Merry Eunuch Lang

Zhang Guangxi's only older sister is Zhang Guangrong, who is only 21 years old even though she is a widow.When the prince of Dayue presided over the wedding, at the age of 14, she pretended to be a princess of the dynasty and married to the heavenly dynasty as the seventh princess.It is said that she is a princess, but she is actually a concubine, sometimes even worse than a palace maid.This Seventh Prince is greedy for money, lustful and powerful. He has more than a dozen concubines. Although Zhang Guangrong is a princess, but she comes from a small remote country, and the dowry is too thin.Coupled with her poor looks, the Seventh Prince was even more dismissive of her. In the first few days of the wedding, the favor once or twice was just superficial.The Eight Kings and other brothers failed in their rebellion and were captured and taken to the capital. It is impossible for them to return to the fief forever, and each of them left only one princess to accompany them when they left.

After Zhang Guangrong returned to his hometown, his father, Prime Minister Zhang, inquired several times if there was a man of the right age from an official family, and dismissed her well.This woman from Guangrong is a widow at home. She follows the rules and abides by women's ethics. She stays at home every day, helps her parents manage the family business, and is considerate of servants and maids, so she is very popular.

This day, she saw her younger brother Zhang Guangxi, who was always causing trouble, carrying a person in a sedan chair. It was not her favor, she simply didn't want to care about these dirty things.The father said that since the sedan chair brought in must be a woman, let her go and observe it, if it is almost the same, let Guangxi and the others pay homage to the flower hall, it is rare that he fell in love with a woman this time.

Surrounded by a few maids, Zhang Guangrong tiptoed quietly to her brother's room, poked a small hole in the window paper with her finger, and took a look inside: ah!It almost didn't frighten her half to death. This person is none other than General Pan, the commander-in-chief of the Celestial Dynasty.

At that time, Pan Youan vindicated the king and conquered Phoenix City, and all the male and female relatives were gathered together.General Pan was riding a tall white horse, standing proudly in the middle of the arena, she accidentally glanced at him, and this one glance was like a nail in her heart, and she never forgot it for a day.The reason why she remembered this man was not because of revenge in the future, or because she wanted to find something to do with him one day. At that time, she just thought: General Pan is imposing, handsome, and martial arts are world-class. This man is a husband, so he deserves to be in the afterlife.She is not like Qin Muchu, a watery foreign flower, just think about it, she has self-knowledge, not to mention that she is a widow, and she is far away from thousands of mountains and rivers, she is a powerful general, even if she is the daughter of the prime minister, she is still a remnant flower The willow is defeated, and it is an extravagant hope to see that handsome young man again in this life, and there is nothing else to talk about.I don't know if it was the wish of heaven, or it was a coincidence, that little general Pan was carried to their home by her little brother in a sedan chair by a strange coincidence.

After the surprise, Zhang Guangrong remembered the fear: General Pan, who is he, the great marshal of the Celestial Dynasty!Where is the vinegar sour, and where is the salt salty? How did this man come here?How did her brother carry her into the mansion as a male prostitute?Zhang Guangrong suddenly felt that the matter was of great importance, if not done well, her whole family would be implicated, and the possibility of killing even the Nine Clans was not out of the question.In view of this, she should have reported to her father, but after thinking about it, her father is too selfish, he does not say anything arbitrarily, and is domineering, and the King of Dayue usually doesn't look down on him, if it is for his own selfishness, or kills Killing the mouth, or putting the blame on others, ruining the life of this little general, isn't it because of her.Thinking about it this way, she decided not to spread the news for the time being, but to observe the situation first, and it seemed that Xiaoguan Pan would not just ruin her brother's life.

In order to entertain his sweetheart, Zhang Guangxi set up a big table with delicious food.The little eunuch was also extremely hungry. He hadn't seen meat for several days, and he couldn't even eat coarse rice and light rice.Therefore, comers are not rejected, large pieces of meat are eaten, and large bowls of wine are drunk.Seeing that the little eunuch was eating happily, Zhang Guangxi thought he had figured it out, and said from the side:

"Brother, eat quickly, let's go to bed as soon as possible."

The little eunuch ate his mouth full of oil and said, "Don't worry, it's still early!"

"Don't worry, my house is already on fire!" Zhang Guangxi said.

"Yan Wang is urging me not to urge me to eat. You have to let me eat this meal! Besides, you don't eat the food in your prison. I have lost too much these days. Don't worry, I'm full. Only then can I have the energy to chat with you!"

"That's right," Zhang Guangxi said repeatedly, "Eat slowly, if you don't have enough salt or vinegar, you can just talk."

"Look at those people standing at the door and staring at me, how can I eat?" The little eunuch pouted towards the door.

Zhang Guangxi stood up and shouted to the outside: "All the sentries are fucking withdrawn, and everyone should get away from me. If anyone ruins my brother's and me's interest, be careful I will pick someone's skin!" "

The little eunuch was actually thinking of ways while eating, so subduing this little bastard was no problem, the key was how would he get out by himself?Before he could think of a solution, he was urged to go to bed again!In a rage, the little eunuch spread all the cowardice he had suffered in the past few days on Warden Zhang.I saw him stand up straight, with an angry face, when Zhang Guangxi wanted to look again, how could the warm little white face just now turned into a big bad wolf pouring blood?Xiao Zhang was terrified and exclaimed:

"Brother, who are you?"

"Damn it, who is your brother? Boy, I'm sure I'm your grandfather's grandfather!" The little eunuch finally revealed his true form.

"Grandpa's grandpa, please spare me!" Zhang Guangxi didn't care about decency at this moment.

The little eunuch stepped forward, and before he could yell out a second time, he pinched his neck and gnashed his teeth, cursing:

"Damn it, I came all the way to visit relatives, to see my father-in-law and mother-in-law, but I met you gang of thieves, robbers who rob money, robbers who rob sex, do you treat guests like this? Let me ask you, you little bastard, men have gone to do that with men, so why leave women behind?"

"Grandpa, boy, don't dare anymore..." Zhang Guangxi's cheeks were flushed, and his eyeballs were about to pop out.

"That's fine," said the little eunuch, "I'll make you feel comfortable if you want to be comfortable. You don't think about anything good all day, so I want to see how long your hair is today?"

After the little eunuch finished speaking, like an eagle carrying a chick, he lifted up the poor young master Zhang and threw him in front of a pillar, shouting:

"Take off your pants!"

"Take off your pants?! Could it be that you have changed your mind, brother?" Zhang Guangxi suddenly revealed a trace of joy amidst his fear.

"Change your mother!" The little eunuch scolded, "I want to use your waistband."

"Just take it, isn't it just a pair of belts?" Xiao Zhang was very generous.

Ya Nei's young master pulled his trouser belt, and his trousers were also exposed. The string of gourd belts and sticks was immediately exposed. The little eunuch pulled it smoothly and teased:

"Things are genuine, but they don't follow the right path!"

"If you don't cooperate, why don't you know that I'm not going the right way?" Xiao Zhang was still unwilling, and his lips were pouted.

"Forget it, I won't talk to you, and I can't explain it to someone like you!"

"I don't understand, and I still say that others don't understand." Zhang Guangxi muttered in a low voice.

The little eunuch ignored him, and could not help but say that he hooked Zhang Guangxi's belt around his neck, and then hung him on the pillar.This is good, I can't go up and down, I look like I've been hanged, I can't shout out with my teeth grinning, but it won't be fatal for a while.

The little eunuch had something important to do so he couldn't delay, he had enough to eat and drink, his most urgent task now was how to get out of this compound as soon as possible.He knew that in the middle of the night, there must be someone blocking the front door, and climbing over walls and ridges is not his strong point. Just when he was at a loss for what to do, he suddenly saw a figure outside.The little eunuch rushed out, borrowing the moonlight to see a woman standing in front of him, the little eunuch asked in a low voice:

"Who are you?"

"General Pan, you have a lot of adults, so don't bother with my younger brother. I'll help you get out of the wrong place quickly." The woman said in shock.

"General Pan!" The little eunuch was taken aback and asked, "Who are you, how do you know my surname is Pan?"

"General, you know everything in the world. This is not a place to talk. I'll open the back door for you, so hurry up and leave!" the woman said.

Zhang Guangrong led the way, followed by the little eunuch, and arrived at the back door of the Prime Minister's mansion in a short while.The gatekeeper at the back door impatiently stretched out his head from the window, squinted his eyes and asked:

"Who is it? In the middle of the night, where are you going?"

"Yetou, I'm Zhang Guangrong, and I'm taking this boy home," the woman said.

"Ah, so it's Miss! I'll get up and open the door for you right now."

The janitor called Yetou said to light the oil lamp, put on his trousers and came out to open the door. He had just unlocked the door, and turned around inadvertently. Unfortunately, the light just shone on the face of the little eunuch. Throw it to the ground, and run into the house as fast as you can, shouting while running:

"Come on, hurry up and catch the spies! Pan You'an, the commander-in-chief of the Celestial Dynasty, has broken into the mansion!"

The little eunuch wanted to kill someone, but he didn't have anything in his hand, and the man was running faster than a rabbit, he didn't know what to do, suddenly several figures appeared, the first one said:

"Pan Lang, let's go, I'll break the queen!"

When the little eunuch saw that it was Nanqiao Fengye who had brought someone, he felt relieved.Zhang Guangrong opened the back door and urged:

"Let's go, General!"

If it was Nanqiao and those two big inner masters, with lightness kung fu, one step would be eight feet away, and there would have been no shadows in this battle.The little eunuch is a general on horseback, he doesn't know how to walk, and running competitions are not his specialty, and he is a black light, and he is already sweating profusely after running a few steps.The four of them ran about two or three miles away, and the chasing horse team in the prime minister's mansion was approaching.In desperation, seeing that they were approaching the small courtyard of Lao Huang's house, several people took advantage of the opportunity to sneak into the hut to hide.

They shouldn't, they shouldn't have run to Huangguanguo's small wooden house, there is no shelter around, not a single tree, and there is no danger around, the prime minister's residence is crowded, and the brigade surrounded the small wooden house in a short while It's leaking.