Merry Eunuch Lang

Zhao Xiaogao molested the young eunuch's wife, Ginkgo Dundup. Although it didn't cause the facts, it was a shameful act after all.In addition, hearing people talk about the precipitousness of Wushao Ridge, he thought that the little eunuch would be doomed now, but who would have thought that this kid would escape from death with the help of God, and bring the [-] troops out of the valley of death.In desperation, Zhao Xiaogao remembered his Japanese friend Wugong Zhongren he met in the palace, and found Weihai, Shandong according to the address Wugong said.

My God, this place of Wu Gong is actually a different kind of cave!Wu Gong's resident is not an ordinary farm courtyard, but a barracks.The villa covers an area of ​​more than 100 mu. Entering the courtyard, there are corridors on the east and west sides, all of which are Chinese-style buildings.When you enter the door, it becomes a nondescript Japanese-style decoration. The door has to be pushed and pulled, and you have to take off your shoes when you enter the room. Sitting on the floor with bent legs is awkward and inconvenient, especially for those fat people.

The backyard is a large empty field, except for the many trees around it, there are no stands or other facilities.Wu Gong's family raised many diners, including Japanese, Han, and Koreans.However, there are mostly Han people, and these people usually fight in the backyard when they are full.There are coaches, referees, and onlookers.The diners are generally divided into four classes according to the hospitality methods of Mr. Pingyuan and Mr. Mengchang.Everyone has food to eat, and the fourth class eats a big pot of rice. The food is of course simpler, but it is no problem to be full.Newcomers first find a boxer to catch a pair and fight, and often compare the winners and losers, and the winners can be rewarded with money, improved food, etc.Too bad impostors, such as Mr. Nan Guo's disciples, will be expelled on the spot, but such cases rarely happen.The ruler is short, the inch is long, I am born to be useful, everyone has his strengths, maybe there is a Mao Sui hidden in the middle!There are higher-level ones who can enjoy VIP treatment, and it’s hard to say how high it is. It is said that at night, there are women with pockets on their backs who take baths, body scrubs, massages, and sleep with them.When it develops into a person who eats fish, does not have a car, and can support his family, he is considered the number one top eater.However, such people are rare, and there are not many of them. Those with profound intelligence and martial arts are generally disdainful to be diners.It needs to be explained that Chinese people have called these people diners since ancient times, they call them advanced, and they all respectfully call them warriors, and managing food is another matter.

Wugong Zhongren is a Chinese hand. When he was very young, he went to the Central Plains with his father to learn Chinese and hone his fists.After returning to the country of Wa, he was highly valued by the emperor and entrusted with the important task of sending Tang (not Tang Dynasty).During this period, Zhao Xiaogao had the honor to get acquainted with this Japanese envoy.

According to unofficial records, the Japanese mean dwarves, short and strong, mostly barrel-shaped, walking staggeringly, yelling wildly, not familiar with etiquette, good at drinking and pretending to be drunk, lustful and greedy, violent and murderous .Stealing my country's martial arts, Chinese culture, and national treasures is not my favor, and is often disdainful by the people of the country...

When Wu Gong saw Xiao Gao, he was overjoyed, held his hand and went inside, chatting happily with the wine.road:

"Brother Zhao, Brother Zhao, I knew this day would come. You are a big turtle, and you cannot be kept alive in an ordinary shallow pool. Come here, come here!"

Zhao Xiaogao said that his original surname was Wang, since he was no longer a eunuch, could he restore the surname Wang?Wugong shook his head and stopped:

"No, absolutely not! Wang Dawei is dead, and Zhao Xiaogao is at the top of the sky. With all due respect, martial arts are not bad, but your skills and abilities are also second. You can't compare to that eunuch named Pan You'an, right? The key is your name, Fortunately, you were a well-known eunuch in the court."

Zhao Xiaogao said: "Brother Wu, what do you want? Money, land or beautiful women, all these things are available in our country."

Wu Gong smiled and said: "To tell you the truth, brother, we all want these things. The meaning of the emperor's sending me is clearly stated in the imperial edict. It can be summed up in six words: one learns, two steals and three steals. In short, what do you see?" Take whatever you want, whatever you like."

Zhao Xiaogao flattered: "Okay, I will definitely help you."

"Aren't you afraid of being a traitor?" Wu Gong reminded.

"Ball!" Zhao Xiaogao yelled angrily, "Damn it, if you have milk, you are a mother. I'll do it with you. It's better than living in that ruined palace with neither human nor ghost!"

"Brother Zhao, has your thing grown a little?" Wu Gong remembered the unspeakable secret Zhao Xiaogao had told him.

"No, it's still the same." Zhao Xiaogao said a little shyly, "Damn it, those bandits cast a lottery for me, and they might be on the same team with the surname Pan. If you don't take revenge, you are not a gentleman. One day, I will You can't kill Pan yourself!"

"How about Pan You'an's battle on the western front?" Wu Gong asked.

"The outcome is unpredictable." Zhao Xiaogao said regretfully, "The little eunuch was trapped in Wushaoling this time. The local villagers said that he could not go down the mountain for half a year, but he managed to bring the team out alive, and it only took three days. What the hell, why do you think this person is so lucky?"

Wu Gong smiled and said: "General Pan is more than brave, resourceful and decisive, he does not stick to small details, and has a strong view of the overall situation. He is a rare talent. He only emerges in hundreds of thousands of years. Unfortunately, he did not appear in our country."

Zhao Xiaogao said anxiously: "Brother Wu, don't make other people's aspirations, destroy your own prestige, give me an army, I can still succeed!"

Wu Gong shook his head and said: "No, no, you and I are no match for him. This person is a serious concern for us, and if we don't do it well, both of us will be defeated by this person. But if apart from this person, Nan Chao can easily win, We are studying and formulating a good strategy to deal with Pan Youan."

Zhao Xiaogao had an idea, and offered a plan: "Brother Wu, now is a great time, the little eunuch is fighting on the western front, and the court is empty, why don't you go back to Japan to play the emperor, send an army over, and take the Central Plains, or you can do it Is it the world?"

"Easier said than done?" Wu Gong said in an unpredictable and profound way, "Brother Zhao, you are wishful thinking. Don't you think, how big is the Central Plains, and how big is the country of Japan? No matter how powerful the rat is, it can swallow an elephant in one bite? It is useless to go to the Central Plains, once he returns to the army to rescue him, where are we going?"

"Then what does the emperor think?" Zhao Xiaogao asked cautiously.

"Don't talk about old people, His Majesty the Emperor is only in his teens." Takemiya corrected, and added, "Brother Zhao is one of his own, and I will not hide important military information from you. Our policy of action is to encroach on China. Start from the sidelines." , At the end, give it a vicious tiger to pierce its heart, and kill it with one blow! At that time, the land of the Central Plains will hang the banner of our Great Japanese Kingdom."

Zhao Xiaogao said thoughtfully: "This move is too wise!"

Wugong Zhongren said with a smile: "Compared with human beings, fleas are simply not in the same breath. But fleas can not only make people bite and drink human blood, but also spread diseases and kill people. But if people want to kill fleas There is no way to start, and you can't use your strength in a hurry, to put it bluntly, this is the truth, Brother Zhao, do you understand?"

"That Pan You'an, how did you find a way to get rid of him?" Zhao Xiaogao never forgot his old enemy.

"There is a way!" Wu Gong Chengzhu said in his chest, "We are going to take action in the coastal areas of Jiangsu and Zhejiang first. The local yamen can't do anything to us, and they will definitely report to the court. Besides Pan You'an who is used to fighting, who else can they send? Those of us The attack locations are often small hills near the sea, with steep terrain and rough roads, which are not suitable for large troops to move. Once Pan Youan falls into our trap, he will become a buffalo falling into the well."

"Pan You'an's martial arts is so high, it's hard for thousands of people to get close to him!" Zhao Xiaogao reminded.

"After Pan You'an becomes the turtle in the urn, even if he has three heads and six arms, it will be useless. Brother Zhao, wait and see the good show! At that time, I will definitely catch a living little eunuch for you and let you do it." Wu Gong smiled proudly.

Zhao Xiaogao clapped his hands and said, "This plan is the best! You really are an expert in Japan!"

"Okay, brother Zhao came from a long way, take a bath first, have a good rest, and we will continue talking tomorrow." Wu Gong turned around and shouted, "Come here!"

Following the voice of the people, a Japanese beauty came in, bowed her head and asked, "What is the general's order?"

"Go, pick a few women with outstanding looks to serve General Zhao well. If anyone neglects the guests, be careful that I will peel your skin, and I will kill you all!"

This is the first time since Zhao Xiaogao went out with the army to play openly and indulgently with many beauties, and today he finally got his wish.Although it looked indecent, he still had all his clothes stripped off carelessly.Now that he is the guest of Wugong Zhongren, the secret envoy of the Great Japanese Kingdom, who else is he afraid of?Even if a Japanese woman sees that he is missing something, what can she do?Who dares to underestimate him and say a few more words?He first let several women lick his sensitive part repeatedly, and when he was about to climax, he chose a Japanese girl with the smoothest skin, the best body shape, and the most enchanting posture to lie flat on the tatami, Then he aligned and rubbed desperately, and after a few strokes, it was like a flash flood, pouring down like a beer...

It's a pity that the function and structure of the woman and the hen are different after all, Zhao Xiaogao sighed, (twenty words are deleted below) had to keep the hatred deeply in his heart again.