Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch had something on his mind, so he was in a hurry and hurried on his way.Even if there are countless mountains and rivers, stunning beauties, and bustling places along the way, there is no time to take a look.Most of the people who travel with him on weekdays are the two generals Zhang Facun and Huang Ren.Now that the two have been promoted to other places for business, he had no choice but to choose another two.Among the two newcomers, one is a descendant of Zhang Bao, the former king of Yue, whose surname is Zhang and his name is Zhang Baobao.The other is the direct descendant of Queen Ma Wang Heng, whose surname is Wang Hengheng.Despite their names, the martial arts courage and insight of the two are by no means inferior to their ancestors. They are both honest, kind, hardworking and hardworking people selected from thousands of troops who have followed Pan Shuai for many years.There are only two fly in the ointment points: one is that the appearance is a bit ugly and short, and the other is that they don't use iron rods in their hands like their ancestors, but use two sharp knives.Needless to say, other skills such as legs and feet.

It's nothing more than traveling day and night, traveling every day.On this day, the three soldiers came to a place and asked someone to find out that this place was called Turtle Town. It is said that it got its name from the fact that there were many turtles produced and sold here in the early years.The little eunuch and the others couldn't help laughing to themselves. Although the tortoise has a long lifespan, it is of the same kind as a bastard. Therefore, Chinese people have always been jealous of tortoises. Why didn't they know such a vulgar name was called here?

Although the name of Wugui Town is indecent, the street market is very prosperous, tall houses and big houses lined up row upon row, street shops are orderly, beautiful men and women pass through the street, hawking and selling, bustling, it is a lively scene .

While walking, someone greeted: "Guest officer, please stop. This inn is the largest, warmest and most comfortable inn in He Town, so don't miss it."

The little eunuch was feeling hungry and thirsty, so he said immediately, "If that's the case, let's stay!"

Zhang Baobao led the horse, while Wang Hengheng packed his luggage and weapons and went into the store to check in.The three officers and soldiers had just sat down, and the waiter in the shop had done everything, such as washing their faces and feet, and they were arranged to eat in an elegant seat upstairs.He also declared that this private seat is not an ordinary guest room, thinking that the former emperor once ate here, so guests from far and near flocked here, wanting to soak up the aura of the royal family here, so they charged double the price.The little eunuch felt that the shopkeeper was long-winded, so he waved his hand and said:

"Don't talk too much, just serve the food!"

The shopkeeper only went here and there.

The little eunuch took the first seat, Baobao and Hengheng didn't dare to take their seats, the little eunuch scolded in a low voice:

"What are you talking about? An official position is a fart! You and I are brothers of our own family, brothers who fought together on the battlefield, why do you pay so much attention to etiquette?"

When they met and talked, they didn't dare to distinguish just now, so they sat down on the left and right.

The little eunuchs have a lot of money in their pockets, and they don't care about the food, as long as they serve good wine and meat.It's rare for a store owner to meet such a master, who can do whatever he wants, so who has a grudge against Yin Zi?

The vegetables had just been served, and the three of them hadn't moved their chopsticks yet. The youngest brother led the shopkeeper and came running in a panic, bowing before opening his mouth, and said repeatedly:

"Guest officer, I'm really sorry to bother you, sorry!"

The little eunuch suddenly became confused, wondering what the store owner was doing, spending money to live in the store, and paying for money to eat, regardless of the mountains and seas, it has always been like this, why is this old man so noisy?The little eunuch ignored it, and stretched out the chopsticks in his hand to a piece of fat meat, while waving his hands disdainfully:

"The shopkeeper is welcome."

The innkeeper waved his hand and said: "I'm not being polite, the guest officials don't know about it. There is a yamen official in the local area with a great reputation. His ancestor was an official in the imperial court and accumulated countless wealth. He just told him that he would come to the inn for a drink."

The little eunuch smiled and said: "He drinks his wine, we eat our food, has anything to do with our ball?"

"Guest officer whispered," the shopkeeper's expression changed and he waved his hands to stop him hurriedly, "The yamen is rich and powerful, and most of its servants are masters of martial arts. If they offend them slightly, they will be punched or kicked, chopped with knives and axes. One person lost his life Not to mention, the whole family will suffer from it, do you think you can afford it?"

The little eunuch was not afraid of trouble but didn't want to cause trouble, so he thought about it: "In that case, let him go, we will eat here, and go to rest after eating."

The shopkeeper said: "That's not the case. They always wanted this elegant room of yours by name, so I came to discuss with you. You are foreigners. A strong man can't fight against a local snake. One thing more is worse than one thing less. You might as well just let him go." let……"

Seeing this, the little eunuch couldn't help getting angry, slapped the table, stood up abruptly, and said angrily, "No!"

Wang Hengheng and Zhang Baobao also stood up.

The shopkeeper said with a smile on his face: "Guest officer, why bother? There is a good hall next door, which is elegant, quiet, spacious and bright. A man needs such small things, why bother to fight for the short and long of this day?"

Wang Hengheng and Zhang Baobao couldn't bear to let the commander-in-chief be humiliated, they rolled their eyes and said, "Damn it, dogs look down on people, do you know who the person in front of you is? You won't be scared to death if you tell them!"

The little eunuch waved to Wang and Zhang, and then said to the shopkeeper: "Tell that shitty Ya Nei, just say that I won't let you, come and talk to me if you have the guts."

"What's the best way, what's the best way to do this? If you don't give in to both of them, if you make a move, my little shop will be in trouble!" The dishes kept talking.

"Don't be afraid, shopkeeper, if there is any loss, I will pay for any broken pots, tables, chairs and benches!"

"Young Master, you have such a big tone!" A figure like a flower suddenly appeared at the door, with a pretty face raised, and said teasingly, "If you break something, you pay for it. If you hurt someone, what compensation do you have?"

"Compensation? Under heavy punches, casualties are at your own risk. Who can control so much? It's not me who is looking for someone to fight. Why don't they let me fight back when they beat me?" The woman glanced at her, so her tone of voice softened a lot.

"Okay, young master is so stubborn, he is considered a hero, the little girl has something to do with me, and I will see you later." After speaking, she twisted her delicate body and disappeared without a trace in an instant.

The little eunuch was a little puzzled, this girl has a good appearance and extraordinary skills, did not expect that a small mountain forest can hide a big tiger?After thinking about it, he hurriedly turned around and asked the shopkeeper who this woman was. The shopkeeper shook his head like a rattle and said that he had never seen this woman before.While the two of them were talking, suddenly a group of strong men showing off their might rushed in. Before entering the door, a leader shouted loudly:

"Store, store, are the vegetables ready? Is the house cleaned? My son-in-law will arrive soon after speaking."

The storekeeper immediately trotted over to the man from the small eunuch's private room, greeted him with a happy smile and said: "Master, how dare you neglect the orders from the family? The food is already ready, but..."

"Just what? Could it be that you are fucking tired of working? If you don't serve the good son, I will kill you right away!" The same boss shouted.

The store owner is a kind person, and he didn't want the little eunuch to be troublesome, so he turned around and pouted his mouth to signal the little eunuch to leave quickly.The little eunuch is a person who is not afraid of things, how could he turn his ass and leave at this time?So he hung his neck and pretended to be nothing, eating and drinking as if nothing happened.

The boss saw the scene in front of him and immediately understood. He pushed the shopkeeper away, rushed to the door of the elegant room angrily, and yelled fiercely:

"Damn it, you ignorant Yankees, get out, get out, if you dare to say no, I will kill you!"

The little eunuch put down his chopsticks, smiled calmly and said, "You told me to go back to the west, and I went back to the west? Lord Xi and I have no friendship, why are you so anxious to meet his old man? Besides, my son hasn't grown up yet, If I die, you will take care of me?"

"Hey, you have a lot of fucking nonsense! You can decide whether you want to see Lord Yan or not? If you dare to say a word, you will immediately ask your head to fall to see King Hades, do you believe it or not?" the boss called road.

"Oh, I just realized the seriousness of the matter after you said that. My head is worth a hundred and ten taels of silver! Well, I don't want to raise the market price too much. If you give me 100 taels of silver, I will This head is yours. Whether you chop it or chop it, cook it and stew it, it’s all up to you. What do you think? As for asking us to give up our seats, why? But there is always a first-come-first-served one. If you say let me go, I will go. Let's go, it's not good-looking. Rich and poor have dignity. It's said that you don't pay for your life. How about you call me 'Grandpa' on the ground, and I will leave after I slap my ass, so that everyone will look better. You are here It’s good to have an explanation in front of your master, how about brother? Everyone won’t suffer, right?”

The boss' anger has already been pushed to the top of the head by the little eunuch Liao at this time. Originally, he has a violent temper and a strong backstage. Is there anyone in the small town of Wugui Town who is afraid of him?The boss didn't respond, and pulled out a steel knife from his waist with a "cang clang", and slashed at the little eunuch's head fiercely.

Zhang Baobao and Wang Hengheng are fierce generals killed out of thousands of horses, if they don't make a move at this time, can't they wait for the commander's head to fall off before picking them up from the ground?The two men were skilled and fast, they spoke quickly, and before the leader's blade turned over, the two generals had already had acupuncture points on their ribs.The two of them failed to negotiate, Zhang Baobao tapped the Nu point, and Wang Hengheng tapped the Laughter point.Now it's all right, the boss is half crying and half smiling, the shopkeeper and the waiter can't help but laugh when they see this scene.There are so many people under his command, he couldn't help covering his stomach with laughter when he saw the appearance.After laughing for a while, I remembered the business.Because there is no leader, the rest of these small soldiers can't intervene for a long time. I don't know whether it is more important to save people first, or to kill people first?Usually, someone ordered them to move, but now that the boss has become a double-faced person, they have no idea.Besides, the three people in front of them didn't seem to be eating dry food, they acted blindly, and if they were ordered somewhere else, wouldn't they end up in the same end as the boss.This group of people was panicked and at a loss, when they suddenly heard bustling and loud noises outside the door, someone shouted, the dining team led by Di Ya Nei had arrived.