Merry Eunuch Lang

Tianshanxue, Yin Tianxue, and Xuelihong, three young people with good martial arts, can't stay at home after the war, and have never been to the coastal areas. Seeing their hearts burning, they begged their husbands to take them to Haicheng for a good place to go Going around, if there are some good things to buy by the way, take them back to Beijing, the little eunuch shirks and says:

"The three of you put on your makeup and go first. If there is anything new to tell me, I will definitely go with you that day."

The three were helpless, knowing their husband's temper, sighed and made a face, so they had to prepare to go.

Tian Shanxue and Yin Tianxue didn't need major plastic surgery. Xueli's red hair was too eye-catching, so she had to wear a turban, and her eyebrows were dyed black with ink pen.The three dressed up as village girls, carried some silver in their baskets, and without any entourage, staggered into the city and walked into the bustling urban area.

A village girl is a village girl, such a bright fairy girl appeared at the same time, in a remote place in Haicheng, where has anyone seen it?As soon as they appeared, they attracted many spectators.At first, it was just to look back, but gradually there were more and more curious people, and everyone followed to watch the excitement, and after a while, a lot of people gathered together in an instant, and a small "team" was quickly assembled.

In the city, there was a boy from a poor family whose surname was Niu, and his name was Niu Baoguo. Because he was the second son, everyone said it easily, or he had seen a lot of Water Margin, so he was also given the title of "Niu Er".Compared with the other Niu Er, this Niu Er has the same name, and his virtues are also generally the same. I am afraid that the blue is better than the blue!However, Rompy is only limited to Rompy, eating and drinking is just a small advantage, nothing big, how many drops of blood can a grasshopper get if he kills it?

Wherever there is excitement and beauty, there will be the scene of Niu Er.Niu Er's family lived in the city, and that day he was sleeping in his room, when he heard the hustle and bustle in the market, he peeled off the window paper and looked out: hey, San Xiangu's beauty came into his eyes.Although Xiangu was born good-looking, she was dressed like a countryman. Niu Er thought about it for a while, and felt that the opportunity was not lost, so he took advantage of the opportunity to tease her first, maybe he could get some cheap money, at least there would be no big loss. Today, I will open the market with these three pretty ladies.

Niu Er's clothes were simple, he put on a ragged sweater in twos and twos, found an old hemp rope to tie his belt, pulled on the straw sandals and broke through the door.

Niu Er looked at the popular crowd separately, and shouted while running wildly:

"Three ladies, please stay behind!"

Tian Shanxue and the others looked back, and saw that he was an extremely ugly man with various spots on his face. He hadn't washed his face for a few days. The shoulders are still exposed.The walking posture is swaying here and there, and it seems that it is not a normal product.The three women wanted to ignore him, but they didn't want him to underestimate him, so they stood still, put on a pose, and said coldly:

"What will the strong man do?" It was Yin Tianxue who spoke, and her northern dialect was relatively authentic.

"Where does the lady come from, which fairy mountain cave is it, why does she look so strange?" Niu Er said with a smile on his face.

"Which mountain or cave is in the way of you? Don't we sisters go to the city to buy something without your permission?" It was still Yin Tianxue who spoke.

"That's not necessary!" Niu Er said with a grin, "Since the three fairies came to visit my small town, Niu originally wanted to do his best to be a landlord, but he was so shy, what should I do?"

"Then stop farting, my aunt is not free, so I won't accompany you!"

"Such a beautiful girl, why are you talking so rudely? Aren't you afraid of losing your status?" Niu Er challenged, "If the uncle didn't see that you are foreigners, you would have sent you to the government for questioning!"

"Oh, this is new." Tian Shanxue couldn't help but interjected and asked, "We will be sent to the government when we go to the city to have a look. Could it be that your family opened this government?"

"It's not my family that opened the government office, but Governor Wang Youfu, General Wang, and us are kowtowing brothers. Do you know who you are talking to this time?" Niu Er patted his chest and said without shame.

"Didn't the person surnamed Wang be arrested the day before yesterday for communicating with the Japanese?" Xue Lihong said. As mentioned earlier, she also speaks Chinese quite well.

"Hey, you guys are quite well-informed!" Niu Er was not flustered when he was exposed, and changed his words, "We ordinary people don't care about the affairs of the government, it seems that you don't look like locals, since you are guests from afar, my lord I don't make it difficult for you anymore, how about finding a place for the three of you to have a cup of tea with me?"

Tian Shanxue was very hot-tempered, and secretly guessed in his heart, this dog and man are afraid that they will die today.

Yin Tianxue had the virtue of living in his heart, and didn't want to kill people in the market, so he suppressed the bad breath and persuaded:

"Hero, we met by chance. We are strangers. We have no grievances or enmities. Why don't we walk halfway on each side of the road?"

"So what if you don't leave? You three bitches can bite off my ball!" Niu Er said, scratching his neck.

Tian Shanxue was about to step forward, but was pulled by Yin Tianxue. Yin Xueer took out a piece of ten taels of silver from the basket, threw it to Niu Er, and said:

"Strong man, little girl is new here and doesn't know the rules of Guibao Land, so go buy a bowl of wine!"

Niu Er took the money, weighed it, carefully checked the quality, and said joyfully:

"What are you afraid of with such a big piece of silver? Let's go, girls, I'll treat you to my brother today, Fuchunjiang Restaurant, what do you say you want to eat? If it's not enough, I'll fill it up for you."

"We still have something to do, you go!" said one of the three women.

"Hey, are you really shameless? You didn't inquire about Uncle Niu's name, so you bought him for ten taels of silver? Choose one of you and accompany Uncle Niu to my hut for a while, Then I will let you go." Niu Er said with a downcast.

"Slap!" With a loud sound, Niu Er suddenly felt dizzy, and he didn't even see which of the three fairies made the slap.

Hundreds of spectators had already gathered around, a few bloody men wanted to help but they were not Niu Er's opponent, seeing that one of the three fairies beat Niu Er, everyone cheered loudly.

Niu Er covered his face with one hand and yelled loudly: "Good fight! Don't leave if you have the guts."

Having said that, Niu Er separated from the crowd, went to a butcher's shop and snatched a butcher's knife, held it in his hand, and rushed into the middle of the circle again.Before Niu Er's knife could be raised, Yin Tianxue lifted his foot and tapped lightly, the kitchen knife flew three feet away, and when it landed, Xueli kicked it again, the knife was impartial, and went straight to the ground with a "chuckle". Niu Er flew above his head, and when the knife head landed, Niu Er's scarf wrapped in a lock of hair floated in the air.

The bystanders applauded again, and people knew that Niu Er had met an expert.

If Niu Er knew the current affairs at this time, knelt down and kowtowed, and said a kind word, maybe he could save his life.However, this person has always been used to being king and domineering. Relying on his own skills, he thought that he was more than enough to deal with the three women.Niu Er picked up the steel knife for killing pigs from the ground, held the knife in his hand, his eyes were red, and rushed fiercely.If the three women don't fight back at this time, they will be underestimated.They gave each other a wink, and quickly dodged to the side. Niu Erli rushed into the air, staggered a few steps, turned around and fought again.Tianshanxue let out a soft cry and said:

"Two sisters, take a step back and wait until I kill this fellow!"