Merry Eunuch Lang

The second general of the Tong family was about to lead his troops to wipe out the enemy who slipped through the net, but he was stopped by the eunuch who didn't want to, and he was very puzzled, so he asked:

"Why didn't the commander-in-chief wipe out these bastards in one go? Aren't you letting the tiger go back to the mountain? If you let them gather together in the future, there will be endless troubles."

The little eunuch said: "The two generals only know one thing, but not the other. Haven't you two heard about the destruction of the enemy's country and the death of the counselor? Even good wolves know that they don't eat lambs, and save them for fattening before attacking." .If nothing happens at the border every year, and the court enjoys peace, how can us military officers who are generals still have a good life?"

Tong's second general woke up like a dream, and secretly praised: Don't look at this little eunuch has one more thing than other eunuchs, but also has one more heart.If it wasn't for the empress dowager's sister's good opinion to fulfill this false lottery, he would have become a useless person. How can there be such a great victory today?Thinking about it this way, the second general said:

"The commander-in-chief is wise, since that's the case, then settle down the soldiers on the frontier, and let's quickly withdraw our troops and go back to Beijing! The court is still waiting for us to return in triumph!"

The little eunuch said with a smile on his face: "What's the rush? I'm anxious if I lose a battle, and I'm anxious if I win a battle? The order will be passed down, three days off, slaughtering cattle and goats, and rewarding the three armies. I haven't fully appreciated the beauty of the northern country yet! "

Is it true that at this time and at that time, a little eunuch who is just pretending to be a fool, with the support of the queen mother, won a battle at the border and doesn't know what kind of person he is?But after all, Tong's second general did not dare to underestimate or offend the little eunuch, for fear that he would go back and "speak well" in front of the queen mother, and the two brothers would not sleep well.However, the little eunuch did have some skills, which made the Second General of the Tong family not admire him.

There is something strange about this matter, it turned out that after hearing what the old wolf lord said before the battle, the little eunuch murmured in his heart: If something really happened to the court, wouldn't they die in vain if they went back like this?So he wanted to discuss it with his master Meng Lang before making a decision.Also, that beautiful little fan girl is still tied up in his camp, if you don't take this opportunity to have fun, what are you doing in such a hurry?It's exactly: Take the pleasure and bring the beauty home, even if you meet a ghost when you go home!

Meng Lang resorted to a tactic of suspicious soldiers. The little eunuch fought the enemy face-to-face at the front, while he led a small number of capable men and horses to detour to the left and right behind the Fanjun formation, and set off firecrackers, beat gongs and drums together at an agreed time.Fan Bing didn't know what the plan was. Seeing the banners with the word "Pan" all around him, he thought they were being surrounded. In addition, the old wolf master was hit by an arrow, so he messed up the corners and trampled each other, and was killed by the eunuch's team. Baluo, by the time they fled to the depths of the desert to count the soldiers and horses, there were less than two thousand soldiers.

The little eunuch held a celebration banquet, and the Tong brothers, generals and officials all praised the little eunuch for being unparalleled in martial arts, catching one and killing one, and using soldiers like a god. He was better than Zhuge Wuhou in those days. Divine skill, to achieve a shocking victory.It is said that from now on, there will be nothing in the world, and the barbarians at the border will be terrified, and they will not dare to go south for at least ten years.

The little eunuch smiled slightly and said: "People are valuable with self-knowledge. I am a person with five physical incompleteness. I have been loved by the empress dowager and adopted as a foster son. I have reached the sky in one step. I have also been taught by an expert, and I have learned both civil and martial arts, so that I am today. I The little eunuch is not an ungrateful person. The empress dowager and I compare mother and son to each other, and we will repay each other again, so I won’t talk about it here. Today I will invite my mentor, General Meng Langmeng, out, and everyone will meet. Behind the enemy It was all his idea to set fire, fire cannons and drums, and set up false banners..."

Everyone raised their eyes and saw a person standing in front of the tent, not more than five feet tall, skinny, with a pale golden face, sparse eyebrows and hair, very large eyes, flat nose, and teeth exposed.Although his appearance is unattractive, one does not know that this gentleman has read military books, is highly skilled in martial arts, and often has the ambition to serve the country with nowhere to go.It's not because of the little eunuch, I'm afraid that Lao Meng will not be able to fulfill his wish in his life.

Tong's second general took the lead and shouted: "General Meng is the commander's teacher, please take a seat."

Meng Boxiong humbly said: "Xiao Ke is a white man, how dare he sit on top of the general? Just sit down and beg for a bowl of wine, you are lucky for three lifetimes."

Everyone has to be humble, the little eunuch said:

"Master, it's not your credit. How can I have today's victory? You always teach me that it's just right to put on you a man who has no kindness, and a man should be strong. Come on, come on, everyone is your own family, and you are also Don't be too polite, we just sit together."

Meng Lang and Meng Boxiong sat down at the head of the little eunuch.

The little eunuch returned to the big tent of the Chinese army in the spirit of wine, and was just about to fall asleep when he suddenly remembered something and hurriedly asked his soldiers:

"Did that fangirl eat?"

"Marshal Qi Bing, bring her food, but she refuses to eat it." Xiao Bing replied.

"How is it now?"

"Tied to a horse-post in front of the camp."

"Bring it in!"

"Yes." Xiaobing agreed, turned around and retreated.

After a while, Wu'er Sultan was tied up and brought in.

"Untie it." The little eunuch ordered.

"Master?" Xiao Bing hesitated.

"Damn, I can't handle such a small matter." The little eunuch cursed, went down to untie the rope himself, and said to the soldier, "Get out!"

Wu'er Sultan opened his eyes and said angrily: "If you want to kill, kill, what else? It's just a pity..."

"What's your pity?" the little eunuch asked with a smile.

"It's a pity that I lost in the hands of a lottery..." Wu'er Sultan sighed with lingering anger.

The little eunuch smiled and said: "You don't have to be sorry about this, to tell you the truth, I am definitely a man."

"You used to be a man, but unfortunately you are not now. You are a eunuch, a useless eunuch. You say you are not? Isn't it a big joke that a fake eunuch sneaked into the palace? It has never happened before, coax ghosts to go Come on!" Ur Sultan sneered.

"Damn it, I'll let you know if I'm real or fake today."

After the little eunuch finished speaking, he walked over and hugged U'er Sudan by the waist.

Wu'er Sultan struggled and said: "The general can't be forced, the slave's family is still a daughter!"

"That's just an eye-opener for you! What I love is thatched grass that hasn't been cultivated by anyone." The little eunuch forcefully threw the fan girl on the big military bed. Do something wrong.

"General, general..." Wu'er Sultan gasped coquettishly.

The little eunuch refused, and quickly untied the fan girl's belt, and through the robe, both hands went straight into the depths, one hand walked up the three-way to the top of the snow-capped mountain, and the other hand went down the three-way to fish in the clear spring.The little eunuch is an expert at first, and he is more familiar with this way, and he touched two important places in a short time.

"Will..." Wu'er Sudan's body began to soften, her beautiful eyes were closed tightly, her cheeks were flushed, she was dripping with sweat, and she exhaled blue-like breaths, refreshing her heart, and gradually she lost the strength to speak.