Merry Eunuch Lang

Zhang Facun took a brief look at the situation and said, "Brother, that's not right. The direction of the gangsters' clamor is not in that dilapidated cave dwelling. Before they find us, we must rush to find a way to plug that loophole."

"Closing the loophole, plugging what loophole?" The little eunuch was puzzled.

"Think about it," Zhang Facun explained, "if the thieves find someone missing in the sack, they will search all over the mountain. We don't know the terrain here, and we don't know how big the mountain is. If we are caught by them again, there will be no survivors." It’s possible. In my opinion, it’s better to grab three backs…”

The little eunuch immediately understood what Zhang Facun meant, nodded and said with a smile, "Your idea is bad enough."

Zhang Facun said disapprovingly: "How many good people are there for those who go up to the mountains to become bandits? Now that we are in a hurry, we have to use their lives to stand in the way of our officers and soldiers. It can be considered that they have sacrificed their lives to serve the country."

The little eunuch said: "It's not too late, then act quickly!"

"Brother, I have to trouble you with something." Zhang Fazuo smiled wickedly in the dark.

"What are you talking about?" At this time, the little eunuch no longer had the prestige of the old commander, but looked like a little follower.

"You still have to be a porter with us." Zhang Facun confessed the task.

"I'm not a donkey, what kind of packer should I be?" The little eunuch was still in the fog.

Zhang Facun said: "You are not a donkey, but you have to do the donkey work. We will catch the prisoners later. We don't have enough hands. You have to help us carry one."

The little eunuch laughed and said, "What's the big deal for me? So it's this. Okay, I'll help you carry one."

The lanterns and torches of the bandit's nest were lit for a while, and then they went down the mountain one after another. In an instant, the darkness and peace before the mountain was restored.Zhang Facun said:

"Brother, it's inconvenient for you to walk at night, let me recite a section for you first!"

The little eunuch rubbed Zhang Facun's back and laughed, "You said just now that you wanted me to be a donkey, but I didn't expect you to be a donkey first."

Zhang Facun sighed and said: "One's life is sour, sweet, bitter, spicy. If you don't taste it, if it weren't for you, big brother, I would still be a thief in Dakeng Town!"

The little eunuch also sighed: "You have suffered a lot by following me."

Zhang Facun said: "Suffering is suffering. What I did with my elder brother was an earth-shattering career. Even if I die, it is worth it."

"Don't talk about death, we brothers must live a good life, the good days are yet to come, and we still have to wait for the emperor to reward us!" The little eunuch corrected with a smile.

"What am I trying to do?" Zhang Facun said, "I have seen through the affairs of the court. Brother, how high an official you are, you still have to be restricted by Wang Shugui's dog thief."

"Restrictions are restrictions," the little eunuch laughed, "Can he restrain me?"

"That's you, brother," Huang Ren interjected, "If it were another person, eight lives would be gone."

The little eunuch said: "This is not a place to talk, it's important to deal with justice."

While talking, the three of them went to the bandit's den, and found a brightly lit room. Looking inside, it was a kitchen, no more, no less, and the three master chefs were busy cutting vegetables, chopping meat, kneading noodles and making a fire!Zhang Facun made a gesture, and the three tigers rushed in, and the masters were knocked unconscious before they could figure out what was going on.Zhang Fa was very careful, first scooped up a large piece of meat from the broth pot, wrapped it in his pocket, and then found a rope in the corner of the kitchen to fasten around his waist. cave dwelling.

The three masters were tied up, just in case they woke up and made a noise, a rag was stuffed in each mouth, and then put into a sack.The little eunuch always couldn't bear it. I don't know if these three were murdered or not. They were good people and bad people. Throwing them off the cliff like this, in case there are wives and children in the family, it is really not the best policy.After he said his thoughts, Zhang Facun laughed and said:

"Brother, as a general, you have killed countless people, why did you turn your wife's heart back today?"

The little eunuch said: "Everyone I kill has a reason, and I never kill without a reason."

Zhang Facun retorted: "As you said, it is appropriate for the thieves to throw us into the ravine? I have just said that they are also called serving the country. Besides, these three people were not killed by us, but Just die for us, the murderer is a bandit. If the elder brother has the heart, investigate after the incident. If these three people were really thrown down the mountain and died, and they were good people before their death, then report it to the court and give it to their family Granting pensions, and the government supporting their parents, wives and children, they are also considered martyrs, what do you think?"

The little eunuch said: "That's all."

After the bandit Jia Haisheng cleaned up the little eunuch and the three of them, the brothers continued to sit down and drink.Jia Haisheng picked up a bowl of wine and said to the fourth child:

"Thanks to you, fourth brother. If you hadn't recognized him in time, we would have been almost fooled. Brother, did you recognize the wrong person?"

The fourth child raised his neck, poured down the bowl of wine respected by Master Dazhai, wiped his mouth and said, "How could I admit my mistake? After Princess Hulunbei captured the leader of the officers and soldiers, I was the one who took him into prison. .Later, this person surnamed Pan ran away, and Hulunbei traced the responsibility to me. I saw that the situation was not good, so I went to my elder brother. You are here, do you think I can admit the wrong person?"

Hearing what he said was reasonable, Jia Haisheng praised: "Okay, you are a good boy, the fourth son. The horse of the commander of the army has already been sold, so I will reward you with his sword!"

The fourth child got up from the table, cupped his fists and said respectfully, "Thank you, brother!"

The second child and the third child said: "Brother, there is something I don't understand?"

"Tell me, brother, do we still need to beat around the bush?" Jia Haisheng took a piece of meat and put it in his mouth.

"Why didn't that surnamed Pan be killed immediately, why wait until the dead of night?" asked the second and third children.

"You don't understand this. The three of them are not ordinary people. If the news leaks out and it is said that we killed the commander-in-chief of the officer and army, how big of a crime do you think this is? Is the court right?"

"What if we let them go?" The second and third child asked again.

"You can't let them go." Jia Haisheng said, "Since you have caught them, you can't let them go."

The second child and the third child said: "What if we take this opportunity to join the army? Maybe we can be successful in rescuing the family and earn a lot of officials! Didn't Song Gongming recruit all the heroes from Liangshan back then?"

"Forget it, forget it, don't ask Huazi to marry a daughter-in-law, just think about good things!" Jia Haisheng shook his head disdainfully and said, "Why do you recruit us? Did we save that person named Pan? We have been used by others from the beginning. Trap, didn't Zhao An send it to his door to have his head beheaded?"

The second and third children have nothing to say.Jia Haisheng went on to say:

"As soon as the officers and soldiers retreat, the Han people will start to move. We will still have a lot of business to do, and we will not be afraid that our brothers will starve."

"What about the three master chefs? Back then we borrowed from Fuguilou, and we agreed on a half-year term, and it's almost here." The second and third children immediately thought of three cooking when they heard the boss talk about their stomachs.

"Huh—return his mother's bi, is there anyone who returns something borrowed by a thief? Hold off first, if you can't do it, kill the boss of Fuguilou and ask him to ask for someone." Jia Haisheng said confidently.

Suddenly a young man came to report and said: "My lord, there is a woman at the foot of the mountain who is yelling and scolding, saying that she wants someone, otherwise she will call up the mountain overnight."

Jia Haisheng yelled, and said: "Go, take a look, a woman is so courageous, I am worried about the lack of a Mrs. Yazhai!"

When the head of the village gave an order, the torches were lit immediately, and the cottage was short of manpower, except for the three cooks, the whole village almost came out in full force, and left the mountain in a hurry.

Arriving at a flat place under the hillside, Jia Haisheng approached and saw that it was a woman dressed as a fan who shouted, so he didn't dare to go forward, and asked the old four behind him:

"Brother, do you know this bitch?"

"She is my Miss Princess, from Hulunbei." The fourth child said.

"Brother didn't miss it, did you?" Jia Haisheng was taken aback, "She is a princess, why did your princess come here?"

"Brother, she is a princess. I have admired her for a long time, and I have been thinking about her day and night. How could I make a mistake?"

Tianshanxue watched the bandit soldiers go down the mountain from afar, and before they got close, he shouted loudly: "If you want to live, let Marshal Pan go down the mountain, otherwise you will not leave any of your cottage!"

Jia Haisheng didn't want to and didn't dare to be an enemy of the Fanren. Hearing the other party yelling back at her as "Marshal Pan", he didn't need to guess to know that this matter was related to the little boy who was caught a few days ago.He didn't dare to answer, he was taken aback for a moment, then turned around and shouted "Retreat", and the bandits who had just descended immediately turned around and all went up the mountain.

The four thieves sat in the hall again and drank together. The second and third advocated to wait, but the fourth still insisted on doing it immediately.Jia Haisheng hesitated for a while, just now he was still supporting the fourth child, but after going down the mountain, he felt that the matter was very important to let that woman disturb him.Hearing the quarrel of several brothers, he couldn't help but shouted:

"Hurry up, do it right away! Let the tiger go back to the mountain, and the tiger will hurt people. Throw all three of them into the ditch!"