Merry Eunuch Lang

After crossing the river, Mo Huairen, the yellow-bearded man, took advantage of the scorching sun in the afternoon to hastily dry his shirt and underwear. He didn't dare to be negligent. He had heard that the Wild Wolf Beach was not a place to be idle. Not to mention the wolves, there were also bears, Leopard etc.Would it be child's play if he ran into one or several of them?He himself didn't have food to satisfy his hunger, so he made it a snack for others.

Mo Huairen took an inventory of his luggage, because he was going out to fight, he had neither silver nor money on him, only a long knife hanging on his waist, which was his only property.He also knew that Wild Wolf Beach was vast and untraceable, with a radius of dozens or even hundreds of miles, and if he lost his way, it would be doomed.Reluctantly, he chose a direction, and going west was considered a safe place.As he was walking, he suddenly heard the sound of a donkey braying, and Mo Huairen secretly rejoiced: If there are donkeys, there must be people. Maybe nomads have moved here to graze.The prairie people are honest and hospitable by nature, so they go there to ask for some food and drink, and then make up for a night and a half, so that they can go on their way at dawn.Mo Huairen was happily making wishful thinking when he suddenly looked up and saw a man and a donkey running towards him.It was only when I got closer that I realized that the person who came was none other than the general of the Southern Army himself.Ordinarily he shouldn't be afraid, that man is single-handed, besides, he had fought against him yesterday, but it's a pity that he didn't have any property at hand, otherwise he would kill this Nanman leader and take his head to King Shanyu to ask for a reward. Seal a warlord.

When the little eunuch saw that it was yesterday's general, he couldn't help but feel overjoyed: It's really not that enemies don't get together!The bandit drove him into the river yesterday, barely costing him his life.I also came here today, could it be that I came after him?The little eunuch subconsciously raised his head and looked into the distance, but he didn't see any soldiers following him, so he felt relieved, drank, and said:

"Hey, brave maniac, I didn't bring a long weapon yesterday, which gave you some advantages. What happened today, is it to send you to death? Come on, come on, I will fight with you, and I will let you know me How is your skill?"

Mo Huairen had reached such a point that he had to fight if he didn't fight, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and raise his long knife to meet the enemy.

Suddenly the little eunuch swiped his gun and pushed away the long knife, and shouted: "Stop!"

Mo Huairen was startled: "Why?"

The little eunuch said with a smile: "If I am good at you, isn't it a big loss for you? We always uphold justice in our affairs, but we couldn't fight you yesterday. It's not because we don't have enough skills, but because we don't have enough weapons. Now I've changed my head too. Jian, you use your long knife, so neither of us can tell the other, is it fair and reasonable?"

After finishing speaking, the little eunuch threw aside the silver gun that Ginkgo Dundup had borrowed from him.

Huairen Mo thought to himself: There are all kinds of people in this world!It is said that the Central Plains people are smart, but I don't think it is as good as bullshit.It's because he has read too many books of Confucius and Mencius, and he has become a nerd, and Song Xianggong was not such a kind of guy back then!Abandoning the long and keeping the short, there is such a fool?Don't miss this opportunity, can't help but say it, split it, Mo Huairen doesn't care whether it's green or white, he just raises his knife to chop.

The little eunuch sneered, the golden steel sword drew an arc, and circled three times around Mo Huairen's head, there was a loud "slap", Mo Huairen's face smacked, and the left half of his cheek swelled instantly .

Mo Huairen was in a hurry, and he used the technique of beating his teacher to death with sticks, and swung his knives wildly.

The little eunuch didn't panic, the reason why he didn't dare to use his sword to block Mo Huairen's saber was because he wasn't sure about the quality of that saber's steel, he was afraid that if he cut off his saber with his sword, another bully would fall. people's handle.The little eunuch raised his sword, but it was still lingering above Mo Huairen's head.Mo Huairen took one loss and was not fooled by another, so he turned his left cheek to avoid the sword strike.Mo Chengxiang's sword landed heavily on his right cheek, and there was still a loud "slap", both cheeks were swollen, much more balanced than before.

Mo Huairen lost his temper and slashed at the young eunuch's throat.The little eunuch couldn't stop him, as soon as he made a move, there was a "click", Mo Huairen's long knife broke into two pieces, and the big knife became a dagger.

The little eunuch didn't want to chatter with him, he flew up and down, swords were dazzled, Mo Huairen was in a hurry, he simply didn't care about the boiling water, he threw himself at the little eunuch, tore his robe, and the two fell on the horse at the same time (donkey) down.

At this time, a miracle that is hard to find in a thousand years appeared.Seeing that the owners had all fallen off their horses (donkeys), the two animals lost their shackles, took a break from their busy schedule, and started selling their own business.It turned out that Mo Huairen's horse was a Guma, which was in estrus, Huiming Donkey galloped desperately from the arena, maybe it was just to meet his lover (donkey)?The things about animals are quite mysterious, and humans cannot understand them.

The little eunuch got up from the ground and saw that gray donkey doing good deeds on Mo Huairen's horse's ass, he couldn't help but grinned at the man below him and said:

"Guys, get up and watch, we are fighting here, but they are doing good things! The problem is that if my donkey kills your horse, if my donkey kills your horse in the future, who will be to blame?"

At this moment, Mo Huairen's cheeks were swollen into a pig's face, his eyes were squeezed into slits, his shame suddenly turned into anger, like fighting a trapped beast.After a short pause, he held the broken knife in his hand and stabbed fiercely at the little eunuch.With a long sword in hand, the little eunuch cursed coldly:

"I don't know what's good or bad. This commander didn't want to take your life. Why do you want to die yourself? What's the matter with me?" With a light wave, Mo Huairen's body was divided into two parts.

Lei Xubin's brigade came one after another, and Ginkgo Dundup was at the end because it was walking.Fortunately, it was her gray donkey who had just done a good job, otherwise, what would the girl's face be?

Marshal Lei Xubin hugged the young eunuch's shoulders tightly, and said with a bright smile, "Brother, you are doing well! You took the vanguard and killed a general!"

The little eunuch rejoiced inwardly: It seems that today's dinner has been settled.

Deputy Commander Meng Fanyin looked at Mo Huairen's head and exclaimed: "Sister, come and see, whose head do you think this is?"

Ginkgo Dunzhu saw it, tears welled up in her eyes, she turned around and walked in front of the little eunuch, knelt down on her knees, choked up and said:

"My benefactor, I will be worshiped by my little girl. From today on, I will be yours in daily life."

The little eunuch blushed for a moment, and hastily helped Yugu girl with his hand, and asked suspiciously:

"Girl, why is this?"

Elder brother Meng Fanyin said from the sidelines: "Don't talk too much, a strong man. If you have something to say, you can talk about it after you return to the camp."

Lei Xubin ordered: "Go quickly and choose another good horse, and send the pioneer back to the camp together."

Only then did De Geer change his face, he was as attentive as a second brother, helping the little eunuch to saddle, and helping the little eunuch mount the horse, he said repeatedly:

"Brother, oh, no, no, no, I should be officially called Pioneer. Master Pioneer, I will be your pawn from now on. If you have something to do, just order it."

The little eunuch was confused and didn't know what kind of medicine was in the gourd of the Yugu girl, so Degel disturbed it and said angrily:

"Excuse me, my stomach is still empty since morning!"

Deger said: "Oh, this matter is easy to handle. I will tell Deputy Marshal Tenzin when I get back and ask him to prepare a high-quality banquet for you."

Everyone surrounded the little eunuch on the way back to the camp. Gingko asked her to tie her donkey to the tail of the little eunuch's horse, and she rode a horse with the little eunuch.Everyone thinks about it, Ginkgo's donkey is listless because of what he just did, how can he have the energy to carry another person back?The girl wrapped her arms around the little eunuch's waist, and leaned tenderly on his shoulder.The little eunuch's heart was pounding, and he thought to himself: Could it be that the sky has fallen from the sky?

Zhang Facun and Huang Ren followed behind the team, like two stragglers who had fallen behind.Zhang Facun pouted, looked at the little eunuch riding ahead, and complained:

"I also said that other people value sex more than friends. The eldest brother has a horse to ride and has a beautiful woman in his arms. It's hard for our brothers."

"Ball!" Huang Ren persuaded, "Brother, we don't care what else, I'm afraid the food for tonight is guaranteed, let's make a living first."