Merry Eunuch Lang

Wang Shugui was baffled by the fact that an army of 3 men was unable to wipe out the [-]-man bandit, and in the end they were beaten to pieces and fled back in embarrassment.He is clear about Wen Shichang's incompetence. How come Zhao Xiaogao, whom he has always valued and is about to entrust with important tasks, has become a worthless man?He and Pan You'an are both eunuchs, and both are fakes, why can't he compare to Pan You'an?Fortunately, Zhao Xiaogao escaped from the mountain by virtue of his superb martial arts, and to save some face, he sent Zhao Xiaogao back to the inner palace that day, because he knew that the empress was still waiting for him anxiously!

In addition, he also knew that there was a female general in the cottage, she was the girl of the dead Cao Zongbing, why two women suddenly appeared out of nowhere and all of them were excellent in martial arts was unknown.It's really a problem to raise tigers. It's not good to encircle and suppress the mountain a few times, and it finally made them a climate.Suddenly he thought that the little eunuch had sneaked into Langdang Mountain not long ago, and he also sent troops to attack the mountain, but he kicked the camp away later, could it be that in the middle...

The little eunuch is now full-fledged, and there are his buddies everywhere in the court and the public. It is not feasible for ordinary people to shake him.Only with the help of external force, external force, external force?Five years ago, because of border issues, I wanted him to die, but it turned out to be a blessing in disguise for him, and he got a big boon.This time, we need to think of a perfect plan, where is the place where the little eunuch will be buried?He suddenly remembered that the day before yesterday the western frontier sent an urgent official document eight hundred miles away, saying that the Northern Huns had colluded with [-] small vassal states, conquered cities and land, seized Jiaguan, and even smashed Suzhou, Ganzhou, Liangzhou, etc. Zhouzhou and other cities will arrive at Jinchengguan in a short time.It is better to take this opportunity to send the little eunuch to march west, and then recommend Zhao Xiaogao to be a general, who is responsible for logistics, escorting food and grass. In the vast desert, judging by how long his ball is, can he still have the ability to do it every day?

Seeing that Zhao Xiaogao ran back unscathed, Queen Wang was overjoyed and wanted to hug her, and said urgently:

"Gao Er, I miss you so much! Go wash up, I'll have someone give you a whole table of banquets. It's good that you come back safely. As for the outcome of the battle, I don't care so much!"

Zhao Xiaogao didn't dare to explain the whole story all at once, he hesitated for a long time before he said:

"Your Majesty, give me another job to do. From now on, I won't be able to serve you by my Majesty's side."

"What's wrong, you don't lack any arms or legs, why do you want to change things?" The empress asked puzzled.

"My things like that are gone." Zhao Xiaogao said while looking down at the place.

"What, what! You mean you got people to cast lots?" The empress exclaimed.

"It's not as clean as the whole lottery, and, and..." Zhao Xiaogao sighed.

"Oh my god! So there is still a little left?" The empress hurriedly walked over and pulled off his belt, and said anxiously, "Take off your pants and let me see."

As soon as Zhao Xiaogao's trouser belt was loosened, the trousers fell bare to his ankles. The empress lifted up her robe and took a look, she was shocked: the wheels of the cart were still there, but the whole cannon standing tall was gone.There are two spare shells, and the firing mechanism is missing. It is better to have none than to have them, which makes people covetous.

The empress burst into tears like a mourning concubine, and Zhao Xiaogao persuaded him, but he stood aside like a child who had made a mistake.When the empress cried enough, she wiped her tears and cursed:

"How can this group of beasts, which are not as good as pigs and dogs, ruin people like this? What is the reason for it? A soldier can be killed but not humiliated. It is better to kill him with one knife than this!"

Zhao Xiaogao lowered his head and muttered a few words in a low voice, but the empress didn't hear clearly, and asked anxiously:

"What did you say?"

"That group of robbers said it." Zhao Xiaogao muttered.

"What are you talking about?" The empress followed closely.

"They said they were doing justice for the heavens." Zhao Xiaogao still hung his head.

"This is also called acting on behalf of the heavens? Coax the ghosts!" The empress snorted disdainfully.

"They also said it's called Qingjun side!"

"Bullshit, what's the matter with them? A bunch of bandits are still in charge of royal affairs. No matter how long a camel's neck is, it can still eat mountain grass? What else are they talking about?"

"They said that eunuchs should look like eunuchs. They said that they did a great job for the emperor!"

"Okay, okay, I don't want to hear you talking too much, so do what you need to do!" Queen Wang waved her hand impatiently.

"Ma'am, shall I go back to my room?" Zhao Xiaogao asked pitifully.

"Your room, what room do you have in my middle palace? I feel disgusted when I think of you like that, you'd better stay away from me." Queen Wang scolded.

"Your Majesty, you don't want to watch my shows anymore?" Zhao Xiaogao remembered that he still had a unique skill.

"Who cares? If you say you are a man, you lack a few things. If you say you are a eunuch, you still have two eggs. You are so nondescript. I said you should stay away from me. I am afraid! In the future, I will Just invite the theater troupe to see the play, don't bother you." Queen Wang seemed to refuse people thousands of miles away.

"Niang Niang, who do you want me to go to?" Zhao Xiaogao deeply felt that the world is so cold and people's hearts are not old.

"Go and find Pan You'an! Isn't he the chief eunuch in the palace?"

"He won't kill me?" Zhao Xiaogao secretly complained.

"That's a matter between you eunuchs, it has nothing to do with me, you go!" After finishing speaking, the empress turned and went to bed.

Zhao Xiaogao knew the temper of the empress, it would be useless to talk too much, so he went back to his room, packed a few important things, and went out of the palace to look for Pan You'an.

Naturally, the little eunuch had to accept it. When he was in trouble, no matter what he had done in the past, if he turned over this one, he would be over.He heard about Zhao Xiaogao's operation by Lin and Qi right away, and he couldn't say whether he was happy or sympathetic.Both he and Zhao Xiaogao were fakes, and they both had the same experience, but the results were quite different.After thinking about it, he arranged for him to water the flowers in the garden. This job was leisurely, so that he could calm down and reflect on what he had done during this time.

When Zhao Xiaogao heard that the eunuch asked him to plant flowers, he was very unhappy, thinking that Pan You'an was avenging his own private revenge. Although he himself was gentle and charming, he sent him to a place far away from women.He clearly knew that although he didn't need a woman physically, he still needed a woman psychologically. He was different from other eunuchs in that he had one more thing, which was those two eggs.