Merry Eunuch Lang

Everything was still done according to the rules, and Deger cupped his hands on the horse, as if he was a pioneer official.shouted loudly:

"Heroes and heroes, thanks to the love you have shown me, you gave me the vanguard position. The boy deserves it. Five of them were knocked down by me in the morning, and two more strong men got off their horses in the afternoon. In my opinion Comparing again is a waste of effort, why not end now, I invite these seven brothers to drink. It is because the elder brother is not good, and the money is a little heavier, which makes the brothers look bad. In the evening, I buy wine to accompany the crime, if these few If the brothers are willing to stay, they will belong to my account, and my brother will not treat you badly in the future. What do you think, are we going to stop here today?"

Before Dege finished his words, suddenly a person ran into the middle of the field at a trot and shouted:

"I'll compete with you!"

Deger opened his eyes and took a look, almost dying of joy.He rode on the horse, calmed down, smiled slightly, and persuaded:

"Oh brother, playing mahjong on the table is money gambling, and knives against knives on the battlefield is a gambling of life. Seeing that you are not old, if you are tired of work, think of other ways. Why do you let me do such an outrageous thing?" What? I don't have any grudges with you. Forget it, I don't care about you anymore, you go back, and you will be counted in the drinking place tonight."

"No, no, it's okay to say that it's a competition, and it's okay if I just bet my life with you." The little eunuch insisted on not leaving.

"Oh, what are you comparing with me? You are unarmed, you don't even have a horse, I smashed you to death with a club, and you still said I took advantage of you." Deger still had that arrogant tone.

"My horse has gone somewhere and I can't find it. As for the weapon, that friend just lend me a fire stick." The little eunuch looked around the venue and said.

"Ride my donkey, my donkey can fight, I specially trained it." The one who spoke was the beautiful girl from yesterday, a Yugur girl named Ginkgo Dundup.

"A gun, who has a gun? Lend me." The little eunuch pulled the ashes of Ginkgo Dundup and made the donkey stand up.

"Take my gun and use it!" said Ginkgo Dundup, who was still enthusiastic.

The little eunuch weighed it in his hand, and said: "It's just a little lighter, but the gun is a good gun, a diamond iron gun with a sharp point, it's a pity that there is no barb, otherwise it is comparable to mine. OK Now, eating radishes for nothing is not too spicy, this is it!"

Seeing the little eunuch chattering and chattering all by himself, Degel yelled, "Do you compare yourself? If you are afraid, just say it."

"Compare, why not compare, or today's dinner hasn't been settled yet!" The little eunuch smiled and said, "Lao Dezi, let's make a move!"

Degel was tall and big, and he was riding on a horse. The little eunuch was dwarfed by comparison, and he was riding a donkey.Although it is a remarkable donkey, it is no bigger than a tall horse.

Deger resented the little eunuch for making troubles, and jumped out to fight him halfway, wishing he could end his life with a single pestle.The little eunuch thought that Degel was extremely irresponsible to his friends, and wanted to make a fool of him. The most important thing of course was to let everyone know what kind of person was standing in front of them!

You come and go, the club advances and the gun retreats, the two of them fight together.After beating and beating, Degel realized that the little eunuch was very clever.When he swung his pestle down, the little eunuch didn't catch it with the barrel of his gun, but always dodged it skillfully.In this way, the little eunuch saved a lot of energy, but Degel was already panting and sweating profusely.

After twenty or thirty rounds like this, Degel didn't know that the little eunuch was using the tactic of leading the bull to the ground, and he had reached the point where the donkey was on the verge of poverty.The so-called bull-miller is, for example, a little girl who is leading a big steer to grind wheat in a wheat field.Standing in the middle of the wheat field, the little girl only needs to turn the whip lightly, but the old cow has to gallop around the field with a heavy stone wheel. What will be the result after a long time?

According to the comparison of strength, the little eunuch and Degel would meet at most three or five times.He didn't want to play tricks on this wild bull, but this man was too lacking in loyalty.He clearly knew that they had just come here and were unfamiliar with the place, but he just let them find their own way out.He had been hungry all day yesterday, but it was the Yugu girl who spoke and had a big meal.Today is hungry again, and the front heart sticks to the back heart.The little eunuch felt angry and wanted to punish this guy.

Degel didn't think so, he thought that the little eunuch didn't have much real ability, but he was dexterous, good at evading and playing tricks, so he wouldn't be fooled!He wanted to beat the little eunuch to death, but he couldn't do it.Not only the human beings, but even the gray donkey cooperated perfectly with him, what a fucking ghost!

The little eunuch saw that the fire was almost ready, and shot three times in a row with "swish, swish, swish". The hat on Degel's head was gone, and there was a blood mark on his neck. The most frustrated thing was that he was also shot in the buttocks.

Deger is not a fool, and he can be called an eagle on the grassland.When the little eunuch made such a move, he knew he had been fooled!It turned out that I met a master, no wonder the real person didn't show his face!A man can bend and stretch, and a bachelor does not suffer from immediate losses. Only a fool can "frozen to death at the windward station, and starved to death without bowing his head"!Thinking of this, he yelled in a low voice:

"Wait a minute, brother, I have something to say!"

"If you have something to say, please speak!" The little eunuch slowed down his gun.

"Give me the pioneer, I'll burn incense and pray to Buddha for you, I'll take care of your retirement, and I'll tell you about that Yugur girl..." Degel finally finished speaking.

"Just say some useless things, I haven't eaten for two days, do you know that?"

"Okay, it's all my fault. I didn't care enough for you. When I go back, I'll kill the sheep myself to make hands for you."

"Coax the ghost! If I spare you, you won't even be able to drink a bowl of water, let alone eating mutton."

"It's done, it's done, it's done this time!" Deger's sentence was incomplete.

The little eunuch shouted, "Go down!" Immediately, the silver gun flew, and Degel was tired of coping, and knocked down the soon-to-be vanguard officer with just one click.

Immediately, the audience applauded, and everyone rushed to the small prison together. Of course, that mighty Deger became a thing of the past.Girl Ginkgo Dunzhu ran into the arena first, laughing and yelling, not knowing whether it was for her donkey or for the person riding on the donkey.

Suddenly, the gray howling donkey didn't know which muscle was out of place, raised its neck and howled a few times, and then rushed out of the crowd like a madman.Seeing the ferocious approach of this beast, people couldn't help but make way for it.The little eunuch is still on the back of a donkey, saying that it is difficult to get off a tiger, and it is also difficult to get off a donkey.

In the blink of an eye, he ran out for more than two miles, the little eunuch was helpless, but came head-on in a hurry, one person and one rider.The little eunuch raised his eyes and saw that this person was none other than the man with the yellow beard who drove them into the river.