Merry Eunuch Lang

Goutou guillotine meat is deep-fried in an oil pan, sprinkle some chili noodles, cumin, pepper powder, salt and other unnamed things on the fished meat, and then serve it on a large plate.

The little eunuch was informal and sat on the floor with Niu Er. Others, including Master Hu Sanhu, were not qualified to be seated. Even the four wives could only stand from a distance and watch the two share delicacies and delicacies. The little eunuch then ordered wine and meat to entertain the guests.

Everyone didn't know what kind of medicine the commander-in-chief Gourd sold. Hu San was full of intelligence, so naturally he couldn't hide it from him: in the book of war, it is called "water has no permanent shape, and soldiers have no permanent power."Judges have their own rules and regulations for judging cases. In fact, there are no fixed rules.No matter which way you go, as long as you reach your destination,

Niu Baoguo has lived in the south of the Yangtze River for a long time, has he ever eaten this way?But it's because I haven't eaten enough in the past few days, and those who are full and hungry are often hungry.Ever since Wang Youfu was released from the cage, those bloody soldiers in the army saw him as inferior, and privately lowered his food standard, and his daily food was half a pot of soup.And not to mention wine or something, I have never smelled the smell of meat.Now that the Marshal thinks highly of him so much, how can he not give face?A large bowl of wine just entered the mouth, and a large piece of meat was immediately spicy and choking. Niu Er couldn't enjoy this extraordinary treatment, and his face flushed immediately, his nose and tears flowed out, and he couldn't help but immediately opened his mouth and coughed loudly more than.

The little eunuch said: "Brother, how do you feel?"

"Very good, very good." Niu Er said while coughing, and he didn't dare to say bad.

After drinking, eating meat, drinking tea and chatting, we still use the stove to cut a large piece of brick tea into small pieces with a large guillotine and put them in small pots to boil. What comes out is purple-red or even soy sauce-colored tea.Niu Er dipped a sip into his mouth, feeling miserable, but he couldn't stop drinking.Niu Er forcefully swallowed a cup of bitter tea, wiped his mouth and said:

"Brother enjoys it!"

The little eunuch knew that Niu Er didn't say what was in his heart, and he didn't say anything, so he deliberately interrupted: "Brother, what do you want most?"

"To tell you the truth, brother, as the saying goes, food and clothing, lust, what I want most this time is a woman." Niu Er's nature is like this, so he said it without thinking.

On the contrary, the little eunuch began to like this person, and said jokingly: "Tomorrow I will send you to the Goulan Courtyard, and pick a few good-looking women for your pleasure."

"Brother don't dare to joke, you know I have no money." Niu Er recognized the truth, the bull's eyes were bigger than cow's eggs.

"All right, let me pay for it all!" The little eunuch smiled disapprovingly.

"Brother, you are so kind, brother, what do you want me to do most?" Niu Er patted his chest and said.

"What do you think you can do?" the little eunuch pretended to be serious.

"I can climb trees!"

"What are you doing up the tree? You're not chasing after him, climbing up the tree to dig out the bird's nest? Let me ask you what's your favorite thing to do?"

"Brother, I told you, I like being a woman the most."

"What kind of skill is this?"

"It's not a skill, but because I love women, I still love to make a name for myself! Maybe you don't want to hear it?"

"Tell me what kind of hall it is?"

"It's less than half a day and ten miles to the east by boat in the sea, and there is a small island..."

"Xiao Dao?" The little eunuch suddenly sat up while lying on his stomach, this time his eyes should be rounded.

"There is a small island, brother, what are you in a hurry for? I haven't started the lecture yet!" Niu Er couldn't help feeling that the handsome man was surprised, the city was not very deep, and he was not far behind him. Probably because the mainlanders have never seen the sea!

"Brother, what's the name of that small island?" The little eunuch became very friendly, thinking that the meat bun did not beat the dog in vain, and this friend did not make in vain, it was all a good idea of ​​this old cunning Hu San.If Niu Er was caught and beaten up according to the old rules, what would he say in desperation?

"It's called Hehua Island or Heye Island, that's right, it's called Heye Island, it's called Heye Island." Niu Er met someone who wanted the real thing, and he couldn't help showing off proudly.

"Heye Island!" The little eunuch ran into a big fat sheep like a hungry wolf.

"It's not that there's a beautiful girl on the island, I still can't remember the name of that shitty island!" Niu Er said greedily.

"Brother, tell me about the situation on that island!" the little eunuch urged.

"Brother, I was too tired to eat just now, and I can't enjoy your tea. Ask your people to give me a cup of Tieguanyin. I usually like that kind of tea, and I don't often drink other teas." Niu Ercha said Looking at color, he is good at scratching people's itches.

The little eunuch beckoned, and asked someone to make a cup of the best Tieguanyin with hot boiling water and bring it up.Niu Er blew the tea foam, blinked his eyes and peeked at the little eunuch, and then got to the point again, saying:

"Earlier, there was a good girl named Lian Xin on Heye Island. She looked like a fairy. I'm not bragging. My brother's three wives are at least equal to her. There is no second one in Haicheng. She often gets along with others. I got up in Haicheng to buy some salt, tea, condiments, needles, thread, etc. When I saw her, I was seduced by her. Anyway, I have nothing serious. I will follow her wherever she goes. When there are many people, I will I also took the opportunity to touch her buttocks, touch her waist, and eat some of her tofu to wipe off her oil. It’s just that there are so many of them, I’m afraid of being beaten, and I can’t be blatant. I never dare to make big moves. In addition, I heard People say that Lian Xin is not only of outstanding character, but also good at fishing and martial arts. She can jump over walls! Anyone who wants to commit crimes in her hands, it is not worthwhile to be beaten..."

"Okay brother, let's make a long story short." The little eunuch was worried about his Mrs. Hu.

"What a pity, what a pity!" Niu Er put down his teacup and sighed.

"What are you sorry for?" The little eunuch raised his heart to his throat again.

"When she came to Haicheng to purchase goods, her home was taken over by the little wozi."

"Where's that girl Lianxin?"

"After being wiped out of her lair, how can Lian Xin let it go? She is also a courageous person with high skills, relying on her own ability, she brought a few people who came with her to the island forcibly..." Niu Er went to fetch the teacup again.

The little eunuch was quick-tempered, and he wished he could punch Niu Er to the ground.However, he did not dare to entrust others with his request, so he endured it and asked:

"What happened after that?"

"The little Japanese are a team. How can they be opponents with the fishermen? They were wiped out before they entered the Yunshui Cave." After Niu Er finished speaking, he went to serve the teacup again.

The little eunuch couldn't bear this rascal, so he pushed Niu Er's mouth away from drinking tea, and shouted:

"You bastard, hurry up and say it, you're so fucking scared to death!"

"That Lian Xin is not your wife, are you in a hurry?" Niu Er knew this moment and that moment, and at this moment he was not afraid of the fake handsome man in front of him.

The little eunuch couldn't care less at this time, he let out a sigh of relief, and almost begged:

"Brother, your story is so touching, I want to know the rest of it!"

Niu Er snickered, and couldn't help but think to himself: I'm still a handsome guy, a few words can coax me around, I don't want to be an official, and being an official is just so-so.

"I heard later," Niu Er squinted at the little eunuch, adding embarrassment, "I heard it!"

The little eunuch remained silent, staring at Niu Er's mouth with both eyes, and said in his heart: Damn it, when you finish speaking, we will cross the river and break the bridge, and kill you bastard!

Niu Er's ostentation was almost done, and then he said: "That Lian Xin is not dead, she has returned to Haicheng."

"Going back to Haicheng? Where are you? Why didn't you say brother!" The little eunuch still couldn't contain himself.

"It's just that some people said that she entered a nunnery, but I heard that, but I have never seen this girl again." Niu Er finally explained the problem clearly.

The little eunuch got up from the ground, kicked Niu Er, and hummed:

"Damn it, after drinking my good wine and tea all night, I heard you tell such a nonsense story. Get up and get out, I will send you to the kiln shop tonight, come here, give him ten Two silver coins!"

"Brother, no no, handsome, you are too stingy, only ten taels! Are you a beggar? Five taels for the bustard, five taels for the bitch, and I didn't even have a bowl of tea money left over. Please do me a favor, Marshal, at least add another five taels!" Niu Er crawled on the ground, looking like a rambunctious dog.

"Give him another two taels! At most 12 taels, it's an honor to keep him alive." The little eunuch said angrily.

Niu Er still wants to bargain for more money, and the money for tomorrow's meal has not been settled yet!Looking up, he saw the little eunuch with a livid face, Niu Er hadn't opened his mouth yet, the handsome man had already walked away with his hands behind his back, striding forward for a long time.The sophisticated Niu Erkai scolded: Bird, what a handsome man?Hearing people say that you have to pay for books!After talking for a long time, my mouth was dry, so I gave 12 taels of silver to send off the beggar!I am a decent person in Haicheng!When did you experience such pickiness?