip away first.Immediately Qing is a borrowed cat that doesn't catch mice. Seeing this situation, only ducks cross the river and follow the flow.In less than half an hour, [-] officers and soldiers left their tents and horses and countless weights of steel, and the rest of the long-legged and long-footed ones disappeared.

Only then did Lin and Qi shout loudly: "Could it be that the three female generals are..."

Shangguan Xue said with a smile: "Stop rambling, brothers Lin and Qi, let's talk about the details after going up the mountain."

Lin and Qi heard their surnames from the female general, and they knew they were from their own family, so they ordered soldiers to tie up Zhao Xiaogao, and they went up the mountain together.

Pigs and sheep were slaughtered in the cottage, and the three female generals were entertained with a feast.During the banquet, the three women told their respective backgrounds, Lin and Qi laughed loudly and said:

"In this way, the three of us should be our younger siblings. Our eunuch brother-in-law is really blessed, and there is such a group of enchanting beauties in hiding, and all of them are excellent in martial arts, they are truly unparalleled in the world!"

"What is Peerless? We came three together, it should be called Peerless Four! If you add sister Huazhi, it will be Peerless Five." Huang Qiuchan corrected.

The words of the Cantonese girl caused everyone to burst into laughter.

Shangguanxue said: "I heard from my husband that there is also an elder sister named Wu'er Sudan. This woman is also the chief chanyu of Fanbang, and she is extremely brave. Her martial arts are definitely not inferior to you and me."

Ruan Shimei couldn't help saying: "If one day, we gather all our sisters together, whether it's on the school field or on the battlefield, except for our lord, and compare with the big men in the world, and see who is our opponent? "

Huang Qiuchan said: "Sister Meizi is right, why don't we set up a ring this time when we come to Beijing, we will meet the heroes of the world, let's show off our power and show off our strength, and give my husband a lot of energy."

"........."

It is said that it is a drama of three women, and they are all heroines who are not afraid of heaven and earth and have peerless martial arts. When they catch up with them, they have a person who is better than Pan An, who is better than Lu Bu, and who is in charge of the army and the people. The eunuch husband of the first life, his face was filled with pride, and his words naturally revealed a distinctive tone.

Seeing the scene in front of them, the two reckless men Lin and Qi were so jealous that they were bleeding from jealousy, and their hearts were itchy.They couldn't get in their mouths, so they couldn't help but start from eunuch to eunuch. Isn't there also a eunuch with good looks and good martial arts in their dungeon?If he was given a chance, there might be a second Pan You'an in the future.The two of them winked at each other, seeing that the three girls were having a good time talking, they left the table as an excuse to make things easier.

Qi Guangyuan quietly leaned over Lin Rugui's ear and whispered a few words, Lin Rugui clapped his hands and shouted loudly:

"Brother has a good plan, so hurry up and find that copycat capable and talented brother."

Qiu Youcai was a small leader in the village, and he had a poor eye for martial arts and other items. Before he entered the mountain, he was a veterinarian for pigs and sheep.Not only is Qiu You a talented veterinarian, but he also serves as a butcher, cook, blacksmith, carpenter, etc. He is a versatile person in the mountains, so he was entrusted with the post of little boss.

Lin and Qi discussed with Qiu Youcai: "Brother, you only cut off the eunuch's things, leaving the two balls, and you can't hurt his life, are you sure about that?"

Qiu Youcai thought for a while, then nodded and said, "Two brothers, don't worry, I'll leave this matter to my brother, and I promise it will work. It's just that I don't understand something?"

"Speak, brother." Lin Rugui said.

Qiu Youcai asked: "Since they have been cut, they simply dig up the roots, leaving behind the evil roots, and have nothing to do things. Isn't it anxious and helpless?"

Qi Guangyuan smiled and said: "Brother does not know, this fake eunuch has done a lot of bad things in the palace, and he is the empress's favorite. It wasn't Cao Zhaizhu who went down the mountain to kill him, but now he is the admiral of the Nine Gates. Such a person, killing him is too cheap, it is better to let him live in the world and suffer some foreign crimes. There are countless beauties in the palace, and he can't get any of them. This is called, what is this called, brother?"

Lin Rugui explained: "It's called the one with teeth but no pot helmet (pancake), and the one with pot helmet has no teeth, you bastard!"

Qiu Youcai said with a smile: "Since he is such a bastard, he should be punished like this. The two elder brothers look at me and promise not to hurt his bones."

The three brought a few young men into the dungeon. Zhao Xiaogao was not only tied up, but also hung high on the beam.

Lin Rugui stepped forward and said, "General Zhao, the conditions in the mountains are no better than the imperial palace, and the conditions are too poor. I have wronged you."

Zhao Xiaogao opened his eyes and took a look. Those who met before the battle in the daytime naturally knew them, so he hurriedly said:

"Your Majesty, let me down and rest for a while, I really can't take it anymore."

Qi Guangyuan said: "We can not only let you down, but also let you go, what do you think?"

Zhao Xiaogao was overjoyed and said: "If the king lets Xiao Ke go out, he will not repay his kindness! In the future, I will say a few words in front of the prime minister, and the court will send ministers to recruit you, and all the kings will go to the court. It is better to be a high official than to be a robber here."

Lin Rugui said: "It's a good idea, but I'm used to lounging in the mountains, and I don't want to be restrained by others, so I don't need to discuss this matter of recruiting security. We let you go, because we are afraid that you will regret it in the future and want you to keep something. Be a witness."

Zhao Xiaogao hurriedly said: "All right, you can leave anything behind, as long as I have it, you can just take it away."

Qi Guangyuan asked, "Are you a eunuch?"

Zhao Xiaogao was puzzled and said, "I am a eunuch."

Lin Rugui shook his head and said, "Forget about eunuchs, eunuchs don't have that kind of thing."

Zhao Xiaogao didn't know the details, so he distinguished: "I'm not a real eunuch, I'm a fake, I have what you said, if you don't believe me, take off my pants and check it out."

Qi Guangyuan said: "Be honest with you, kid, what we want is something like you."

Zhao Xiaogao suddenly realized, and yelled: "Your Majesty, it's absolutely forbidden! Our ancestors have a single pass, and I haven't married a wife yet! Except for that, you can do whatever you want, or you can chop off my hand!" Let me have a long memory, and I will never dare to offend Guishan Baozhai in the future."

Qi Guangyuan scolded: "Damn it, I'll give you money if I don't want your life, and still bargain with me?"

Zhao Xiaogao read in despair: "Without such things, what's the point of living? All heroes, please kill me!"

Lin Rugui said: "Come here, get him something to eat first, let him have a full meal, and then it's not too late to start."

The good wine and meat were placed in front of him, but Zhao Xiaogao didn't want to swallow it. He was always hungry all day, so he ate a few mouthfuls anyway.Qi Guangyuan waited impatiently, so Xiaobing quickly took off Zhao Xiaogao's trousers. Qiu Youcai sharpened his knife quickly, and slipped the matter up with one hand, while holding the knife in the other hand with a "chuckle", Zhao Xiaogao's handed down treasure For this reason, we will be separated from him forever.Zhao Xiaogao yelled and passed out in an instant.

Qiu Youcai was an expert in this field. He was afraid that he would be infected with festers and kill him for no reason, so he took a red-hot fire stick and smiled and said to Zhao Xiaogao who was in a coma, "Brother, the pain is worse than the pain." Life is more valuable, brother Lin and brother Qi said, we always hurt the body but not kill, you just bear with it!" After saying that, he poked Zhao Xiaogao's wound hard, Zhao Xiaogao woke up in pain, killed Howled like a pig, and then a burnt smell permeated the room.Qiu Youcai randomly sprinkled salt on the knife edge again, then rubbed his hands, and said to Lin and Qi as if nothing had happened:

"Okay, brothers, this is the first time in our life to do such an outrageous thing, the thing that pigs and sheep can't be cut off. But in the end, my old enemy has become a eunuch with half a bottle of water! Quality It's almost, but we guarantee that this kid will never spoil the emperor's wives again."

Lin and Qi laughed and said: "Brother, it's hard for you, I'll drink two more glasses later. We have done a good deed for the royal family by being robbers once, and we have done a good job for the royal family. The eunuch cleaned up."