Merry Eunuch Lang

Arashiyama is divided into two mountains, the north and the south, the south is the Yin mountain, and the north is the Yang mountain.The two mountains face each other far away, about seven or eight miles apart.There is a small town in the middle, and there is a market every five days.Beilan Mountain has beautiful scenery, Wudao Mountain Spring gushes out from five different directions, with gurgling water, bright sunshine, luxuriant vegetation, singing birds and fragrant flowers.A path is winding, and the steps are all paved with bluestones of the same color, leading directly to the top of the mountain.There is a temple hidden in the middle of the mountain, named Beishan Temple.Going up further, after passing the top of the mountain, there is a nunnery named Danyue Nunnery. The old nun in the nunnery is the ancestor of Tianshan, and she is Tianshanxue's master.

Different from Beishan, Nanlanshan is very steep, with thousands of cliffs, steep slopes and narrow roads, tall trees and dense forests.Tigers, leopards, wolves and jackals often come and go, so there are few pedestrians, even woodcutters and herb pickers seldom visit.In the early years, there was a temple on the top of the mountain, and there lived two Taoists, one old and one young. Later, a group of thieves gathered from nowhere and occupied the top of the mountain, and the two Taoists disappeared whether they were dead or alive.The name of the leader of the thief is Jia Haisheng, who killed someone in the interior, and in order to escape the pursuit of the government, he came to the frontier to do evil things.This Jia Haisheng is an extraordinary person, besides having a good kung fu, he also has some skills of yin and yang and gossip. Apart from plundering, he also occasionally engages in playing tricks on ghosts.

Because it is located in Fandi, Jiahai's incident made a big fuss and alarmed the tribal leaders.Tribal leaders led people to clean up several times, but to no avail.Sending large troops was unable to carry out operations, and small troops were useless. In the end, the leader of the Fanbang tribe and Jia Haisheng proposed a compromise plan. What, the implication is of course that the Han people killed the Han people.However, since the rebellion of King Breda of the Huns, there have been almost no public activities of the Han people, which has brought great problems to the source of livelihood of Jia Haisheng and his group.But in such an extraordinary period, Jia Haisheng dared not offend Da Shanyu, he would rather go hungry than attack the Huns, after all, he was a minority in their territory.If this matter got to Shanyu's ears and set Nanlan Mountain on fire, how could he still have a place to hide?However, people have to eat, horses have to graze, and there are no crops on the mountain. Jia Haisheng is in a state of desperation, and the eyeliner he released came to report: business has arrived.

The house where the little eunuch knocked on the door to ask for directions was exactly one of Jia Haisheng's dens.The old man's name is Bao Qinglin, and he is his old boss.After getting acquainted with the young eunuch's BMW horse, Lao Bao immediately took a shortcut and went up the mountain to report.It is said that these three Han people have extraordinary backgrounds, a good horse is cheated, and there is also a diamond sword, which looks like a good product.It's unknown how much money he brought with him, but it's not like ordinary people anyway.Once caught on the mountain, a kidnap ticket can be issued, and it is possible to ask for any amount of money.

Jia Haisheng was overjoyed, looking at the time, he felt that they were almost here, so he went down the mountain to meet the enemy.It is also Jia Haisheng's fate, if it is the little eunuch's white dragon horse riding under him, let alone one Jia Haisheng, even ten or a hundred Jia Haisheng will not survive tomorrow morning.However, people are not as strong as Ma Qiang. Generals Zhang and Huang are both knight-errants.It is useless to give a good horse, because they have never seen a few horses, let alone riding a horse, and there are quite a lot of buffaloes in the cultivated land.

Don't gossip, the little eunuch was no match for Jia Haisheng, so he was tied up with a rope by all the minions and taken up the mountain.The minion soldiers pushed and shoved the little eunuch into the main hall of the original Taoist temple. The cow pressed his head against the water and ordered the little eunuch to kneel down and speak.

"If you want money, give money, give your life, why do you still kneel? You are not big masters, what's so great about a few bandits, and they still put on such a big picture to scare people. Isn't this an extra procedure for taking off your pants and farting! "

Jia Hai was very happy, he was stroking the little eunuch's vajra sword, he smiled and said:

"Hey, little boy is good at riding a horse, carrying a good sword, and has a good eloquence. You have such a great ability, why don't you go to the exam for the first prize and become a high-ranking official? What are you doing in this wilderness? This dog doesn't like shit The place is so easy to make money?"

The little eunuch took a look at Jia Haisheng, and retorted: "Do you think that the real ability is to be admitted to the number one scholar, and there are no capable people among ordinary people?"

Jia Haisheng was surprised and said: "Yo, I didn't realize that your small mouth is still talking! Where are you from?"

"Tokyo's Bianliang Mansion." The little eunuch made up an address.

"Hey_____, I met a fellow from the same town! What place are you in Bianliang Mansion?" Jia Haisheng narrowed his eyes and got close to him.

"Dali Temple." The little eunuch remembered Hu San's official title. He thought that Dali Temple and Kaifeng Mansion were connected together.

"Hey, the Japanese are getting closer and closer! How about this, fellow, I will not kill you, and I will not ask your family for money. I think your martial arts are also sloppy and half-baked. I don't know how you write, but if you can do it, you can work as a secretary for us here, write and draw, keep accounts, etc., and you won't be allowed to do heavy work. You can eat as much as you want. , the wine is naturally indispensable to you, and two young men are sent to serve you, fellow, what do you think of this condition?"

"Okay, our qualifications are not high, as long as we give him food, we will win." The little eunuch had an idea and climbed up the ladder.

"Hey, you still say that foreign language here? Since you can still meet such a close fellow in such a far place, it is because of the fate of our brothers. I not only let you eat, but also let you eat meat and drink. You are a second-class cook, besides me, you are the one who comes down, isn’t it interesting, brother? But it’s a little difficult right now, I can’t open the pot for several days on the big stove, brother sees your sword is good, take it out as a pawn?”

After finishing speaking, Jia Hai went down the steps himself and untied the rope that tied the little eunuch.

"You can't use a sword, it's my family heirloom!" the little eunuch rubbed his hands together, exercising his muscles and bones, pretending to be surprised.

Jia Haisheng said: "What should I do? Just now, the brothers turned around, and you didn't have much money with you. A living person can't be suffocated by urine, so you might as well take the horse out and sell it!"

"Horse, what kind of horse?" The little eunuch was puzzled, thinking that Zhang and Huang's horses were not worth much.

"It's the BMW you're riding!" Jia Haisheng laughed.

Only then did the little eunuch realize that they belonged to the family on the side of the road. He knew that there was no reason to talk to these people. He was in danger of losing his head at any time. He didn't want the horse or the sword, so he escaped from this life first. Let's talk.So think about it and say:

"Brother, why are you in the middle, you can figure it out!"

"Okay, have a good time. How about this, keep it simple, I'll ask someone to order some wine, let's have a good drink, meet an old friend in a foreign land! I'll send someone to deal with that horse." Jia Haisheng said Immediately ordered people to go down to prepare.

The little eunuch himself had just escaped with his life, and immediately worried about his two brothers, and said, "Brother, where are the two who came with me?"

Jia Haisheng waved his hand and said, "Don't worry about that, the two of them will deal with a few bites of food down below."

After a while, the banquet was set up, and four or five heroes gathered together.Jia Haisheng introduced them one by one, and then pointed to his brother and said:

"I met a fellow from my hometown today, and I'll make him our brother, regardless of age, so let's rank fifth first!"

The hero called the fourth child met the eyes of the little eunuch, and suddenly he yelled as if he had been electrocuted:

"Brother, he is the commander-in-chief of the army!"

With just this shout, the people here almost fainted from fright, and after a long time, a general of the army was arrested, is that okay?Isn't this the opposite?It's against the law!Jia Haisheng immediately changed his face and shouted:

"Come here, quickly arrest this spy of the government and army!"

The little eunuch didn't make any resistance. He knew that there was a big difference between the number of people and the two generals Zhang and Huang were not around. He didn't have any weapons at hand, so he couldn't deal with the four wolf-like bandits with his bare hands anyway.It's just a pity that I haven't had time to eat a piece of meat in my stomach after a day of hunger.

A few brothers said, "Brother, how are you going to deal with this officer leader?"

Jia Haisheng said bitterly: "Mother, if I knew it was this kind of guy, why did I waste so much spit?"

"Brother, this is a serious disaster! If the news leaks out, our brother will die!" Everyone shouted in unison.

Jia Haisheng said: "This is a simple matter. I have thought about it a long time ago. I put it in a sack and threw it into a deep ditch in the middle of the night to count the balls."

The fourth child said: "Brother, don't wait until midnight, the night is long and there are many dreams, why don't I go and deal with them now."

Jia Haisheng made sense when he thought about it, and was about to nod his head in agreement, it was also the fate of the little eunuch, when the sent-off staff set up the food and wine.The brothers hadn’t opened their teeth for a long time, and finally exchanged the looted things for a meal. Jia Haisheng took the opportunity to say:

"Forget it, fourth, it's important for us brothers to eat first. There hasn't been any smell of oil in a long time. How can I let you go to support the errand at this time? Send an order to tie these guys up and tie them tightly, and then find two The pawns are careful, afraid that they will fly into the sky?"