Merry Eunuch Lang

Dongyang old monster is another name he gave himself. His real name is Sato Hachisaku. His ancestral home is Kamiyagawa. Both his parents died when he was young.The eminent monk Faji in the monastery saw that he had a withdrawn personality and flexible hands and feet, and he was born as a poor child, so he accepted him as an apprentice.Eight-year-old Sato Yasaku started to sleep at midnight and practiced martial arts with his master for eight years, and mastered a set of peerless Vajra Fist.The master was happy, looking at this poor baby with a gratifying smile, thinking that he had someone to succeed him, but this Sato Yasaku was stubborn, his bad habits were hard to change, he was narrow-minded and vicious, and he was very lustful and greedy for women. When he was 15 years old, he often hooked up with women outside the temple, flirted with each other, and sometimes even went to the wild ravines for sex.However, all the women who have had an affair with him will die of anger in a short time, and the longest one will not live for ten days and a half months.A family member searched for his roots and asked him if he came to the monastery. At first, he denied it in every possible way and never admitted it. But after many people found him, the master also felt that this was strange. How could a 15-year-old boy give someone to him for no reason? Fuck it?After searching for the reason in many ways, there is no result.One day the master was standing on the pavilion on the second floor behind the temple, and saw Sato Hachisaku urinating towards himself in the vegetable field of the temple from a distance.His thing was a foot long, thick and big, like a little donkey!

Master saw this and understood everything. He knew that this person must be the root of trouble in the future. The monastery is a quiet place and no one with ulterior motives can be tolerated.Then he said:

"You go, the farther you go, the better. If you cause trouble in the future, you must not tell my name and dharma name, and don't tell me the name of the temple, otherwise, no matter if you are a teacher far away, I will Go and cleanse yourself for the Buddha."

Sato Hachisaku kowtowed to his master and said:

"I would like to obey the teacher's order, the child will go by himself!"

Since then, Sato has wandered all over the world and made his home. Relying on his superb and peerless martial arts, he has never suffered from starvation.On this day, he wandered to the seashore, and suddenly saw a big ship about to lift anchor and go out to sea.Also driven by curiosity, he couldn't help asking where the captain was going, could he also take a boat trip, look around and enjoy the overseas scenery?The captain looked him up and down and asked:

"Do you know martial arts?"

"Joke, I only count on my kung fu to eat!" Sato replied bluntly.

The owner of the ship was overjoyed, there was a shortage of manpower, so he picked up someone who knew martial arts on the way, and he was always a helper anyway, so why not?After negotiating the conditions, just eat and live, and not pay wages, Sato agreed, and immediately boarded the ship and went to sea.

The big ship sailed for five days and nights before it dropped anchor near a small island.The big boat was replaced by a small boat, and the owner said that everyone should go ashore to rest for three days before setting off.Although the island is small, it has everything you need. Several huts are scattered in the bamboo forest under the hillside. There are many pots, pans, rice noodles, vegetables, beds and beddings in the houses.

After three days on the island, this group of people took a small boat for a long time before they landed on the shore.Before getting off the boat, the owner of the boat has explained that if you can't speak, don't open your mouth, so as not to cause trouble.Sato didn't know what the captain's intention was, and thought to himself, except for the dumb, who can't speak?Only when I got to the shore did I know that the local residents couldn't understand a single word when they spoke.The owner of the ship explained to everyone again that they went ashore to do their own business, and moved everything they could move.In case of accident, it is necessary to escape, not to conflict with the other party, let someone beat him to death, and accept his fate.And it is said that they must gather in place before dark, and they will not wait when it is out of date.After the captain said, everyone dispersed.

Sato is a young child, and this is the first time he has done such a business without capital.He didn't know how his buddies did business, and he didn't tell him when he asked them.

For three days in a row, every day.Sato followed these people out early and back late. They all returned with big bags and small bags, but he got nothing.Reluctantly, he had the cheek to ask his colleagues, someone leaked the secret and told him:

"In our line of business, to put it bluntly, they are a group of high-end beggars. First they ask for what they want, and if they don't give it, they don't want to leave. If there is no one in this family, then that's good. They go in and steal."

"They don't understand what we're talking about?" Sato wondered.

"Pretend to be dumb!"

It was only later that Sato found out that this group of people were all masters.Stealing and stealing, cheating, fortune-telling by drawing lots, burglary, defrauding and raping women, etc. have their own tricks.Picking a random stone from a small island in the far sea can be exchanged for a bag of rice here.

No wonder they change places every day?Sato thought.

Ten years later, Sato bought the big ship and became its owner.Another ten years later, the emperor knew his reputation, summoned him in person, gave him the title of general, and ordered him to sneak into that fertile, beautiful and rich land and wait for the opportunity to act.

The emperor said: China is a big piece of fat, Japan is a nest of ants, if the ants want to move this piece of fat home at once, it is absolutely impossible, we must persevere and carry forward the spirit of ants moving Mount Tai.Therefore, after you arrive there, you will be a stronghold for us to set up there. To gain their trust, you must be prepared for a long-term battle, one year, two years, ten years, eight years, or even a lifetime...

It is such an honor to be a robber and become famous in one fell swoop, be favored by the royal family, and become a general!This is also unexpected by Sato Yasaku, he never dreamed that there would be such a day.

At this time, Sato was already an authentic Chinese speaker, not only familiar with northern Chinese, but also Cantonese, Hakka, Hokkien, Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and so on.

The Oriental monster lurks in Panjiaxuzi, a small town outside Haizhou City, in the name of teaching art.Old man Du is hospitable, and Xiaoguan Du is eager to seek a teacher, this hits the old monster's arms.Teaching martial arts is just a false name. It is impossible for him to easily show people the essence and skills of Japanese martial arts, but of course he can't fool people without showing some real skills.Fortunately, the members of the Du family have never seen a master craftsman, and they only know a little bit about martial arts. The old monster only used [-]% of his skills to dress Du Xiaoguan as the number one martial arts wizard in the local area.

In all honesty, Du Zi and his son treated him well, but the old monster had a heavy responsibility on his shoulders, and the emperor's grace made him take root in a certain place, buy people's hearts, snare minions, and one day cooperate with large troops to attack the city and plunder the land , seized the country of the Chinese people.Therefore, it is impossible to die of old age in Panjiaweizi. No matter how long he lives here, it is not his place to settle down. He wants to serve the royal family and make a career in the Great Wa Kingdom!

Everything went well for the old monster in Panjiaxuzi, the only thing he didn't like was that he didn't meet a woman he liked.It's not a matter of appearance and figure, but mainly because it's too small to do things like that.It's okay to just grin your teeth when doing things, just bear it for a while, but from time to time you lose people's lives, which becomes a big trouble.The old monster doesn't care about the lives of the Chinese people, it's better if they die more!Who made their population so prosperous?The problem is that this method of death is inappropriate, as time goes by, it will definitely arouse suspicion and be expelled. Isn't his great cause of revitalizing the Japanese in vain?Big things and small things are all things. Although he is middle-aged, his body is still quite strong, and things about men and women must never be neglected.

The apprentice and his in-laws (that's what he and Old Man Du called each other) were all worried about him, but this matter had to be done secretly, and they couldn't inquire about it with drums and gongs. The things were hidden in his crotch, who could easily see them?

In the afternoon, I heard that a group of people got married and passed by, and they couldn't find a toilet. The bride touched the courtyard and was seen by a concubine of the apprentice. , blond hair and blue eyes, looks like a foreigner, how can people from the Central Plains be like that?

Du Shuisheng was afraid of missing his master's good deed, so he didn't dare to neglect, and immediately reported to the old monster Dongyang.The old monster pondered for a while, and said:

"Teacher, the bride is of course the best, I'm afraid she's still a virgin! But it's not too late. After tonight, the uncooked rice will be cooked by others. At that time, Master will lose all the freshness. What a pity!"

Du Shuisheng said: "Master, don't worry. In order to honor your old man, I will definitely settle this matter. According to the people below, it seems that those people came from other places and seemed to pass by here. Just now Zhuang Ding replied, They've pitched their tents for the night."

The old monster said: "No matter what, if he is willing to let go, he will be able to give them more money. If they don't agree, they will rob his mother. Are you afraid that they will fail?"

Du Shuisheng said anxiously: "Master, this matter is wrong. We Chinese have a bad problem. No matter how poor the family is, we can't sell a new daughter-in-law. Selling it for money is not feasible. If we rob it, but there are many of them, I don't know if we can beat them or not." Pass?"

"Bage Yalu!" The old monster couldn't help cursing, he took it easy, sighed and said, "Forget it, don't worry about this matter, Master will go alone tonight. You give me a place near where they live Arrange a small sedan chair, and I will carry them back after I get it. In addition, arrange a few more people to prevent them from chasing, and tell your Zhuang Ding to stop one and kill the other, so that no one will be left alive."