Merry Eunuch Lang

The tone of the letter from the King of the Huns seems very polite and earnest, but it is undoubtedly an ultimatum.Where to go, whether to fight or not to fight, all in one sentence.The little eunuch immediately handed over the letter to Hu San. He knew that among his many brothers, Hu San was the most insightful person, so he had to listen to his opinion on this matter.

As mentioned in the previous document, Hu San is a good and bad person, apart from his loyalty to the little eunuch, he teases people everywhere, naturally including his elder brother.After reading it, Hu San smiled slightly and said:

"Brother, isn't it just for a woman, why bother?"

"It's nice to say, why don't you give up your fat beauty?" The little eunuch teased him.

"No one wants it, someone wants you to see if I will let me go?" Hu San stretched his neck and stared, with a serious look, and ghosts would believe it.

"Brother, stop joking, seriously, what do you think?" the little eunuch said helplessly.

"Who's not serious? They want your wife, but you want me to talk. Aren't you making fun of me? In the future, if the foreign sister-in-law finds out about this, she won't eat me!" Hu San still had the same expression just now, But he was telling the truth.

The little eunuch was right when he thought about it, it's the same for everyone, it's really hard for Hu San to express his opinion on this matter.After pondering for a while, the little eunuch said again:

"Brother, in all honesty, I will never push Xue Lihong out. My wife is worth more than my life. How can I just let her go? But the question is how will Breda explain it?"

"Then the only option is to fight!" Hu San sighed.

"But fighting this battle for a woman may cost hundreds of thousands of lives!" The little eunuch was also in a dilemma.

"Yes, I think so too. Who doesn't think so? The key is to untie the bell and tie the bell. If you two parties don't talk, who dares to talk about this matter?" Hu San spread his hands, looking helpless look.

"But, but, how can I have the heart to let my wives go? Don't say I have eleven wives, even if I have a hundred, I wouldn't give up one of them!" The little eunuch didn't dare to speak out, afraid Let the generals hear it, and whisper to Hu San in their ears.

In order to avoid suspicion, all the generals turned their faces away.

Hu San enlightened: "In this regard, Breda is more generous than you, and they have taken the initiative to send their girls to marry you!"

"A girl is no better than a wife. If I have a girl, I'll give it to him. Anyway, sooner or later she will be married." The little eunuch refused to accept Hu San's point of view.

Hu San smiled, and then he missed the truth and said: "Brother, to tell you the truth, let me tell you the truth, that Breda never told you the truth, he and you are all fake, He married his sister to you to serve his conspiracy, and this trick he played is called slack tactics."

"Slack military tactics, what is lax military tactics?" Although the little eunuch has read several military books, he doesn't know what "slack military tactics" is, and this is the first time he has heard of this new term.

"It's not easy, it just fatigues your spirit and slackens your fighting spirit. One day when you think that your meritorious deeds have been completed, when the squadron returns to the court, he will stab your butt hard. Do you think this move is ruthless?" Ruthless?" Hu San said calmly.

"Tall! Brother, how did you see that?" The little eunuch couldn't help but admire.

"I can see it from Breda's eyes. The eyes of those who lie are always vacillating. Although Breda is a veteran of lying, he is not a master of lying. How can he deceive others with his little tricks? Me?" Hu San teased himself with eloquence.

"What will he do if he insists on Xuelihong this time? Didn't he make excuses and say that I robbed his wife?" The little eunuch was still worried about this matter.

"Simple." Hu San said.

"How easy?"

"One word."

"Which word?"

"lazy!"

The little eunuch suddenly realized, and suddenly woke up and said: "Gao, brother, you are almost catching up with Zhuge Liang back then."

"Zhuge Liang has Zhuge Liang's good fortune. In that era, I was also Zhuge Liang, even stronger than him. Do you think I'm bragging?" Hu Sansan smiled shamelessly.

"No, no, I never said brother's bragging." The little eunuch had already deeply admired the county magistrate Hu.

"Zhuge Liang captured Menghuo seven times. I want to capture Breda seven times. I also want to toss all his family property so that he will never be able to turn around. In the end, I want him to send his own sister to marry my eldest brother obediently." Hu Sancheng said with confidence.

The little eunuch was overjoyed, and said: "It's all about brothers, write it quickly!"

"What to write?" Hu San pretended to be confused again.

"Write a letter to King Fan!"

"I really forgot about it, bring a pen and paper."

"I grind ink for my brother myself." The little eunuch ordered someone to bring inkstone, paper and pen.

Hu San did it in one go, and the book wrote:

"It's fine if you don't want to marry your sister. Why did you make up a story about a foreign girl to deceive me? I have never seen such a woman in the army. Where do you tell me to find it? If you really want to marry my Han family woman , it's not difficult, I will choose a stunning princess for you after my brother returns to court."

After reading the letter, Breda was furious, and roared like thunder: "When we meet at the battle in the future, I will definitely capture this unfaithful little eunuch alive!"

Just as Hu San expected, it was impossible for Breda to change his ways just because the little eunuch let him go once. A reckless person's lies often have unexpected effects, and the little eunuch was also confused in this respect.He thought that as the overlord of one side, a person who bet against a person who wrote a letter to compare himself to a scumbag, how big a city could he have in his stomach?

Hu San has always kept a clear head on this so-called obsession with the authorities, and he asserted that Breda would not easily submit, let alone dismiss the army and give up the title of king just because the little eunuch survived once, unless he is a real fool!However, what Hu San admired very much was that this King Fan was so realistic in his deception. In order to carry out his own conspiracy, he sacrificed his own sister.However, Breda is Breda after all, and in the end it was because of a woman that he was furious, and he revealed his original shape in a rage.If it wasn't for Xue Lihong, the officers and soldiers would suffer a great loss!Before the expedition, Hu San quietly made a secret arrangement with Cao Huazhi, so it must be so, and then provoke this arrogant Hun King, making him faint, smoke from seven orifices, and fire from within, this good show will be even more interesting up.

It was the Japanese and Japanese armies in front of the formation, and the two sides lined up.Breda took two steps forward on his horse, cupped his hands in a critical way, and shouted loudly: "Marshal Pan invites you!"

The little eunuch also rode forward, returned the salute, and said, "The Great Chanyu invites you!"

"Is it worthwhile for Big Brother to continue the war for the sake of a woman?" The Hun King said coldly.

"You create something that doesn't exist out of thin air, where can I make you a foreign woman?" The little eunuch retorted.

"I ask you, who rescued you from my prison?"

"Of course there are people!"

"Who?"

"can not say!"

"Why?"

"There are people who donate pigs and goats, but not people. They saved me, but I sold them instead, causing the world to ridicule and call me an unrighteous person. I will not do such things." The little eunuch is an expert in lying .

"What a eloquent and eloquent Pan You'an! If you don't say it, it doesn't mean you don't have it. If you don't say it, it shows that you are guilty. To tell you the truth, Katemova, you sent me yesterday, and I will pay you back." Love, I don’t even want to give it away today!” Breda roared.

"Why is that?" The little eunuch deliberately pretended to be confused.

"Hey, Pan You'an is a pervert, famous all over the world, but as a eunuch, he married ten wives. Katemova is also a stunning beauty, how can you let her go?" the Hun King shouted.

"Well said!" The little eunuch said with a cold smile, "It's only natural for you to accept 99 concubines, but if I ask for ten wives, I will become a lustful ghost? As you said, that Katemova stayed in my camp overnight I did it, then I ask you, how many times have you fucked this girl in your house for a few days?"

King Fan was at a loss for words, and finally said: "It's not my problem, it's her, she prevaricates me, she shirks that she won't marry me until the end of the war."

"Is the war over now?"

"This, this..."

"If someone prevaricates you, it means they don't like you. Do you think that if you become the king, all the beauties in the world will belong to you? The world belongs to the world, and the beauties belong to the world. There is no door!" The little eunuch was righteous and pressed every step of the way.

Breda regretted arguing with the little eunuch. Although he was not dumb, speaking Chinese was not his strong point, and the little eunuch couldn't understand what he said.While hesitating, he suddenly saw a female general rushing out of the southern army, whose appearance and features resembled the foreign girl Katemova.King Fan was about to speak, but unexpectedly, the female general quickly raised a rope when she came close, and without any explanation, covered Breda with a pocket and threw it down.

When the Southern Army saw that the female general had succeeded, the golden drums blared immediately, and a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers shouted loudly and rushed towards them like a tidal wave.Because Fan Jun had lost his coach, he had no intention of fighting, so he retreated in a hurry and returned to the city. Nearly 2 horses were lost in this battle.