Merry Eunuch Lang

Who in the world can tell clearly?How far is the distance between science and superstition?If you can't tell, just take it as fate!The little eunuch and Yin Tianxue's husband and wife share the same bed, but the fact that they cannot become husband and wife can only be explained by the fact that fate has not come!

The little eunuch worked hard to no avail, felt ashamed of himself, and was so ashamed, as if he had returned to being a real eunuch.Hearing Xueer say "my wife is not borrowed", my heart suddenly brightened, and I just felt relieved.Although Yin Tianxue is married for the first time, she is a girl's family after all, how can she not understand a man's mind?He thinks about it too, if there is no fifteenth day, there is still the first day of junior high school!Leave one thought in my heart, always have a kind of hope, maybe it is a bad thing that turns into a good thing!Just like Ginkgo Dundup, a girl from the Yugur nationality, people always worry about the unfinished game. Let’s go to see the lovely Gingko tonight!The little eunuch was thinking about his wishful thinking, and gradually became sleepy, and fell asleep in Yin Tianxue's fragrant arms before he knew it.

Before dawn, the drums and horns sounded suddenly, the little eunuch hurriedly got up, Yin Tianxue also wanted to get dressed, the little eunuch smiled back and said:

"I'm in the army. I'm sorry. Xue'er might as well sleep for a while."

Yin Tianxue refused to listen, and insisted on getting dressed, and said in his mouth: "A husband sings to his wife, and a husband works hard for state affairs. How can it be reasonable for a wife not to prepare breakfast for you? Sir, I have another matter. Please."

"What's the matter?" The little eunuch was already dressed.

"Husband already has a Xue'er, don't call me Xue'er in the future, so as not to be confused with sister Xue'er."

"What should I call it?"

"I have a baby named Bing'er, if your husband thinks it's convenient, please call me Bing'er!"

The little eunuch nodded and said: "Bingxue is the closest, so it's good to be called Bing'er."

While talking, after washing up, Yin Tianxue started cooking by herself, boiled a glass of milk, fried two eggs, scones were ready-made, and some local side dishes such as beef haggis and so on.

The little eunuch had something on his mind and was anxious to leave, so he put down his chopsticks after eating a few mouthfuls.Yin Tianxue smiled, took something out of his bosom, and said:

"Fu Ru takes this with me, I will think about it in the future."

The little eunuch took it in his hand and saw it was a sachet. He couldn't help laughing, but suddenly felt inconvenient and stopped. He stuffed it into the sleeve and said:

"Bing'er, I'm going."

As soon as the little eunuch left the gate of the mansion, he saw his wives standing on both sides of the gate, all holding swords and knives except Ginkgo.The little eunuch asked in surprise:

"Why is this?"

Cao Huazhi said with a smile: "This morning, it was reported that there were soldiers besieging the city. I was afraid that the military situation would disturb my husband's dream, so all the sisters came to protect him."

The little eunuch said: "Missing a major event is a crime of beheading."

Several wives said together: "You guys are nothing but frogs in a well. Yelang is arrogant. We all regard them as worthless. Husbands don't need to make a fuss."

The little eunuch knew the skills of the wives and didn't want to discourage himself, so he didn't make a sound.The little eunuch was in front, followed by the wives, and Yin Tianxue also rushed over.Hurried to the commander's mansion, Hu San and other civil servants and generals were all waiting for orders in the tent.

When the marshal raised his account, the little eunuch asked Hu San, "Brother, how many troops from Fanbing are there to attack the city?"

"According to the Tanma report, the King of the Huns sent an army of [-] to attack this time, saying that he vowed to take down the Ditch and open the door to the east." Hu San reported the facts.

The little eunuch then asked the generals what plan they had to defeat the army, Hua Shixiong said:

"Although Dajiegou is small, it is a strong city. If you stick to it, let alone [-] days or [-] days, you can survive for a year or so. However, it is precisely because Dajiegou is a small town with few registered residents and not much food storage. , plus I have a hundred thousand troops in the city, people eat horses and drink, and last up to seven days."

The little eunuch frowned slightly, and said: "Order the three armies to open the city immediately to resist the enemy!"

The leader of the enemy army, named Xia Weiwei, was a red-faced man with wolf eyes and eagle nose, wide mouth and big ears, full head of blond hair, and a yellow beard like grass growing under his chin.Because of its big head and short body, it looks like a fat bear lying prone on a tall horse from a distance.

"Listen up, Southern Barbarians," Xia Weiqi shouted loudly, "My Righteous King Da Shan Yu has the virtue of living well. If you wait to surrender, you will not die. The team will be disbanded on the spot, and the travel expenses will be paid to go home. Parents, wives and children are still thinking about you! It’s not easy to grow up so big, why do you need to work for the incompetent and stupid emperor? Otherwise, you will come and go one by one, and you will be killed without leaving, and you will have to return to your hometown Besides, you Han people have never been good at fighting. Donkey riders can’t beat horse riders, and cattle and sheep that eat grass are no match for wolves, tigers and leopards, no matter how fat they are. This commander-in-chief speaks good things, and he never speaks other than the truth. Do you think this makes sense?"

The little eunuch laughed three times, pointed his horsewhip, and reprimanded: "You are a thief, a wolf by nature, rebelling repeatedly, burning, killing, looting, and disturbing my border people. If you beat me once, you will be honest for a few days, and if you don't beat your old problems I have committed another crime! This time I will not leave when I come, and I will let you Hulu all have no descendants and no future troubles at my border."

Fan Jiang laughed and said, "Boy, what are you laughing at? From my point of view, you have no water in the eyes of the emperor, and you actually sent a thin and small boy like you to take command? This shows that you have no one in the court, and you are doing everything you can to die. I’m afraid I’m not your match because I know how to read and write, but if I catch a pair and kill them, I’ll be able to make you fall off your horse and call you grandpa with a knife in one hand and a dick in the other hand!”

Not to be outdone, the little eunuch said with a sneer: "The thief can let the horse come over, and within three hours I will tell you to take off your pants and see if there is anything under your crotch? Then we will see who is the grandfather?"

"If there is something and nothing, the difference can be seen under the sword, and there is a ball for selling words?" Fan Jiangliang must have been coveting the heavenly dynasty for a long time, and he spoke Chinese and even jokes in a very eloquent way.

"Good dog head, my big country of China is a land of civilization, how can you allow you bastards to fight bravely here? Boy, come here, I will let you see it once, take off your pants to verify your body, and see if your ball is good how long?"

General Fan was furious, the weapon in his hand lit up, and he was about to go out.Unexpectedly, a female general flashed out from behind and shouted:

"How can you kill a chicken with a sledgehammer, Commander, let me take this little white-faced southern barbarian back to the camp to talk!"

The female general, named Xue Lihong, has blond hair and blue eyes, is tall and healthy, and wears a white shirt. She rides a bay red horse and is good at using a digging shovel.Born in a noble family, someone from his ancestors sneaked into the Southern Dynasty and stole the essence of Chinese martial arts.In Xue Lihong's generation, she was already invincible. (The details of Xuelihong will be explained later in the article. At this time, the battle is in full swing, so it is inconvenient to describe in detail. I hope that the judges and masters will be patient and let the boy talk about this scene first.)

Liu Jianxun didn't take it seriously when he saw that she was a womanizer.There was a contemptuous sneer at the corner of his mouth, and before the commander-in-chief could speak, he stepped out and shouted loudly:

"Fannv report your name, lest I write you as anonymous in the credit book in the future."

Xue Lihong didn't talk to her either, she danced with her digging shovel and started calling.Liu Jianxun didn't dare to neglect, and raised his arms to return.The two sides shoveled back and forth, and after less than ten rounds, Fan Nu roared, raised her shovel and chopped Liu Jianxun under the horse.

When the little eunuch saw this, the sky became dark for a moment, almost fell off his horse, and shouted:

"Jianxun and I have experienced hundreds of battles and achieved success. I don't want to be killed by an unknown woman today. It hurts me! Whoever wins the woman sacrifice with me, my brother, I will give him a big credit!" item?"

Before he could say anything, Yin Tianxue rode out, and the female fan caught it with a shovel.

What a fight!Spears fly like flying flowers, shovels swim like fish, one wants to avenge her husband's general, and the other wants to help Fan Wang Shanyu fight for the Han family.One is like a swallow sweeping the sky, the other is like a deer galloping in the wilderness, one is a heroine, and the other is a heroine.When two strong men meet, the brave wins, and when two brave men meet, the wise man is strong.

In terms of kung fu, Yin Tianxue has a slight advantage, relying on strength, the daughter of the Fan family does not show any false appearance.The fighters on both sides of the field, most of them were men, were also attracted by this fight, their eyes did not dare to take their eyes off, their mouths could not be closed for a long time, secretly ashamed that they were not good at learning, and I am afraid that they will never be like this in this life opportunity to shine.It is said that the battlefield is dominated by men. Have you ever seen such a heroic heroine?Yin Tianxue is meticulous in martial arts, her silver spear dances like a goddess scattering flowers, Xue Lihong is vigorous and brave, and her shovel is like chopping wind and waves.At first glance, it seems that the goddess in the sky has fallen into the mortal world, but at a closer look, it turns out that it is a female tiger in the mountain fighting for the world.Not to mention that the generals were amazed, even the commander-in-chief Pan You'an nodded his head.He is an expert, and with his analysis, even if this battle is fought tomorrow, it may still be the same.

Not to mention the little eunuch sighing, let's say that the two female generals fought for about [-] rounds, and it was difficult to distinguish between them.Shangguanxue was in a hurry, she swung her gun and shouted:

"Sister Xue'er, let's take a short break and let me capture this mother-in-law to avenge General Liu!"

Yin Tianxue was reluctant to give up, and the two joined forces to fight Xue Lihong.Shangguanxue was not someone to wait for nothing, as soon as she fired her gun, Fannv couldn't hold back the enemy in an instant, so she hurried back to her horse and left.Er Xue'er is greedy for merit, how can she let her go, and gallops after her.After running less than seventy or eighty steps, I saw the fan girl Xuelihong wave her hand, and more than ten female fan soldiers flashed out from both sides, letting Xuelihong pass, and then the hooks and ropes came out together, the two Xueer couldn't dodge, and both fell Get off the horse.