Merry Eunuch Lang

"Snow Maiden," Cao Huazhi said, "what do you want us to do? We are enemies on the battlefield, and we should be friends when we put down our swords and guns."

"No, please don't call me Snow Maiden, please? My Chinese name is Xuelihong, and my name in our hometown is Yekaterina. You can call me Xuelihong or Yekamova You are right, we are friends now. Excuse me, are you all the wives of General Pan just now?"

Cao Huazhi nodded and said, "Yes."

"Then can I be your sister, and furthermore, can I also be a member of your team?" When Yekamova said this, her eyes looked innocent and simple, similar to that of the murderer in front of the daytime battle. The yellow-haired witch who didn't blink was a completely different person.

Cao Huazhi smiled and said, "It's not up to me to decide. I can only tell you that if you want, we can be sisters, but I can't decide other things."

"What can you do?" Yekamova asked rhetorically.

Cao Huazhi suddenly thought, this girl is so pure, cute and ridiculous, in some places she is similar to their sister Yin Tianxueer, in some places she is almost blunt, stupid and unreasonable.Thinking of this, Cao Huazhi smiled and said:

"What we can do now is to help you bathe, eat with you, then dress you up beautifully, and send you off..."

"Send me to the bridal chamber?" Yekamova asked first.

"No, it's not that simple." Cao Huazhi shook his head.

"Why is it so complicated? Don't you Central Plains people have an old saying that all lovers in the world will eventually get married?" Unexpectedly, this little girl is a Chinese hand.

"If you are affectionate, people have to be intentional, it's just mutual consent." Huang Qiuchan interjected.She and Ruan Shimei are both from the south, and the northern language is not good, so it is even more difficult to listen to the foreign people.

"Who said he was ruthless? You didn't see the way my brother looked at me just now, wishing he could swallow me in one gulp."

Yekamova is straight-tempered, she doesn't hold back her words, and she never turns around when speaking, which is really a bit like Yin Tianxue.Cao Huazhi thought, but Yin Xueer was more reserved than her.If anyone's family married such a daughter-in-law, there would be a lot of excitement.However, to untie the bell still needs the person who tied the bell. She, Huang Qiuchan, Ruan Shimei and others really couldn't answer the questions raised by the foreign girl, so she said:

"Little Leaf Girl," Cao Huazhi temporarily thought of such a title, Yeka and Jielina she said earlier were too troublesome to remember, and then said, "If this is the case, we will take you to eat, take a bath, and then You negotiate with our Marshal Pan in person, do whatever he says, and discuss your own affairs, isn't that fair?"

"Okay, okay!" Xue Lihong said happily, she was happy because she could still see that lovely man and bargain with him again.

The captive has become the master, and everyone still has to act according to her wink, which is really putting the cart before the horse.If I had known it was such a trouble, I would not have captured this woman, Cao Huazhi thought.

After everything is ready, the three women will push the foreign girl into the temporary mansion of the little eunuch.The house in this place was still a new house last night, but tonight the bride changed hands. The little eunuch looked at Xue Lihong who was dressed up, frowned, and said with a wry smile:

"sit down!"

"General, did I make you unhappy? If I made you angry, I would like to apologize to you." What a foreign woman who is good at checking words and expressions.

"Ah, there is no need, I have nothing to be unhappy about." The little eunuch waved his hand and said.

"This house seems to be a new house?" Xue Lihong found something.

"Yes, indeed it was last night." The little eunuch replied casually.

"If I'm not mistaken, my brother is the groom, so what about the bride?" Foreign girls also have the curiosity and habit of breaking the casserole and asking the bottom line.

"Didn't the bride be captured by you?" The little eunuch frowned inadvertently.

"Oh my God, I made an unforgivable big mistake!" Xue Lihong screamed, and then asked again, "But I still have the liberty to ask, I caught two women, I don't know which one is your bride ?”

"Both of them are my wives." The little eunuch replied.

"So one is the bride and the other is the old lady?" Although Yekamova is proficient in Chinese and her grammar is good, her semantics are far from each other.

The little eunuch who was about to cry was laughed at, and he couldn't help correcting him: "It should be said that one is the new wife and the other is the old wife."

After he finished speaking, he was a little funny himself, and even laughed at others, and his own words were not appropriate.The culture of the Chinese people is too advanced and the language is too rich. As soon as the words came out, I realized that the words of the "old daughter-in-law" were inappropriate and unreasonable. I wanted to explain but felt that it was unnecessary. Let her understand it!

Fortunately, the foreign girl named Ekaterina was not picky. She was sitting on the big bed, where Yin Tianxue was seated last night, blinking her bright blue eyes.Only then did the little eunuch discover that although there are different races, there is one truth in the world. Han people have Han people's aesthetic principles, and Fan people have Fan people's beauty selection conditions.Black hair has the charm of black hair, and blue eyes has the enchantment of blue eyes.The little eunuch once saw a white-haired girl in the desert. Even her eyebrows, eyelashes, and all the hair she saw were white (of course not including the private part), which can be said to be gray-haired in the eyes of Chinese people.But although she has white hair, she is not gray, her actual age is not yet, and she is still a very beautiful girl.In all honesty, the Xuelihong, or Yekaterina, or Yekamova girl in front of her is really very beautiful.Strictly speaking, the little eunuch's claim that he is a disciple is a bit exaggerated, but if he thinks he is Liu Xiahui, it is even more unsatisfactory.He is a fake eunuch, a young male with sound physiology, and sitting in front of him is a beautiful foreign fairy.God of China and God of foreign countries arranged this pair of men and women together. Is it a joke or a trick?

"Brother, will we just sit like this all night?" the understanding Xue Lihong asked.

"But there is only one bed in this room!" The little eunuch said with a serious face.

"Didn't two people sleep on this bed last night?" Yekamova asked provocatively.

"Yes," the little eunuch was a little overwhelmed, with different national conditions and different races, he was a little surprised by this bohemian woman, and he even suspected that she was a seasoned lover, although it would be too much and far-fetched to classify her as a spy.But there was one thing, she was by no means a virgin, that was absolutely certain.The little eunuch added, "Last night, a couple slept on this bed, not a bull and a cow."

Xue Lihong laughed "puchi" and said, "Brother can really joke! Who do you think I am? A bitch, a prostitute, or a butcher?"

The little eunuch's face flushed immediately. He had read about countless women, but this one really made him dumbfounded.Sometimes what she said seemed to be insane, and sometimes she spoke eloquently, softly, and very pleasantly.The little eunuch smiled wryly and shook his head noncommittally.

"Brother thinks I'm a bad guy?" Seeing that the little eunuch hadn't expressed his opinion for a long time, Xue Lihong smiled, and regained her girlish normalcy, and said, "Let's sleep, we have tasks tomorrow, and I have to help my brother with big things! "

"It's a big deal, what's the big deal?" The little eunuch cheered up.

"Tomorrow I will go back to the camp to get my two sisters-in-law back, and then I will persuade Xia Weiqi to retreat and stay away from the place of right and wrong." Xue Lihong said boldly.

"I'm afraid this is not something you can do, right?" the little eunuch teased.

"Why not? I am the princess, and my aunt is the queen. Xia Weiqi dares not listen to me. I will sue my aunt to dismiss him from office!" Xue Lihong said angrily.

"Little sister, your thinking is too simple, but you can try it." The little eunuch thought, hope is better than no hope, besides, Zhang Facun and the others don't know if they can get things done.

"You admit that I am your sister?" Xue Lihong said happily.

"You are younger than me, so of course you are my sister."

"Me." Xue Lihong hastily reported her family name.

"Exactly, I'm two years older than you."

"I don't, I won't be your sister!" Xue Lihong suddenly changed her mind again.

"What are you going to do with me?" The little eunuch asked in surprise, puzzled.

"Tell me first, if the matter is completed, what will you reward me, brother?" Xue Lihong raised her head and asked innocently.

"What did you say you want? Gold and silver treasures, pearls and agates, jewellery, jade, silk and satin, you can choose, as you choose."

"I don't want gold, and I don't want silver."

"What do you want? Could it be that you want me to grant you a piece of land, I don't have the right to do so."

"No! I want to be alone." Xue Lihong lowered her head in shame.

"one person?"

"A man."

"A man?"

"A man like a brother!"

"This ghost girl!" The little eunuch was unknowingly put into the shell, he cursed in a low voice, and then asked, "You don't want to go back to your country?"

"A good man has ambitions everywhere, and a good daughter wanders with her husband. From now on, wherever you go, I will go there with you." Xue Lihong said firmly.

The little eunuch was moved by the sincerity of this foreign girl, so he couldn't help but say: "Okay, I promise you. But not tonight, the custom of our country is to marry a bright matchmaker."

"You think well, I don't! Do you think I'm a casual person? If you don't believe me, you will understand in the future that I am 100% a virgin!" Xue Lihong regained her playful expression.

"What should I do, do you still insist on sleeping in the same bed with me?"

"Where can you sleep if you don't sleep in one bed? Isn't there only one bed in your room? Could it be that you asked another person to sit until dawn? A fool would do that!"

"Okay then, let's turn it upside down, you sleep on one side and I sleep on the other." The little eunuch compromised.

"No, I'll just sleep with you, and both of us have to take off our clothes to sleep. I always sleep naked, otherwise I can't sleep well." Xue Lihong said stubbornly.

The little eunuch laughed and said, "That's why I can't sleep well! Can overnight food be kept in the kennel?"

"If the dog is full, the food will be saved." This girl, she also understands the Chinese proverb?

"My dog ​​has been hungry for a few days."

Things were not going well with the little eunuch, Gingko, and Xue'er, so it is true that he is really a hungry dog, but this matter seems to be unclear.Tonight I originally wanted to find Xing'er to talk about the past, but let this foreign girl come out halfway to stir up trouble.

"I don't believe it, you have so many wives and you still go hungry?" Xue Lihong found out the reason.

"Okay, don't talk so much, I will have time to explain to you in the future. I turn around, you take off your clothes and go to bed, get under the quilt and cover your head, and then I will take off your clothes and go to bed, okay?"

"No, I want to build a quilt with you!" Yekamova lost her temper again.

"My God, I'm not Liu Xiahui!" the little eunuch cried out, a little regretful after speaking, he thought that Xue Lihong would never know who Liu Xiahui was?

"It's fine, as long as you're not a disciple." Xue Lihong smiled.

hell!This girl is really elusive, she knows all about Deng Tuzi?

Two bare-bottomed young men and women got into a quilt, and the foreign girl fell into a sweet dream after a while.And accompanied by a slight snore, she even talked about sleep talking more than once.But the little eunuch was tortured, he almost stayed up all night.Both hands kept rubbing Xueli's red and smooth jade body, he didn't know whether it was a kind of enjoyment or a kind of torture.It would be better to have no meat than to eat it, he thought.