Merry Eunuch Lang

The autumn wind is rustling, the weather is getting cooler, the wild geese go south, and the strong men return home.It has been more than three months since the beginning of autumn when the little eunuch led his troops to conquer the Xiongnu.There was the Hun Zuoxian King Da Shanyu Breda who was willing to go to Beijing with the heavenly soldiers to enter the court to submit a letter of surrender, and promised that he would never rebel.The marshal ordered troops, [-] when they came, and [-] when they returned. After excluding items such as those who died in battle, died of illness, escaped, disappeared, etc., and then made some appropriate supplements, the number was consistent, and this was also in line with the usual practice --- iron camp Flowing soldiers!

This expedition: a total of 13 enemy soldiers were killed (including soldiers borrowed from Mobeisha Kingdom), 810 were injured, and 960 were captured (except for those who committed serious crimes, the rest were due to insufficient military supplies. will be released one after another).150 catties of gold, 110 million taels of silver, precious agates, antique kits, carts, horses, luggage, etc. were confiscated. Except for the grain, grass, tents, etc., which were distributed everywhere to relieve the local people, the rest were turned over to the state treasury.

The [-]-strong army was led by the young general Zhu Linzong, Pan Shi led the central army himself, the food security officer Mao Xingwang followed in the army, Ginkgo Dunzhu protected his family, and the rear army was led by Cao Huazhi.Wherever the heavenly soldiers went, the flags were clear, the military discipline was strict, and there was no crime in autumn. The residents of all ethnic groups along the way were cheering and cheering, and they greeted and saw them off.

As soon as they arrived at the capital, the army left the city and went down to the stronghold. The young eunuch led the generals and others to the court to meet the emperor.The little emperor came to Longyan Dayue, and personally went down to hold the little eunuch's hands, and said happily:

"Imperial brother, my brother wants to kill you. If you don't come again, I will go to Jinchengguan to find you! I heard that the noodles there are delicious, and there are many melons and fruits."

After finishing speaking, the little emperor patted Zhang Facun on the shoulder and said, "General Zhang, our mastiff has laid another litter after you left. Damn it, this litter exceeded expectations. How many do you guess?"

"How many?" Zhang Facun casually asked.

"Eighteen, damn it, we've made a lot of money now!" The little emperor said triumphantly, "The last one didn't survive, and the rest are alive and kicking, and they will come to us together later." Go and see and you'll know."

Zhang Facun said: "The emperor's blessings are as good as the sky."

The little emperor waved his hand and said: "What is the blessing of the sky, it should be called the blessing of the dog."

The queen mother was unable to speak while hiding behind the scenes, and the little emperor went up and down the steps, and the rope was too short and out of reach.The little eunuch stepped forward in time and said:

"Brother Huang, we are all anxious to see your dog after we leave the court. You should finish the matter before you!"

Only then did the little emperor remember what his mother had said that he should not easily get off the dragon bed embroidery pier, so he hurried back to his seat and proclaimed loudly:

"Emperor brother Pan You'an Dasheng returned to Beijing, rested for a day tomorrow, and rewarded in the morning the day after tomorrow."

This is what is said by convention, and of course there is nothing wrong with it.The officials dispersed, but Prime Minister Wang did not speak.

On the morning of the third day, the civil and military ministers gathered together, and the little emperor waved his hand to order the eunuchs to announce the imperial edict:

Chen Pan once again made great achievements, and his achievements were as high as the sky. He wiped out the enemy in one fell swoop, regained the lost land, and expanded the territory.The proposed official will be promoted to three ranks, the first rank, titled Duke Hu Guo, and Shang Fang will be given a sword. He will beat up the wronged king and kill the rebellious ministers and thieves. He will still lead the post of Minister of the Ministry of War. 5 taels, 50 taels of silver, 30 pieces of silk and satin, and [-] dan of silver per year.

The minister Hu Rugui, strategizing, resourceful and decisive, captured the king of Fan seven times, and made extraordinary achievements in the world.He planned to be promoted to three ranks, to be the second rank, and to be titled British Duke. He would lead the minister of Dali Temple and deal with criminals all over the world, with an annual salary of [-] dan.

The minister Wang Xiaowu, loyal to the king's affairs, must do everything personally, be diligent and upright, assist the commander-in-chief, have both merit and hard work, plan to be promoted to the third rank, deputy second rank, and be named Lie Guogong, the leader of the Ministry of Officials, and the salary is one year. Thousands of loads.

Hua Shixiong was promoted to the third level, the third grade, in charge of the deputy prime minister, and assisted the prime minister in doing things, with an annual salary of [-] dan.

Zong Zhulin was named General Chongtian, with a salary of [-] dan; Zhang Facun was named General of Gold Star, with a salary of [-] dan; official Huang Ren was named General of Silver Star, with a salary of [-] dan.

The following Mao Xingwang and others have their own rewards.

There is Zhao Xiaogao, a food security officer, who did not work as an official and escaped from his duties, which almost ruined our army's major affairs.There are other rumors that someone who was threatened by Zhao Xiaogao at that time came back anyway and reported that Zhao Xiaogao was suspected of defecting to the enemy and treason, and he was accused of defecting to the Japanese pirates. The damage is not shallow.According to this, Prime Minister Wang should be guilty of the same crime for being careless in raising people and improperly employing people.However, he thought that he was the elder of the three dynasties, the head of the first dynasty, and had made immortal contributions to the public and the country, so he was given a light punishment and downgraded.

Liu Jianxun was posthumously named Lieyang Duke, posthumously named General of Shenwu, built an ancestral hall, and sent special personnel to guard him.The son inherits the father's business, and the son can inherit the father's post when he grows up.

There are many female generals, showing the majesty of the celestial dynasty, displaying the femininity of women, and making great achievements.It is rare in history that a group of heroes gathers and everyone competes for beauty.He is so brave and heroic that even a five-foot man would be ashamed.It's not that Nuwa can mend the sky, how can there be people in ancient and modern times?In order to refute the prejudice of patriarchal women in the past dynasties, and to eliminate the unhealthy trend of discrimination against women, the imperial order ordered that all women should be rewarded.

Cao Huazhi is the general of Huayang, a first-rank wife, and a salary of ten thousand.Lead the nine gate admirals and lead the army in the Forbidden City.At the same time, Zhaoxue was rehabilitated for the Cao family, and the old general Cao was given the posthumous title of Zhonglie Gong, and he was buried in the earth again according to the state.Qin Guoyuan and Lin Rugui entered the court as officials.The Langdang Mountain soldiers were recruited into the army and incorporated into the ranks of the officers and soldiers. Each person was promoted to a higher level, and the youngest was a centurion.

Shangguanxue is the general of Chaoyang, a first-rank wife, and a thousand pieces of silk and satin.

Huang Qiuchan is the general of Fengyang, a first-rank wife, and five hundred pieces of silk and satin.

Ruan Shimei is the general of Guiyang, the wife of Yipin, and [-] pieces of silk and satin.

Yin Tianxue is the general of Yunyang, a first-rank wife, and five hundred pieces of silk and satin.

Ginkgo Dunzhu is the general of Heyang, the wife of the second rank, and rewards appropriate amount of gold, silver, treasures, silk and satin.

Xuelihong is General Hongyang, second-rank wife, and the rewards are the same as before.

Tianshanxue is General Ziyang, wife of the second rank, and the rewards are the same as before.

From now on, fifty miles away from the capital, a site will be selected to build the Eight Nvyuan.Create golden statues for the eight female generals, return to the ranks, and be enshrined.Agreeing with the insider's proposal, the decree went to the frontier as soon as possible and asked Ling Guoxiu, the ancestor of Tianshan, to come and preside over all the affairs of the eight daughters.

In order to commend Pan Gong (Gong) and General You'an's lifeless achievements, the royal family chose a prosperous place in the capital, and the royal family bought a house with an area of ​​[-] mu to build the Duke Huguo Mansion.

Since then, in order to facilitate Pan Gong's diet and daily life, both inside and outside the palace have been considered.Or be on duty in the palace for one day, and live outside the palace for one day, or change every three days, and every two days, how convenient it is is up to Mr. Pan.

Mr. Pan married eight daughters, and the ruling and opposition parties should support him.Kuang eunuch marrying a wife is not unique to Mr. Pan, it has existed since ancient times, and it is not a rare event, so there is no need to make a fuss about it.If there are discussions in the streets, they should not be allowed to talk nonsense. Officials at all levels can do the necessary explanation work. Allowing ordinary people to discuss government affairs indiscriminately is like corrupting the government. Be an example.

After several months of silence, suddenly one day a coastal official sent someone to send an urgent letter, claiming that the Japanese pirates were flooding and killing the fishermen and the common people.Or in groups of three or five, or tens of hundreds of thousands, or even tens of thousands of teams have also assembled.This group of people sometimes accompanied them as beggars and refugees, wandering the streets and alleys, stealing or robbing, and sometimes turned into unscrupulous businessmen, cheating and abducting, and doing all kinds of evil.Please send powerful ministers to the court to put an end to the chaos, otherwise if a catastrophe happens, the consequences will be unpredictable.

The little emperor received the secret report and was not sure how to deal with it. Suddenly, a person came out of the class to play and said:

"Your Majesty, I can get rid of this harm by recommending a person. Last time I recommended someone, I was willing to be punished. If I make the same mistake this time, I am willing to demote my post and return to my hometown. I don't want a penny from the royal family." .”

The little emperor was thinking about his dog business, how to get away to see the dog boy, when he heard this remark he was overjoyed and said:

"According to Aiqing's plan, the decree will be delivered tomorrow, and the court will be dispersed now."