Merry Eunuch Lang

Hu San looked back at the little eunuch's dejected and frowning face, and couldn't help but think to himself: What a man of honor the elder brother is, in the wind and rain, in the mud and fire, what kind of tribulations have he not gone through?What kind of formation haven't you seen?But now that he is so anxious about his wife's affairs, it can be seen that the ancients are right, it is true that children love each other and heroes are short-tempered!

The little eunuch had more than a dozen wives, how could Hu San know all of them, but Hu Fenxian's man, Hu San, couldn't be more clear.At the beginning of this marriage, he, Hu Sandu, was once a legitimate matchmaker!Wang Youfu unconsciously revealed a few words that Hu Nu said, and the little eunuch immediately concluded that it was Hu Fenxian, so there was indeed some background for what he said, how many people are there in the court?But she is a bearded girl again?Hu San approached and persuaded:

"Brother, don't take it too seriously, it's not sure if it's true or not."

The little eunuch shook his hand and said: "Brother, don't try to persuade me, I have already concluded that it is your sister-in-law Fenxian."

Hu San nodded and said: "It's up to people to plan things, but it's up to God to make things happen. It's useless for us to rush here. If it's really Sister-in-Law Fenxian, there are two possibilities, one is that she has been sent to the Wa country, the other is that she is still on the island. We shall do our best to save it, as for the success or failure, it depends on the face of God."

The little eunuch said: "Brother is right, I can figure it out, and now we can only do our best! However, for the present, the lotus leaf island is in the middle of the ocean, and we are landlubbing across the river. , with a black eye, how did you get there?"

Hu Sandao: "I also thought about it. It is almost impossible to row a boat to the island by force. The pirates are different from the ordinary people before. They must have taken precautions. Since this cave is a natural barrier, it is easy to defend and difficult to attack. Let's go through the cave. They Seeing one kill another, even 1 of us will become their ghosts."

"Then what is the brother's plan?" The little eunuch was in a state of confusion, and he had nothing to do.

Hu San said: "The only way is to find another way."

"Didn't you hear Wang Youfu say that there are cliffs all around, and there is no second way to go to the island?"

"That's it, brother, have you forgotten the story of burning Yecheng?"

The little eunuch suddenly realized: "A major event was almost ruined. With Zhang Facun and Huang Ren, two skilled craftsmen flying over the walls, are you afraid that there will be a Huoyan Mountain that we can't get through?"

Hu San shook his head and said, "Brother, don't worry, I know the skills of the two of them very well, the key is that the cliff is not a city wall, and their dragon and tiger claws have nowhere to claw, isn't it useless?"

"What should I do?" the little eunuch asked anxiously.

Hu San calmly said: "I've been thinking about this just now, if you ask about the road to the mountain, first find a woodcutter."

The little eunuch urged: "Brother, hurry up and stop beating around the bush. You know I am impatient."

Hu San sneered: "Brother is really worthless, a sister-in-law will rush you like that, not to mention there are many more!"

The little eunuch vowed: "All my wives are my life, like ten fingers connected to a heart. Each of them has a wonderful story when they met me. If one of them is missing, it will be a broken finger, which will increase my life." A lifetime of pain, this life will be boring, and life will not be very meaningful. Besides, what kind of face does a big man have to live in the world if he can't even keep his wife?"

Hu San was infected, and praised: "Brother loves the new and never tires of the old, he really believes in people, and I'm really not as good as you!"

"Brother, stop talking about words here, think of a way!"

Hu Sandao: "I think, since Heye Island is so close to the mainland, it must be closely related to Haicheng. Don't the residents on the island have relatives and friends with Haicheng?"

The little eunuch said: "What brother said is true, the problem is that we are new here, our eyes are dimmed, who can we ask to inquire about the situation?"

"There is a Shunfenger right now." Hu San smiled slightly.

"Which one?" The little eunuch thought that Hu Sancheng had something in mind.

"Rogue Cow Two."

"Hey, you're talking about him!" The little eunuch shook his head and said disapprovingly, "A street gangster, does he know a ball?"

Hu San said sternly: "Brother, don't underestimate this character. Whoever is rich and who is short of food, who is married to a girl, and who has relatives, then he is very clear. Clues and clues will never escape the eyes and ears of such people."

"Brother said what to do?" The little eunuch regained his spirit.

"Test Niu Er overnight!"

"Okay, Niu Er will be interrogated overnight! Come on, let's make arrangements, this commander will interrogate Niu Er Niu Baoguo overnight!" The little eunuch sent an order.

Niu Er has liked crowds all his life, he is there wherever there is excitement, and he is indispensable wherever strange things happen.Of course, there are lots of people, so it's good to take advantage of the water and mud, take advantage of the sheep and so on, but his brother has never seen such a scene before!People are locked in iron cages, attracting many visitors like monkeys.Niu Erhu picked up a few mouthfuls of dinner, but he hadn't had any soup yet. He was pulled out of the cage by a few soldiers with an iron chain around his neck like a pig. They rode on horses and he walked. When he finally got to the place, he looked up: Oh my god!In front of the gate of Du's Mansion, the knife operators lined up in two rows, and there were about a dozen people in one row, who seemed to be aiming at him specially. Under the light, they all had ferocious faces, each of them looked ferocious, with ghost-headed knives in their hands. , the knife is dazzling, and the cold air is blowing.

The main hall was brightly lit, the stage was full of civil servants and military generals, and there were also a few beauties in skirts and hairpins. They had lovely looks and seemed to have known each other, but they couldn't remember it for a while, so it was wonderful to take a sneak peek.Maybe it's all famous flowers.He, Niu Er, can only be envious, seeing more is a blessing, and he dare not have extravagant wishes.Under the table is another scene: on the left is a small flat-bottomed oil pan, the fire is bubbling under the stove, and the boiling oil in the pan is boiling.On the right is a small guillotine with a dog's head, which seems to be very sharp.Niu Er has seen the theater, and he is an expert in this field. He roughly estimated that, including the oil pan, the size of the two things was wrong.The elder who tried the case was really a money fan. He embezzled the money given by the emperor to buy wine and drank it.If punishment is really used, half a pot of oil will only bake the prisoner into a pancake, and a small guillotine with a dog's head will at most turn the prisoner into a useless person, and there is no way for such a small household to be killed with a knife.Who are you scaring? Who hasn't seen this little thing before, such as the guillotine of Lord Bao of Kaifeng Mansion, or the frying pan of King Yin Zhou?Niu Er couldn't help straightening his neck.

"Who is standing in the audience?" The young man in the seat shouted down.

Niu Er raised his head and saw that the person shouting was a little boy, his age was not too far behind him, but he couldn't compare with others, he was a general and dragon, what was he?Mice or something at most.But there is one thing, everyone is raised by their biological parents, who has he been afraid of all his life?Don't be scared to death when you kill, don't die on the kang on the death battlefield, you will lose the face of Haicheng people, and spread his famous name as Niu Erge I.Thinking of this, he replied carelessly:

"Xiao Min Niu No. [-] is Niu Baoguo's."