Merry Eunuch Lang

The Empress Dowager handed down a decree to build a palace for the young eunuch, and named it "Eunuch Pan's Mansion".The little eunuch was also promoted to the head of the chief eunuch in one fell swoop, all important matters in the harem had to be nominated by Mr. Pan, and no one else was allowed to act arbitrarily.

On the day when the mansion was completed, it was naturally a different scene. Headed by the royal family, officials of all sizes came to congratulate.Countless people gave money and goods, and Prime Minister Wang specially wrote a pair of stickers himself: "Generation of talented people come out, each leading the way for 500 years."

In "Eunuch Pan's Mansion", four stunning beauties were newly selected from the people, named "Cha, Zi, Yan, and Red".After being trained by experts, it was added to Pan Gonggong's mansion.Among the eunuchs, a few seasoned ones were selected, none other than Zhang Dandan, Wang Xiaowu, Ma Sihai, Li Changjiang and so on.These people entered the palace at the same time as Pan You'an, they got along well with each other, and they were about the same age, so they naturally had a good relationship.Not only might he be able to help the mansion with this and that, but he could also chat with several people when the little eunuch is free.

The Queen Mother said: "Son, after you saved your mother, you straightened the court again. If it wasn't for you, my mother would have died of cold and hunger. If it wasn't for you, the royal family might have fallen into the hands of outsiders. Don't say You don’t have to say how much you have done, and you don’t know how to repay your kindness. From now on, you will have the final say in this huge harem. Your brother’s brain is not bright, and there are flaws in that matter. The harem cannot be without men, but it must not be a big deal Zhang Yang, you must be cautious. In addition, you must also remember that there are three thousand beauties in the harem, all of whom are hungry. Don't say that you pamper them one by one. Even if you choose one out of ten, you will have to spend night Be a bridegroom at night. How can this go on like this? It is precisely because of this that throughout the ages, how many romantic emperors died young, abandoned the great rivers and mountains, and died under the flowers. , always keep some important things in the world in mind, don't be greedy, do everything in moderation, and don't act like a child. Your brother is short-hearted, you don't dare to make mistakes, and the inner palace depends on you. An'er remembers the words of the family. down?"

The little eunuch prostrated himself on the ground, and said sincerely and fearfully: "Every word my mother said is like a tripod, and every sentence is very important. An'er will definitely keep it in my heart and never let my mother down!"

The queen mother smiled and said: "Get up, we mother and son will be together in the future, and we will take those red tapes, don't kowtow at every turn."

The little eunuch got up from the ground, snuggled up to the queen mother, and said coquettishly, "I know, mother."

The empress dowager was moved, she stroked the little eunuch's head lightly with her hands, and said with a smile: "You brat, mother sometimes really hates you to leave me! But young people have young things to do, and we can't always let our youth be empty." Spend it on my wife."

"My mother is not old, my mother is only 38 years old."

"It's not old. A 38-year-old woman is probably going to work in the fields among the people! But in this unfathomable harem, my mother's heart is already old." The queen mother sighed.

The little eunuch fell asleep on the empress dowager's lap.

Tong Biyu looked at Pan You'an's simple and tender face, and suddenly a thousand kinds of tenderness and affection surged in her heart.She took off her jade clothes and covered the little eunuch.The little eunuch's soft snoring sounded rhythmically in the empty Bixia Palace.The Empress Dowager thought of a tune composed of an ancient poem, and couldn't help saying in a low voice:

Wang Junlou sailed off to Yizhou, and Jinling Wang received sadly.

Qianxun's iron chain sank to the bottom of the river, and stones came out from the streamers.

In the past few times in the world, Yamagata still feels cold.

From now on, the four seas are home days, so Xiaoxiaoludiqiu.

This is a poem written by Liu Yuxi, a poet of the Tang Dynasty, in memory of the story of the general Wang Jun sent by Emperor Wu of Jin to set out from Chengdu to conquer Soochow. It is also called Jinling Nostalgia.The meaning of the last sentence is: Although the world is united and the world is one family, there is still a cold wind blowing through the reeds in autumn.

Pan You'an was awakened by the Queen Mother's faint singing, and couldn't help praising: "Mother, your singing is really good!"

Tong Biyu wiped her eyes lightly and said, "How can Mother sing? This is Mother humming and playing!"

The little eunuch said: "Mother, shall I sleep in your palace tonight?"

"Mother has been feeling unwell recently, you should go back to your mansion to rest! Besides, the new mansion has just been built, how can there be an empty house? You still have to warm up the new house! There are four girls, Cha, Zi, Yan, and Hong, to accompany you , forgive you and you won't be too lonely." The queen mother said with a smile.

"Queen, do you know who the person who killed you is?"

"I'm not a fool, how can I not know?"

"You don't want to move him?"

"We don't have this power yet, so we will rely on you in the future."

"His daughter is still in the palace, which is a big hidden danger."

"What can we do with her?"

"I have a way!" The little eunuch said firmly.

"What can you do?"

"I won't tell you, mother will know when the time comes."

"I know you have a lot of bad intentions, but you must be careful, don't let the snake bite you if you hit the snake." The Queen Mother instructed.

"Will not."

When the little eunuch came out of Bixia Palace, his heart was still unwilling, and he didn't intend to go directly to "Eunuch Pan's Mansion", so he turned around and said to Zhang Dandan and Wang Xiaowu:

"Go, take me to the East Palace."

Zhang Dandan muttered: "My lord, the East Palace is where the empress lives. It's so late, I'm afraid it's inconvenient to go there."

The little eunuch smiled and said, "I'm not going in the daytime yet!"

The sedan chair was carried all the way to the gate of the East Palace.

Wang Shimei saw that it was a young eunuch, her beautiful eyes were filled with anger, she snorted disdainfully, and reprimanded: "You are a eunuch, you are restless about your duties, what are you messing about?"

The little eunuch coquettishly said: "I miss the emperor's sister-in-law, come over and have a chat."

"It's getting late, men and women are different, tomorrow!" Wang Shimei deliberately refused customers.

"Using the words of the emperor's wife, I am a eunuch, what kind of male and female are we?" As he spoke, the little eunuch took a step closer and stretched out his hand to hook the queen's neck.

Empress Wang suddenly turned pale with shock, and angrily scolded: "If you are rude, I will call someone, are you afraid of losing your life?"

"Shouting? My people are all at the door, and no one will come in if you shout loudly."

It was only then that Wang Shimei realized that the little eunuch was not what it used to be. He was already the leading eunuch in charge in the palace, and he had a lot of people under his command. Besides, even the gatekeeper eunuchs in her palace were assigned by him.

"Thinking about the way you've been poached makes me sick. You're a clean person, but you still like women so much, so what can you do if you send ten women to sleep in your arms?" Wang Shimei sarcastically said.

"I don't like all women, I only like women like the emperor's wife." The little eunuch smiled and was about to embrace the queen and kiss her.

Wang Shimei turned her face away in disgust, and begged: "Eunuch Pan, please forgive me. You are a lottery, what's the use of tossing about this matter?"

"I'll let my sister-in-law know if I'm useful later?"

While the little eunuch was talking, he tore and took off Queen Wang's phoenix clothes one by one, until she was completely naked and stripped like a fish.

Empress Wang was still struggling at first, but gradually, she lost the strength to struggle, and more importantly, she clearly felt that there seemed to be a hard object under the little eunuch firmly resisting her sensitive parts.Immediately afterwards, there was a burst of heart-piercing pain, which made her both uncomfortable and curious. At this moment, she suddenly realized: just as she had suspected before, it was unfortunate that her words were true, and the little eunuch turned out to be a fake.