Merry Eunuch Lang

Seeing that his beloved daughter had been captured, Shanyu Wang Utulixi immediately became angry from embarrassment. He hurriedly rode the black horse on his crotch, swung two machetes that looked like door leaves, and rushed straight towards the southern army formation with a roar.As soon as the little eunuch left the little fan girl behind, the old wolf master and his butt came to kill him.The little eunuch wanted to enter the arena for the second time, but the Tong family's second general refused to allow it, so he rode forward and urged:

"Leader, please rest for a while, the two of us will meet the thief."

The little eunuch was not afraid of tigers when he was a newborn calf, and he would not give in. He said with a smile: "Could it be that the two generals are fighting for credit? If so, whose name should be recorded in the credit book? It's better for me to eat alone."

The three were arguing endlessly, seeing that the Great Chanyu had already killed him.The three people and the three horses had to stand side by side to see what King Fanlu would do?

The old wolf lord laughed and said: "Are you so unreasonable? Three fight one. I suggest that you two stand aside and watch the battle until I catch this little eunuch and exchange him for my daughter. This is not unfair. Bar?"

Pan Youan looked up at this general, and he was very different: he had a pheasant tail on his head, two fox tails around his neck, a wolf fur vest, a tiger fur coat, leather shoes, leather pants, a leather hat, socks, and underpants If you can't see it, it may be leather. The whole furrier's work.Then look at the face: broom eyebrows, buffalo eyes, garlic nose and wide mouth, blue-faced fangs, two big ears on both sides, like a toad crawling on one side.The beards are long and short, some are yellow, some are green, some are black, and the rest are white.He was seven or eight feet tall according to the old ruler, but more than two meters tall according to the new ruler.The weight is estimated to be at least three hundred catties (gross weight).Looking at others, Bibi himself, the little eunuch was a little ashamed, thinking to himself that this battle cannot be fought, because he is not at the same level!

Shan Yuwang saw that the little eunuch was silent for a long time, thought he was afraid, and shouted: "Little Nanman, if you are afraid, retreat quickly and return my princess. Or if you surrender, forget it, and you will not go back." Use, your country has changed hands long ago! Haha, if we fight again tomorrow, at most you will live one more day, where to go, you think about it yourself?"

"No, let's fight now, I will accompany you to the end!" The little eunuch was secretly startled: Could it be that something happened in the court?On second thought, the big bear must be cheating.Besides, even if he escaped the first day of the junior high school, he would not be able to avoid the fifteenth day. If he didn't compete with this thief today, it would only increase his prestige. He wanted to use his ingenuity to defeat him.He just said, "Big bear, we don't compete with strength, but with something else, what do you think?"

"Hurry up, hurry up, what are you talking about?" Da Shanyu stared at him.

"Horse racing, throwing, chicken catching..." A dozen or so items went through the little eunuch's mind, but nothing was satisfactory. Of course it was better than climbing a tree, or climbing over a wall. It's a good show, but it's a pity that there is not even a tree shadow here, let alone a house wall.

"Little turtle bastard, if you don't answer, I'm going to attack you!" Shan Yu Wang scolded.

"Competing with archery!" The little eunuch was forced out of a weak point.He didn't know that archery on horseback is a common practice for people on the grassland. Although he has also learned archery for a few days, compared with others, there is no ordinary gap!However, once the words are spoken, they cannot be taken back. There is no joke before the army!

"Okay, let's compete with you in archery!" Utulish yelled happily, right in the middle of his arms.

The little eunuch lacked confidence, how could he talk about his own idea?But in front of the battle between the two armies, the anger could not be vented, so he had to force himself and asked:

"How do you compare?"

"The two of us each take fifty steps back, a total of one hundred steps. You shoot me three arrows, I shoot you three arrows. Shooting deserves it. It doesn't count as a tie. Is this fair? I am older than you, and I cannot The big bully the little, how about letting you shoot first? I said start, count to ten numbers, if you don’t shoot it, it will be considered invalid.” The old wolf master set the shooting rules.

Now that you have been forced to mount a horse, you can run if you don't walk.The little eunuch had no choice but to step back fifty steps.He was still thinking in his mind: Why hasn't there been any movement from the master?It's time!If you want God to help you, you have to help yourself first. Since the big bear said to shoot him first, shoot him three arrows before talking, maybe a blind cat will catch a dead mouse.After thinking about it, the little eunuch bent his bow and set an arrow, fixed his eyes on Utulish's face, and shot with a "swish", the old wolf flattened his head and missed.

"An arrow!" Shan Yuwang shouted a hundred paces away.At such a distance, it still sounds like thunder.

The little eunuch settled his posture and stabilized his mind. He estimated where the big bear's head was tilted, so that he could make an advance measurement.The left and right are [-]-[-]. He doesn't know whether Utulich is left-handed or right-handed, or whether he tends to the right or the left.He couldn't make up his mind for a while, and finally he chose the right of the usual person.Shan Yuwang happened to be left-handed, so the arrow missed again.

"Two arrows!" Shan Yuwang shouted triumphantly from a distance.

The second general of Tong's family became anxious, thinking that if the third arrow missed again, it would be a disaster for the little eunuch when it comes to others.These two grew up in the border gate since they were young, and they know that the Fanren are very good at archery.The little eunuch just didn't know the heights of the heavens and the earth, so it was not good to choose another one, so he insisted on hitting others with guns.It's really touching the head of Lord Hades in the middle of the night, I want to die until dawn!It doesn't matter if he is dead, how will the Queen Mother explain it?The two were angry and anxious, and watched the little eunuch shoot the third arrow.

The little eunuch deliberately delayed the time, he estimated that there must be some movement from the master.So dawdling, seeing that the old wolf master had already counted to ten, the second general of the Tong family lost the only last chance, pushing one by one, shouting in his mouth:

"Come on, if you don't shoot, you won't have a chance!"

It's also a coincidence that ordinary arrows are shot out without letting go, but this arrow borrowed the strength of the Tong brothers, the little eunuch just took a rough aim, and the shaft of the arrow shot out.Old Shanyu swayed left and right, and suddenly heard a "poof", the arrow hit his face, and the old wolf master fell from the horse with a "ah!"

Just at this time, I suddenly heard behind the enemy soldiers, on the left and right sides, the sound of gongs and drums, the sound of firecrackers, and countless fireworks.The little eunuch knew that his master had succeeded, so he waved the bowstring in his hand, and the southern army attacked with all their strength. Unfortunately, the old wolf master was trampled into a pulp by the rebel army before he could get up from the ground.

The Fanbing team was attacked from all sides, front, back, left, and right, and the old wolf master was shot and fell to the ground. Just when he didn't know what to do, the young eunuch's soldiers and horses had already arrived.All the soldiers and generals became headless chickens, and within a few hours, only a thousand or ten of tens of thousands of horses broke out.

The second general of the Tong family will lead his army to chase and kill the poor bandits, vowing to kill them all and leave no future troubles.The little eunuch stopped loudly afterwards:

"That's all for the two generals, quickly send an order to withdraw the troops to do it!"