Merry Eunuch Lang

Zhang Facun and Huang Ren were already ready.Wearing black clothes and trousers, wearing leggings, soft-soled cloth shoes, smearing some pot ash, oil, etc. on the face, each holding a sharp knife and hiding it in his bosom, just in case.The rest of the items are inseparable even for a moment, so I won’t repeat them here.After eating a night meal, he hurried on the road overnight.

Dajiegou is about [-] miles away from the place where Fanying set up camp. For someone who possesses extremely light kung fu, it's like Zhang Yide Changban Qiaotou refusing to hide Cao Cao's tricks.After a while, the two of them arrived at Fanjun's camp.They didn't dare to enter lightly, and quietly inspected the surroundings from a distance. At this time, when they first had their children, the moon was bright and the stars were dense, and everything was silent.Only the faint lights flickering in the Fanbing camp, and the sound of drinking and making noise from time to time.Fanying is so big that there are [-] troops hidden in it, and there are many mules, horses, sheep and cattle. Large tents, tooth tents, cloth tents, etc., are row upon row, dotted with stars, stretching for at least ten miles, which is almost the same size. in a small town.One can imagine the difficulty of finding the two captured women in such a huge territory.

After Zhang Facun and Huang Ren combined together, they quickly crossed the fence and passed by the deer village.

The second general knew that the barracks were densely covered with open posts and secret posts, and if someone found out if he was a little careless, not only would he not be able to save people, but it would destroy the entire plan.

The two followed the sound and went to the brightly lit place, and after a while, they arrived at the place where Xia Weiqi and the generals drank vodka for the wedding banquet.

Fat pig head Zhang Facun and Huang Ren had seen each other from a long distance during the day, especially because he had a special appearance and left a deep impression upon meeting.He had something on his mind, restless in his duties, kept going in and out, spitting and urinating, so Zhang and Huang had discovered him a long time ago.The two decided to follow Fat Zhutou. Fat Zhutou didn't show any evil intentions, and the two sisters-in-law would not be in any danger.When a lecherous man sees a beautiful woman, what else can he do except think about that?Besides, the fat pig head is the commander of the three armies. If he doesn't issue orders, no one else dares to think about the two sister-in-laws.

Fat Zhutou finally couldn't bear it anymore, left the table early and ran out early.Zhang and Huang followed behind and saw the fat pig's head getting into their tooth tent, and they could hear the fat pig's voice reprimanding the soldiers clearly.The two of them were very surprised, how could the commander-in-chief have any reason to drive out the guards?There must be a ghost here, could it be that the fat pig's head really hid his charm in the golden tent?

The guards were not easy to use. After being scolded and scolded, they whispered a few words to each other, and then some people ran away.After a while, the people who went there came back with a large bag of wine and meat, and my brothers nested in remote places to work.

This virtually gave Zhang and Huang an excellent opportunity to observe nearby.Both the Fan family and Lao Maozi have a habit of not pasting paper on the windows of their tents.The wind is strong on the grassland, and the paste will be white.The windows are generally movable, and the sides are fixed with small ropes, which are opened during the day and tied at night.Zhang Facun untied the belt and took a peek inside. Why is it so dark?

First came the sound of the fat pig's head undressing and panting, and then he could not wait to climb onto the bed, muttering indistinct words, and then there was the sound of physical impact and "screaming" sound. "Ming", "Hmm".

Zhang and Huang were immediately dumbfounded!Who is doing good things inside?If it's their two sisters-in-law, if they don't help each other at this time, they will definitely cause eternal hatred.If not, the important event of saving the sister-in-law will be ruined again.The two were in a dilemma.At this time, they couldn't allow them to think too much, and the two of them felt like sitting on a mat, scratching their ears and cheeks anxiously, sweating all over, and at a loss what to do.

Zhang Facun whispered: "Renzai, let's go all out! Come in?"

Huang Ren shook his head and said, "Wait a little longer, don't mess it up."

"It's tiring and old-fashioned (Cantonese: swear words), wait a little longer, wait until the sister-in-law has become someone's wife!" Zhang Facun cursed in a low voice, and took out his sharp knife and held it in his hand.

"Maybe not!" Huang Ren was still hesitating.

"I had no choice but to sing the fake show for real, if I didn't even kill the fat pig and leave us!" Zhang Facun gritted his teeth.

"No, no, sister-in-law is still in their hands. If they want to kill their coach, the two sister-in-laws will definitely die. If something happens to sister-in-law, how will the elder brother explain it?" After all, Huang Ren is more mature.

Zhang Facun stopped rushing in immediately. He wasn't afraid that he would be in danger, but he was afraid of pulling out the radish with mud. Even if the two sisters-in-law were humiliated in the tent, they would undoubtedly be helping others by rushing in. To abuse, to be a minion for a tiger.

Just when the two were in a dilemma, there was a sudden "bang", and someone in the tent lit the lamp.Zhang Facun looked in through the small slit: a half-old woman was tremblingly lighting a lamp, and the other was curled up on the bedside and trembling.The fat pig sat on the bed with his head bare, and asked sharply:

"Tell me, where did the two Han women go?"

The woman in charge of the lamp pursed her mouth slightly towards the back of the cupboard, and the fat pig's head was about to stretch its neck and call "Come here", when the two people outside and the two people inside, with four pairs of arms and eight hands, all rushed towards Xia Weiqi.Three times, five times and two times, the fat pig's head was tied up in an instant.

Shangguan Xue said: "Brothers, why are you here?"

Zhang Facun said: "Sister-in-law, this is not a place to talk, hurry up and tie up these two old women together."

The two half-old women were not prepared to resist at all.

Shuang Xueer suddenly saw the fat pig's head who was naked and tied to the ground, and turned around in shame.Seeing this, Huang Ren said:

"Sister-in-law avoid it for a while, and after I clean up this kid, we will go back the same way."

Shangguanxue and Yin Tianxue didn't know what they were going to do with the fat pig's head, thinking it was not a good thing anyway, so they turned their heads and stopped looking, facing the dark window.He suddenly heard the fat pig's head snort loudly, and then fell silent, probably passed out.Er Xueer didn't dare to look back, Zhang Facun said with a smile:

"Sister-in-law, it's cleaned up, it's okay for you two to take a look, let's go!"

The two girls turned around and took a look, only to see that the fat pig's face was pale (slightly paler than the real color), his eyes were closed tightly, and his lower body was covered with a blood-red rag, with blood oozing out from time to time.

Fearing that the three people would untie the ropes and tie them in three different positions, and fearing that the fat pig's head would lose too much blood and die, Zhang Facun took out a handful of ashes from under the stove and sprinkled them on the knife edge. Then he clapped his hands and said:

"Okay, let's go."

The four of them went out of the tent and found that the buddies who had been drinking just now were lying on their backs and snoring like thunder. It seemed that they had drunk a lot.That's right, when the commander-in-chief holds a wedding, the people below follow Zhanguang and drink two glasses of wedding wine, don't they also want to be happy?

On the way, Shangguanxue recounted how Yin Tianxue came up with the idea of ​​changing the mother-in-law to go to bed. Zhang and Huang could not help stretching out their thumbs and praised:

"Yin Xueer's sister-in-law is indeed a hero in the women's school. If there is no such thing in the middle, our trip will be in vain."

Yin Xueer was puzzled, and asked with a smile: "How can uncle say that he came here for nothing?"

Shangguan Xue finished the Ding Sutra more, and pretended to be angry: "Sister, you too, don't be fooled by them, these two people are bad!"

Zhang Facun spoke quickly and begged, "Sister-in-law, don't dare to spread this word to elder brother's ears, otherwise we will die."

The four of them talked and laughed, and saw that the ground of the jackal ditch was ahead.