Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch fought hard against the four villains without changing his face or panting for a long time.His long spear enters like a jiaolong going out to sea, and retreats like a boa constrictor entering a cave.As soon as the four of them formed the circle, the little eunuch patted the horse's back lightly. The white dragon horse reunited with its old master, and naturally understood it. With a long cry of "咴咴", it flew into the air, and when the horse's hoof landed, it was right behind the gangsters.The four of them are all veterans of the rivers and lakes, they have been fighting and killing for a long time, and they are four against one.Everyone winked at each other and regrouped to form a new formation. Four people sealed the four corners, four weapons covered eight directions, and rushed towards the little eunuch viciously, afraid that he would run to the sky?

Tian Shanxue wanted to step forward to help her husband a few times, but after seeing the situation in the battle, she immediately understood, knowing that the overall situation was settled, it was only a matter of time.

The little eunuch began to practice martial arts with his master Meng Lang Meng Boxiong when he was ten years old, riding horses and archery, dancing spears and sticks.The master saw that he was a seedling, taught him carefully, and poured his whole life of martial arts into this real man who was hiding among the eunuchs.The master predicts that Xiao Anzi will be a general in the future and will have adventures, how can he achieve great things without unrivaled martial arts?After the little eunuch left Master at the age of 15, Master's teachings were kept in his heart, and he never slacked off.As a result, his martial arts became more and more mature and proficient, and now he is unrivaled in the world.

The ax and spear skills of Jia Haisheng and the other four were all Ye Luzi's irregular fighting styles, precisely because they did not really understand the true meaning of martial arts, they only knew how to attack fiercely, so they used a lot of force and had little effect.No matter how you look at it, the strength of the four in one, even if the little eunuch's martial arts is superb, can't escape the result of defeat.The little eunuch is not that stupid!He first lured this group of desperadoes to fight desperately, and after they exhausted their energy and lost their edge, he used various methods to kill the four bandits one by one.The so-called authorities are obsessed, but bystanders are clear. Tianshan Xue, who is proficient in martial arts, has long seen it in his eyes, standing aside and laughing as the fisherman draws his net.

Suddenly, the little eunuch's sharp spear drew an arc in the air, and then flew out like lightning. The Zhu brothers screamed in unison, and two beams of blood shot out from two directions, and one burst out. Zhang Sanshun had a look on his face, and almost poured it into Jia Haisheng's mouth.

With Tianshanxue beside her, she couldn't help applauding!

If at this time, Jia Haisheng and Zhang Sanshun were calm and calm, and worked together, they would not be too disadvantaged, and the situation would not be too ugly.The problem is that a thief has a guilty conscience and is timid and afraid of wolves. Jia Haisheng always thinks that this little boy was so vulnerable under his hands yesterday, how could God help him after one night?Even if his kung fu improved, he wouldn't improve so fast, what a fucking hell!What Zhang Sanshun thought was that it was important to find a flamboyant woman as his wife, but it was even more important to take care of his health and life.None of the four people hurt even half of the little eunuch's hair. Now that two of the four have gone, it's even more ominous. He's been looking for opportunities to slip away!The two of them have reached such a point, and each has their own calculations, how can there be no reason to be invincible?

The little eunuch was also thinking about it, and then his bad idea came out: kill the two bandits and keep the other, make fun of them, and then end his life.Which one to kill and which one to keep? Before he could make up his mind, Zhang Sanshun wanted to slip away.It was too late to say it, and it was so fast, Zhang Sanshun had just turned his back when the little eunuch's gun had already reached the side of his neck, Sanshun hurriedly dodged to the side, in fact, the gun was real.The hook hooked half of Zhang Sanshun's cheeks, and the hook came out of his mouth with a sound of "呵啦". It's a pity that this handsome man with delicate features, no matter how good the surgeon is, he can't restore his handsome appearance.Zhang Sanshun endured the severe pain, covered half of his face with one hand, and gave up his life to urge the horse to gallop away. The little eunuch bent down and pulled out the treasured sword bestowed on him by the emperor, and threw it out with a "bass". To Zhang Sanshun's back.Before Zhang Sanshun immediately fell down, he took a hard look at the little eunuch, as if to say: "Man, you are so vicious behind the scenes, don't fall into my hands in the next life!"

Jia Haisheng looked around, just now he was a strong man, but in an instant he became a loner, and he said that if you are a bachelor, you don't suffer from immediate losses, and don't lose your life if you lose face.Jia Haisheng immediately threw away the big ax in his hand, changed his posture, clasped his fists with both hands, bowed immediately, and greeted him with a smile:

"My fellow, it's really hard to make a deal! Your kung fu is good, my brother has opened his eyes today, and I have convinced you all night!"

The little eunuch has lived in the palace for many years, and he is always intriguing and intriguing. Where has he seen such a low-end street ruffian?Looking back at Tian Shanxue, Tian Shanxue kept winking at him, and the little eunuch went in without knowing, looking at Xue'er in a trance.

Suddenly, Jia Haisheng pulled out the little eunuch's sword from his crotch, and stabbed viciously at the little eunuch's back.It was too late for the little eunuch to dodge, Tian Shanxue watched her husband suffer from the sword, she couldn't bear it, said "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and covered her eyes with her hands.At the same time, Jia Haisheng let out an "oops" and fell off the horse.

It turned out that General Zhang and Huang came out from behind quietly, and slashed Jia Haisheng's horse's leg with a knife.

The little eunuch was furious, urged the horse to take a step forward, and grabbed Jia Haisheng's throat with a gun.Jia Haisheng prostrated himself on the ground, knelt down on both knees and begged:

"My fellow, oh no, grandpa, grandpa, spare my life. I am only 23 years old. There are old and young in my family. I can't die. If I die, all of them will die. Grandpa, please forgive me this time! I invite you to go up to the mountain to drink, and I will worship you as brothers..."

The little eunuch snorted coldly, "If you have your life, no one else's will. Keeping you alive is a disaster to the common people." After saying that, he exerted all his strength, and the tip of the gun sank into his throat. Out of the throat, it is more than three feet high.

The young men thought they were winning just now, but seeing that the situation was over, they all knelt down and begged for mercy.When the little eunuch was about to show mercy and open his mouth to pardon them from death, the people brought by Tianshanxue, like the two generals Zhang and Huang, chopped melons and vegetables, no one was left, and all of them took their heads.

The little eunuch is about to go up the mountain with Tian Shanxue to see what happened, Tian Shanxue said:

"Husband, it doesn't matter if you don't go, I feel disgusted just looking at that kind of bandit den. Why don't you send your brother to go up the mountain with my subordinates, and burn it down."

Then the little eunuch called Zhang and Huang to come forward and said, "Facun, Huang Ren, come and see your sister-in-law."

The two generals Zhang and Huang turned their backs and bowed, saying in their mouths: "If it wasn't for my sister-in-law to save me, we might not be able to go down the mountain."

Tian Shanxue smiled shyly and said: "Get up quickly, two uncles, why should the whole family be so polite?"

Zhang and Huang Er will take people up to the mountain to burn the bandit's nest, and the little eunuch and Tian Shanxue will take a rest in the tent.Tian Shanxue personally boiled water and made tea for her husband. The little eunuch briefly narrated what happened last night, and Tian Shanxue broke out in a cold sweat.When I was talking about sending people to clean up the corpses of the three men later, a local woodcutter led the three fat men over, and said from a long distance:

"General, just now we were about to collect firewood on the mountain, when we heard someone crying, we approached and saw that there were three people in the sack, so we rescued them and came to inform the general. The general killed the villain in Lanshan, Eliminate a great harm for the common people, we will report it to the villagers and others, and send ten thousand plaques to the general.”

The little eunuch asked the three fat men, "Who are you, why did you get to the mountain, and how did you get to the cliff?"

One of the fat people said: "We are the chefs of Fugui Building, and we were borrowed by the gangsters in Nanlanshan to help them cook. It was said that it was half a year, and it was almost here. For some reason, we were suddenly put into sacks last night. Then someone carried us to the top of the cliff, and when we were about to throw us down, we suddenly heard a pack of wolves howling nearby. One of us said: "Brothers, throwing us off the cliff will kill us, even if the wolf eats it." Die, forget it, don’t bother with those things, let’s put it here to feed the wolves!’ After that, those people ran away. The wolves circled around us two or three times, and the stench from the wolves’ mouths was tangy. We thought it was over. But the wolves didn't move us. We only heard the roar of the head wolf, and the wolves disappeared without a trace. Until this morning, these big brothers who cut wood took us from Release it from the sack. If the general doesn’t believe it, you can ask these elder brothers.”

The little eunuch waved his hand and said, "Go, go home quickly! After three days, go to the official army camp to get some silver taels, and tell me that I told you, my name is..."

The three of them said together: "No, no, it's a blessing to pick a life for nothing to go back. Why do you need money? Besides, we are still young and have learned the ability to eat. As long as people are here, why worry about not earning money?"

The little eunuch and Tian Shanxue watched these people go, and the two stared at each other silently for half a day.It was Xueer who spoke first:

"Husband, it's all my fault that you almost lost your life."

The little eunuch smiled and said: "Life and death are up to fate, fortune is in the sky, God won't let me go, even if I force it, I will still be returned."

Tian Shanxue's eyes turned red, and she couldn't help but threw herself into the arms of the little eunuch, choked up and said:

"People regret it to death, do you still have the mind to joke?"

The little eunuch stroked his beloved wife's back and said, "General Zhang and the others are going down the mountain soon, where do you think we will spend the night tonight? I can't wait."

Tian Shanxue suddenly remembered something, and said: "Lang Jun, the master said, after we find you, we will let you and me go to Danyuexiong's place. The old man said that he will worship the world again for us, and she has something important to tell you. Well, sir, do you want to go or not?"

"Is there any reason not to listen to Madam's words?" The little eunuch smiled wickedly.

Climbing to the top of the peak, you can have a panoramic view of the beautiful scenery.Danyueyuan is hidden among the mountains, which is quiet and safe.I heard that the ancestors of Tianshan Mountain were also Han women, why did they come here?The little eunuch had no time to take a closer look at the scenery. He had two urgent matters right now, one was hungry, and the other was to be alone with his beautiful bride as soon as possible.The scene of Princess Hulunbei fighting the villain with a gun just now is vivid in his memory. He regretted that he angered Xue'er after drinking that day, otherwise this time...