Merry Eunuch Lang

Hu San still treats Breda in the old way, he is not as kind and hospitable as the little eunuch, a prisoner of war is a prisoner of war, a friend is a friend, and the difference must be clear.Unlike Marshal Pan, who doesn't distinguish between friends and foes, entertains them with wine and meat, and calls them brothers and sisters, he almost finds him a woman to sleep with him.The Hun King was starved for three days, but no one paid any attention.

On the fourth day, Hu San went (he was afraid that the Xiongnu King would be really hungry, and it would be hard to explain).When Breda saw the person coming, he hurriedly turned over and got up. He took a closer look at Hu San. He had met him before, so he didn't care about it, and said with a smile on his face:

"Brother, why did you forget me? No one has come to see me these days. Where's my elder brother? I'm starving to death."

"Ah, the commander-in-chief has something to do with the commander-in-chief. Old Bu, what are you doing? Are you going back or do you want to stay here for a few more days?" Hu San sat on a chair brought by the jailer and asked blankly.

"Of course, if it's nothing important, I'll go back if I can. I'll only cause trouble for you here." Breda swallowed and said.

"There is a little trouble. Did the person who captured you see clearly?" Hu San still had that expression.

"Look, look, oh, I didn't see clearly." Breda said hesitantly.

"I didn't see clearly, let me explain to you, the person who took you was the Katemova you were looking for, a foreign woman named Xue Lihong in Chinese."

"is her?"

"You do not believe?"

"I believe it, I believe it. In fact, I vaguely looked like her that day."

"Do you understand now? That woman doesn't love you. Why does she want to capture you if she loves you?"

"Who does she love?"

"She loves your brother."

"You're talking about Marshal Pan? There's always a first-come-first-served way in everything, right? Eldest brother can't take away someone's love?"

"If you talk about the priority, then you will suffer a disadvantage. When the jackal ditch was hit, Katymova slept with our general."

The Xiongnu was taken aback at first, and then suddenly realized: "Brother, are you serious? It turns out that you are so good at it, and now I understand it. No wonder that foreign bitch is lukewarm to me. It turns out that she has already Have a crush?"

"Okay, I've finished speaking, and it's clear, you can go back." Hu San stood up from the small stool and said.

"Thank you General Hu for your life." Breda also stood up and said respectfully.

"Come on, I let you go secretly because I thought we had met once and drank at the same table, and it will be troublesome if the commander finds out." Hu San said the lie as if it were the truth.

"Where are you handsome?"

"He said he was going to starve you to death!"

"This guy who values ​​sex over friends and doesn't miss old friends, one day I catch him again, and I will do the same!" Breda said bitterly.

"Let's go, go out through the back door, your horses and weapons are at the back door, if there is anything wrong, I hope Wang Ye Haihan."

After Breda put down the words "General Hu's great favor is not repaid, he will not be a man", whipped his horse and ran away.People in the Southern Dynasties valued things more than people, and starved people for three days. It seemed that Marco didn't suffer at all.

After the Hun King returned to the camp, he had a full meal first, didn't wash his face very well, and then fell asleep.When it was dark, Breda got up and ordered the troops to gather. No one, including the kings and generals and counselors, knew the intention of King Fan.Breda said:

"Go to rob the camp tonight, catch him by surprise, and capture that damn little eunuch alive tonight!"

"Shanyu Wang just came back, and his body loss is too great, why not another day." Someone dissuaded him.

"You know what a bird! I suffered three days of serious crimes with him, and he never expected that I would go to rob the camp today. This is called surprise, and soldiers never tire of deceit, do you understand?"

When it was night ugly, people held the bell and the horse plucked the bell. Without anyone noticing, they quietly entered near the little eunuch's camp.Bredar ordered the army to attack from the front, but he only led a small number of people to enter quietly through the back door. Since he had been here twice, he was very familiar with the route. When he saw that he was about to arrive at the little eunuch's tent, he could only see shadows, like a man and a man. The two heads of a woman are making out there.Breda was overjoyed and believed that there must be the little eunuch and the two dogs named Katemova in the tent. This time he was arrested, how long will it be before he takes revenge?Breda moved forward on his horse, and within three steps, he heard a "plop", and Breda fell into the pit with his horse and men.

The two people in the tent heard the sound, it was the little eunuch and his foreign daughter-in-law. The little eunuch pointed at the trap of Heima Gudong, and shouted with dancing:

"Come on, someone, I heard the sound is wrong, maybe a big wild boar fell into the pit!"

The Xiongnu soldiers in the front line stabbed and "dead" several sentries with knives, but they turned out to be scarecrows.At this time, Fanbing knew that he had hit the trick, and when he turned around in a hurry and was about to retreat, suddenly the torches flickered, bright as day, and the Nanbing soldiers came from all directions.The Xiongnu soldiers were in chaos, and they were stopped by the young eunuch's men and horses. Only a few of them fled back after killing them at dawn.The Fanbing robbed the camp this time, not only lost more than ten thousand men and horses, but in the end, even King Shanyu was lost.

The little eunuch asked Hu San, "Brother, how do you know that Fanbing is coming to rob the camp tonight?"

Hu San smiled slightly, and said: "Breda has become a red-eyed bull. The gambler's psychology is eager to get back his money. If he doesn't rob the camp tonight, King Fan will have a sleepless night."

"Know yourself and the enemy, you will never be imperiled in a hundred battles, and the third brother predicts the enemy like a god, and Ruosun and Wu may not have such courage when they are alive?"

"Brother won the award, who are Sun and Wu, how can we mere juniors compare with others?" Hu San said modestly.

"Not bad, not bad, Zhuge Liang is still alive!"

Hu San said goodbye to the little eunuch and went to visit him in the prison hypocritically. When he met King Fan, he asked him for water.Hu Sandao:

"Don't panic, the prince should go back to the mansion and drink slowly!"

"You still dare to let me go?" Breda knew that this time he would die.

"Last time, because I let you go privately, the commander almost didn't cut off my head. Fortunately, I acted according to circumstances, and he let me go." Hu San lied.

"What do you say?" Breda was grateful and guilty.

"I said that you are a good man, Da Dan, who is loyal and righteous. If you let him go this time, he will repay you if you know what you are doing. Who knows you..." Hu San sighed pretendingly.

"It's all my fault, which caused General Hu to be wronged." Breda said ashamedly, and then said, "If the general doesn't give up, we will be sworn brothers, right?"

"What do you want those forms for? Just like you and our commander-in-chief kowtowed and made oaths, and in the end it wasn't that you didn't do anything, and turned your face for a woman. I like to talk about practical results when I talk and do things, to tell you the truth Well, I didn't help in vain, I also asked you, my lord?" Hu San glanced at Breda secretly with the corner of his eyes.

"If you have something to say, just say it, our brothers are still so polite, is it necessary?" Breda said very boldly.

"I want to find an errand in your residence. I wonder if there is any vacancy in your residence?" Hu San raised his face and asked cautiously.

"What's that? I thought it was a big deal? Tell me, what kind of official do you want to be? It doesn't matter whether there is a vacancy or not. At worst, I will remove that person from his position and let you take it. What? So, is my brother good enough for a friend?" Breda patted his chest and said.

"I want to be a Deputy Chanyu, but I don't know if I can do it?" Hu San asked for a price, and the lion opened his mouth.

"This, this..." The King of the Huns showed embarrassment, and said, "It's not because of me, General Bo, for your face. The ancestors of our palace have stipulated that we must be kings all the time. Besides, you are still a Han..."

"The lord is really in trouble, forget it, I'm just talking, a toad wants to eat swan meat, it's another matter if he can't eat it, think about it, it's okay after all, right?" Hu San looked like a servant.

"How about this, shall I appoint you as the prime minister? No, no, the official position of the prime minister is too big. You are new here, and you are afraid that it will be difficult to convince the public. I'd better let you be a regular first, how about General Hu? This official is no longer It’s too young.” Breda muttered for a long time before agreeing.

"How big an official is Pingzhang?" Hu San asked casually.

"It's equivalent to your Shangshu in the Southern Dynasty! I forgot to ask brother, what is your official title over there?" Shan Yu Wang asked Hu San.

"The chief in charge of Dali Temple." Hu San replied disdainfully.

"Dali Temple and Xiaoli Temple, isn't it just a temple? After a long time, you are the head abbot and monk. It's boring, boring, really boring. What's the point of a bald donkey's life? You still have to eat fast and chant scriptures, and you don't dare to meet women. Why don't you come under my command?" Being a regular person, with food, drink and women, it’s enough to grab the meat with your hands. People, don’t they just live like this?” Breda didn’t even know what the Dali Temple was for.

"Thank you, my lord, for your great love for me. Let's settle this matter first. Let's talk about it first. The official position can no longer be smaller than Pingzhang, otherwise I will suffer too much, and I will quit!" Hu San exhorted.

"Brother is a happy person. Of course, I am not ambiguous. The matter is settled like this. From now on, you will see me. Everyone is a traveler. I didn't say that I rely on friends when I go out!" Breda had tears in his eyes. Sincerely.

Going out the same way, Hu San still sent the Hun King to the back door.

After the Hun King returned to the city, he finally survived the night, and went out to shout and scold again the next day.The little eunuch did not appear, but Hu San spoke for him.Breda said:

"Brother, you are kind to me. If we don't fight, you call someone who is capable to come out and meet me." The Breda gun was placed on the saddle bridge, and he saluted Hu San with the whip in his hand.

Hu San was a little embarrassed, and said: "My lord, except for my commander in chief, the rest of the camp are female generals."

"Female generals are also fine, but good men never bully women. I will let them take a step, two of them will fight me and one! But it has been agreed in advance that ropes are not allowed." Breda said magnanimously.

Hu San waved back, and Cao Huazhi and Yin Tianxue came out in response.The prince was dumbfounded when he saw it, oh my god, isn't this a fairy from the sky who came down to earth?If you want to catch one and go back to sleep for a night, it's better than his 99 shameful bitches.

As soon as he made a move, Shan Yuwang knew that the situation was not good. Not only were the two female generals beautiful as immortals, but their martial arts were also surprisingly exquisite.He was not sure of winning one of them, and the two made him even more ugly.When the two sides fought to the fiftieth round, Breda was already sweating profusely, screaming strangely.Someone in the Fanbing team was about to come out to help. The two female generals winked at each other, shouted, pushed away Breda's spear, grabbed an arm each, and forcibly pulled the Hun King from his horse.

The southern army's formation was full of golden drums, and the large group of people and horses covered up and killed them. The Fan soldiers retreated hastily, leaving behind countless corpses, weapons, and horses.

So again and again, see that King Fan has been captured six times, King Zuoxian is insane, there are always a few sane people in the Fanbing camp, some counselors persuaded:

"My lord, this trick of the Han people is called the method of driving the donkey in the mill road."

Breda was puzzled, so he stared bull-eyed and asked, "What is the method of driving a donkey in Modaoli?"

"Think about it!" said the counselor, "The donkey is pulling a heavy stone mill, its eyes are still blindfolded, and there is a spectator standing beside it, and the donkey frantically runs forward with a light swipe of the whip. Tired to death or the donkey to death?"

The Xiongnu King thought about it for the same reason, and then realized that he had been fooled by Hu San.Breda asked the counselor how big an official was in charge of the Dali Temple, and the counselor was not very clear, and then asked the loser who wrote the paperwork in front of him, and the counselor said: The one in charge of the Dali Temple is called Dali Temple Zhengqing, the largest in the country. Judge, the prime minister will be him!Only now did Breda know that he had fallen into Hu San's trap.He thought about it carefully, and instead of hating the little eunuch, he hated Hu San. He decided to feign defeat again. Anyway, if the Han people didn't kill him, he would starve for a few more days at most. If Hu San came to lobby again, he would fight hard. Shenwei, strangle this stinking literati to death, let out the bad breath in his chest, and let him gossip and talk nonsense again?