Merry Eunuch Lang

(The title of the previous chapter (The three chefs are inexplicably damaged by the country) is here to explain. I forgot to write it and change it.)

While talking, it was dawn, and although the little eunuch and the others were suffering from the cold, they were able to fill their stomachs anyway because of the piece of fat that Zhang Facun had brought by hand.Zhang and Huang are heroes who are used to walking at night. Zhang Facun sneaked into the bandit's warehouse and stole the eunuch's long gun. He wanted to steal the sword, but he gave up because he was afraid of delay up.Before dawn, the group of people arrived at a stone step not far from the foot of the mountain. From a long distance, they saw a tent set up on an open grassland at the foot of the mountain. The lights inside were brightly lit. Outside the tent were tied several tall horses. Camp here.Going down from the steps is a cliff, seven or eight feet high, the wall is as smooth as a knife cut, and there is not a small tree in the middle. With Zhang and Huang's ability, going down this cliff is like walking on flat ground.However, Marshal Pan's mortal body can only look at the cliff and sigh, if he accidentally slips down, his body will be smashed to pieces.It is also impossible to go down the mountain by the right way, because there is only one path down the mountain, and the gate of the village is sealed with a secondary iron gate, which is locked with a seven-jin iron lock.Zhang Facun's treasure bag was searched by bandits when he went up the mountain, otherwise it would be easy to open a big lock like this.They broke it open forcibly and were afraid of alarming the bandits, so the three had no choice but to squat behind the rock and wait for the dawn.

Seeing the gangsters hurrying down the mountain, Tian Shanxue hurriedly left after meeting them for some reason.The princess was impatient and shouted and cursed for a while, but the mountain just ignored her.Of course it was impossible to forcefully attack the mountain, so Tianshanxue had to order his servants to set up a simple tent, pick up some cow dung to make a fire to keep warm, and take a nap indiscriminately, waiting for dawn to argue with the bandits.

When he got up in the morning, Jia Haisheng asked the little minion, "Has the fan girl at the foot of the mountain withdrawn?"

Xiao Luo replied: "It was shouting for a while in the first half of the night, but it stopped in the second half of the night. I went to see it just now, and they actually set up their tents, ready to fight a protracted war with us!"

"Grandma is a bear!" Jia Haisheng scolded, "I'm being bullied. Let's start a ring today and catch this bitch up the mountain. When Breda finds out, I'm already his real brother-in-law. What can I do?"

Jia Haisheng hurriedly led people down the mountain without waiting for breakfast, the big iron gate slammed, and the gangsters rushed out one after another.

Almost at the foot of the mountain, the fourth child said: "Brother, how can you kill a chicken with a bull's knife, leave this bitch to me!"

Jia Haisheng said: "Fourth, we are talking ugly, yesterday you have been rewarded with the sword, today you have to let brother back. No matter who catches it back, this girl will belong to me anyway, brother They can't compete with me."

The fourth child said: "Where's the elder brother's wife is my sister-in-law? How dare the younger brother try to get my sister-in-law out?"

Jia Haisheng was worried, and he instructed: "Brother, be gentle, don't hurt your sister-in-law's bones, you have to do things tonight!"

The fourth child's real name is Zhang Sanshun. He was originally a Han Chinese who lived in exile in Fanbang and made a living by performing martial arts.The Xiongnu King Da Shanyu saw that he had some skills, so he took him under his account and made him a partial general.This Zhang Sanshun is not an ordinary character, not only good at martial arts, but also extremely sinister and vicious.Before entering Fanying, he once had a girlfriend. The girl saw that he was good at martial arts and good-looking, so she agreed with her body.The girl's parents thought he was a Han Chinese, had no fixed occupation, lived in all over the world, and had no foundation. They were afraid that his daughter would be unreliable if he married him, so they didn't agree to the marriage.Zhang Sanshun was furious, and killed the girl's family with a knife. The girl blamed her for being too vicious, so he simply killed the girl too.After Zhang Sanshun arrived in Fanying, he immediately set his sights on Hulunbei, the unparalleled and beautiful Xiongnu princess. However, due to the huge gap between them, he could only be a toad who wanted to eat swan meat.Later, I heard the news that Hulunbei was keen on Han culture, and he wanted to find a Han man with good looks as his son-in-law.Zhang Sanshun was immediately overjoyed, spent money to buy off Hulunbei's maid, and tried to inquire a few times, but the princess had no interest in him.After the general of the Southern Army was captured in Fancheng, the maid he bribed told him privately that this captive was the princess' favorite Prince Charming.Zhang Sanshun was so angry that he rode to Lanshan overnight and took refuge in Jia Haisheng.When Zhang Sanshun saw Hu Lunbei entering the mountain the night before, he made up his mind. This time, he must try to catch this fan girl and force her to marry him.Unexpectedly, just as he was about to go out to meet Hulunbei, the chief of the village, Jia Haisheng, said that he was the one he wanted.Is it really unreasonable?Zhang Sanshun secretly speculated that once Hulunbei was captured and went up the mountain later, he would take the opportunity to kill Jia Haisheng and seize the position of village leader.Then he married the princess for a hundred years, dominated Lanshan, and made a big career.

Zhang Sanshun swung his saber, clasped his fists in his hands, and immediately made a slap in the face, saying:

"His Royal Highness, the boy Zhang Sanshun is polite."

Tian Shanxue let out a "bah" and said angrily, "Zhang Sanshun, you bastard, if the general in the palace didn't do it, why did you go up the mountain and become a robber?"

Zhang Sanshun said with a smile: "Princess is wrong. It's not that I don't want to be a general, but I have admired Miss for a long time. I don't want Miss but empathize with others. I am resentful, so I took refuge in the mountains temporarily, waiting for the opportunity. Unexpectedly, the princess followed me today. , could it be that our fate has come to an end?"

"Bah, you bastard!" Tian Shanxue scolded, "A dog can't spit out ivory. I'm already a married woman, how can I have anything to do with you? Kill your heart!"

"A married daughter?" Zhang Fengshun asked in surprise, "Are you married to that Southern Dynasty eunuch?"

"Shut up! My husband is a dignified man, how can he be a eunuch?" Tian Shanxue scolded.

"What a pity, what a pity!" Zhang Sanshun deliberately sighed.

"What are you regretting?" Tian Shanxue was puzzled.

"I'm sorry that your man and his two attendants were put into sacks and thrown down the ravine last night. If you go faster, you may be able to pick up a few bones." Zhang Sanshun said with a grin.

"Dog thief!" Tian Shanxue yelled, she became dizzy for a while, stared at her eyes, her body went limp, she staggered a few times, she almost didn't fall off the horse.

Zhang Sanshun was overjoyed when he saw this, he hurriedly brandished his sword and rushed over.

The three young eunuchs hid on the cliff and had a clear view of the scene below.Zhang Facun pointed to him and said:

"Brother, have you seen the horse tied behind the tent?"

The little eunuch looked up and said, "Isn't that my white dragon horse?"

Zhang Facun said: "After the few of us left the gate of the village, when the mountain bandits were all focused on the foot of the mountain, they quietly walked around in a circle, and then approached the tent. When you get on that horse, what should you do next?" Do it, don't you need me to tell you?"

The little eunuch was overjoyed and followed the plan.

Tianshanxue woke up suddenly, and rushed to catch it with his gun.He is not afraid of ignorance, but he is afraid of comparing goods. Once the two of them fight, Zhang Sanshun knows that there are roosters in the world who can't beat hens.Hu Lunbei's sharp spear was passed down by famous people, how could he be his opponent?

The ancestor of Tianshan was originally an expert in the world, he didn't want to take care of the affairs of the world, and he couldn't let go of the affairs of the world.When Hu Lunbei first went to the mountains to worship her as a teacher, the ancestor didn't want to take this foreign girl as his disciple, fearing that she would be used by others in the future and ruin the Han family.But after a secret divination, the divination said that this woman had an extraordinary background. In the future, she would not only be the daughter-in-law of the Han people, but also help the Southern Dynasty to expand its borders.The ancestor of Tianshan knew that God's will cannot be violated, so he trained this apprentice with all his heart, and gave all her abilities to this foreign woman.

Zhang Sanshun knew that his daughter-in-law was important, but his life was even more important. What's the use of having a daughter-in-law if he lost his life?He took a chance, swung the knife in vain, and the horse just slipped away.

Seeing that the fourth child could not arrive, the second child and the third child rushed forward to catch and fight.

The second child and the third child are brothers born of the same mother, and they are also from within the Guan. The elder brother is Zhu Jincai, and the younger brother is Zhu Jindui.It was also because of theft and murder that he couldn't hide at home and fled to Fandi.When they first entered Xinjiang, the two brothers saw a man carrying countless jewels, and they became murderous. They wanted to find a deserted place to kill the rich man and take his treasures.The two of them were following this rich man, and when they arrived at the foot of Lanshan Mountain, they happened to meet Jia Haisheng's men who came to rob him.The two brothers relied on their own kung fu to clash with the bandits, and because they were outnumbered, they were taken captive to the mountain, and were later recognized by Jia Haishenghui as the second or third place.

Zhu Jincai and Zhu Jindui were defeated in the battle against Tianshan Mountain.Jia Haisheng laughed a few times, raised the mountain-chopping axe, and leaped into battle.Tian Shanxue faced Jia Haisheng, without any fear on his face, he drew his gun and stabbed without distraction.

The two met five or seven times, and the young lady gradually became exhausted.Although her spear is as fast as lightning, but Jia Haisheng has been in the rivers and lakes for a long time, his ax skills are exquisite, and his strength is boundless.Hu Lunbei is eager to avenge his husband, and he has exhausted a lot of energy in fighting the three thieves just now, and now he only has to parry.Tian Shanxue thought to herself, it would be useless to fight again, she might as well draw her sword and kiss herself, so as not to be taken captive to the mountains and be humiliated, she wanted to shoot it away, drew the sword with her right hand, held it in her hand, and yelled:

"Pan Lang wait for me, see you in the next life!"

It was too late to say it, but then it was too fast, the little eunuch Ma Kuai shot quickly, with a light knock, the sword in Tian Shanxue's hand flew three feet away.It turned out that the little eunuch was afraid of being discovered by the bandits, so he made too many circles, so he delayed for some time. When he got on his white dragon horse, Tian Shanxue just pulled out his sword and wanted to commit suicide.The little eunuch turned around and shouted:

"Don't be afraid, Xue'er, watch me take down this thief!"

Jia Hai asked in surprise, "Are you a human or a ghost?"

The little eunuch said angrily: "Damn your mother, open your dog eyes and see, do you think I am a human or a ghost?"

This day is not yesterday, the little eunuch has a BMW to help, people rely on horse power, and horses help others.Immediately, he cheered up and swung his spear to take Jia Haisheng straight.After the triad, Jia Haisheng felt that the situation was different: How did the defeated general yesterday grow so much after one day?Jia Haisheng couldn't resist the enemy, and shouted while beating:

"Three brothers, this is not a place to be reasonable, come and join us! Kill this little boy, snatch that bitch, and we all take turns sleeping with her!"