Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch was still thinking about something in the death row when he suddenly heard someone shouting: "The imperial decree has arrived, Marshal Pan You'an please listen to the announcement!"

The little eunuch knew it was done.Since noon yesterday, let alone the celebration banquet, he has not touched his teeth for a whole day, and he is so hungry, his lips are blistered, and his mouth is so dry and uncomfortable.Although he suffered a little bit, he also realized a truth, that being with the king is like being with a tiger, and the court is like a wolf's den, and there is a possibility of losing his head at any time.If you want your head to be as stable as Mount Tai, you must create your own world.Because of this play, he also understood that all this was caused by the old man named Wang Chengxiang.On the surface, Prime Minister Wang didn't come for him, but invisibly he made him a scapegoat for a while.In the future, if he could gain a foothold in the court and keep his head from the ground, he would either seek refuge with Prime Minister Wang or pull up his own team.It would definitely be impossible to seek refuge with Prime Minister Wang, he would not be taken seriously as a little boy and an ignorant eunuch.The only way to fight against those surnamed Wang is to have strength and backing.Who is the backer? Of course, there is only the Queen Mother. If the Queen Mother is not found, he will still be a dead end.

Because of the urgency, the little eunuch had to sit in the sedan chair to eat.The bearers who carried the sedan chair were rushed away like flying, the little eunuch was only half full, and the sedan chair had already reached the top of the city.

Wang Shugui's attitude today was completely different from yesterday's. First he bowed his hands to the big sedan chair, and then said with a smile:

"Pan Shuai, look at the troops you brought with you. They are all poor. What can you say? If I entered the city with you yesterday, I would not have the same things as today, and you will be spared from prison. Commander , I'm all thinking about the court, you won't blame me, will you?"

Pan You'an sneered and said, "Yes, today's business is gone, but my head has something to do."

"Where is that, how could it be?" Prime Minister Wang said with an embarrassed smile.

The little emperor saw the little eunuch from afar, and shouted loudly: "Brother Huang, come quickly, Brother Huang has something to tell you!"

The little eunuch walked over angrily, this time he didn't kowtow.

The little emperor said: "Hurry up and call your people into the city, they will listen to you. I am afraid of the noise."

"It's okay for the army to enter the city, but the emperor wants to obey me in three things." The little eunuch said.

"Let's go ahead, I'll just follow you. Which one of us brothers will be with whom?" The little emperor is employing people, and he understands this truth.

"First, don't deprive me of my military power."

"All right, isn't he a generalissimo!" The little emperor was very generous.

"The second is to appoint me as Minister of the Ministry of War."

"Alright, after my grandfather retires, this seat is still vacant!"

"Third, don't kill me casually."

"This is easy. If I don't say anything, who would dare to touch your finger?"

"That won't work. There is no evidence for words. There must be real things."

After groping for a long time, the little emperor took out a dagger that he didn't know what to use from his waist, and said, "This is for you, let's call it Shangfang Xiaodao. Whoever wants to kill you in the future, you should stab him twice first."

The little eunuch is done and knows that he is now worry-free.Then he stepped forward to take the dagger in the emperor's hand, kowtowed on the ground, and shouted long live.He got up and walked to the arrow crenel at the top of the city, and shouted loudly:

"The two generals Tong Shixian and Tong Shilu listened to the order, passed on my words, and ordered the three armies to regroup and enter the city through the triumphal arch!"

"What about the 20 taels of silver, half a bolt of cloth, a jug of wine, and ten catties of meat that the commander promised us?" A soldier shouted from the bottom of the city.

Pan Youan said: "What you say means what you say, double it."

There was cheers in the city.

Wang Shigui was beside him, he was shaking with fright just now, but now he was trembling with anger, he didn't expect that a good show would be disturbed by this humble little eunuch.

The little eunuch was not in a hurry to enter the palace, he took leave from the emperor for a few days, saying he was going home to visit his relatives, but he didn't know where he went.

That day, after Tong Biyu got out of the monastery and got on the phoenix chariot, as soon as she sat down, she heard a "hu tom" and fell into a deep pit.When she woke up, probably at night, she caught a glimpse of the stars in the sky.Faintly, she saw someone digging a hole again.She began to wonder: Didn't she fall into the pit, why did she have to dig a pit for these things.It took me a long time to identify it before I figured it out. Now she is not in the pit but lying on the ground. Isn't there a sky full of stars in front of her eyes?She began to analyze and judge what happened that day: She is a queen mother, rich in the world, and the current emperor is her son, how could the mother of the queen mother fall to such a state, who dares to touch her mind?After thinking about it, she finally realized that there must be a treacherous official in the court, and she was murdered right after her father was dismissed.The son, the emperor, was extremely dull. If she left, the world would change her surname.She turned her head to look around, and saw shadows flickering around, there were vaguely a few warriors with spears and halberds, and two or three people nearby were desperately digging a deep pit.She couldn't help thinking to herself: her time has come.What she couldn't understand was that she was a woman who followed the rules, only acted in the harem, and never interfered in the government affairs. Who was so cruel and insisted on putting her to death?After pondering for a long time, I couldn't figure out what happened.Suddenly a figure appeared in front of her. This person was none other than her daughter-in-law--Empress Wang Shimei.Because of her support in the harem, the queen didn't do much.But the son was too disappointing, according to the maids, he couldn't even do that.Could it be that the queen secretly sent someone to tamper with her dissatisfaction?She is incompetent, but she has a father who is the chief assistant in court!Tong Biyu believed that Wang Shimei, a dead girl, must be playing tricks.But here and now, what's the use of being her?She is a dying person, knowing it is useless.

Before long, the pit has been dug.The person who dug the pit dropped the shovel and pick and the like, and came over to lift her body.Tong Biyu hurriedly closed her eyes, and let them lift her arms and legs, but she remained silent.

"Looks like he's dead," said one.

"Impossible, why is the body of the dead still so soft?" Another person retorted.

"It's fine if you die, and you won't be punished if you die."

"It's not the same. When the soil is buried later, what do you know?"

"Once the empress dowager was among the dragons and phoenixes, is this the end?"

"Hey, what can we do? If we don't follow our orders, don't you and I have to die?"

"We're not just like ants."

"Brother, you have tidied up the jewelry on the Empress Dowager's head. The Prime Minister will inspect the goods later!"

"It's okay, don't worry, it's all here!" The speaker patted a certain part of his body.

Several people were talking, they had just carried Tong Biyu into the pit and were about to shovel soil into it.Suddenly there was a heart-piercing howl, and the long cry continued, especially in this empty and uninhabited barren mountains and mountains.Seeing this, one person shouted urgently:

"Brothers, run, the wolves are coming!"

"People haven't been buried yet!"

"Bury what? Isn't it the same as being buried if the wolf eats it?"