Merry Eunuch Lang

After Tian Shanxue returned to Danyue Nunnery, she told her master about the whole situation, and the master complained to her:

"My child, this is your fault. Marshal Pan has a heavy responsibility on his shoulders, and he needs to take care of everything. Your wife doesn't care about her husband's safety, but walks away in anger. When you come, he will definitely I personally came to Lanshan to look for you. Now that the world is not fair, there is a group of villains gathered on the opposite mountain. If he goes in the wrong direction, enters the bandit's nest by mistake, and suffers disaster, you will become a sinner through the ages. If you If you really love someone, besides thinking about yourself, you should also think about him! You are a good boy, why did you become so willful and unreasonable all of a sudden?"

After Tian Shanxue heard what Master said, she suddenly felt that the matter was serious, and she couldn't help but break out in cold sweat, her heart pounding.After a quick confession to the master, he hurried down the mountain.As soon as I arrived at the town at the foot of the mountain, I suddenly saw someone leading a tall horse, shouting and selling, coming across the street.Tian Shanxue looked at this horse and it became more and more familiar: Isn't this just Pan Lang's white dragon colt?After he captured Pan Lang in the battle that day, he was worried and went back several times to take care of the horse, so it looked familiar.Besides, how can there be such a good horse in this poor land?Tian Shanxue didn't dare to be negligent, she jumped off her horse to block the way of the horse buyer, and asked:

"Where did this horse come from?"

"If you want to buy it, ask for a price. If you don't buy it, you will pull it down. Do you care where my horse comes from? What does it have to do with you if I steal it?" The horse seller replied impatiently.

"Not only do I want to ask about the origin of the horse, but I also want to take your head!" After finishing speaking, Tian Shanxue grabbed the horse's reins with his left hand, and grabbed the seller's collar with his right hand.

The horse seller struggled a few times and did not break away, and asked in surprise, "What are you going to do?"

Tian Shanxue yelled behind him, "Take this guy down!"

A few maidservants came over, and without any explanation, they tied up the horse seller tightly.It was inconvenient to talk on the street, so Tian Shanxue found a nearby restaurant, casually threw an ingot of ten taels of silver to the shopkeeper, and ordered:

"Close the door a little bit, and let me use your shop."

The store manager saw that Tianshan Snow was coming fiercely, and dozens of servants were all fucking guys. He didn't dare to tell, bowed his head and lowered his hands, and said:

"Miss guest officer, please go ahead, it's okay, I don't want the money, you can just use the shop."

Tian Shanxue waved his hand and said, "Take the money and close the door. If someone else puts one in, I'll chop off your food right away!"

The shopkeeper retreated repeatedly, and Tianshan Xue ordered the horse seller to be escorted in.The horse seller knew that this was not an ordinary person, so he didn't expect that the horse seller would also sell things.If he didn't bring money back, leader Jia would definitely not spare him, he would be dead anyway, so he just pretended to be dumb and didn't say a word when asked about death.No matter how Tian Shanxue interrogated him, the horse seller put on an attitude that a dead pig is not afraid of being burned. Tian Shanxue thought about her husband's life and death at this time, and had no intention of entangled with this guy here. Yi Yang, shouted:

"It's useless for you, it's better to chop with a sword!"

The horse seller suddenly turned pale with fright, fell to the ground, and shouted:

"Miss, please forgive me, I say yes."

Only then did the horse seller truthfully explain the process of how it came and went.When the horse seller came down the mountain, the little eunuch and Jia Haisheng were still talking happily, and they called each other brothers, fellow villagers and old friends, but the horse seller didn't know what happened next.Tian Shanxue felt relieved when she learned that her husband's life was fine for the time being.After thinking about it, Pan Lang, as the commander-in-chief of the three armies, is not a problem if he falls into the bandit's nest and cannot escape. She decides to go up the mountain immediately to find out what happened.

The three young eunuchs were bound upside down, their hooves were tied up, they were put into sacks and were about to be sent to the ditch by the four leaders to feed the wolves and dogs, when the wine and meat were on the table, so the burden was put down.The little boss was ordered to throw the three brothers randomly in a small earthen kiln, and only to throw them down the ravine in the dead of night. It was their good fortune to let him play dogs and dogs, and eagles pecked at falcons.

Fortunately, there is one thing, the mouths of the three people were not blocked, whether they were careless or unintentional, otherwise they would have suffocated them to death.Hearing that there was no movement around, Zhang Facun spoke first, saying:

"Brother, are you and Huang Ren here?"

The little eunuch said with difficulty: "Yes, but I can't move."

Huang Ren also said: "Damn it, hit his old stomach, it's almost smothering him to death."

Zhang Facun was the most cunning, he thought for a while and said, "Brother, you have a treasure on your body, and our brothers' lives are all on it. I wonder if the bandits have found it?"

"The horse was cheated away, and the sword was also taken away. What other treasures are there?" the little eunuch replied.

"Where's the treasured sword bestowed by the emperor?" Zhang Facun revealed the truth.

The little eunuch kicked his legs and said, "It seems to be still in the boots."

Zhang Facun said happily: "Then we will be saved."

"Wow, I can't even move because of the ball," said the little eunuch.

Zhang Facun said: "Brother, let's roll together according to the sound. I guess we will be close to your boots, and I will have a solution."

The little eunuch was a little dubious, but it's always a good thing to have a way, you can't sit still and wait for death!He started rolling with all his might as Zhang Facun said.All the limbs of a person are bound, and it takes a lot of effort to move an inch.After several times, he and Zhang Facun finally got together.Zhang Facun began to touch the knife through the sack, and after a lot of twists and turns, he really managed to dig out the life-saving dagger.Although the knife was in his hand, there were two layers of sacks in between, and it was impossible to bend it even a little bit, so Zhang Facun just dug a hole with his fingers and pulled out the knife.With this treasure, the rest of the matter is much easier.With his hands behind his back, Zhang Facun quickly cut the ropes that bound the little eunuch. The little eunuch got out of the sack and helped the two of them free from the shackles.The three of them sat in the dilapidated cave dwelling for a while, and then, led by Zhang Facun, sneaked out of the dilapidated cave dwelling.Zhang Facun looked around and said:

"Brother, it is inconvenient for you to move at night, and it will be a burden to follow us. Why don't you find a place to hide first, and we will go out and play by ear."

The little eunuch said, "Where can this ignorant bastard hide?"

Zhang Facun said: "It's okay, there is still a distance from that broken cave, you just climb down where you are and don't move, we will get you a knife later."

Knowing their abilities, the little eunuch said happily, "Okay, I'll just crawl here and wait for you two to come back."

Not long after, Zhang Facun and Huang Ren came back with a long knife in their hands, and said to the little eunuch, "Brother, those thieves are drinking happily! I guess they won't move for a while, take this time Let's figure out how to deal with them."

The three of them were muttering in the dark, when suddenly the torch was brightly lit, illuminating the forest like daytime, and the people in the cottage were shouting and neighing, and it was a mess.