Merry Eunuch Lang

It’s a long story, the big family in Wugui Town is none other than Di Shiji, the head of the old emperor’s harem. The old man has won the trust of the old emperor all his life. A lot of money was stolen.When my husband announced that he was returning to his hometown, there were more than 100 horse-drawn carts, ox carts and donkey carts.There are no women in the car, no books of the Four Treasures of the Study, and of course there are no pots, pans, ladles and other worthless sundries.Servants, bodyguards, etc. naturally do not ride in cars, except for riding donkeys and horses, most of them are on foot, so the cars are full of valuables.

After the old eunuch returned to his hometown, he also married a few wives in a decent manner, but it was a waste of delaying these beautiful and beautiful ladies.To tell the truth, his wives are neither wives nor concubines, at best they are bought as maids.He doesn't use it himself, and he won't let others get involved, because they are his wives in name, so they must not be allowed to fool around with the servants. The shadow of things, such as flirting with eyebrows, making secret glances, etc., is usually whipped and punished, and the family law says that the light ones will be beaten to death and buried alive!

There are many similarities between Di Shiji and Pan Youan's life experience. He was an orphan when he was a child, but the difference is that he tore up the imperial list and became a eunuch himself. Therefore, the villagers have never known his disgraceful history and thought that he was an orphan. He's not a very real man!

Naturally, the old man did not encounter the strange event of someone having sex during the cleansing process, his things had naturally disappeared before he entered the palace.After the old guy retired, he took his aunt's youngest son as his own son (it's common people's vulgar customs to have no seniority, and ordinary nobles don't! Isn't it said that money can make ghosts grind the millstones).

Now, the sons of the Di family are hopeless. Although there are thousands of acres of fertile land (women), they can't grow decent crops.The husband is still alive in his 90s, and his godson (also called cousin) has passed away long ago, leaving only one son, who is called Di Ya Nei by ordinary people.

The mansion of the third generation of the rich can reach the country with his own wealth, and he has plenty of money, not to mention his whole life, even his grandson's grandson can't spend it all.His grandfather (it is reasonable to say that he is the cousin) is also obedient and pampered to him.Therefore, this little yamen does not do good things in Wugui Town, but does everything else, especially the bad things he does are mostly those.

Wugui Town Diwangfu (it was originally called Digongfu, the old mansion was taboo on the word "gong", so it was changed to the current name. Besides, the sky is high and the emperor is far away, what king is not king, the old emperor passed away, and the little emperor And stupid, who in the court has time to take care of this matter? Let him be the king, at most it can be an empty title, unlike the Eighth Prince who wants to rebel from time to time.) Located in the east of the town, it was originally a village, occupied The land is more than [-] acres, the mansion is tall and strong, and there are countless soldiers, dogs, etc. in the yard, the safety factor is very high, except for experts like Zhang Facun and Huang Ren, ordinary thieves dare not covet the property of the mansion and women's.

The little eunuch acted according to the usual routine, and his fault was that he underestimated Di Ya Nei, he thought he was just an ordinary playboy!

When Di Yanei saw that his head Wu Bian had been tapped, he was still crying and laughing. He is an expert, so he knew that he had met his opponent.Di Ya Nei didn't say anything, turned his head and left, within half an hour, Wanhualou was completely surrounded.

The little eunuch is a person who has seen the big world, so he didn't think so at first, thinking what a few local hooligans can do to him?So he yelled at the shop owner to continue to serve wine and food by himself, but after calling for a long time, no one agreed, suddenly the shop owner rushed in, with a face like yellow paper, and said angrily:

"Grandpa Guest Officer is in dire straits. You have caused a catastrophe. Di Ya Nei led a large group of people to surround the Wanhua Building on the street, claiming that if you don't go out to fight, they will set fire to the building!"

The little eunuch looked at Zhang and Wang with a smile, and said, "Brother, prepare the horses, let's go, go out for a walk, and eat some food by the way."

Zhang Baobao and Wang Hengheng are not like Zhang Facun, Huang Ren and the others, they have not been with the commander-in-chief for a short time, and they still feel restrained in front of the young eunuch, so they dare not speak out to persuade them.Besides, the two reckless men want to stretch their fists and feet, thinking that in such a small place, the toad has grown into a sperm, how long is the penis, and they still want to see the sky?

Before the three young eunuchs left the hospital, they heard the voices of people on the street, as if there were thousands of horses and thousands of troops.The three of them were all drawn out of the water, so naturally they wouldn't be fooled by this small formation.When they just emerged from the gate and the little eunuch was about to get on his horse, countless soldiers rushed up and knocked the little eunuch off the horse. The three masters and servants were headless and tied with ropes. Tie it firmly.Let a few pigs yell like: You are fucking unreasonable, relying on the strength of your numbers, is there such a war?

A man with a rainbow beard came over, aimed at the little eunuch and kicked hard on the buttocks, stared bull-eyed, and cursed:

"What's the reason? Water is impermanent, and soldiers are impermanent. If you don't even understand such a little reason, you still come out to mess around in the rivers and lakes?"

Yes, as the commander-in-chief of the three armies, how could the little eunuch not understand such a simple and obvious truth?It's not that he didn't understand, but he didn't want to do anything when the situation came to an end, so he let this rough man teach him a lesson.It's true that the general died without a name, and the boat capsized in the small river ditch.

The three young eunuchs were imprisoned in the water dungeon. They were all from the north, and they didn't have much time to deal with water. Now they are well, soaking in the water all day long, and it doesn't cost money to take a bath.The problem is that the water is stale, dirty and has a peculiar smell. If you drink it carelessly, the feeling is worse than drinking stinky water.The water dungeon was pitch black, not to mention lighting equipment, there was not even a small window.The water was chest deep and sleep was impossible.Zhang Baobao discussed with Wang Hengheng and said:

"Marshal, we two take turns carrying you, you can sleep on our back for a while!"

The little eunuch scolded: "What time is it, and you are still handsome? I am half a year older than you two, so I will call you big brother in the future. As for sleeping, I don't want to. The key now is to be hungry."

As soon as the belly was mentioned, there was a chain reaction, and the stomachs of the three people made thunderous rumbling sounds at the same time.There is no day and night in the dark cell, and they don't know how long they have been locked here.According to the degree of hunger in the stomach, it may take about a day or two!The little eunuch's analysis: They didn't offend the group of people in Di Ya Nei very much, at most, it was just a small friction because of face matters, and after a while, when they calmed down, they might be released.

However, I don't know how long it has passed, and there is no news from outside.The little eunuch and the others were hungry and hungry, very impatient, the little eunuch smiled wryly and said:

"Brothers, in order to survive, take a sip!"

Seeing that the commander-in-chief said so, he is not afraid of death, but afraid of drinking dirty water?Baobao and Hengheng lowered their heads and each took a big gulp: What kind of water is that?Sour, smelly, astringent, spicy, bitter.The little eunuch enjoyed the rare splendor and wealth in the palace, now it’s time to taste the ups and downs of the world. It’s really a time and a time, life is ups and downs, unpredictable, ever-changing, wedding ceremony tonight, execution and beheading tomorrow, good fortune and misfortune are impermanent Potential, good or bad who can predict?

Don't talk about the little eunuch suffering in the water dungeon, just talk about the family of Mr. Di Shiji.

After Di Ya Nei took the little eunuch, he went hunting in the mountains the next day, and he went there for three or four days.On the way back, someone (Wu Bian, who was the first to receive acupuncture points from the young eunuch) saw an official document on the street to arrest the young eunuch.Wu Bian immediately pointed the image of the little eunuch to Di Yanei and said:

"Look, my lord, isn't this the prisoner we caught the day before yesterday?"

It was only at this time that Di Yanei realized that they caught a big fish by mistake!

"Grandpa, grandpa (according to local customs, grandpa should be called father-in-law. Due to well-known reasons, the old mansion changed this name), my old ancestor, who do you think we caught that day?" Di Yanei said angrily. Run into the house and yell to the old man.

"Who?" The old eunuch was recuperating on the reclining chair. Several wives and maidservants rubbed his shoulders and backs, looking at ease. Seeing his grandson's expression, he opened one eye and asked in disdain.

"A prisoner! A prisoner from the imperial court, we saw his wanted notice on the street just now! It is said in the imperial list that he is still a eunuch!"

"Um ___ what are you talking about? Who is the eunuch?" The old eunuch touched his mind, and his eyes widened.

"I said that person is a eunuch." The young man thought that the old man's ears had malfunctioned, so he repeated it again.

"Eunuch, eunuch, eunuch..." the old man squinted his eyes and muttered to himself.

"Grandfather, why are you so interested in eunuchs all of a sudden?" The grandson didn't know about the history of his grandfather, so he wanted to break the casserole and ask the end.

"It's not me..." The old eunuch didn't want to turn over that disgraceful experience, and quickly closed his eyes again, and said fiercely, "Kill, kill, no one will be left alive!"

"Grandpa, you don't want to receive the reward anymore, it's 10 taels of silver!" Xiao Chu'er was puzzled.

"You don't know what a fart! I spent the money that lacked you? Is it worth it for those few pennies?"

"It's grandpa, grandpa is." Xiao Ya Nei seemed incoherent.

Grandpa's words are the imperial decree, and it has always been obedient to obey, whether you understand or not, you must first implement it.The small yamen didn't dare to be negligent, and immediately came a few capable men with good martial arts and fine skills, ordering them to do so.After a while, the few people who had gone rushed to Bingbao and said:

"Young master, those Yankees somehow dug a hole and ran away!"