Merry Eunuch Lang

Pan You'an returned to his mansion, and was about to go to sleep on his own bed when he was grabbed by the four colorful girls, and said with a smile:

"My lord, the queen mother has told me that you are not allowed to go to bed without taking a bath."

The little eunuch had no choice but to walk into the bathroom with the four maids wearing a bath towel.The water was boiled in advance by the eunuchs, and the water temperature was just right.The little eunuch took a bath naked, but let the four girls see it clearly.Pan Youan was afraid of losing money, so he said:

"No, no, no, I took off my clothes alone, and you were well-dressed, and you were all cheap. You also came into the pool when you were naked, and no one said anything."

Cha'er said: "My lord, we are all yours anyway, so you can do whatever you want. But the bathtub is too small, and we can't fit five of us at a time. Otherwise, let Zi'er Yan'er go down to accompany you first, and spend a while Replace me and Hong'er and then the two of them."

Pan You'an said: "That's fine too, but you two can't be idle, you have to take off your clothes and rub my back and shoulders for me."

Cha'er laughed and said, "Don't worry, my lord, it's only natural."

Although the colorful four are newly recruited palace ladies, they have received special training before entering the palace.It's just that they are all girls from folk families, and they have heard about romantic affairs, but they have no personal experience.In front of the head, the Empress Dowager spoke to them, repeatedly telling them that they would be Young Lord Pan's people in this life, and he could do whatever he wanted, if he wanted to disobey, even the whole family would be implicated if one person beheaded.The most important thing is that the little prince is a eunuch in name, if the word of his deeds is spread, it will be a death penalty!Although the four maids are young cardamoms, they are also about the same age as the little eunuch, at most only one or two years older.But entering the forbidden area of ​​the palace, how can one not know how powerful the king is, who would dare to take his life as a joke?When they first entered the palace, they heard people say that the eunuchs were lottery winners. As for why their master, the little eunuch, had something more than all the eunuchs, he was called the little prince instead of Eunuch Pan. The more far-reaching inside story is unknown and impossible to inquire about.

The little eunuch spent half the night at the empress's place. Although the four girls were gorgeous, he no longer had that kind of childlike interest at all. After washing it hastily, he let the maids wait on him and went to bed to rest.

Cha'er asked: "My lord, which one of us should we sleep with you tonight?"

There was no reply for a while, and when he wanted to ask again, the little eunuch's pillow was already snoring lightly.

The next morning after the morning break, the little eunuch was about to return to the palace when he turned around suddenly and saw Prime Minister Wang's sedan chair following behind him.After thinking about it for a while, he realized the clue, it must have happened last night, Wang Shimei announced her father to enter the palace, and she had to explain some specific precautions in person.No need to guess, this matter will only benefit him and not harm him.

The little eunuch was very happy, got off the sedan chair and walked freely, and walked into the royal back garden alone.He was thinking: the old prime minister, Wang Shugui, is really abominable, he almost didn't cause the Queen Mother to lose her life, and he even had an affair with a foreign country, what a crime, but now he is still showing his power in the court.Of course, Wang and Empress are standing in his way, and Wang Shugui may not trouble him for the time being.But the old king's power is too great, almost all civil and military officials in the court are his people, and sooner or later something will happen.Even though his little eunuch still has the Shangfang dagger bestowed by the emperor, but the waist knife is too short and his ability is limited, so it won't be of much use. If he doesn't prepare for danger in times of peace and plans early, he will become a fish under the sword of others in the long run.

Sure enough, Prime Minister Wang's big sedan chair was carried directly to the gate of the East Palace to get off the sedan chair.

Seeing her father kneeling on the ground, Queen Wang said impatiently:

"Father, get up quickly, my daughter has something important to tell you!"

"Why are you so panicked?" Prime Minister Wang asked, touching his knee.

"That little eunuch Pan You'an is a fake."

"Okay, ma'am, you have made a great contribution. If you kill this traitor, aren't you afraid that your father will fail?"

"Can't kill him!"

"Why?"

"He and his daughter are, already that..." Empress Wang blushed and said.

"Oh, you are so confused! Why are you sleeping with a fake eunuch?" Wang Shugui gritted his teeth.

"Who does Daddy want me to sleep with, with that useless stupid emperor?"

Wang Shugui hesitated for a while before sighing and said, "Now there is only one plan."

Wang Shimei urged: "What's the plan? Daddy, tell me!"

"Tell him to make you pregnant with a fake dragon species. After the incident is completed, I will immediately incite all the ministers in the court to persuade the little emperor to make this son a prince. I can't be the emperor. My grandson becomes the emperor, and he is also a member of our old royal family." Green smoke is rising from the ancestral grave."

Wang Shimei smiled and said: "What's so difficult about this? It's just a eunuch, if you tell him to go east, he goes east, and if you tell him to go west, he goes west. It was agreed last night that he will always obey my call! Are you afraid you won't be able to conceive a dragon?"

Wang Shugui nodded wisely and said, "It's so good, it's so good!"

While the little eunuch was hesitating, four eunuchs, Zhang Wang, Ma Li, came to report: the mansion sent a lot of red invitations, let him go back and have a look at them for himself. On the cover of the invitations, it was written: Idlers and others who open them casually will be punished with beheading. crime.Colorful didn't dare to make decisions, so I asked them to invite the prince to go back and deal with it.The little eunuch returned to the mansion in a hurry, opened all the postings, and couldn't stop laughing for a moment: Concubine Yun of Yuanyang Palace invited him to chat in the palace at night; Concubine Ai of Changle Palace invited him to have a banquet in the palace in the afternoon; Concubine Hui of Yan Palace has a bad waist and legs and ask him to clean up; Concubine Ying of Qiushui Palace has recently suffered from insomnia and asked him to stay in bed for a day or two.The little eunuch concluded that there must be rumors somewhere, and these coquettish women couldn't hold back their anger and provoked him to make fun of him.He was at a loss as to whether to laugh or cry for a while: it’s no good to go, it’s no good if you don’t go, how can he deal with dozens of women and dozens of machetes all by himself?Although he is also a prince in name, at best he is the head of a eunuch. In terms of status, he is the master and he is the servant. If the master invites you kindly, how can a slave dare to become a big one?Of course, taking a step back, if all these letters are sent to the Queen Mother in one go, and let the Queen Mother dispose of them, maybe all the fires will continue to extinguish themselves.However, this kind of thing can only be done well and not forced, and can only be pushed along with the current and cannot be stopped with a knife.As a rule, anyone who gets his "benefits" must quiet down and show no signs of expression.Anyone who can't eat grapes must complain, scold their father and mother, and maybe spread gossip and gossip, which will not ruin his big business.The little eunuch thought so, and immediately asked someone to grind ink and spread paper, and he replied one by one.It's nothing more than some adjustments in time. Fortunately, the news is still blocked within a limited range. There are only a dozen or so people at most. If one day the city is full of storms and all three thousand beauties come to the door to talk about this and that, he doesn't know what to do at that time. response?

The little eunuch began to regret it. He regretted not listening to Uer Sultan's words and staying in the desert. Even if he was a door-to-door son-in-law, it was better than being a fake eunuch here to be driven by others.