Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch said nicely, he was unarmed, which one could he hit with just two fists?I also blame this Prime Minister Zhang for playing lip service for a long time and not doing anything, which delayed the great opportunity, otherwise the ten little eunuchs would also be chopped into meat.It can be seen that scholars failed to rebel for three years, literati could not accomplish great things, and fighting had to rely on those reckless men.The old man is still hesitating, which son should appear on the stage?The eldest brother is good at martial arts, but his hands and feet are not good, the second child is soft-tempered, and the third child has a violent temper... Besides, those who are going to die still have to live, and it is easy to die, but what would the King of Dayue say if asked?Just at this moment, there was another commotion at the back of the line, and someone shouted in a drake voice:

"Get out of the way, I was sent by the empress, and I want to read the edict of the empress here!"

Everyone stepped aside and squeezed in three people, one horse and weapons in an instant. The little eunuch was overjoyed when he saw it. It turned out that it was Zhang Baobao, Wang Hengheng and an unrelated person, leading his big white horse with a steel gun on his shoulder and a hand in his hand. The sword entered the arena.The little eunuch was like a fish in water, he couldn't help but step forward with a few steps, and flew on the horse with a gun and a sword in hand.

Seeing this scene, the eunuch Yu in the palace shouted loudly: "Oh, old prime minister, why are you fighting here? The flood rushed into the Dragon King Temple, and the family did not recognize the family. This is our court princess Ruan Thimei Husband-in-law, the son-in-law is here, what kind of fight are you fighting? Let go, let go, let go soon!"

The old prime minister pondered for a while, and said sharply: "Eunuch Yu, there have been regulations in my dynasty that the harem is not allowed to interfere in the government affairs, and the palace does not care about the affairs of the court. Please go away quickly, and you don't need to take care of the affairs here!"

Eunuch Yu chuckled, and shouted in the same drake voice: "Old Prime Minister, the inner palace can naturally ignore the court affairs. The son-in-law of Dayue Kingdom is here, can the empress not care about her son-in-law?"

"What bullshit son-in-law? It's not sure whether it's true or not!" The prime minister retorted.

"No matter how long a camel's neck is, it won't be able to eat the grass on the other side of the mountain. It's not like our family doesn't know about your Prime Minister Zhang's abilities, but you shouldn't be in charge of the family affairs of King Dayue!" Eunuch Yu rolled his eyes unconvinced.

"Come here, throw this hermaphrodite out of me!"

While talking, a few men came up, chattering and hurriedly throwing the father-in-law out of the arena.Eunuch Yu got up from the ground, patted the dirt on his body, and left cursing.

After driving away the talkative Eunuch Yu, the old prime minister turned to the young eunuch and said:

"Dude, it's your turn!"

The little eunuch rode on his big horse, not to mention his air, but he felt more at ease, at least he could find a few backs before he died.Seeing Zhang Gaoshou asking him, he said:

"Are you telling me to choose a way to die?"

"Pan, you were once considered someone who dominated half of China, but it's a pity that the general died without a name, and there are also things that capsized boats in the gutter. After all, I didn't want you to die, it was you I asked for it. I am the host, you are the guest, the guest is whatever you want, who wants you to go all the way to this ghost place like us? Tell me, if the old man meets your last condition, you want a whole corpse What, or shredded corpses?"

The little eunuch laughed, and said, "What does a dead man have to do with a whole corpse or a half corpse? Anyway, only one dies. It doesn't matter if you feed the dog after death."

"Okay, happy! My husband regards death as home, I promise you, after death, I promise you that after death, I will be buried generously, and I will be treated favorably. Just enjoy the rank of Shangshu. As for the son-in-law, just let it go, so as not to make the old Wang and his family feel unhappy when they think about it."

The little eunuch suddenly thought: This person who is talking to him is not the chief minister of the court, he is clearly a street gangster who is a villain, and there is no talent in Dayue Kingdom, so he can't use such a gangster!The little eunuch couldn't bear it anymore and said angrily:

"Old man, let your people do it! It's best to come up a few more at a time, killing me one by one is not enough!"

Although the little eunuch has a lot of experience and knowledge, he is still much younger than the scheming old fox Zhang Gaoshou.When Lao Zhang saw that the little eunuch had been tricked, he was secretly happy.He knew very well that this Pan You'an was not a trivial matter, he was definitely not a vain name, let alone an ordinary person.Moreover, he had already calculated that the coming of Pan must have something to do with the arrest of him by the court.This kid fell out of favor in the Northern Dynasty, and he just wanted to go to his father-in-law's place to do some errands.The king of Dayue is old and faint, stupid by nature, and with the help of Pan, their Weng and his son-in-law's family will be like a fish in water, like a tiger with wings added, a perfect match, and what good fruit do they have for Zhang's father and son?It's decided, Prime Minister Zhang must not let this son-in-law enter the palace for half a step to meet his father-in-law.Also, just now he couldn't make up his mind which of his sons he should send to the battle. After the little eunuch mentioned it, he suddenly understood: one is not sure, two are insured, three-on-one, 100% victory is guaranteed, and the chicken is in the crotch Chicken, it's a sure thing.

Ordinarily, Lao Zhang's three sons did not eat dry food. Zhang Guangnan, the boss of the Ministry of War, was inherited by Guang Hanzi, the great ancestor of Lingnan, and his two gold-plated hammers dazzled his eyes.Zhang Guangyue, the second son of the Minister of the Ministry of Officials, is the closed disciple of the Great Master of the Jade Buddha Temple, and dances with two swords.Zhang Guanghai, the third son of Shangshu of the Ministry of Punishment, was self-taught without a teacher. He was good at using two knives, cutting off noses, ears, gouging out eyes, and just looking for odd jobs.The three of them all have the courage to be undeserved. Earlier they also heard that the princess Yan Shimei was very good at martial arts. They wanted to compete with her several times. However, one is that men do not fight with women, the other is that the opportunity is not convenient, and the third is that it is difficult. Both ends of beating wolves are afraid, so they have not been able to do so.

Seeing that the time was ripe, the old man turned his head and greeted him, saying:

"Brother Dahu, let's go up together, this time it's up to the three of you!"

The three responded: "Dad, don't worry, this guy will die without a place to bury him!"

After all, each lighted his weapons, and the three of them went out together.

Three people have surnames, and three horses have names.The eldest rode a red horse named Red-haired Monkey, the second rode a black horse named Guodihui, and the third rode a yellow horse named Weasel.The name is vulgar, but the horses are famous horses, all of which were bought from Xigong with a lot of money.

The little eunuch smiled slightly, and said, "Three generals, report your names!"

Zhang Guangnan responded: "Tell us our names and surnames, I won't scare you to death! I am the eldest son of Mrs. Zhang, the chief assistant of the Dayue Kingdom. My name is Zhang Guangnan. I am awarded the rank of second rank and in charge of the Ministry of War."

Zhang Guangyue said: "I'm Zhang Guangyue, the second child. I'm the second-rank official, and I'm the Minister of the Ministry of Officials."

Zhang Guanghai said: "Sitting in a row and eating fruit, it's my turn. My third child, Zhang Guanghai, is not a senior official, but he is also a minister in charge of criminal law. Your place is called Dali Temple, and our place is called Buli Temple." .Do you understand, boy?"

"Damn it," the little eunuch scolded, "There is no one left in Da Yue, and your family has taken over. Three sons and three ministers, and three more, and there will be no one else's share in the six books!"

"Boy, do you dare to report your name?" The three shouted in unison.

"Okay, I'll scare you guys too. I'm the emperor of the Northern Dynasty in charge of the military department, and I'm officially appointed Marshal of the Army. The one named Pan and You'an is here."

The three of them laughed and said, "You're talking about the past, but now you're shit. We have an official document in which you are wanted. Do you want to take it out and read it?"

The little eunuch was slightly taken aback, and replied: "This matter has nothing to do with the royal family, because I have shown the same evil appearance as yours, and he deceived the emperor and harmed me. When I see the Holy Majesty in the future, I will be cleansed." But not in vain."

"You still face the Holy Spirit, in your next life!" After the three of them said it, the wheel of household items came up.