Merry Eunuch Lang

Yin Tianxue refused to listen to dissuasion, and said stubbornly: "I wanted to procrastinate for a while, and at least let this night go by. It seems that the autumn days are long and the good nights are short. I can't push it any longer, so I have to tell the truth. Finally, please brother If you promise me one more thing, everything will be up to you in the future."

The little eunuch couldn't bear it at this time. Hearing that Xue'er said there was only one thing, it was easy to think, and hurriedly asked:

"What did you say?"

"Since you and I are married, there is one thing that you must not hide from you. If it works, we will still be husband and wife. If not, we will go our separate ways from now on, just like passers-by." Yin Tianxue said with a blushing face and lowered her head.

"What's so serious?" The little eunuch didn't know what kind of medicine was in Yin Tianxue's jar, and what kind of tricks Yin Tianxue was going to come up with, so don't let her get confused, and immediately became alarmed.

"It may be more serious than you imagined!" Yin Tianxue said with a serious face.

"You tell me, how would I know what's going on if you don't tell me?" the little eunuch urged.

"At first, I thought my brother was a foolhardy and reckless man. His appearance was at best embroidered. There is no perfect person in the world. I didn't expect my brother to be quick-witted at the same time. He should be a reasonable person. Not perfect, at least there are It's perfect." Yin Tianxue looked around and talked about him, and the topic went a long way.

"Why are you making such a big detour? If you have something to say, just say it!" The little eunuch became impatient.

"It's not that I'm going around the corner. This matter is too serious. I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it." Yin Tianxue changed her shy expression just now, and stared at the little eunuch without blinking her eyes.

The little eunuch laughed and said: "My beloved wife underestimates me too much. I haven't gone through what kind of things. How can I let you, a little girl, scare me with a few words?"

"I'm a stone girl." Yin Tianxue simply made peace and dragged out.

"Shinu, what is Shinu?" Although the little eunuch had come into contact with many women, this was the first time he heard this new term.

"What do you want me to tell you?" Yin Tianxue blushed again, lowered her head and explained, "Although I am a daughter, sometimes I am inferior to other women in one thing."

"So you shouldn't marry?" The little eunuch seemed to understand a little bit.

"No, I can marry!" Yin Tianxue said affirmatively, "Otherwise why would I harm you? To give you a bad reputation."

The little eunuch was confused again, and asked: "Since you don't have anything like a woman, how can you get married? If you miss others, you also miss yourself."

"No, the handsome father said that my situation is different from other stone girls. She checked my body carefully and concluded that I am the best among women, but I can't be with my husband all the time like other women. Live together. My body opens and closes once a month. If I miss this time, I have to wait until next month." Yin Tianxue was shy at this time and it was useless, she had to tell her husband these problems truthfully on the wedding night.

"Is your master a woman?" The little eunuch was concerned about another matter.

"You're talking nonsense, the male master can move my body? Isn't it a mess?" Yin Tianxue complained.

"What else did your master say? What is opening and closing?" The little eunuch didn't care about the bride's attitude at this time. The first thing he wanted to find out was whether this daughter-in-law belonged to him or not?

"Master said that my situation is special. Every month when the moon is full, it will be closed, and when the moon is waning, it will be open. The close will always be in a constant state, and the open will only be for a moment, once a month, at most for a quarter, and then I can be with my husband. .Now you understand, my silly brother-in-law?"

The little eunuch was at a loss. He didn't expect to have so much trouble finding a wife?Bianxin said:

"What do I know? It only opens once a month, and the time is so short. Who can control the fire? Isn't that making people anxious?"

"Master asked me to tell my husband on the wedding night, the first night of every month, the moment before the child's hour, is the moment that is hard to buy. Tonight is the fifteenth, which means that the opportunity is not good. We have to wait at least another fifteen days."

"It's so troublesome, you can't use it if you are guarding your wife!" The little eunuch shouted dejectedly.

"Is it troublesome? It's too late to regret it now, I'll just go. And you still have so many wives, what's the point of missing me?" Yin Tianxue deliberately teased.

"It's a fool who thinks he has too many wives! From now on, you will be a painting, and I will stick it on the wall, and you will be a cake, and I will hang it around my neck. If anyone wants to covet it, be careful of his life!" the little eunuch said fiercely. .

Yin Tianxue couldn't help giving a "puchi" smile, and said angrily, "Men are so selfish."

"Not only humans, but all males are like this. For example, chickens and dogs, everyone fights hard for a wife!"

Yin Tianxue suddenly let out a long breath, as if he was relieved from a heavy burden, he felt much calmer, as if the relationship between her and the little eunuch was also getting closer, so he smiled and said:

"Lang Jun, I've finished talking about my wife, let's go to sleep!"

Under the candlelight, the little eunuch watched as Yin Tianxue's clothes were taken off one by one, and finally only two bras and a little trousers were left, just like a big mermaid!His eyes were sore, his heart was itchy, and his saliva almost flowed down. The thing also followed straight up and wanted to poke his head out to see what happened. The little eunuch couldn't help salivating and said:

"Miss, can we sleep together?"

Yin Tianxue smiled sweetly, and reprimanded: "I said you are a fool, and you are indeed a fool. I am your wife, and all of my body belongs to you. Why should I be embarrassed? What else can I do?"

The little eunuch was like a condemned prisoner who had encountered the amnesty order. He was so excited that he tore off his underwear and took off Yin Tianxue's fig leaf.He jumped up with his bare buttocks, and pressed all his strength on the bride's snow-white jade body.

"Your Majesty can't do it!" Yin Tianxue changed his face, pushed hard with both hands, and shouted in his mouth, "You can't do it, you can't do it, God's will can't be done by manpower, and you can only do it in vain. !"

The little eunuch is already ready to go, how can he listen to others' persuasion?Stubbornly boasting:

"I have 20 years of diamond training, so I'm afraid I won't be able to cut through the 18 years of jade work?"

Yin Tianxue couldn't bear to dampen her husband's interest, so he could only do what he liked and let nature take its course.First he laid down flat on his body, and then quietly separated his legs, everything was left to him.In the end, he hit a wall, afraid that he will not retreat without knowing the difficulty?

The little eunuch has experienced countless women at a young age, where to go on the road, where to climb the mountain, picking fairy fruits in the sky, and fishing for goldfish in the sea.However, this time, the little eunuch really encountered a hard nut to crack, and only then did he realize that there is such a thing as a stone girl in the world.Let him be tough, strong, and familiar with the road, but the clothes are seamless and he can't open a thread.The little eunuch was panting, sweating profusely, exhausted all his efforts, but he didn't see any progress, but he still refused to give up, and wanted to imagine and cheat again.Yin Tianxue couldn't bear it, so he took out a flowered handkerchief from under the pillow, gently wiped the sweat off the little eunuch's forehead, and said distressingly:

"Lang Jun, my wife is not borrowed, so why bother?"