Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch, Hu San, Hua Shixiong, etc. were discussing important military affairs in the big tent while drinking tea and wine. Gingko was worried that her husband would get drunk, so she brought a few maids to patrol outside the tent. "Bride" Xue Lihong claimed to be unwell and went to bed early, and sisters Tian Shanxue and Yin Tianxue sat in another tent chatting and gossiping.

The old monster couldn't wait until late at night to act, so he packed up early and came to the place where the welcoming team camped.He was afraid that the impatient bridegroom would pick the melons ahead of time, and he would have no choice but to eat the leftovers. It would be too disappointing for the kid to be cheap!So he set out as soon as it got dark, and hid outside the camp, waiting for an opportunity to strike.

The camp stands next to mountains and rivers. There is a small bamboo forest on the hillside, and a clear spring overflows from the mountain. The surroundings are quiet and pleasant, and the ground is covered with green grass and wild flowers. It is a good place for camping and outing.

The old monster hid in the small bamboo forest. With his many years of hunting experience, he could see all the scenes in the camp.He quickly made a judgment based on the situation, but for some reason, the more he looked at it, the more wrong it became. Why is this place not like a residential house but a barracks?Thinking about it, I couldn't help laughing again, thinking that I was crossing the river with eggs, and I was too careful (crossing).The army has its own rules and regulations, why should it pretend to be a team to welcome and see off relatives?Besides, who in a big family doesn't raise a few Zhuang Ding to pretend to be a facade and scare the common people?

He speculated about the location and layout for a long time. Fortunately, the groom was busy drinking with a few people, and he was not in a hurry to do that with his bride. That's good, otherwise his kid's head should be moved.Sato Hachisaku hid in the dark and thought viciously, at this time he had already regarded the blond woman with blue eyes and tall figure as his wife.

Although there is no deer village fence, an army is stationed here after all.There is no clear post, but there is no dark post.The little eunuch was also a little careless, thinking that his team came quietly without anyone noticing, and it was in his own country. The local government officials would definitely not follow, let alone Japanese spies. Inadvertently left many careless places.Especially for the four wives, he thought that they were all heroines with outstanding martial arts skills, so who could they be afraid of?This allowed the Oriental monster to take advantage of a big loophole here.

When it was dark, the oriental monster went to the bamboo forest outside the camp, and got a rough idea of ​​the situation inside.In addition, his lightness kung fu is good, stepping on the ground is like a dragonfly on the water, and Yasai's flying swallows fly through the sky while walking.After the sky was completely dark, he used his magical powers, opened his night eyes, and in a split second he was caught in the tent where Xue Lihong lived.It was also to conceal people's eyes and ears, and a big red "Happy" character was pasted on the tent door, which caused disaster.The old monster Dongyang looked around and there was no movement, then gently bumped into the room.

After sitting in a sedan chair for a few days, Katemova felt extremely unaccustomed to it. She was a young woman who was about to grow up, and she often leaned on the sofa when she was resting. When had she ever sat in such a narrow room?The air inside is not good, and she can't show her face in public, and she has to cover her face when she has to get out of the sedan chair, so she took a rest early on the pretext of feeling uncomfortable after dinner.Lying on the big marching bed, Xue Lihong still couldn't sleep peacefully. Although she was the bride in name, she had been married to Pan Lang for some time, so she didn't know if Pan Lang would come to rest at her place tonight.Therefore, the tent door was only ajar, and if Pan Lang wanted to come, he could go to bed directly, so that she would not have to get up to open the door for him.

Suddenly seeing a dark shadow flashing at the door, Xue Lihong opened her eyes in a half-asleep and half-awake state, subconsciously called out in a low voice: "Pan Lang!"

This greeting undoubtedly pointed out the direction for the old monster, and the old monster jumped over with a "chuo" sound. Before Xue Lihong uttered a second cry, her mouth was already covered with a big hand like a pliers, and then there was a stuffed into her mouth.

Xue Lihong is also very human, with all her skills, she can dodge around and deal with it skillfully, she can deal with it for a while, how can she give in easily?However, firstly, she was defenseless, and secondly, because she took off her clothes and waited for her husband, she only had a set of small clothes and trousers on her body.Even though this attire was in secret, it would inevitably be inconvenient to face a big strange man, and she would suffer a lot.

Dongyang old monster didn't wait for Xue Lihong to make a second reaction, he had already tied her up with the rope he brought with him.Then, the old monster lifted the quilt and pulled out the sheet, wrapped the bride up, and walked away.Since it was a path that had been found out long ago, the old monster had already hidden in the bamboo forest under the hillside without a few dodges.

The sentry guard vaguely saw a black shadow reflected in Mrs. Xuelihong's tent, but he didn't see it clearly, he thought it was dazzled!After a while, he seemed to see someone coming out with something on his back, but the speed was too fast for him to observe carefully.Xiao Bing also thought, if it was a thief who went in, why didn't Mrs. Xuelihong shout?Mrs. Xue Lihong went out to take a rest, why would she want to go far away, wrapped in a quilt, and run to such a small bamboo forest?The little soldier didn't dare to be negligent, since something happened to his head, he hurriedly reported it to the centurion.The centurion didn't dare to enter his wife's room to inspect it at will, so he went to ask the commander for instructions.This commander is none other than the famous Qi Guangyuan.

After Ms. Cao was rehabilitated and Zhaoxue was rehabilitated, most of the mountain bandits in Langdang Mountain were former servants of the Cao family, so their reputations were restored and they were incorporated into the ranks of the army. The youngest were all centurions.Qi Guangyuan's official rank was higher than this at first, and he was regarded as a partial general, at least above the junior high school.However, he was happy for a while and had plenty of money on hand, so he took a few brothers to Shenxian Pavilion to drink, and drank from sunset to west mountain until the red sun rose.The boss asked them for money, Qi Guangyuan rolled his eyes and said:

"I want money, what money do I want? Damn, I'm an officer now, don't you know? Dogs look down on people, Mo Cheng thinks you think I'm a cheating bandit? I take out the money, don't scare me to death You bastard!"

"There is no writing on the bandit's face, how can you tell? Don't use money to scare people, who has never seen money, how much money can scare people to death?" the shopkeeper teased, and besides, he had seen many high-ranking officials and guests. , and didn't pay attention to the long and short people in this guy's clothes.

Qi Guangyuan got angry, stood up and slapped the table, and cursed: "Grandma, how much money can scare you to death? I can't tell you, a birdman, but I swallowed 10 taels of snowflake silver from Prime Minister Wang for nothing. Do you know that?" ? Have you ever heard of so much money in your life, kid? Go to hell!"

The shop owner just found out that he had met bandits, and after settling the group with good words, good wine and good meat, he quietly reported to the official.