Merry Eunuch Lang

"Oh, Brother Niu's name is as loud as thunder, so it's you!" After saying that, the little eunuch turned over and left his seat, and strode towards him.

Niu Er's surprise was no small matter, as if he had just stepped out of the snow and suddenly entered the bath pond, and the sky was instantly cold and hot.If it wasn't for the warm ears and heartbeat, he would really have thought it was a dream. Niu Er changed from full of panic to full of suspicion, and asked in a low voice:

"who are you?"

"I'm their leader? Why, brother, don't you see it?" The little eunuch asked with a cynical smile.

Niu Er dare not believe it?No matter what, he couldn't figure it out, a grand marshal of soldiers and horses was commensurate with him, a little rogue brother on the street. Could it be that Feng Shui took turns, and good luck came to my house today?Just now he wanted to pretend to be a hero with a swollen face, but now he fell to the ground again, crying tremblingly:

"Brother forgives younger brother once, and I won't dare to do it again next time!"

Niu Er had no choice but to climb along the pole. He said he didn't dare to do so, and he didn't know what it meant.

"Don't dare to do anything?" The little eunuch said generously while untying the rope tied to Niu Er, "Since you and I are brothers, my wife is your sister-in-law, brother-in-law and sister-in-law, boiled water and bread dumplings, what's the difference?" Easy to talk about? Come on, Xueer, come and meet your little uncle."

Although Yin Tianxue and the others were reluctant, they couldn't save her husband's face. Besides, they also knew that this was his usual way of doing things. No matter what he did, he was different. I don't know what kind of medicine he was selling in the jar this time?After obeying him first, several people approached, said all blessings, and said with a smile:

"Uncle has worked hard!"

Niu Er was stunned again. If he was surprised just now, he was like a thunderclap now. He couldn't help wondering: No wonder there are such beautiful girls in the world. After a long time, they turned out to be harassing the handsome wife. ah!What a fucking strange thing happened, he didn't kill me, but instead became friends with me, it seems that Niu Er's brand has been played, he is really afraid of people, and even if he doesn't see the important officials in the court Our cow is two or three points!Niu Er was about to kneel and kowtow again, but the little eunuch grabbed him and said:

"My brothers don't have to be so polite." After finishing speaking, he ordered again, "Serve wine and food, I want to have a good drink with Brother Niu!"

Before the words were finished, four or five big men suddenly came up, those who added fuel to the fire, and those who carried out the guillotine.Niu Wu couldn't help being covered in cold sweat again, his heart felt cold, and he thought to himself that people's hearts are really unpredictable. It turns out that it is sweet first and then bitter. This is not a dog's head, and the small oil pan is boiled. His little life is in an instant It should be over, too.

Then a few chefs came over, cutting the meat with a dog's head, frying the balls in the oil pan, and they put together a table of sumptuous dinner in a short time.

Niu Er is happy: Just now the dog bit Lu Dongbin, he doesn't know the good heart, he treats guests kindly, and we still speak ill of him, is it human?

While the little eunuch and Niu Er are drinking here, let's take the time to talk about Hu Fenxian.

After the little eunuch and Hu Fenxian got married, they led the troops back to the imperial court. At this time, Yuanwai Hu was full of ambitions, smug, with a net worth of millions, and a son-in-law, this life is enough!Since then, he has closed the door and closed the door, not doing business or opening a business, so he can live in peace with this family business.Human hearts are bottomless pits, how much is enough?The copper coins in Mr. Hu's pocket can feed and drink four or five generations of him, so what else?Hu Taigong strictly ordered his family: Do not advertise to others that you are a relative of the emperor, and live with a low profile.No arrogance, contempt for neighbors, treat everyone equally and kindly.Do not bully the weak, do more good deeds, and help the poor.Mr. Hu himself often does some charitable deeds, builds bridges and paves roads, supports filial sons and grandchildren, runs several free schools, and educates the children of the poor for free.During disaster years, they also opened porridge sheds to help those fleeing the famine, and occasionally went to temples in the mountains to offer incense, donated money to repair temples, and so on.

In the early morning of this day, the old Hutou and his wife did some non-embarrassing things at night while drinking, and they have not recovered yet, just want to take the opportunity to sleep in. Suddenly, they heard a report from Mending: there is a dead body at the door .

As soon as Lao Hu heard it, it was like a thunderclap, life is at stake, who died at the door of his house?Don't let things spread out if you have nothing to do, and cause unnecessary lawsuits, Lao Hu hurriedly dressed and went out to see.

Many spectators have gathered outside the gate, besides his family, there are many other neighbors.Some people were arguing that it was better to report to the police, and some people were shouting to ask a doctor first to see if they could be saved.Lao Hu pushed aside the crowd, and at a glance saw a strong man, who seemed to be a martial artist, with a sword hanging from his waist, lying on his back on the ground with his legs stretched out, his eyes closed, his face like yellow paper, She didn't move, but there was still a little white secretion overflowing from her mouth.Hu Lao'er boldly put the back of his hand close to his nostril, and there was still a trace of breath. He hurriedly turned around and shouted to his family:

"This man still has some breath. Whether he is dead or alive, the first thing to do is to save him. Come over and carry him home to rest. Juan sent someone to invite the doctor to come and treat him!"

The strong man miraculously came back from the dead. At first he didn't say a word, and he didn't even know to thank his boss, as if Lao Hu's family should save him.In addition to eating and sleeping every day, he went to the backyard to practice swords and martial arts.After about half a year like this, he suddenly spoke.He said that his name was Takahashi Shoji, he lived in the Japanese country of Japan, and later came to Guangdong due to business matters.This time there was a strong wind at sea, the boat capsized and people died. He swam ashore alone, with an empty stomach and sickness. Unfortunately, he passed out at the door of Hu Yuanwai's house.

Takahashi said that he wanted to marry Miss Hu Fenxian as his wife.He took the young lady back to the country of Wa, and he has no money at the moment, so he will definitely send the dowry gift in the next year, and it will be double.

Hu Laoer's boss was displeased, thinking that this person was too unreasonable, so he didn't talk about the grace of saving his life, and he wanted to plot against his daughter instead.Then I thought about it again, the country of Wa is a barbarian land, so I don't understand etiquette, so what's the point with this kind of person.Without saying anything, I just said directly:

"Your life has been saved, and your body has recovered. I will give you ten taels of silver as travel expenses. Please leave my house immediately."

After the old nonsense, immediately ordered Gao Qiao to be kicked out of the house.

That night, a family member urgently reported: Miss is gone!

Is this okay?Miss is not only his daughter, but also the wife of the imperial envoy, Marshal Bingma, the second-rank imperial lady.If the son-in-law came to the door one day and asked where the daughter-in-law went, how would he explain it?

Lao Hu didn't dare to be negligent, so he hurriedly ordered the whole family to search around, and reported it to the officials of the General Army's government office and others.Officials at all levels know who Ms. Hu is the wife of, so who would dare not give their lives.However, seven or eight days passed, and there was no trace of them.In desperation, Hu Yuanwai decided to go to Beijing to talk to his son-in-law and let him think of a solution.

The size of the capital is beyond what Lao Hu could have imagined. Even though he has money, money is useless here.In the end, the palace was finally found, and the Wuchao Gate was confirmed, but he couldn't get in.Not only are they not allowed to enter, but they are also not allowed to stay for a while.He begged the warrior guarding the palace and said:

"Master Bing, mud monkey, mud monkey (hello), I'm looking for Pan You'an, Pan Qincha, and Master Pan. I'm his relative, so let me tell you something important." He spoke in Cantonese and northern dialect.

The warrior disdainfully said: "Hey, look at your sore face, Eunuch Pan, Mr. Pan, Marshal Pan, was also found by someone like you? Go, go, go, if you talk too much, I will arrest you! When Marshal Pan returns to the court, you will be arrested." If you pretend to be an official, it’s cheap if you don’t put you on death row!”

Pan You'an couldn't be found in front of Lao Hu's Palace, so he just waited in front of the Wuchao Hall, sooner or later he would come to the court, isn't it afraid that he won't pass by?As soon as his sedan chair arrived, he fell to the ground and shouted his innocence. No matter how big the son-in-law is, how can he deny his father-in-law?

However, after waiting for a few days, he never saw his son-in-law's sedan chair coming.Lao Hu was completely at a loss, he decided to find a government official to appeal for grievances the next day. He is the son-in-law's boss or colleague, so he shouldn't ignore his affairs!

The old Hutou stopped the sedan chair and called for injustice, and he really stopped a big sedan chair. The owner of the sedan chair was none other than the current prime minister Wang Shugui.Wang Xiang wanted to make people mess up and open this ignorant old thing, but suddenly he heard Pan You'an say "wait for love".Prime Minister Wang is most interested in the three characters "Pan You'an" in recent years. It is not the owner of these three characters who interferes. He is afraid that he has ascended the throne of the dragon and sat on the dragon chariot to the north and south to call Long live and amnesty the world for some years.After all, the old fox has never fought against the little fox, and the old fox has never counted the little tricks.Old Wang heard that it was related to Pan You'an, and he didn't care about indiscriminate reasons. He immediately stopped the sedan chair, raised the curtain of the sedan chair and read to Old Hu who was prostrate on the ground:

"Old man, get up quickly. How about you go to the nearby posthouse to stay and settle the lawsuit between you and Pan You'an after the old man goes down to court?"

Before Old Man Hu could reply, he was picked up by several wolf-like guards and thrown out of the human wall. After a long while, Old Hu came back to his senses and shouted at the sedan chair:

"Master Qingtian, I'm here to find relatives, not to sue my son-in-law!"

However, the sedan chair was far away, the sound of gongs was noisy, and there was a lot of people's voices. How could Prime Minister Wang hear his thin and awkward Cantonese in the sedan chair.Someone who knew the inside story quietly told him that the person who spoke to him just now was the Prime Minister Wang!