Merry Eunuch Lang

The most unlucky thing was the old Maozi Marshal Xia Weiwei. After he chased away the guards, he went straight to the tooth tent excitedly.When someone turned off the lights, he thought it was the old woman who was thoughtful and reliable!That's right, the two bare-bottomed female generals of the Southern Army were ashamed and embarrassed to see the groom, which was logically justified.Therefore, without thinking too much, he hurriedly took off his clothes and rushed to the big bed. This bed was with him every day, so naturally he wouldn't get it wrong.He arranged it on the way, and the two girls took turns sharing it.Try to make a bowl of water level and impartial. One shot is one shot, and two shots are two shots.When it was dawn, the homework on the bed could basically come to an end. The two beauties were shot three times each, which should be regarded as a conservative figure.

He had heard that women in the Southern Dynasties were tight and narrow, with small nipples but thin waists, round and elastic buttocks, low nose bridges but easy to kiss, and small mouths with thin lips. The huge tongue of the northerners.Don't want to give it up, whenever the mind reaches this point, Xia Weiqi's crotch steel whip can't help but probe his brain many times in the dark place, eager to try.The men among the southerners are yellow like paper, skinny, thin legs and short arms, and they have always been known as sick men.There are two eggs that are not as good as bird eggs, and the chickens are about the size of monkeys, thin and short, and most of them are not big enough.Every sexual intercourse is either premature ejaculation or impotence, so there is often a saying in the boudoir that the girl walks with her chest up, and the man leans his head against the wall.If the two women from the Southern Dynasties had to sleep with him for the night, it would count as their past life practice and present life's good fortune, and it would also allow them to truly taste what it's like to be a woman. let's go!

"Hala whistle, hala whistle!" Xia Weiqi muttered, murmured words, looked at the bed in the dark, and jumped up suddenly. He touched a naked body and didn't talk to him. Attack without saying a word.You don't need to look closely at the appearance, you've seen the real thing during the day.This time, we will fight in the dark first, and it will not be too late to carry out the stick with open flames after we get used to it in the future.General Shawitch was short and stout, but God had missed him in one way and made him up in another.His long whip is unmatched by others. Its length, thickness, softness, hardness and toughness are all first-class. If it was set in the Guinness Book of Records, it must be him.Moreover, his umbrella-shaped glans has a strange shape, like a well-developed black mushroom, more like a shrunken pumpkin.I don't know if this is due to the creator's preference for him or even the genetic genes he should have inherited from his old ancestors, and there is no need to fall into anyone's favor.Usually every night when he goes into battle, no less than two of his eight wives must be present, otherwise something will happen and everyone will be unhappy.But this time it's really fucking weird, probably because he thought too much or the preparations were too detailed or too full, or the utensils of women in the Southern Dynasty were too small and too attractive, he originally wanted to put a long line to catch big fish of.Just when he couldn't bear it anymore and pulled out his steel whip to bombard the second woman in turn, the Volga River suddenly burst its embankment, and white fine nectar spewed out. It was too late to enter another target, and shot a bed in vain. One is.Xia Weiqi let out a muffled grunt, kicked out, and a woman fell to the ground in response.He originally wanted to ask someone to enter the tent to hold the lamp, but because of the indecent scene, when he fumbled to light the oil lamp, he realized that the beautiful woman he was coveting and ruthlessly manipulated just now was his ugly and stupid old mother.

When Xia Weiqi woke up, it was past noon.The military doctor did a detailed examination and meticulous operation for him, and told him with relief: this thing can still be used.After all, a Southerner is a Southerner. They cut his utensils according to the size of the Southerner. Although the remaining part is not as good as before, it is enough to complete the necessary work. It is a blessing among misfortunes.Xia Weiqi gritted his steel teeth and vowed revenge, tooth for tooth, eye for eye, the same old tricks must be repeated, one day catch that little boy of Nan Chao, and also reduce his size.No, he would not be so kind, he would cut off his thing by the root, dig it up and dig it out together with the two eggs, and make him a eunuch, so as to relieve the hatred in his heart.

Xia Weiqi is missing a critical component, unable to move forward.Immediately ordered the withdrawal of troops, and first retreated to the rear for repairs.

Besides, the little eunuch turned around to leave in a rage, but was grabbed by Xue Lihong from behind and said:

"Brother, can't you let me finish my sentence?"

This "Brother" call made the little eunuch feel itchy. The nature of a man is masculine, and he has never seen a male dog who drives away a bitch, or a son who rejects a stallion.Although Xue Lihong is unkempt and disheveled, Chinese people have the strengths of Chinese people, and foreigners have the beauty of foreigners.Her tall and slender figure, her face as white as snow, her soul-stirring blue eyes, and her blond hair like waves, make people imagine everywhere.Although she killed her sworn brother Liu Jianxun and captured her two beloved wives, the battle is basically life and death, no wonder which one.Just at this moment, the little eunuch's position took a 180-degree turn.

"What do you want me to do?" the little eunuch stopped and said.

"I want you to love me." Xue Lihong said bluntly.

"Do you think this is possible?" The little eunuch didn't know who to ask, Xue Lihong or himself.

"Why not?"

"Our two families are enemies and enemies."

"Wouldn't it be possible to turn hostility into friendship?"

"To put it bluntly, do you have the final say or I have the final say?"

"Here you are the commander-in-chief, of course you have the final say. Although I can't be the whole family over there, I can do my job. Do you dare to let me go?"

"Why not? I'll let you go now."

"You are a real man who dares to do something. You are really worthy of my pride. I love you."

"Let's not talk about that for now."

"It turns out that you are a hypocrite who dares to hate but dare not love."

"Huh—" the little eunuch snorted disdainfully.

"What are you talking about?"

"Come on!" The little eunuch originally wanted to call someone to take the woman out for a bath, and then send her back after eating.On second thought, there were no female guards in the dungeon, so he had no choice but to say to someone who came, "Go and ask General Cao and the others to come here."

Not long after, Cao Huazhi arrived with Huang Qiuchan and Ruan Shimei.Gingko'er was new here, and she wasn't very familiar yet, so she didn't come with her.

How clever Cao Huazhi is, comparing it twice, the husband's thoughts and the foreign girl's expression have already revealed everything.She smiled and said:

"Pan Lang, go down and rest, everything here is up to me and my sisters, and you will be satisfied."

The little eunuch left the dungeon smugly, he hesitated for a while, and excited for a while: Should this foreign woman marry, can she marry?