Merry Eunuch Lang

Ginkgo Dunzhu pushed the little eunuch away fiercely with both hands, and shouted:

"No, no, no!"

The little eunuch was startled and said, "Why?"

Yin Xing'er said: "You haven't washed or rinsed for several days, your body is dirty and smelly, how can you do it? Besides, you haven't spoken clearly, I can't sleep with you in a daze."

"I want to say that I am a Jiangyang thief, so you won't follow me?" The little eunuch felt very uncomfortable when he received the cold reception.

"As the saying goes, marry an official family to be a lady, and marry a butcher family to turn your bowels. If you are a gangster, I will be a thief with you, a small thief!" Gingko spoke clearly, despite being a prairie girl.

"You want to prove your integrity!" The little eunuch couldn't help but smile awkwardly.

"I can't be your wife without knowing it. Before I go to bed, I need to know what kind of person you are?" Yin Xing'er said stubbornly.

"It's not that I don't say anything, it's because I'm afraid you won't believe me if I tell you." The little eunuch said seriously.

"No matter what you say, I will believe it. I will live with you for the rest of my life, and I am not a baby playing house. You can fool me today, and you can fool me forever?" The girl from Yugu's family opened her eyes and said.

"In that case, I'll say it." The little eunuch smiled helplessly.

"Speak, I'm listening!" Gingko returned to her innocent girl's demeanor.

The little eunuch briefly explained his life experience, and then said with a smile:

"You understand this, right? I already have eight wives, and now you are my ninth wife."

Ginkgo let out a long breath, and whispered: "My God, is it a dream? How did God arrange me? My husband turned out to be a big tiger!"

"Regret?" the little eunuch asked.

"No, I never regret anything I do!" Ginkgo shook her head and nodded again, "I want to be with you forever in this life."

"Are you afraid?" the little eunuch asked again.

"What are you afraid of?" Gingko'er floated to the side of the little eunuch like a bird, and whispered shyly, "Your Majesty, hurry up and wash! After washing, let's go to bed."

Gingko clapped her hands again, and ordered the two maids to fetch hot water.

This is a temporary residence. Although Ginkgo is the deputy commander's direct sister, it is impossible to prepare everything. The bathtub is a big wooden basin.It is impossible for the little eunuch to submerge his whole body in the water, and Ginkgo is always by his side, and he still has a small trouser fork that he dare not take off.He was torn off by the bride and said:

"Take a shower, and still dress so neatly, who are you afraid of? And you say you have married so many wives?"

The little eunuch was embarrassed, his face was blushing, and he rushed to cover it with both hands.But Gingko'er held that matter in her palm, held it lightly until she pulled the little eunuch into the big wooden basin and sat down, then said with a smile:

"Why are you dodging, who hasn't seen it?"

"Have you seen it? Where did you see it?" The little eunuch asked with his mouth wide open in surprise, his blood pressure rising immediately.

"People have never seen people, but they have seen donkeys. My jackass was good and bad, and it caused me a lot of trouble. Once, in order to meet a female donkey, he even threw me off the donkey's back." Come down." Gingko'er answered calmly without even looking at the little eunuch.

Only then was the little eunuch relieved, and let out a long breath.He already had so many women, but he was afraid that his own woman would also be admired by others.I was hunting wild food outside, and I was worried that the wild cats would steal the birds in my nest.These men are all eating from the bowl and looking at the food in the pot.

The rooster did not announce the dawn in the army, but the sun did not wait for the rooster to crow, and the east was pale.There seemed to be tens of thousands of horses galloping on the silent grassland, and there was a muffled sound of thunder in the distance.The little eunuch called:

"Miss, if you want to dawdle, there will be no time."

Girl Ginkgo certainly knew why he said there was no time, but she didn't tell the truth, she smiled playfully, and said with a roundabout smile:

"Since there are green hills, are you afraid that there will be no firewood? How many sheep are you afraid that they will not be able to get into the pen? After today, there will be tomorrow. Since I am yours, from today onwards, I will guard you every day, night and day. I am with you at night, what are you worried about?"

The little eunuch calmed down and explained: "It's true that you belong to me, but it's true that I belong to the country. There are hundreds of thousands of athletes waiting for me to return to the camp, but their commander-in-chief is fighting with people here." Wedding candles in the bridal chamber, a happy marriage, how many times has this happened since ancient times?"

"I don't care how many times he has it! People are people, I am me, who can control so much?" Little Ginkgo got angry again.

The little eunuch knew that he had diverted his words again, and he was depressed for a while, how could he turn the topic back to that place?He opened his mouth a few times, and finally mustered up the courage to say:

"Lady, take off your clothes and let's go to bed and rest for a while, it's almost dawn."

Ginkgo girl laughed "Puchi" and said angrily, "Greedy cat! If you want to rest, you can rest. Why do you want me to take off my clothes?"

"Yes, yes, I'm a greedy cat! How can I, how can I..." the little eunuch stammered for a long time without taking off his clothes, but he didn't spit out the important words.

The red candles were flickering, like a greedy cat watching its owner kill fish, and the scent of jasmine pollen filled the tent.The little eunuch was lying naked on the bed, squinting at Gingko as she stripped down her clothes one by one. She had a red face, long hair, a straight chest, round shoulders, a slender waist, and white jade. In the end, only a pair of trousers remained.The little eunuch stood up, grabbed the bride's fragrant shoulders with both hands, shook and said:

"Beautiful, you are really cute! People say that you are beautiful and delicious, and you really are beautiful and delicious!"

"No shame!" Yin Xing'er grabbed a small coat with both hands to protect her chest, and lowered her head to retort with blushing cheeks, "It's not that big pot of mutton, I'm afraid your voice will be silent for a while, and you are still beautiful and delicious ?”

The little eunuch couldn't help but jumped up again, put his right hand around the girl's neck, and pulled down the little trousers that got in the way with his left hand.His thatch, which had been standing in the thatch for a long time, had been waiting impatiently for a long time, and he was familiar with it, and went straight in after a little probing.

Hearing Ginkgo Dunzhu's "Ouch", the bride frowned and said angrily:

"Is the official so pitiful? I'm not someone else's wife. Why are you so cruel?"

The little eunuch gasped and muttered: "Miss, don't talk, just wait a while."

Not long after, Ginkgo seemed to have also entered the role, catering to her husband's movements, stretching out her hands to caress the young eunuch's handsome face.

"Boom boom boom!" The wooden door was covered with sheepskin to protect against wind and cold, so there was such a sound.

"Officer, someone is knocking on the door!" Yin Xing'er reminded.

"Leave him alone, it will be ready soon!" The little eunuch was already fascinated by this moment, nothing else.

"No, no, the door isn't closed, if you don't answer, they will crash in!" After saying that, Yin Xing'er twisted her buttocks and pulled herself out from under the eunuch.

"He dares, I won't kill..."

However, just as the little eunuch was about to open the sluice to release the water, the word "kill" hadn't finished yet, when suddenly the embankment burst and the flood flooded, but the daughter-in-law ran away.It's a pity that most of his wine was put on the sheets, only a few vanguard troops rushed into the city first.The little eunuch lay down on his back in frustration, cursing in a vicious voice:

"Damn it, I'll look it up in the future and find this little bastard who knocked on the door. Fifty whips are considered light!"

"What's the matter?" Ginkgo put on her clothes and stood behind the door and asked softly.

"The commander-in-chief has an order, and the vanguard officer hastened to enter the big tent to discuss matters!" The orderly shouted outside the door.

"Got it, I'll be there soon!" Daifu Ginkgo replied.

"What kind of bullshit handsome? It's not even as good as a small school in my place! You also drove me like a thief, idiot!" The little eunuch was still angry, complaining alone in the quilt.

The new daughter-in-law Yin Xing comforted her husband with a smile and said, "Okay, my General Pan, don't put on airs! Now you are serving food under someone else's spoon. The commander is the sky, but you can't be scolded!"

"Actually, just a moment more..." The little eunuch was still brooding over what happened just now.

"Go, go, come back at night!"

Lei Xubin saw the little eunuch enter the tent in a hurry, motioned for him to sit down in order, first congratulated him a few words perfunctorily, then cut to the point, saying:

"General Pan, I just received news that Degel, Zhou Guaka, and Mai Wednesday left without saying goodbye overnight, and their whereabouts are unknown. What do you think of this matter?"

"It must have gone to the enemy, please make preparations quickly." The little eunuch didn't even think about it, so he came to a conclusion based on his own judgment.

"Pioneer Officer is just talking nonsense. Brothers are not in a one-day relationship. How can there be such a scum among us?" Deputy Commander Tenzin refused to accept, and gave the little eunuch a hard look.

"Why did you leave without saying goodbye if you were going home, and why did you leave overnight if you didn't join the enemy?" The little eunuch retorted logically.

Tenzin was speechless, and murmured, "This, this, maybe..."

Marshal Lei waved his hand and said, "Okay, stop arguing. I think the vanguard officer's words make sense, why don't we prepare early, just in case."

While we were discussing, suddenly a small detective came to report: "report to the commander, there are soldiers coming, less than ten miles away from me!"

"How many people?"

"About ten thousand."

Marshal Lei suddenly stood up and shouted loudly: "Send me the general order, gather the team quickly, and prepare to meet the enemy!"