Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch ended hastily, got up and dressed and was about to leave when the queen grabbed his arm and said with a shy smile:

"My friend, where are you going?"

"Get out of the way! Didn't you just say that sleeping with a little eunuch is meaningless? Why don't I go?" The little eunuch was cheap and obedient.

"Just now was just now, now is now."

"What now?"

"Isn't it okay if I'm wrong? Don't go there tonight, just sleep here with me."

"That won't work. My newly built building hasn't been heated yet, so how can it be empty?"

"Eunuch Pan, no, Prince Pan, no, Brother An'er, you want to torture me to death! Look, what is this?"

Empress Wang shyly lifted the brocade quilt, leaving a peach-shaped bloodstain on the bed sheet.

"How could this happen?" The little eunuch deliberately pretended to be confused, and joked, "Isn't the emperor's sister-in-law coming to her period?"

"What period? That fool shouldn't have married a wife at all!" Queen Wang scolded angrily.

"No way, the emperor's elder brother is not a eunuch, why wouldn't he do that?" The little eunuch had a wicked smile on his face.

"You don't know, they are deaf ears, useless." The Empress read bitterly.

The little eunuch insisted on leaving again, but the queen stopped her and said:

"Brother An'er, do you want to piss me off? I beg you!"

"I'm afraid that if the emperor's elder brother comes over, it will be inconvenient." The little eunuch made an excuse at will.

"He won't come." The queen said, "He hasn't come for a long time. The imperial doctor said that he ate too much Doudou and hurt his stomach. He can't eat Doudou again for a while."

"Eat Doudou, what kind of Doudou do you eat?" The little eunuch felt curious.

The queen explained shyly: "The emperor didn't know what to do, so everyone thought of a way to coax him to lean on us naked and eat Doudou. He ate a lot of Doudou, but nothing was done. A dead cat can't help us." to the tree."

The little eunuch guessed some clues, sighed and said: "Things in the world are so strange, a good person wants to disable others, and stay alone to eat alone, but he can't chew and digest. It's hard to say that this is not God's will. ?”

The empress had already torn off the dirty sheets and threw them on the ground while she was talking, lying on the bed alone, she tilted her head and teased:

"Don't be wronged, come up and talk to me."

The little eunuch couldn't help it, so he had to take off his clothes and get into Wang Shimei's hot bed again.He had no intention of leaving at first, but he wanted to play hard to catch, in order to find out Wang Shimei's tone, so that he could hold her tightly in his palm.Wang Shimei begged again and again, without her usual arrogance and reserve, the little eunuch had achieved her goal, and pretended to be preoccupied, sighed softly and said:

"I had a good night with my sister today, and it's worth it to be beheaded tomorrow."

"You hold the military power in the court, and you are the chief eunuch in the palace. Even if you are exposed, who would dare to take your life?" Wang Shimei whispered as she snuggled up to the little eunuch's arms like a human.

"Sister, I don't know. There is a prime minister in the court, who has always been dissatisfied with me. If he commits a crime in the hands of his old man, will I have good fruit to eat?" The little eunuch sold it again. After talking for a long time, this is the truth that he wants to win over Wang Shimei.

Wang Shimei herself was still kept in the dark, thinking that the little eunuch is a shit!So comforted:

"Brother, don't be afraid, Prime Minister Wang is my father. I will introduce him to the palace in another day, and say that you are already my man, and he will definitely show you a little mercy."

"So, thank you, brother." The little eunuch was about to stand up and kowtow as he said that.

"Don't move!" Wang Shimei hugged the little eunuch's neck and said softly, "Who gave you so much courtesy? As long as you agree to one condition."

"What are the conditions, sister, tell me quickly."

"No matter in the past, present or future, I don't care who you sleep with, and I don't ask. But there is one thing, when I miss you, you must come and see me."

"It's not difficult." The little eunuch nodded, and then added unwillingly, "Who made me born to eat soft food?"

"You are not!" Wang Shimei said sternly, "I heard from my father that you are domineering and domineering in the court, so powerful that my father is even afraid of you!"

"He's not afraid of me, he's afraid of the power under my hands."

"Think about it, even the prime minister is afraid of you, who else do you think you are afraid of?"

"I was afraid of the Empress Dowager, but I should be afraid of you from now on." The little eunuch replied politely.

"You're an honest man! Daddy said, when the empress dowager is eradicated, the world will be safe, and you don't have to be afraid of her anymore."

"Why did you get rid of her?" the little eunuch asked knowingly.

"There is a father who covers the sky with one hand in the court, and the little emperor is just a decoration. There is no empress dowager in the inner palace, and I am the natural empress in the palace. I am the only one in the harem. You don't need to rely on that old woman for soft meals in the future."

"The eunuch was originally a dog raised by the master's family. The new master is still not a dog! The master thinks about giving more bones, and the master hates getting kicked a few more times. In the end, it's the same thing." The little eunuch Nagging and whining.In fact, he has basically grasped the size of this vicious woman in his heart.

"It's so pitiful what you said, I can't lose you. You are not like their eunuchs, you have your advantages." Queen Wang hugged the little eunuch and kissed, then said back, "Don't talk about those eunuchs. It's useless, let's go again."

The little eunuch naturally knew what the empress was going to do, but at this moment he definitely lost the interest he had when he first came.But Wang Shimei refused to follow, insisting on pestering him to open the hard bow again and then release the arrow.Men are not women who are open 24 hours a day.Although the little eunuch was in a bad mood, and he had fired a hastily just now, he couldn't adjust for a while.Queen Wang was waiting to ask for the goods, and the little eunuch could not offend the bossy empress, otherwise all previous efforts would be wasted, and even his life would be in danger.He had no choice but to cheer up, and he had the right to use his affairs as a tool to meet the physical needs of the queen.In this place, he dared not like the new and dislike the old, let alone look forward to Shu, he asked himself who is the person he likes the most?There is only one answer, and that is the seemingly savage Fan family woman.That girl has a clear distinction between love and hate, love is like a ball of fire, and hate wants you to die.They are both 17 years old. Wuer Sultan's knowledge and insights are not necessarily inferior to the Queen's, but her heart is pure and kind, which the Queen doesn't have at all.He vowed that one day he would bring his dear Uer Sultan to his side in the capital, and live a normal life with his prairie girl.

With the lesson learned just now, the little eunuch tried to slow down the frequency of sex, and he didn't end until the empress was satisfied.

Wang Shimei yawned and said: "You can go back, little brother. If you want to see Aijia tomorrow, tens of thousands of people will not talk about it and call Aijia your sister!"

Everyone in the palace likes to cheat, this is the first time Wang Shimei has claimed to be an Aijia in the whole night, the little eunuch looked up at the sky outside, probably it will be dawn.He didn't feel the pleasure of dabbling or snatching the beauty at all, only a irritated and helpless wry smile, and even a feeling that a hen raped a cock, so he left the annoying East Palace ruthlessly.However, one thing is certain, Wang Shimei ate the forbidden fruit by herself, and she would never gossip in front of her father and expose him as a fake eunuch. There is no doubt about this, and his goal has been achieved.If Wang Shugui can't make a fuss about his real and fake eunuchs, he will be easy to deal with in other aspects.