Merry Eunuch Lang

Even the warden couldn't openly transfer prisoners around. Zhang Guangxi had a way. He took a small sedan chair from outside and carried the little eunuch to his house.After entering the courtyard, the little eunuch saw from the slightly opened sedan chair curtain that he had seen the world and knew that this was definitely not an ordinary family.If you are not an official in the court, you are not an official businessman, or an ordinary family, how did you ever have such a grandeur?There are soldiers at the gate, sentry posts on the wall, high walls and giant towers, pavilions and pavilions, quiet paths, gurgling water, servants and maids, file in and out, the gates are elegant and orderly.The front door, the main door, the inner door, three floors inside and three floors outside, after many twists and turns, the sedan chair that the little eunuch was riding in arrived at the secret room of the warden.The little eunuch concluded that with a small official in charge of the prison, there would never be such a formation. It must be his father or someone else who built this building second only to the palace.

The little eunuch guessed right, this mansion was the official residence of Zhang Gaoshou, the Prime Minister of the Dayue Dynasty.Zhang Gaoshou is a veteran of the four dynasties. He has been in the court for more than forty years. He is an official position. He is under one person and above ten thousand people. He has power in the court. Even Ruan Tingyu, the king of Dayue, has nothing to do with him and treats him with three respects. Very scared.

Zhang Guangxi is the youngest son of the old prime minister, and the other sons are all officials in the court, occupying various key departments, in charge of the Ministry of War, the Ministry of Officials, and the Ministry of Punishment. If there are more sons, the six departments will have no other share.Among them, the youngest son worried the old prime minister the most. After Zhang Guangxi became an adult, he didn't love women, but preferred masculinity.Just because this extravagance ruined the style of Xiangfu's family, the old grand master sent him to work as a prison officer in a prison in the border gate in a rage.The purpose is to let him experience life. If he has more dealings with prisoners or miscellaneous people, he may understand the hardships of being a human being and gradually change his bad habits.According to the old man's opinion, most of the criminals are villains, and among the villains, there is no such thing as the charming guest his son likes.

However, the development of the matter did not proceed according to Prime Minister Zhang's thinking. Warden Zhang still did his own thing and was not close to women. From time to time, he found some dubious roosters (prostitutes) to go home and do random things. .

One day, the youngest son carried a sedan chair into the courtyard, and Lao Zhang was overjoyed: Everyone who sits in a sedan chair is a woman. Could it be that my son has changed his course and become a real man?The old prime minister was worried, so he sent his confidants to inquire about the news, and when he came back, he said: The yamen has brought back a handsome young man, who doesn't look like a local.Lao Zhang was immediately furious. It is said that if he asked his servants to expel this young man from a foreign country immediately, maybe the passive situation later would not happen.But he didn't, he still wanted to give his younger son a chance, and hoped that this would be his last time.

Zhang Guangxi has three older brothers and one older sister, but no younger brother or younger sister below him. He is an authentic nest.The elder brothers were all important ministers in the court, and they became ministers respectively, and lived in the mansion allotted by the King of Dayue.The only elder sister also married a prince of the Great Dynasty of Phoenix City in order to be with her relatives.After many negotiations, he returned to the prime minister's home not long ago.Now in this huge palace, apart from the old couple, there are a widow and a bachelor below.Of course, it's not that Zhang Guangxi can't find a wife, but that he doesn't accept a wife at all, even in name, and he gets sick when he sees a woman.

After the little eunuch was leisurely carried to this deep house compound in a sedan chair, he suddenly realized how to get out?He is not Zhang Facun, Huang Ren, nor Nanqiao Maple Leaf. He can't do things like climbing high and low.If it is not impossible but impossible to kill with a knife, how many people should be killed?He has always advocated that killing people is not his goal, and he only kills when necessary. In this foreign land, if you don't know your friends and enemies, is it just a joke to kill casually?This little boy, Zhang Guangxi, is a bastard at best, isn't it too much to take his life?While the little eunuch was hesitating, the little official in charge of the prison approached him lewdly, and said sweetly:

"Kiss, will you be my wife or my man tonight?"

When the little eunuch heard this, he felt very disgusted. Unless it was a friendship between a man and a family, or mutual use, or a duel with each other, no matter what, it would not be involved in this aspect.Meeting such a transgender maniac, the little eunuch couldn't laugh or cry, and lightly refuted it, saying:

"Please realize that we are both men!"

"What's the matter?" Zhang Guangxi pursed his lips and smiled disapprovingly, and said, "I don't like women, I just like men like you. Hey, what's the matter with you? We made good terms, so don't change your mind ah!"

Li Huiqin, a harem maid of the Dai Viet Kingdom, was ordered to leave the palace for the second time by the order of the concubine. This time, the empress specially selected two masters and a eunuch to assist her in her actions.When I saw Huang Guanguo, I informed him that my wife was going to meet my son-in-law in Puciyi.Seeing that things went well, Lao Huang felt relieved and said:

"Then let's go to the prison and get that son-in-law out!"

The palace eunuch Yu Gonggong said: "Naturally, our family has the imperial edict in our hands, so we can go directly to the prison to arrest him. Which of them dare not let him go?"

A group of people rushed to the cell again, Nanqiao Maple Leaf still dressed up as a boy for convenience.Because the eunuch was backed by the empress, he was naturally upright and confident. As soon as he entered the door, he read out the edict of the empress, which said:

"Today, there are three people including Mr. Pan, a foreigner, who are the mother's nephew and book boy. After seeing the decree, they will be released as soon as possible. Anyone who violates the order will be beheaded!"

Those in charge, the prison guards, prison guards, prison chiefs, etc. knelt down on the ground, and all looked at each other in blank dismay after receiving the imperial edict.It's not that they don't hand over people and don't let them go, it's that there is no one in the prison who is looking for by name. The book boy is there, and the two big and three thick men are released on the spot. The key is that the young master is not there.A deputy warden explained the whole story according to the facts, and this time it was the turn of the palace eunuch and the two high-ranking officials to look at each other: Of course they knew that the old prince was timid to the prime minister, so how many of them are worthless?

The eunuch Yu in the palace couldn't recover the order, so naturally he didn't dare to go back to the palace, so he went back to Huang Guanguo's house to discuss countermeasures.After going back and forth like this, it was almost dark.Lao Huang is a loner, he is the only one in the house, so he and his cousin have to boil water and cook for the guests.Two masters, one surnamed Wen and the other Bian, said:

"If you go back empty-handed like this, you won't be able to pay the errand. Tomorrow, your mother will go to Puciyi to meet your young master! Why don't we go to the prime minister's mansion overnight to see if we can get some news? Then play by ear. Cousin Huang Can you find someone who knows some martial arts here to help us two?"

Nanqiao Fengye was eager to save her husband at this time, and said without thinking too much, "I'll go!"

The two masters looked at Nanqiao Fengye's figure, and said with disdain:

"You can do it? Like a woman."

"It's not good to kill people, but it's okay to watch the wind." Nanqiao laughed.

One of them said: "Forget it like this, let's make up the number of people! With the two of us here, don't expect anything from him!"

The three packed up and weighed themselves, and went straight to the prime minister's mansion in the dark.