Merry Eunuch Lang

"Aren't you a eunuch?" exclaimed the beautiful Ur-Sultan.

"Do you think I look like an eunuch?" The little eunuch leaned on the Fanbang girl tightly, asking back while moving.

"It's unbelievable for a man like you to sneak into the court among a large group of women!"

"Is not it good?"

"Who did this? I believe it's not the negligence of the person in charge or someone's joke!"

"God made a joke with me." Pan Youan said while busy with work.

"Don't you know how to be gentle? You're hurting everyone." Uer Sultan opened his big black shiny eyes under the little eunuch, frowning and laughing.

"The women of this foreign country are different from the Han women in the palace," the little eunuch muttered in his heart, "the women in the palace include the old lady (he began to secretly refer to the empress dowager as the old lady) I don’t open my eyes when doing things, but this little girl in front of me opened her eyes wide, she said just now that she is a daughter, only ghosts would believe it!” Suddenly he remembered the question before Ur Sultan’s head , retorted:

"Didn't you say I'm not a man? I just want to let you know if I'm a real man or not?"

"I really didn't expect such a big thing to be hidden under the eunuch's crotch?"

"You know how powerful I am this time, right?"

"It's really pitiful to see you white and clean on the battlefield during the day, but it's actually a belly full of bad water." Wu'er Sultan said.

"Men are not bad, but daughters don't love them. Men are not rascals, but women are flustered. You don't understand this truth?" the little eunuch said jokingly.

"How many women are there in your palace?"

"I haven't counted them, they are countless, and I can't count them anyway."

"Where are the men?"

"There are too many useless men. I am the only useful man, and there is a little emperor. I heard that he is useless."

"It's useless for the emperor! How do you know?" Wu'er Sultan asked in surprise.

"The maid who slept with me told me. She said that the emperor would lie on women only if the maids gave him beans to eat. He would not kiss women at other times, as if he had no interest in women at all. It’s also useless, and it’s never been used.” The little eunuch talked like a treasure.

"How many women have you made?" Ur Sultan asked, hiding his face.

The little eunuch said frankly: "There are not many, except for the empress dowager, and a few maids around her. The empress dowager defends me like a thief, and there is no chance to strike at all."

"You belong to the empress dowager, so you are too emperor?"

"Bullshit! On the surface I am a little prince, but in fact I am nothing. If the queen mother dies one day, my days will be over."

"I understand. In fact, your life is quite difficult, and you are worried all day long."

"So I want to create my own world, and I have had enough of living under the fence."

"Yes! Oh, hurry up, I can't stand it anymore!" The expression on Wuer Sultan's face suddenly changed, not only frowning, but this time his face was full of pain.

The little eunuch knew that the fire was coming, so he shook it slowly, bombarded frantically, and injected all the supplies he had accumulated in the past few days into Princess Fan's body.

"It's all right now," Uer Sultan said quietly while lying on the big marching bed, "you have captured not only my people, but also my heart. Now I am yours, so come with me tomorrow. Let me tell my father, I will also make you a great general. If you are half a son-in-law, your father will treat you well, and besides, there is me, it is better than being an eunuch in your southern dynasty."

The little eunuch looked at Wu'er Sudan's charming face, that pretty face looked innocent and innocent like a chick just hatched, compared to the fierce and heroic female general who fought with him in the daytime Judged like two people, he smiled and said:

"I went to Fanbang with you to be the son-in-law? Are you talking in your sleep? Your team was defeated by me, and only a few people fled back to the desert. I don't know if you have a place to stay when you go back, and you can still have my food?"

"Where is the father? Was the father also killed by you?" Uer Sultan only knew that she was homeless after this war.

Pan You'an didn't want to mention those unpleasant things at this time, so as not to spoil the interest.Taking the opportunity to shout out:

"Come on!

Following the sound, the two young soldiers came in, and murmured, "What's your order, Commander?"

It was obvious that there was one person missing in the ground and one more person on the bed, but they turned a blind eye to it, or dared not say anything when they saw it.

"Go get some buckets of hot water and bathe the Sudanese girl."

"Yes!" said the soldier.

"Then we'll have a banquet and prepare more beef and mutton, fresh ones."

The next day was a sunny day, and the little eunuch and his "bride" galloped on the vast grassland.There are no rolling hills, no trees, flowers and fruits, or even uninhabited people, but only endless green grass and small mounds like steamed buns.From time to time, a few goshawks flitted across the blue sky, and occasionally one or two hares and voles popped out of the grass. They seemed to tell tourists that there were still creatures here.The quiet prairie, the sweet prairie, the warm prairie, the beautiful scenery, the little eunuch's imagination, he even wanted to write a poem, but unfortunately he didn't have the attainments in this area.Touched by the scene, the little eunuch recalled the hearty scene last night. In the past, what he ate was the food laid down by others. Last night was the fruit picked by himself, so it was more crispy, sweeter and more memorable for him.Thinking of this, the greedy guy on his lower body started to try again.Pan Youan said with a hippie smile:

"Sister, I want it again."

Wu'er Sultan rolled his eyes at him, and said teasingly, "It's worthless, what happened last night is still hurting!"

"I don't, I want to!" The little eunuch played with a childish temper.

"Well, I really can't do anything about you!"

"Sister, you said you belonged to your daughter, why didn't blood come out last night?" The little eunuch asked an inappropriate question at this moment.

"I..." Wu'er Sudan's face immediately turned red as if she was covered with a red cloth. She muttered for a long time before she found an excuse and retorted, "Our daughters of the Fan family are not like your Han daughters who spend all day drawing and embroidering in the boudoir. , in the wind and rain, tossing on horseback every day, how many do you think can keep the whole thing intact?"

"In this way, I'm relieved. If you don't say it, I think I picked up another second-hand product." The little eunuch tied the two horses together and let them go to the grass to eat grass by themselves.

"It's not like you!" Uer Sultan took off his fur coat, spread it on the ground, and retorted, "If you are old or young, you will become a stallion on our grassland."

"Is that up to me?" The little eunuch didn't wait for the girl to argue, like a hungry wild wolf, he threw Uer Sultan down on the "embroidery bed" she had just laid.