Merry Eunuch Lang

Who would have thought that in a compound in a small remote country at the same time, two people, a man and a woman, were thinking about the same person at the same time: one cursed him to die immediately, and the other always missed him affectionately.There is neither gratuitous hatred nor gratuitous love. The so-called grievance has its head and debts its owner, which one is no wonder?

Zhang Guangrong had acquaintance with the little eunuch once, and there was a feeling of love and admiration in her mind, even if it was "unrequited love" or "love at first sight".The matter is over and over, only this one, he and the little eunuch have the hatred of killing his wife and seizing their sex.

If you don't say anything, you don't know what to say, and the lights don't turn on. Let the kid start from the beginning.Ye Tou'er who stayed at the back door of the Prime Minister's Mansion of the Dayue Kingdom was none other than Sun Ziwang, the shop owner in Phoenix City, and the man nicknamed "Half Street".

After Sun Tzuwang scolded and sold eunuchs in Phoenix City, and was cast by lottery by the little eunuch, he harbored hatred and knew that he would never be able to repay this injustice in China, so he changed his name and surname to Ye Zizhuang (Sun became a master), He went south and went to the Prime Minister's Mansion of Dayue State to work as a senior chef under Zhang Gaoshou's family. This is his profession, and he started his career based on this. Of course, what he is best at is the work in the kitchen.His craftsmanship is good, and he can cook the best Cantonese cuisine, which is deeply loved by Mr. Xiang.But this old grandson was so shameless, he put on his face, and it didn't take long for him to covet his young lady, Zhang Guangrong.Even though Sun Tzuwang was cut off by someone, his six roots were not removed, and he always harbored a desire for revenge.Besides, he is only 40 years old, not a young man, at least he is still in his prime.At the beginning, the people Pan You'an sent were not very professional in doing that work, so they left half of their roots for Sun Ziwang. In view of this, Lao Sun thought about it day and night, leaving aside the matter of revenge, there are three types of unfilial piety.His wife hadn't given birth to a boy and a girl for half a block. If he didn't think of a way, he would be considered extinct in this life.The young lady of the Zhang family came back from Phoenix City and stayed at home as a widow.They are almost in age, one is a widow and the other is a widower, how much can they care about?The master likes his food, and he works hard, so he is appreciated by the old man and his family. He thinks that he is almost [-] to [-]% sure before he proposes marriage.Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened his mouth, he was scolded by the old prime minister. The old prime minister was furious, reprimanded him on the spot without saying a word, and immediately kicked him out of the dining room (a place specially designed for the prime minister's residence). He was withdrawn from an important post, and he was sent to the back door as a small errand who managed the security of the back door while growing flowers and grass.

Sun Tzuwang sighed in self-pity, thinking that he would never have a bright future in this life, but that damned little eunuch came to his door by himself, and his grandson Wang's chance to become famous has come.

The old prime minister and his three sons (not including Zhang Guangxi) invited Sun Ziwang to the living room and asked carefully:

"Lao Ye, do you dare to say that that person is Pan You'an, the eunuch of the Northern Dynasty and the commander-in-chief of soldiers and horses?" asked Boss Zhang, Minister of the Ministry of War.

Sun Tzuwang nodded vigorously, his heart was still beating wildly because of the excitement and the suddenness of the incident.

"Brother Ye, you won't be misjudged by the black light, right?" Zhang Er, Minister of the Ministry of Officials, asked.

Sun Ziwang shook his head vigorously again.

"Yetou, how did you know that eunuch? It is said that you are still from the same village, why did you sell him?" asked Zhang Laosan, Minister of the Ministry of Punishment.

This is a special interrogative sentence, and the special interrogative sentence should be answered specifically.Sun Tzuwang could neither nod nor shake his head this time, he panted and said:

"When I opened a shop in Phoenix City as a shop owner, he lived in my shop. He killed my wife, ruined my business, and made me live in a foreign country, so I have a sworn feud with him, and I can't wait to live Eat its flesh and skin it alive!"

"Well said!" Zhang Laosan, who was in charge of the punishment department, praised, "We both have the same disease and love each other. He has a hatred with you for killing his wife, and he has a hatred for taking my wife with me."

Sun Tzuwang was puzzled and asked suspiciously, "Where did the third son start talking about this?"

"Ye Tou doesn't know that Princess Ruan Shimei of Dayue is my fiancée, but unexpectedly, she was taken over by that surnamed Pan. Do you think it's annoying or not?"

Sun Ziwang wanted to start a conversation, but was stopped by the old Zhang: "We are talking about business, but you are talking gossip. Let's not talk about those old millet rotten sesame seeds. Let's do business. According to the opinions of you guys, this eunuch should How to deal with it?"

"Father has no worries, this matter is easy to handle." Zhang Bingbu said, "As far as I know, the eunuch Pan You'an relied on in the Northern Dynasty. The rest is nothing to worry about, including the prime minister named Wang Shugui. There is an official document from the Northern Dynasty here, asking me to cooperate in the arrest of the imperial convict Pan You'an. Last time, the two families were at odds because of their support for the eight anti-kings. This time, they took the surname. Pan's escort to the north is considered a great achievement, and the two families will use this to rebuild the old relationship, and then we will look for opportunities to seek northward, take advantage of the fire, and expand our territory."

Lao Zhang nodded and said: "Very good! What the boss said is exactly what I want."

Zhang's staff hesitated, and said: "Brother's plan is good, but if the King of Dayue knows that this Pan is his son-in-law, and thus interferes with it, I'm afraid it will cause side effects and destroy our plan."

"He knows shit!" Old Zhang shook his head and said disdainfully, "Mr. Ruan has lived in the inner palace for a long time, indulged in drinking and sex, and lived in seclusion. I won't report it. How can he know so much?"

Zhang Laosan said: "In my opinion, it's better to cut off that surnamed Pan. Even if Wang Jia knows that he is his son-in-law, but the raw rice is already ripe, what can he do to me?"

"Okay," said Prime Minister Zhang happily, "pass down the order, whether to die or not, whoever kills the imperial convict of the Northern Dynasty will be rewarded ten thousand gold and ten thousand households!"

After all, without further ado, Lao Zhang told his sons to act quickly.Sun Ziwang stood up and said:

"Master, what should I do?"

The prime minister waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, you must be the first one after all. We don't forget the well digger when we drink water. Afterwards, I will make you the head of the prime minister's mansion. Of course, the lady is also yours."

Sun Tzuwang was overjoyed. He climbed to the ground and kowtowed three times, vowing: "I will be Xiangye's dog in this life. I will bite whoever you say I will bite!"

Zhang Gaoshou certainly didn't know that Sun Ziwang was castrated in Phoenix City, otherwise he would never have betrothed his daughter to a trash.

Besides, the little eunuch and others were tightly surrounded by the troops sent by the prime minister's mansion. The two big insiders in Lao Huang's house plus his wife and him, Lao Huang was not counted as him, only his words were good. How can a person be an opponent of the wolves and tigers of the Great Viet Army?At this time, the sky was already bright, and the little eunuch looked around, and roughly estimated that the other party's manpower was at least a thousand.But he was also a little puzzled: I don't know what happened over there?There was only shouting, but no attack, otherwise the five of them would have been brutally murdered if they made a charge.The little eunuch was empty-handed, he didn't have a horse or a spear, he had all the skills, even a water-boiling stick in his hand could not be found anywhere.

Just as he was at his wit's end, he suddenly saw a commotion in the opponent's line, followed by three riders on horseback and one rider in a car.The old man in the car was about fifty years old, his face was as yellow as paper, his cheeks were fleshless, his eye sockets were sunken, and he was as thin as a stick.The old man shouted towards them:

"Listen carefully to the people inside. The old man is the first assistant to the Prime Minister Zhang Gaoshou before the king of Dayue. You wait for a few thieves to enter the prime minister's mansion at night, plotting wrongdoings, and they will be executed according to the law. The true nature preserves the virtue of life, and I miss you It's the first offense, and you don't know the truth, so you won't be held accountable anymore. Listen to me, you guys are bound to come out, and each of you will be punished with three to five boards, so I'll let you go. Do you understand? ?”

The two masters wanted to reveal their identities, but were stopped by the little eunuch.He came from the palace, and he knew very well that the palace is dangerous and intrigues, the two of them must die in vain if they go out.Besides, although they rushed into the prime minister's mansion at night to save people, it was not reasonable.The little eunuch thought over and over again, and decided to talk to Zhang Xiang in person.He walked out of the courtyard boldly, clasped his fists in both hands, and said:

"My lord, please."

"It's easy to talk about it," Prime Minister Zhang changed the subject, pulled his face down, and said, "Who are you, why did you come to my country of Dayue to cause trouble. And entering the Prime Minister's residence at night, don't you know that this is a capital offense?"

The little eunuch was neither overbearing nor humble, and replied in a clear voice: "The boy is from the north. Because he came here to seek relatives and was not met, he was put in prison by your country's soldiers. It's not because I broke into the prime minister's house at night, but because I came to your house yesterday." The young master carried me in in a sedan chair. My friend was afraid that I might offend the young master by getting drunk, so he climbed up the wall to pick me up. If I offend, I hope the prime minister will forgive me."

"Speaking lightly, it's a bunch of nonsense!" The old man rebuked, "My son and you are neither relatives nor relatives, and we have never met each other. Why did you carry you into my house in a sedan chair? If you take this guy down, the old man will definitely reward you!"

"Wait a minute, Prime Minister!" the little eunuch said with a smile.

"What else do you want to say?" Zhang Gaoshou was a little impatient.

"Let me ask you, I am an ordinary person, do you need to mobilize troops like this? According to the routine, using the army casually is enough to destroy the nine clans!" The little eunuch was trying to delay time, and he couldn't come up with a better way. to deal with the predicament at hand.

"Are you an ordinary citizen? Do you dare to say that you are an ordinary citizen?" The old man used his trump card.

"Who do you say I am?" The little eunuch didn't believe that someone in the remote country of Yue would recognize him, but he suddenly remembered the mysterious woman he met in the prime minister's mansion last night.

"Where is Ye Zizhuang?" Zhang Gaoshou turned around and shouted.

Sun Ziwang responded, pointed at the little eunuch's nose and cursed:

"Pan, do you have a day today? You thought that you could stand high and bully goodness because you are a commander in chief of the army, but you didn't expect that you would fall into my hands today?"

The little eunuch thought for a moment, then suddenly remembered the little shopkeeper in Phoenix City.He smiled and said:

"It turned out to be you, old friend. I accidentally cut off your penis. How about it? You won't have a son in this life, right?"

"Your surname is Pan, you are too deceitful!" Sun Ziwang blushed and shouted incoherently after being exposed to his shortcomings, and his prospective father-in-law was by his side, "You are an eunuch in this life, and you will be an eunuch in the next life. There will be retribution!"

"What does my eunuch not being a superintendent have anything to do with you? You are not a good shopkeeper, you don't have to worry about food and drink, but you want to take refuge in the anti-king and betray us. Did I provoke you?"

Sun Tzuwang was speechless. In fact, he was wronged, and the trouble was all his own fault.He still wanted to distinguish, but was repelled by Zhang Gaoshou.The old prime minister said sharply:

"Pan You'an, you are a prisoner from the Northern Dynasty, and now you are in my hands, what do you have to say?"

"I won't talk anymore, I won't talk anymore. But I would like to advise you, don't pick a mouse and meddle in other people's business. If not, one of you will come here and take my life." The little eunuch still had that bohemian tone.