Merry Eunuch Lang

After Huang Guanguo got out of the prison, he didn't dare to be negligent, and immediately arranged Nanqiao Fengye to a suitable place, and then asked someone to write a letter to his cousin, saying that there was an urgent matter at home, and asked her to go home.

Lao Huang's cousin is called Li Huiqin. Miss Huiqin heard that there was an urgent matter at home, so she didn't dare to neglect her. She thought it must be something wrong with her seriously ill mother, so she hurriedly asked the princess to take leave and go home to take care of her mother's funeral.Although the Royal Palace of Dayue is not as large as the Celestial Dynasty, it is still the capital of a small country. Can it be a place where you can come and go freely if you ask for leave?But the concubine is different. She was born in a poor family and knows the hardships of the people.In particular, he treats court ladies and servants with compassion and love.Listening to Miss Huiqin coming to ask for leave, how many times in a lifetime is it rare for an ordinary court lady to ask for leave?Knowing that love is not a trivial matter, she immediately nodded her head and asked her confidant eunuch to open the back door and let her go back quickly.

Miss Huiqin met Lao Huang and Nanqiao Fengye who restored her daughter's makeup at her natal home.Ye Er said that Pan You'an, the son-in-law of the king of Dayue, wanted to see his father-in-law, but because he left in a hurry without the relevant procedures, he was imprisoned by the gatekeepers.Upon hearing this, Huiqin said:

"Since the princess went to look for her husband, there has been no news for several months. She is extremely anxious and shed tears all day long. If she knows that it is the son-in-law who came to visit her relatives, she must be very happy!"

Huang Guanguo said: "If my younger sister facilitates this matter, it will be a great achievement for their son-in-law and mother-in-law to meet. I will let that son-in-law buy you a good gift."

Huiqin said: "I haven't seen anything in the palace, I don't want his gift!"

"What did you say you want?" Lao Huang said.

"I want him to tell his mother-in-law a favor, release me from the palace, find someone, find someone..."

"What are you talking about, sister?" Lao Huang said anxiously.

"Looking for someone to marry, I want to live like an ordinary person." Huiqin blurted out.

"Didn't you say that your mother is so kind to you? Why are you willing to leave her? In the palace, there are golden mountains and silver seas, delicacies from mountains and seas, and you can take care of them. Such a good place, many people want to go but can't go!" Lao Huang deliberately teased road.

"Although the palace is good, it is heavily guarded. Every day when I look up, there is only an old man and a young prince who is not willing to be satisfied. Then there are countless women in the big crowd except for some useless eunuchs. What do you say?" What's the meaning of the palace?" Miss Huiqin said quietly.

Lao Huang smiled and said, "Sister is not ashamed, she wants to marry someone!"

Huiqin retorted, "Don't look for a wife if you have the skills!"

Huang Guanguo wanted to be funny, but Nanqiao Maple Leaf was anxious and interrupted:

"You two stop fighting, leave this matter to me, I guarantee that General Pan will try to get Sister Huiqin out of the palace and marry a good man."

"I don't want a proud gentleman!"

"Then what do you want?" Nanqiao was puzzled.

"I already have someone I like." Huiqin lowered her head and said shyly.

"Who?" Lao Huang couldn't help swallowing when he heard it.

"It's Fan Xiaowan, who sells rice cakes in our village."

Lao Huang laughed and said, "I thought it was some kind of big shot. My sister has no ambitions. It's not good who to marry. Choose Fan Tuanzi, who is covered in oil!"

"What's the matter with Fan Tuanzi, I am willing, but you want to take care of me?" Huiqin rolled her eyes and glanced at her cousin.

Afraid of making a mistake, Nanqiao hurriedly said, "Sister, don't quarrel. Fan Xiaoguan will follow Fan Xiaoguan. I will pass this matter on for you."

"Sister, who are you? You speak very reasonablely, unlike my cousin."

It was inconvenient for Nanqiao to reveal his identity, so Huang Guanguo made a rescue and said:

"This is the new sister-in-law I found for you."

Li Huiqin refused to let go, and sarcastically said: "It's really flowers stuck on the cow dung pile, sister's fairy-like face, how could she fall in love with such a wimp like my brother?"

Lao Huang smiled and said: "The flowers on the cow dung pile bloom beautifully, because there is enough fertilizer!"

"Okay, let's not talk about it, the business is important, Cousin Li, act quickly!" Nanqiao stopped.

After Li Huiqin returned to the palace, she told the princess about her encounter with Huang Guanguo. The princess was surprised and said:

"The prince's son-in-law dares to lock up these bastards? It's against them!"

Huiqin persuaded: "Your Majesty, don't be anxious. The plan for now is to meet the son-in-law, and it won't be too late to identify the real person. If you encounter a fake, pretending to be a royal relative, it will not be a big deal. .”

The concubine said confidently: "I'm not afraid of this, even if he doesn't bring any tokens, as long as he is really the son-in-law of Ai's family, as soon as I talk about Princess Shimei's situation, I will know immediately."

"How do you see it?" Huiqin was worried about the empress, and said, "You can't bring men into the palace. What kind of person is the empress? How can she go on a private date with that Yankee? The prince knew it was just for fun. of?"

The empress pondered for a while, and said: "Girl, there is no need to say too much, this mourner has her own opinion."

After all, the empress ordered the chief eunuch in the palace to pass on her edict, and the arrangements continued like this.

The next day, the empress sent out the wind to lead people to Puciyi to offer incense and fulfill her vows.

The warden in charge of the little eunuch is named Zhang Guangxi, nicknamed Digger, he is a money-loving and lustful fellow.The day before, he had heard from people below that the new Yankees had been caught by the patrols and sent to the cell, and that they had brought a lot of gold, silver and jewels, which were confiscated by the patrolling chiefs along the way.Zhang Guangxi was so angry that his teeth itch. He wished he could arrest those patrol soldiers, interrogate them one by one, and let them spit out what they ate.It's a pity that his position is humble, and he is not qualified to stand up to those people, so he has to suffer a dumb loss.But he couldn't swallow this breath, so after thinking about it, he decided to interrogate the little eunuch privately, to see what else could be squeezed out?But after seeing it, the digger suddenly changed his mind: two little boys, each more attractive than the other.Another female statue, he was not interested and let Huang take it away.He didn't sleep well last night, and he kept thinking about that little boy who made him linger and couldn't stop.

"You guys, do you want to die or live?" Zhang Guangxi said.

The little eunuch didn't take this person seriously. When he met Liao Shuyu the day before, he judged that this man was not deep in the city, and he was probably a guy who had just been promoted or had some background.

"My lord, what if you want to die, and what if you want to live?" the little eunuch asked.

"If you want to live, you have to pay a fine of 100 taels of silver per person. The total of three people is 300 taels, not much, right? If you want to die, it's easy. If you starve for a few days, you won't be provided with water or rice. Let's see how long you can last?" Zhang Guangxi Ang start talking.

"We are businessmen, and your money has been confiscated by your people. Where is the money?" The little eunuch said truthfully.

"I don't care, whoever confiscated it, you can go to whoever, anyway, I haven't seen a penny from you!" Zhang Guangxi said in a tone that recognized the money but not the person.

"Accordingly, 300 taels of silver is not much, otherwise, my lord," the little eunuch knew that he had met a villain, and it was inconvenient to fight against such a person, so he thought of a plan to delay the attack and said, "Let's send a brother outside to find money, you How about giving us three days?"

"You strangers, your accent is thousands of miles away from here. Where can you find money? You are obviously playing tricks on me!" Zhang Guangxi saw the flaw.

"What should I do?"

"It's easy to handle. I have an idea." Zhang Guangxi blushed a little when he spoke, and said, "The three of you will sleep with me for one night, and the fine will be waived, and I will give you a good meal, how about it?" , don’t suffer, right?”

"We are all men, do you mean to be a bird?" Zhang Baobao was puzzled and said with disdain.

"You don't understand this, men have the taste of men!"

"Okay, I'll be the first to accompany you!" Once the little eunuch heard about such a good thing, how could he let it go?

Zhang Guangxi was overjoyed, and said: "Well, you were the one I had my eyes on yesterday, and I don't want the two of them! But, having said that, one of you is better than the third, and you can't do it even once!"

The little eunuch said: "Naturally, I will guarantee your satisfaction!"