Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch stood up and asked, "Sister, what are you staring at me, what do you see?"

Wu'er Sultan Wan'er smiled and said, "I saw white clouds in the blue sky, how about you?"

"I have seen the whole world." The little eunuch answered honestly.

"Am I that old?"

"You are bigger than the whole world, if someone trades the whole world for you, I will never do it!"

"Liar! Today you lie on my body and say that I am your world. Tomorrow, if you change someone else, you say that she is your world. A man's words are always unbelievable."

"I said I was a man, you said I was a eunuch, now that I have revealed all the secrets to you, do you still say I am a eunuch?"

"If all the eunuchs in the world were like you, how many women would they bring happiness to? This is all invented by you Han people. What kind of rules do you have to ask people to cut off the most important things when you are a good man? Humans are not animals, they only care about themselves, they are relieved, will the eunuchs still be happy?"

"Can I control that much?" said the little eunuch, "Besides, I can only be considered lucky to keep what should belong to me. If I am also cut off the most important things, there will still be you and me here Is this the case now?"

Wu'er Sultan's leather jacket was spread on the ground, and the little eunuch's leather jacket covered his body. According to the most primitive customs on the grassland, they carried out the most basic production procedures of human birth and blindness.Two horses were leisurely nibbling on the tender green grass not far away, and there was only the sound of the wind gently blowing on the silent grassland.

There are mare's milk, beef, shortbread and many other foods beside them.A few small voles sneaked around the neighborhood. They seemed to be strange visitors who came once in a century, so they wanted to get some food crumbs or other things for a change. The food sources on the grassland were too monotonous. In addition to grassroots or grassroots.

The blue sky, white clouds, earth, and grassland are so simple that there are only three colors: blue, white, and green. Who would have expected that there was a bloody war not far from here yesterday.The last ones to clean up the battlefield are naturally those wolves, falcons, ants and so on.Countless white bones are scattered among them, and they probably will stay in this desolate prairie for a long time.Nature gave birth to those poor creatures, and finally welcomed them back with open arms.

"You Han people have many things of advanced civilization and many great inventions. But the smartest people have done the most stupid things. As far as I know, the lottery system is also the first of your Han people." Supported by Uer Sultan There is a saying, "Although we Fan people are ignorant and backward, we are much more civilized than you Han people in this regard. There are many men and women coming and going in and out of the huge palace, and none of them is a lottery. I don't understand you. Those Han emperors have countless wives, but they turn the men around them into trash. Those poor women have all the parts in their bodies! They are not trash, what should they do? Have you ever thought about their feelings?"

Although the little eunuch has also studied for a few days, most of what he has learned is the doctrine of the mean, the Four Books and the Five Classics. As for refuting the truth in the world and studying whether the eunuch's way is reasonable, it is unheard of.The emperor's order is the law of heaven, who dares to say that the emperor's is not?But after hearing Ur Sultan's theory, he also felt that it was reasonable.Although he is a fake eunuch, in the history of fake eunuchs in China, except that the teacher said that there was a person named Lao Ai, it is reasonable to say that he is the second. I wonder if there is a third?He didn't want to prove the correctness of these policies and measures, his thinking was far from that level, so he said:

"Sister, you are a good girl who understands righteousness. Your love for me is as high as the mountain and as deep as the sea. I will never forget you."

"What's the use of talking nonsense? If it weren't for the fact that I saw that you were handsome yesterday, and I pitied you for letting someone take that thing, you wouldn't have thought that you would take my body so easily?" Wu'er Sultan smiled, "Brother An'er , come back to the desert with me, and let my father make you a great general, it’s better than being a little eunuch, and you won’t even be able to marry a wife for the rest of your life.”

"Go back to your desert," the little eunuch was stunned suddenly, and blurted out, "Go ahead and dream! Yesterday your team was defeated by us, only a few thousand people fled. I said something to stop the pursuit, Otherwise, it will be a catch. You still want me to go back to your desert to be a son-in-law and a great general. Who can I go back to your desert?"

"Where is the father, how is the father?" Uer Sultan pushed the little eunuch hard.

"King Shan Yu and I made a bet on archery, and I shot him with one arrow. His life and death are unknown."

"It turns out that you and I are the real enemies, and the revenge for killing my father has not yet been avenged! I am so blind that I slept with the enemy?" Uer Sultan struggled to sit up.

"Just now you told me the truth for a long time, and I didn't refute you a single word. The battlefield is a matter of life and death. If you are not completely defeated, then we will lose everything. Besides, you started the war. Who do you blame? Go?" The little eunuch was lying "in the hot bed", with one arm around Uer Sultan's waist, and argued with reason.

"Don't blame us." Wu'er Sultan also had her reasons, and said, "There must be spies among you, and two letters were sent to our prince's mansion. The first letter said that we should cooperate with the father. After the success, the country will be divided equally, and the second letter said that the commander in charge of the team is a young eunuch who has just turned 15 years old, who is not sweet and doesn't understand bullshit, so let us work with confidence. Otherwise, how would I know that you are an eunuch?"

Only then did the little eunuch realize that Wu'er Sultan called him little eunuch one by one before meeting him. It turned out that he was a house thief. Who is this person?He brought out [-] elite soldiers, and that was all the wealth of the court.Nothing will happen to the old lady, she has to go back and discuss it with Master.Thinking about it this way, he hurriedly stood up to look for clothes, but was grabbed by U'er Sultan from behind.The little eunuch begged:

"Sister, let's go! Something big happened in the court, how can I be ashamed to be happy here alone?"

"If you want to go out, you must go out. It's not the same if you go early or late. The problem is that you have to investigate clearly in advance. What happened in the court and who did it? You have a hundred thousand strong soldiers in your hand. Who are you afraid of?" ?”

The little eunuch had begun to not only admire this little fan girl, he turned around and put Uer Sultan under his body again, and said sincerely:

"Sister, when I become a climate one day, I will definitely cast you a small nest with gold in our capital, so that you can enjoy the happiness in the world!"

"Okay!" Wu'er Sultan smiled slightly, "At that time, I will give birth to many little eunuchs for you in our den."

"You're talking nonsense!" The little eunuch was accused of being a shortcoming, and his angry face was covered with red clouds, and he argued, "Why does my son want to be a eunuch?"

"Just kidding with you, why are you angry? My son will naturally be your son in the future. If anyone dares to touch our son's penis, I will kill their whole family and let their eight generations become Turtle bastard!"

The little eunuch smiled, with a heartfelt and happy smile on his face.He thought, people's feelings are really unpredictable. Yesterday they were extremely jealous enemies, but in an instant they became lovers who are in love with each other.Suddenly he remembered something, and asked with a smile:

"Sister, you said you were a daughter last night, why didn't I see blood on the bed sheet when I woke up this morning?"

Wu'er Sudan was startled for a moment, but when she realized what it meant, she blushed immediately.She covered her cheeks with her hands, and said with a smile:

"You ghost eunuch! I thought you were an honest person, but you have so many fancy intestines. Think about it, we Fanbang girls are not like your Han girls, who stay in the boudoir all day, painting flowers and embroidering pictures. We No matter men or women, they all live on horseback, through ups and downs, how can they keep such integrity?"

The little eunuch thought about it too, and said, "Sister, I blamed you."

Ur Sultan said affectionately: "You have captured my people, and you have also captured my heart. There has never been a second man in the past, and it will be impossible for another man to come into my place in the future."

After speaking, Ur Sultan pointed to his chest.

The grass is full of countless delicate and beautiful flowers, with various patterns and styles.White like snow, black like lacquer, yellow like gold, red like blood-stained, there are also orange, purple, gray, colorful flowers, fragrant flowers, attracting many beautiful butterflies, flying up and down on the beautiful prairie ,dance to tune.

The little eunuch had great patience, although Ur Sultan's fit body was alluring, he still controlled himself again and again.Several times, the valve of the reproductive system was almost opened, and Xiao Tailin cleverly diverted the topic by saying:

"Sister, I like you, I like you forever!"

"Really? You bad eunuch!"

"You are not allowed to call me eunuch!"

"Just call, call, call, you are the eunuch, the eunuch is the eunuch!"

The little eunuch looked at Uer Sultan's pretty face full of vigor, and couldn't help it any longer. Suddenly the valve opened, and the flood peak flew out, as if the sky was shaking and the earth was shaking. He couldn't help but twitched his whole body... …