Merry Eunuch Lang

When the little eunuch heard that Marshal Lei had ordered him to go down, he immediately held a happy event for him and Miss Gingko with great fanfare, and could not help but secretly complain.Now it is unusual, he brought Zhang Facun and Huang Ren two generals to spy on the enemy's military situation, but finally found a wife to bring back, what's the matter?However, people are under the eaves of others, and life and death are all determined by others. What should we do now?The little eunuch took a chance, found Zhang and Huang outside the big tent, walked to a place where no one was around, and said hastily:

"Two brothers, the enemy is at present, and the soldiers are fighting bloody battles, but I am here in the bridal chamber, newlyweds. If word spreads in the future, saying that I am greedy for women and that I am handsome and unrighteous, won't it disturb the morale of the army? Two brothers Just help me out with an idea."

Zhang Facun said with a smile: "Brother is lucky, lucky stars are shining, everything should go with the flow, why bother?"

"Zhang Facun, don't talk to me so stupidly, I'll chop off your head when you go back! I'm so anxious, you still make fun of me?" The little eunuch pretended to be angry.

Huang Ren interjected from the side: "Brother, what Lao Zhang said is right. According to our current situation, I think you have to do it as a bridegroom, and you have to do it if you don't."

Zhang Facun also said: "If you don't become the bridegroom, we will be kicked out immediately, not to mention that we have no food tonight, and there is no place to live today. You can either be a guest, or be kicked out, you can choose two ways!"

The little eunuch said: "So, the bridegroom is decided?"

Zhang and Huang said, "Actually, you already have an idea, and you still make fun of us."

"Okay, let's stop chatting with you, have you eaten yet?" The little eunuch had nothing to say, he just wanted to eat for a while.

"You haven't eaten yet, so where are our bowls and chopsticks?" Zhang Facun teased.

In fact, before talking to Zhang Facun, the little eunuch already knew everything in his mind.Now it's self-help, so what does he say about recruiting relatives before the battle?Even though he is the commander in chief of the three armies, when facing a crisis, he should protect himself first, and then talk about other things. Doesn't he understand this?Besides, Ginkgo Dunzhu is also a kind and righteous girl who makes him jump around with a rabbit in his arms as soon as he meets her, lest she won't get her. It's hard to pick a good girl from a thousand miles away, why wouldn't he?He already has eight beautiful girls, and this is the ninth one, which is almost the same, so why not have one more?The little eunuch is not a person who values ​​sex over friends, he himself is rumbling, and of course he knows that Zhang Facun and Zhang Facun will not be so relaxed in their stomachs now?But right now he doesn't have this ability, isn't he also thinking of the front and the back, and his stomach is growling with hunger?

"Oh, why did the bridegroom come here? I'm looking for you everywhere!" It was Degel who spoke, and he took a few brothers, and he couldn't help but pick up the little eunuch and left.

The little eunuch said: "Dege, hurry up and get something to eat for my two brothers, they are starving!"

De Geer looked back and said, "Zhou Gua, go get some meat and a jar of wine, and send them over."

The little eunuch finally let go of his hanging heart.

The bride sat alone on a huge camp bed. Since it was a special occasion, she neither covered her head with a red gauze nor changed her makeup, and she was still dressed in the same clothes as when they met yesterday.Seeing the little eunuch come in, Ginkgo immediately stood up, walked over cheerfully and hugged the groom's neck, and said affectionately:

"Benefactor, when I saw you yesterday, I guessed that you would become my husband."

"You guessed well, what if someone else killed that Mo Huairen?" The little eunuch asked the bride with a smile.

"What, what, how could it be..." Ginkgo Dundup said three things in a row, but finally didn't say anything.

The little eunuch looked at the embarrassment of the newlywed wife, and couldn't bear to embarrass this simple girl, so he said:

"I ended up killing it, right?"

"Marriage is determined by God and tied by threads. This is true." Ginkgo said with a blushing face, "Whoever owns it is whoever owns it. The wind will not disperse it, the rain will not disperse it, and it will not be separated in the face of adversity. The knife rests on the neck Everything remains the same!"

"If a deaf, dumb, lame, old and ugly man killed Mo Huairen, would you marry him?" The little eunuch wanted to test the depth of the girl's palace.

"How could God be so cruel? Besides, are you deaf and dumb, are you ugly?"

Ginkgo didn't answer directly, but cleverly maneuvered around.Instead, they used God as a cover to turn defense into offense. The little eunuch's wife is all shrewd, eloquent and eloquent. Let's see how he will deal with it in the future?

"Master, it's getting late, let's go to bed too!" The bride is not impatient, but distressed. The husband is tired, fighting and killing people. This day has been a toss.

"You call me benefactor sometimes, and master later. It's better to have a formal address." The little eunuch corrected.

"I only know that your name is Pan You'an, and you are a businessman. I don't know anything else. Are you saying that I can't call you Shopkeeper Pan?" Gingko girl said with a smile.

The little eunuch thought about it too, and after thinking for a while, he said: "This is simple, it's too vulgar to be called a benefactor, and too elegant to be called a master. I'm older than you, so you should call me brother from now on!"

Gingko'er smiled and said, "That's not true! How can an older brother marry a younger sister as a wife?"

The little eunuch looked at Ginkgo's flushed face, which was even more charming and lovely under the light, and he wished he could rush up and take a bite to satisfy his hunger.At this moment, Buqi's stomach let out a thunderous bowel sound.

"What's the noise?" Ginkgo asked.

"Here." The little eunuch patted his stomach.

"Eating bad?" The bride was surprised.

"Eating badly? It's my fate if I eat badly! If I haven't eaten all day, can it stop ringing?" The little eunuch frowned and smiled wryly.

"These bastards!" Such a beautiful person can use such vulgar language, Ginkgo said, "I thought Dege was on the same side as you, who knew that?"

"One way is one way, if we meet each other, we can't blame other people." The little eunuch said lightly.

"No wonder you competed with him, so that's what happened? This is the way to deal with this kind of unrighteous person." Ginkgo Bingxue was smart and suddenly realized.

The little eunuch still wanted to talk, but Ginkgo stopped him and said, "Wait, I'll send someone to bring you food."

After finishing speaking, Ginkgo whistled, and then two maids came in and asked the girl what is her order?

"Hurry up and get a bowl of finger meat in the room, a big bowl."

The little eunuch felt much better after eating a pot of meat.He thought to himself: It is said that it is beautiful and delicious, it seems that this statement is wrong, the ancients are true, you can only think about lust after you have enough food and clothing!Ginkgo looked ridiculous at his eating, and said:

"Why didn't you take two bites at the banquet just now?"

"Those people know how to pour me wine, who would think of my stomach? Besides, everyone pushes me, how can I have time to eat meat?" The little eunuch wiped his mouth and said.

"Why do you look less like a businessman the more I look at you?" Ginkgo didn't know where to see something wrong.

"Who do you think I look like?" The little eunuch deliberately teased.

"You look like a scholar, you have murderous looks in your eyes, and your skills are different from ordinary people." Yin Xinger said, "How can a businessman kill someone with a knife? And that person has no complaints against you. hatred."

"This little elf!" The little eunuch couldn't help but respect his new wife, secretly praised.She is thoughtful and reasonable.Although he has had many newlyweds, each time is different.Only this time, the situation was even more special. He was "tied" into the new house, and the bride was a beautiful woman.It's not that he doesn't know what to do on the wedding night, but he's ashamed to say, how can he take off the bride's pants?He didn't dare to go fiercely when he came here in a polite manner.Seeing that it's getting late, after tonight, I don't know what day it will be tomorrow?People who lead soldiers to fight often disregard life and death, why have they ever hidden their children's selfishness in their hearts?He has decided that today is the last night, and there is no longer any delay, and he must try to return to his army tomorrow morning.But the fairy peach in front of him hadn't been eaten yet, and he felt itchy and resentful.After all, human beings are different from animals. Unlike the donkey and the little horse of the Fanbing in the daytime, who saw the deal at the first sight and never knew each other afterward. Everyone is for their own needs. Don't owe anyone anything.

"Do you know who I am?"

Although things haven't been done yet, the process that needs to be done has to go, and what needs to be said must first be clearly stated.The little eunuch wanted to speak clearly, but this time he felt that the time was not yet ripe.Revealing one's identity in front of the newlywed wife seems to be a bit of a suspicion of bullying.What's so great about the commander of the three armies to a girl of a different race?A woman's love for a man does not depend on how powerful he is, but on how capable he is, whether he is reliable or not.No matter how big an official is, it is futile to marry Chen Shimei.

Just now, Gingko was eager to let her husband go to bed and rest, which is a custom that has existed through the ages.After talking for a while, she suddenly felt that her husband was hiding a huge secret, and she couldn't bear not to ask, so she said:

"How would I know if you didn't tell me?"

"I'm a high-ranking official! Ma'am, don't you be afraid if I tell you?" The little eunuch deliberately bluffed.

"Who are you fooling? You say you are the son of that high official, I believe you, at most you are a yamen! Just like that Mo Huairen. Besides, marry a chicken as a chicken, marry a dog as a dog, now I am your man Now, you are a robber, so I am not afraid of you?" Gingko didn't believe it, of course she never imagined that the white and tender young man in front of her would be an indomitable general.

"You are not mine now!" the little eunuch interrupted on purpose.

"What is your person?" Gingko was puzzled and opened her bright eyes.

"go to bed……"

"Lang Jun, you are good or bad!"

The little eunuch took advantage of this energy and rushed forward.