Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch led one hundred thousand soldiers and horses, and rushed to the border in a mighty way.In a few days, when it was close to the frontier, a scout came to report that the border had been lost, and the guard Geng Chengzhong died a heroic sacrifice for his country.The rest of the crowd scattered or gathered, and they were already defeated.

Pan You'an turned around and asked Tong's second general for his clever plan.The second general said:

"Commander, our army was defeated for the first time, and the enemy soldiers were also exhausted and suffered heavy casualties. It is better to take advantage of the momentum to attack and catch him by surprise."

The little eunuch shook his head and said: "No. The enemy army has just won and is coming fiercely. My reinforcements came from a long distance, and most of them are exhausted. This commander has made up his mind and set up camp on the spot tonight. I see that this place is open and vast, with green mountains and grass Green, just in time to fight the enemy in the coming day."

The two generals were shocked when they heard the words: fighting is not about traveling in the mountains and rivers, who cares about the green mountains and grass?This baby must be fearful of the enemy like a tiger. Hearing that the defenders were defeated, he wanted to retreat.Then he hurriedly rolled off the saddle and got off the horse, fell down on the ground, and said: "The commander must not do it. If our army first arrives, if we don't attack quickly, we will frustrate the enemy's spirit. If the enemy sneak attack at night, our army will be caught off guard and will be defeated."

The little eunuch ordered someone to help the second general, gently comforted his neck, and said with a smile:

"The two generals are too worried. Although Xiao Ke is not talented, he never takes Xiao Xiaofan captive seriously. The two generals are only in charge of drinking in the tent, and watch Xiao Ke perform a good show of destroying Fan."

The second general of the Tong family complained secretly, thinking that the defeat of the army would be trivial, if the little eunuch died on the battlefield, how would the queen mother's sister explain it?

It turned out that after the young eunuch's one-day teacher, Lao Li, committed suicide by hanging himself, the empress dowager found another martial arts master, Meng Lang Meng Boxiong, to teach him martial arts.Meng Lang didn't earn his name in vain. Not to mention his martial arts prowess, he met an expert who taught him the art of war. He always wanted to serve the country, but there was no good opportunity.When he learned that the little eunuch was not a lottery, he didn't commit suicide like Lao Li to avoid disaster. Instead, his eyes lit up: it must be something extraordinary to be able to sneak into the court with a fake eunuch, and there must be a powerful backer behind him. .This person is not someone else, since he is a member of the Empress Dowager's Palace and has been granted the title of Prince, there is no doubt that this person is the Empress Dowager.Meng Lang decided to serve as the young eunuch, and thus won the favor of the queen mother, so that he could show off his talent one day.The little eunuch was naturally aware of Master's skills, so after taking command, he quietly invited Master over, first made up as a personal soldier, and stayed close to his side so that he could ask for advice from time to time.The plan of resting on the spot was ordered by meng lang in advance.

There was nothing to say that night, and Fandi did not come to attack the camp as the second general of the Tong family had expected.In the early morning of that day, an army came to report: tens of thousands of enemy troops came to call for battle.

The little eunuch had already made arrangements according to Master's ingenious plan, and then assembled his troops and horses to go out to fight the enemy.

A female general in the Fanbing team showed up, shouted and cursed, and asked Pan You'an to come out and talk to her by name.

The little eunuch was very puzzled: "I have no name or role. It is my first time to lead an army. How does this woman know her name?" In the past few years, I also wanted to test how capable I was, plus he was a womanizer, seeing a woman, he felt a little itchy in his heart.Before the Tong family's second general could speak, he had already pulled his gun and drove his horse to the front of the battle.Pan You'an raised his eyes and saw that the woman in front of her was beautiful and beautiful, with a pair of big eyes, two sword-shaped eyebrows, a nose as straight as a bamboo, and lips like cherry blossoms. Although her skin was dark, there was something wonderful about being black.Her body is as delicate as a willow, and her body is as light as a flying swallow. She wears armor for self-defense and a scarlet war robe on her shoulders. Under her crotch is a white horse, dancing with two swords, and her voice is like silver bells. She is really like a goddess.After seeing this, the little eunuch suddenly had evil thoughts, and couldn't help but think to himself: If this girl sleeps for a night, no other god will give it to her.

When the female general looked at this little eunuch, she also sighed to herself: Sure enough, Zhongyuan is a good-looking talent, with an oval face, with red clouds on his cheeks, neither fat nor thin, with bright eyes and handsome eyebrows, red lips and white teeth, skin white as snow, chin He has no beard, is tall and short, and has a vigorous body like an ape.Wearing a silver helmet and armor, it is also a silver-maned horse.Pan You'an, a good name, there was a man named Pan An in ancient times, and it was clearly another little Pan An who came to this world.It's a pity that such a beautiful man has been castrated and cut off his roots of affection, otherwise he will be taken captive to Fanguo and make good deeds for a hundred years. Wouldn't it be happier to spend this life than being a fairy?

The little eunuch folded his gun in his arms, put his hands together, bowed immediately, and said: "My sister is here, my brother is polite."

The female fan laughed and teased: "A lottery, what kind of younger brother do you compare yourself to? That's all, the little girl just pays back the gift."

The little eunuch blushed and said, "My sister didn't see you, how do you know I'm a lottery?"

The female general said: "The eunuch is not a lottery, so there is one more thing?"

"Sister, haven't you heard that what you hear is believing what you see?"

"You can be glib, men and women are different, and you and I are people from two countries, how can I see it? Could it be that you are a fake eunuch?"

"If I am a fake eunuch, will my sister marry me?"

"Hermaphrodites, don't be rude, look at the sword!"

The little eunuch fired his gun and said with a smile: "My sister is so impatient, my brother hasn't finished talking yet!"

"A dog can't get ivory out of its mouth, so what good things can you say?"

"Look at my sister, she looks like a fairy, how can she commit murder? Why don't you follow my younger brother and join me in the great country of the Central Plains, it's better than you suffer in the desert."

The female general stabbed with her sword again, and scolded sharply: "What's so good about the Central Plains? A person like you is made into a lottery. What's the fun of living in the world without men and women? It's better to piss and drown." Dead, so as not to make people feel sorry."

The little eunuch raised his gun to block it, and said with a sneer: "Sister, if we bet, you step aside, I took off my trousers and you see, if I am the real thing, will you marry me?"

The female general was furious, and reprimanded: "Bah, you shameless lottery man! Don't be so talkative, take the trick quickly, lest I accidentally stab you with a sword when you get it, and blame me for the bad weather outside the Great Wall, and provoke you!" I have a cold and a cold!"

The little eunuch saw that Fannv's martial arts were very strong, her two swords were like snakes coming out of a hole, each sword was as fast as a sword, and her moves were all coming from the deadly place.He didn't dare to neglect, he pushed left and right to block, how could he have the time to laugh and chat?

The two did not agree with each other in words, and they fought together with horses, spears and swords.

In terms of martial arts, the female fan is superior in skill, and in terms of strength, the little eunuch has the upper hand.One grows and the other disappears, avoiding the heavy and taking the light, you come and go, back and forth, eight horseshoes kicking around, two hands and three weapons fly together.A wonderful Lu Bu play Diao Chan was staged on the grass, and two beautiful men and women in the desert vowed to fight to determine male and female.In less than half an hour, the female general was already exhausted, dripping with sweat, the flower branches were trembling, and she was out of breath.

The Tong family's second general was dumbfounded, he didn't expect the little eunuch to have such a trick.The two of them failed to stop him, and they wanted to join the fight, but now it seems a little redundant, it is not necessarily known who is on whom based on their skills?

The female general's name was Ur-Sudan, she was just seventeen years old, and she was born as beautiful as a fairy. People on the grassland called Black Peony, and she was the princess of Shanyu King Uturich.It wasn't that she underestimated the enemy, but when she heard that the Southern Dynasty had sent a castrated hermaphrodite to lead the army, she felt very curious, thinking that people drawn by lot could be easily deceived.So he asked for his father's permission to go out into battle, and asked him to meet this little eunuch who was neither male nor female by name.Who would have known only after a fight that this little eunuch is not a vegetarian, they say that the gelding is strong, could it be that the lottery is also powerful?

The two fought until their fifties or sixties, the little eunuch separated the two swords with a gun, stretched out his arms to put Ur-Sultan's Yangliu Xiaoman on the waist, summoned up his strength and shouted, and hugged Hei Mudan abruptly.The two were face to face, face to face, head and neck intertwined, hugging tightly into a ball.Although Ur-Sultan still had the long sword in his hand at this time, it was useless and could only be used for waving his hands in the sky.