Merry Eunuch Lang

Fat Shan originally thought that the little eunuch stood up in the middle of the field and competed with him to do his own work. He was happy, but his face was expressionless. He was also afraid that the little eunuch would change his mind. Isn't it going to take a lot of effort and suffer from the old nose?Yamamoto clasped his hands together and gave the little eunuch a respectful salute, mumbled something in his mouth.Then he grabbed the little eunuch's shoulders with a cat waist, and the little eunuch finally understood why a piece of Zhu Linzong's flesh was torn off just now.Fat people usually have thick fleshy hands, so they won't scratch easily, but this naughty Yamamoto wears a hand tie, with a few steel thorns hidden in the palm of his hand.The little eunuch knew that it would be okay to let him pierce it a few times, but if it was to be torn apart, the loss would be great.

The little eunuch still stood still, Fat Shan thought it was a trick, he let go of his hands and bent over to hug the little eunuch's waist, then he yelled "Yo Xi", trying to lift the little eunuch up.However, after he groaned for a long time, the little eunuch didn't move at all, Fat Yamamoto felt that something was wrong, this small man weighed more than 100 jin at most, how could he not be able to hold a person who weighed more than 100 jin when he was so powerful?What a fucking ghost!

This trick of the little eunuch is called Dinghaishen Acupuncture, also known as Spirit Monkey Sucking Ground.Relying on his strength alone to compete with Fat Yamamoto, it will undoubtedly be like hitting a stone with an egg.That's why he brought out the bottom-of-the-box stuff he learned from his master.It just so happened that Wang Youfu laid out seven-inch-thick wooden boards. If it was a floor or something else, it wouldn't work even if it didn't slip.The new wooden plank is grounded, and the little eunuch wears thin-soled soft shoes. He lifts the qi of his dantian and moves down hard, and the body and the ground are immediately connected. Lift the earth up?At that time, Li Yuanba hated the sky and the earth without a ring, and wanted to lift up the sky and lift the earth, but he didn't expect that he beat himself to death in the end (after all, he died at the hands of the sky and the earth).

At this moment, the crowd watching the excitement under the stage and all around realized that this seemingly inconspicuous handsome young man was a strong fighter among wrestlers, and when he stood there, he let the big Japanese man shake a tree like an old cow Generally exasperated and helpless.Everyone immediately became interested, and watched the wonderful comparison between the big bull and the bull-nosed bullfighter with wide eyes, held their breath, and watched with gusto.

However, the little eunuch's unique skill can't be delayed for too long, otherwise, once he loses his temper, it's not a joke for Fatty Yamamoto to find out the truth.Although Yamamoto has become a skill of the poor and at the end of his strength, weird people have a strange temper, and they often admit death, the more impossible they are, the more they have to do it, and they must be stubborn to the end even if they die.He put all his energy into feeding, pushing, pulling, pulling, carrying, pushing, and exhausted all kinds of moves. The little eunuch couldn't support it at first, because his exercises were time-limited.Suddenly he had an idea, stretched out his hand and scratched Yamamoto's itch, Yamamoto didn't expect to have such a move in the competition, he himself was afraid of this, he couldn't help laughing, and when he loosened his hands, he made a buttock.

Although the big fat man was sitting on the ground, he didn't hurt his flesh, and when he turned over, he wanted to get up and fight the little eunuch again.

How could the little eunuch give him such a chance?

The empty city plan can only be sung for a while, and the little eunuch's floor suction method can only be used once during this period of time. Once the fat man gets up, it will be a big trouble.It seems to be very difficult to prevent him from getting up, so let him suffer before he gets up!After thinking about it, the little eunuch took a stride and flew behind Yamamoto. Yamamoto was sitting just now, and ordinary fat people can't get up while sitting. For him, the carp standing upright is beyond the sky.He had just put his posture in place, and when he was about to bend over and get up with his hands on the ground, the little eunuch grabbed his little hairpin from the back of his head.

Fatty Yamamoto was in pain, covered his head with his hands, and screamed strangely.The little eunuch is too greedy, if he pulls too much at once, it will get twice the result with half the effort.In his haste and wit, he changed his method and only cut a small strand at a time. The fat man's hairpins were scattered, and his hair was pulled out one by one, and it suddenly became a black and red flower head.

Someone in the audience shouted: "It would be better to drag this stinky pirate into a bald man!"

"Hit him!"

"To kill him!"

Chief Supervisor Wu Gong was in a hurry, protesting and cursing, after several rounds of negotiations, the temporary referee stepped in to stop him and said:

"Party A proposes that this is against the rules, please use another method!"

The referee is a Chinese, and Wang Youfu is traitorous, so the referee does not necessarily follow him as a traitor.The problem is that this temporary referee also thinks this method is indecent, even if he pulls all the fat man's hair off, he will not accept it, besides, there has been no such style of play in the ring since ancient times, the little eunuch is just playing tricks to take advantage of it, so The official business came forward and asked the two of them to come back in another way.

The two stood up again.Fatty Yamamoto's head and face were covered with blood. Fortunately, his hair was not responsible for too important an attack mission. The pain was a bit of a pain, but it did not affect his combat effectiveness.After being humiliated by this, Yamamoto looked even more like a furious beast. He looked for the best position and timing to attack while pulling himself together. This time, he would never let this little Chinese man have another chance to take advantage of his loopholes.

The audience in the audience and the surrounding crowd had just breathed a sigh of relief, and this time they raised their hearts to their throats again.

The little eunuch has not yet recovered, so he cannot repeat the same trick.He started playing the old trick of hide-and-seek with Yamamoto. In order not to let Yamamoto catch him, he couldn't get close to Yamamoto himself.

All of a sudden, the little eunuch climbed to the top with a kite, jumped up, and soared into the air. This move in the boxing book is called "Rat Peng Spreading Wings".Before Fatty Yamamoto could recall, the little eunuch was already standing high on his shoulders, and then raised his right foot and kicked lightly with his heel, Yamamoto got a tip on the face.With the help of Yamamoto's limbs, the little eunuch turned over and fell to the ground, with his feet hanging in the air and hooked around Yamamoto's neck.

When did Yamamoto see such an unreasonable arena fight?Sumo wrestling is two-person sumo, and the eagle catches the chicken.However, when Xiucai met Bing, he couldn't explain why. It was impossible for him to explain sumo knowledge and fighting essentials to the young eunuch at this time.While swearing, he turned around clumsily, trying to shake the little eunuch down.

The little eunuch turned upside down and Fat Yamamoto back to back, bent up sharply, grabbed his trouser waist with one hand, and tore off his belt with the other.

Among the spectators, there were a few female guests who couldn't help but "Oh" when they saw this, and turned their faces away hastily.It is one thing to want to see it or not to see it, but another thing to dare to see it or not to see it.In broad daylight, it's really indecent for a gentleman to be exposed like that.Although China and foreign countries are different, there are differences between men and women. Such things are not good for exhibitions.

The little eunuch didn't untie Yamamoto's belt, but put a hand in from behind his buttocks.

I don't know what the little eunuch did in Yamamoto's crotch, but he heard Yamamoto's scream like killing a pig in an instant, his face changed suddenly, he was sweating like rain, he couldn't help covering his lower body with his hands, and fell to the ground.