Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch knew that he had to eat a few bowls of dry rice, and without the protection of the queen mother, it would be difficult for him to get along in the palace.Besides, how could he forget the empress dowager's mother-like affection for him?Although the queen mother is about 30 years older than him, Li Longji is more than [-] years older than Yang Yuhuan, isn't she still "willing to be a lovebird in the sky and a twig in the earth"?With the change of age and time, the empress dowager's love for him has gradually been replaced by sister-brother love and mother-child love.The queen mother doted on him, loved him, and cared for him, but she didn't let his temperament develop, and his homework and martial arts were not delayed for a day.Among the [-] women in the harem, he is the only "horse" that can be bred. However, the queen mother does not allow him to indulge in sex and misbehavior, flirting with flowers and butterflies. This is not only because of jealousy, but mainly because of his body. Still young.Also, if the Empress Dowager hadn't gone to the Biyun Temple dozens of miles away to worship Buddha and chant scriptures to pray for his safety for him who was fighting on the battlefield, surely he would not have been framed by villains.The little eunuch secretly swore that he would never enter the palace if he could not find the queen mother, and would never return to the court to be an official.That stupid emperor's elder brother probably wouldn't think about him so much that he couldn't sleep at night, and besides, the emperor's life would not be in danger, and the [-] soldiers under Bianguan master Meng Lang were enough to deter the mighty old thief Wang Shugui.Besides, the master is not the father-in-law, who can be swindled back to the court with a few gold medals.

However, the sky and the earth are vast, and there are thousands of miles of fertile fields. If you look around, there is a vast sea of ​​people. Where can you find someone?Although the Empress Dowager is a very important figure in the palace, being thrown into the sea of ​​people is like dropping water into a river.Besides, I don't know whether she is dead or alive, as if the world has evaporated, there is no clue at all.Of course, there is a shortcut, look for Wang Shugui, and you can find out as soon as you ask, but will they tell him?Not to mention the extermination of the Nine Clans, even if the thief stole other people's things, he wouldn't talk about it even if he was beaten to death.After thinking about it, the little eunuch decided to go back to the source and go to Biyun Temple for field investigation.

The abbot of Biyu Temple, Zen Monk and the Great Master, glanced up and down at the little eunuch, then shook his head and said silently: "The almsgiver invites you."

The little eunuch also clasped his hands together, and said respectfully, "Master, please. Dare I ask Master, what are the signs before and after the Empress Dowager came to your monastery to offer incense?"

"A poor monk is a monk who doesn't care about the affairs of the world, so please don't ask about it, Amitabha."

"Saving someone's life is like building a seven-level pagoda. This is also the first Buddhist idea. How can the master reject me thousands of miles away today? Is it possible that he will die and not save him? Besides, since the queen mother made a wish by offering incense, she must fulfill her wish in the future. The queen mother is rich in the world, and the mage If you can help her once, how can you treat your temple badly?" The little eunuch is not an easy-going lamp, he can be dismissed with a few words.

The old monk was at a loss for words, and after a short pause, the Zen monk said: "The empress dowager is as blessed as heaven, and it is the honor of the small temple to visit the temple. Monks are not greedy for money. How much the empress dowager donates is the merit of the empress dowager. Since the donor has a heart People, the old monk might as well just say a few more words. After leaving the mountain gate, go east two hundred miles and there is a mountain called "Langya Valley". Donor may as well go there to try your luck."

The little eunuch thanked the old mage and was about to leave when the mage suddenly said, "Hold on, almsgiver!"

"What else does the archmage have to teach?"

"The old monk thinks that the benefactor is full of righteousness and shrouded in auspicious clouds, and there will be some good luck in the future. Before leaving, the poor monk has a prophecy with eight characters. You can remember it in your heart."

The little eunuch bowed deeply and said, "Respectfully ask the mage to give me some guidance."

"There is no end to the heart, and the torrent retreats bravely."

The little eunuch was puzzled, and when he wanted to ask again, the old monk had already turned around and retreated.

The little eunuch left the monastery, and rode his horse straight to Langya Valley in the direction pointed out by the old monk.The journey of two hundred miles, the little eunuch's horse is a good BMW horse, which is fast and fast, at most it will take more than an hour, and it will be there in a flash.

Langya Valley, as the name suggests, is well-deserved, facing mountains on three sides and ditch on one side.The mountain is dangerous, with canine teeth intertwined, as if there are countless giant wolves opening their mouths, exposing their sharp teeth, looking up at the sky and howling.Not to mention the treacherous mountain, there is a big ditch, steep slopes and narrow roads, and there are towering trees that block out the sun.I don't hear the fragrance of birds and flowers, but I can see the wind blowing, as if there are countless eyes in the depths of the dense forest, staring at the passers-by.It was daytime, and yet it was frightening and chilling.If it's the dead of night, I don't know what to do?

The little eunuch was hesitating, when suddenly there was a series of long howls in the jungle, wolves were not like wolves, tigers were not like tigers, just like ghosts and monsters.The little eunuch suddenly panicked, looked around, and searched carefully to see what appeared.Fortunately, he is a general who has gone through a lot of battles, otherwise he would have been scared to death.

Immediately afterwards, after another "whistle", a group of "men and horses" flashed out of the bushes, dressed in rags and barely covering their bodies.The leader is a man with a black face, green face and fangs, and a very ferocious face.Riding a blue and white mule, holding mace's teeth, he saw the little eunuch and shouted loudly:

"Hey, I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree. If you want to live on from now on, keep the money from the road! If you are sensible, leave the money from the horse, and leave with your ass. If you don't know the fun, take your life!"

The little eunuch calmed down, took a closer look, and shouted that this person had a few traces of charcoal powder falling off his face, and his teeth were exposed, which was by no means comparable to human teeth. This person was clearly wearing makeup.He thought that anyone who pretends to be a ghost must not have much real ability.The seven or eight "following go-getters" under his command are also emaciated, with disheveled faces, most of which are caused by malnutrition.

"Money or life, decide quickly?" The leader couldn't wait anymore, shaking the bamboo tree in his hand and shouted.

The little eunuch thought to himself: If you want to fight, these people must not be opponents.I'm not afraid that I won't be able to beat them, but I'm afraid that they will run away and hide in the mountains and forests.After thinking about it this way, he decided to adopt the strategy of slowing down the army, only using his mouth and not using his hands.So say:

"Your Majesty, Xiaosheng is a businessman with tens of thousands of wealth. He opened a restaurant in the capital, and his business is booming. Xiaosheng thought that he was well, so he couldn't forget the fundamentals, so he went back to his hometown last time to pick up his wife to enjoy the blessings with me. He didn't want to go halfway I met gangsters who took my mother away. The leader of the gangsters was captured by my men the day before yesterday. After I persuaded him repeatedly and promised not to take his life, he told the truth that my mother was hidden here. In the mountain, he can't remember the exact location. So, I entered the mountain alone, and it is fate to meet you. If you know my mother's whereabouts, I would like to share half of the family property with you heroes, and let everyone follow me Let's go to the city together to enjoy the blessings. Everything I said is true, and if I make a mistake, it will be the same as this gun."

After finishing speaking, the little eunuch straddled the silver gun shaft, carried it on his knees, and snapped it into two parts with a "click".

When the bandits heard what the little eunuch said, they immediately caused a commotion.The thieves didn't see what the thieves said, so naturally they didn't dare to express their opinions without authorization, they just whispered.From their whispers, the little eunuch had vaguely learned that the Queen Mother was in their hands.