Merry Eunuch Lang

Yin Tianxue and the little eunuch were in the midst of a fierce battle, when they suddenly heard someone shout: "Don't beat me, stop beating, they are all from my own family!" As soon as the girl heard this, she immediately concluded that unless this person was the famous Pan Shuai and Pan You'an, there would be no one else. others.One is that his martial arts are unsurpassed, which is definitely not comparable to ordinary people, and the other is that his character is outstanding, which is incomparable to Pan An.The young lady blushed and hurriedly hid aside. The moment Cao Huazhi glanced at her, she looked embarrassed and didn't know how to explain for a while, so she nodded hurriedly and tried to cover it up.

Once a word is spoken, it is hard to chase after it. Since you have promised someone, you should not go back on your word.Besides, being able to marry someone like Pan Dashuai in a lifetime is not in vain in the afterlife.Both character and martial arts are top-notch. As for morality and thinking, the girl is not at ease, she has to verify it herself.

The original Fanjiang's mansion has now become the temporary residence of Marshal Pan, and the little eunuch who was still a pioneer in Heihuya yesterday has changed into a groom again.In the morning, they were still catching and fighting each other on the river beach, and they would never give up regardless of whether they were male or female. Both of them entered the new house tonight.History has always played tricks on people, sometimes maliciously, sometimes kindly.Goodwill and malice do not depend on human will, but on personal luck.

The little eunuch looked at his newly married wife. In the past, he fought and killed, fought or robbed, and found it by himself.Now this woman was made by the daughters-in-law, so he felt very uncomfortable, and he didn't even have the courage to take a second look. He sat at the table alone, drinking dull wine.

It was Yin Tianxue who broke the deadlock, pursed his lips and smiled, and said in a low voice, "Brother-in-law, we both have nothing to do, so drink slowly and let me tell you a story, okay?"

The little lady listened and felt unhappy: This woman still calls me brother-in-law now, it is obvious that she rejects people thousands of miles away, let's see how she moves in one move?Then he said:

"As you wish!"

Yin Tianxue eloquently said:

Once upon a time, a farmer was plowing in the field, and suddenly he saw a scholar riding a donkey from afar.When the scholar saw the farmer, he politely said:

"Brother, brother, you plow all day, do you know how many plows you can plow and how many steps your oxen can walk in a day?"

The farmer groaned for a long time, but couldn't answer, and finally said with a blushing face, "Brother Xiucai, I really don't know."

"Stupid, what's the difference between you and that pig? You can't even explain what you're doing. You're not as good as this stupid donkey I'm riding!"

The farmer felt so angry for no reason, and when he returned home with his mouth pouting, he didn't even want to eat the rice served by his wife.Seeing that his expression was different, his wife questioned him for a long time before he told the truth.The wife smiled disdainfully and said:

"A person who has made a bargain will not stop there. That person will definitely come back tomorrow. You can answer him like this."

Near noon the next day, the scholar came again and asked the farmer again in the same words.The farmer knew it well, and asked calmly:

"Xiucai Xiucai, you ride a donkey back and forth every day, do you know how many steps your old donkey took that day?"

The scholar was shocked, knowing that the farmer must have an expert to guide him. After repeated questioning, the farmer was kind and honest, and he told the truth that it was his wife who taught him.The scholar smiled and said:

"Brother, you go home today and tell your sister-in-law that I will go to meet her tomorrow, and half a mouth is enough."

Seeing this, the farmer went home in a panic and told his wife that the scholar was coming to visit. The wife knew it well and smiled without saying a word.

On that day, the scholar came to prison as he said.In order to prove that he could defeat the farmer's wife with only half-open mouth, Xiucai first covered half of his mouth with a piece of dog skin plaster, and came excitedly.One leg is in front of the threshold, the other leg is behind the threshold, shouting from across the door:

"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, do you think I should go in or out?"

The farmer's wife put a handful of onions and a handful of garlic on the chopping board, and said, "Xiu Cai Xiu Cai, do you think I should chop the onion or the garlic?"

The scholar suddenly turned pale with shock and said: "My sister-in-law is not good, cow dung is in the pot!"

The farmer's wife smiled and said, "It's all right, don't you see the plaster on the cow's butt?"

The scholar made fun of himself, blushed, resentful, and left.

What kind of person is the little eunuch, how can he not know the intention of the new wife?Without thinking, he also made up a story:

Once upon a time, there were two scholars who were good friends, one surnamed Zhang and the other surnamed Zhu.One day, Zhang Xiucai went to visit Zhu Xiucai, but it happened that Zhu Xiucai was not at home.Zhang Xiucai asked:

"Excuse me, is Zhu Xiucai at home?"

"My husband is not at home. I will tell you when I come back. What is your name, sir?" It was Zhu's wife who answered.

"My surname is Zhang."

"Oh, are you Gong Zhang Zhang or Li Zao Zhang?"

"Bow down and stretch."

"Has Mr. Zhang eaten?"

"Used, you're welcome."

"Well, sir, please sit down and have tea."

Zhang Xiucai went home and praised Zhu Xiucai's wife for being smart and capable, she spoke well and looked upright, which was very admirable.

Zhang's wife was very jealous, and scolded: "No shame, how good is it to praise other people's wives in front of your own wife? Someone came on the second day, and I said it better than her!"

Zhang Xiucai said nothing.

A few days later, Zhu Xiucai came to visit Zhang Xiucai, but it happened that Zhang Xiucai was not there.

Mrs. Zhang said: "My nerd is not here, sir, is your surname ghost?"

"My surname is not ghost, but my surname is Zhu?" Zhu Xiucai was a little worried.

"Are you a boar and a sow?"

"Boar." Zhu Xiucai answered patiently and truthfully.

"Passed?"

"Not yet." Zhu Xiucai couldn't bear it anymore, but he still told the truth.

"Exactly, I don't have a stew, so why don't we make a pot of stew. Wait a moment, I'll boil the water right away." Without waiting for the guest's consent, Mrs. Zhang took the knife to cut the meat in order to show her enthusiasm for the guest.However, the knife was blunt, and then sharpened again.

Zhu Xiucai was shocked and ran away.

Mrs. Zhang chased out the door with a knife, and yelled, "Old pig, are you not gelling anymore?"

Without turning his head, Zhu Xiucai replied, "I'll ask my wife. If she says gelding, I'll go gelling. If she says no, I won't gelding. I dare not make my own decisions."

Zhang's wife threw the knife on the cutting board in desperation, and muttered contemptuously:

"So you're a wimp, and you don't dare to make decisions about this matter. No wonder there is a talking lady in the family?"

Not to be outdone, Yin Tianxue continued:

The little dwarf saw the children fighting on the kang, and threatened: "When your mother comes and hugs me on the kang, you will look good!"

The little eunuch then said:

There were mother and daughter working, and the daughter shouted from the kitchen:

"Mom, there's too much water."

"Add noodles!"

"Too many faces?"

"add water!"

"..."

"Can't put it down on the chopping board?"

"Damn girl, I didn't sew the quilt to sew myself in, I will never spare you when I come out!"

Yin Tianxue wanted to say more, but was stopped by the little eunuch:

"Don't talk about it anymore, my lady. It's getting late. There are still a lot of things to do tomorrow. Why don't you go to bed early?"

Yin Tianxue's face was sullen, her cheeks were flushed, and she said: "It's too early to call her a lady, and there is another story, if my brother-in-law can say something about me, it's not too late to go to bed with the officials."

I don't know what kind of things Yin Tianxue said, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down.