Merry Eunuch Lang

Not all of Prime Minister Wang's tents are for dry food.

The day before yesterday, Wang Xiang heard from Wen Shichang that the whereabouts of the little eunuch suddenly disappeared, and the two thousand people who followed him on the expedition seemed to have evaporated, and there was no trace in an instant.The old Prime Minister knew that the little eunuch was the first and last hurdle for him to surpass the imperial power, and Pan Youan couldn't get rid of it, let alone sitting on the throne, he couldn't close his eyes even when he was sleeping.Of course, he was more aware of the capabilities of this fake eunuch, and he had expected that Pan You'an would not return to the court to report on his duties, and would disappear after that.He didn't dare to be negligent, therefore, Wang Shugui immediately summoned soldiers who are accustomed to fighting from all over the country, and recruited a large number of troops, and ordered all the commanders-in-chief and governors of the states and counties to gather in the capital, and competed in the school field for half a month. When asked about one's background, even robbers and thieves, habitual murderers, etc., are selected based on merit.Suddenly, there were more than [-] soldiers and thousands of generals.In addition to the former generals Wei Kongxun and Wei Kongpeng brothers, Sha Jiuke, governor of Liaozhou, Wang Dingjun, governor of Binzhou, Wu Shamao, general of Shanhaiguan, Sun Anbang, guard of Yumen Pass, Li Dingguo, general of Yanling Pass, Zhao Tianyue, young general of Tongchuan, Yin Shoujing, the prefect of Hululing, Liu Guoying, the admiral of Zhenxiongguan, Zhu Linlang, the daughter of Zhu Bowen who stayed behind at Longshanguan, Yao Songshan, the owner of the Taihang cottage, Yu Guanshui, the commander of the Weihai Wei Navy, Yang Gongzhen, the leader of Niutuling, and the bully high school junior of Tiejizhou, etc. .Among them, there are recommended ones. At the same time, through open and unannounced visits and in-depth searches, five masters were dug out, namely Zhuge Ming, the Chaowolong, Pang Yuanlang, Saifengchu, Hanxin, the fortune teller, and Zhang San, the master of the psychic temple. Crazy, Jinshan Temple abbot Chen Fahai and others.

These five extraterrestrial masters know astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom;There is another person who is a descendant of Guo Ziyi, a veteran of the former dynasty. According to the prefect of Anyang, his surname is Guo Mingyanzhang.This man is well versed in the art of war, superb in martial arts, he is two feet tall, good at wielding a hooked sickle and spear, he can appear and disappear like ghosts and ghosts, picking the head of a general in a crowd of ten thousand horses is like picking a bag for something.General Guo was the commander-in-chief, Wen Shichang was the deputy commander-in-chief, and Wang Shugui personally went to the field to help out. He said that he was supervising the army, but in fact the country was also supervising it.The five senior scholars once suggested that the emperor should drive the conquest himself, so that it would be justifiable at first and morale would be boosted at the next.Prime Minister Wang thinks it is cumbersome, what can a fool do?So people put the fool in a secret place and led the team out.

Also, most of the original Gyeonggi troops and the garrison troops in nearby prefectures were once commanded by eunuchs, and there were many admirers and supporters among them. Or exile.

Prime Minister Wang poured out elite soldiers from all over the country. The three armies under his jurisdiction have a total of 83 horses and cavalry, which is known as 100 million to the outside world.Such an army will surely have no opponents, the little eunuch gathers chicken feathers to make a duster, what are the chances of winning?

Fortunately, Wang Shugui is not Cao Mengde, the same insidious and vicious two people are comparable.In terms of strategy, using soldiers, and knowing people, etc., the old Wangtou is much inferior.What kind of climate can be achieved if the princes don't understand the emperor and they are still self-righteous?

The two armies were facing each other. There was a place outside Haizhou City called Goujiatan. The terrain was flat and it was most suitable for large troops to move.The crossbowmen held their ground.The deputy commander-in-chief Wen Shichang was eager to make meritorious deeds, and rode a gray donkey to the center of the arena, lit up his sissy voice and shouted:

"Who is that, that person surnamed Pan came out to speak!"

The little eunuch dragged his spear backwards, sat on the white horse with two legs side by side, cupped his hands, and said:

"Master Wen invites you!"

"Bah!" Wen Shichang scolded, "You rebel, who violated the court's order and used troops to resist without permission, how dare you talk to me?"

The little eunuch smiled and said: "I don't betray the court, if I go back and be killed by you, I will be a loyal minister?"

Wen Shichang said disdainfully: "The king tells the minister to die, but the minister is not loyal if he does not die."

The little eunuch sneered back: "Who do you mean the king, the emperor or the prime minister?"

"Of course the emperor!"

"Why doesn't the emperor come?"

"Everything requires the emperor to come forward, and the eight emperors are exhausted."

"Since the emperor won't come, who should I listen to?"

"Of course I listened to the prime minister! The prime minister is older than you in court, you don't even know this?"

"I know, I know, where is the prime minister?"

"Come here, Prime Minister, General Pan wants to talk to you." Wen Shichang twisted his buttocks and shouted backwards.

Reluctantly, Wang Shugui sat in a two-wheeled cart and was pushed to the front of the formation by two sergeants, with several guards behind him protecting him.He first took a look at Wen Shichang who didn't understand the rules, then he glanced at the little eunuch, and pretended to say:

"Oh, it's General Pan! The day before yesterday, the court announced that you were not coming back. Where did you hang out?"

The little eunuch still had the unrestrained and reckless appearance, with the spear on his shoulder, he immediately raised his legs, and smiled at Wang Shugui with a sly smile:

"If the prime minister wants my life, just talk directly. Why do you want me to be the second Yue Pengju? I'm not that stupid! Wang Xiang, don't you know that Zhuge Liang's empty city plan can only be sung once?"

"Pan You'an, disobeying the imperial decree and forming a party for rebellion, do you know what crime this is?"

"After all, it's death. Why don't I die vigorously and die with dignity." The little eunuch still had that look.

"Little eunuch, you are notorious for being against the court. If you are more sensible, go back with me. If I say a few nice words in front of the emperor, I may forgive you!" Wang Shugui persuaded.

"Old Wangtou, do you know how Qin Hui framed Marshal Yue back then?" the little eunuch asked with a smile.

Wang Shugui blushed and said: "At this time and at that time, you are not Yue Fei, and I am not Qin Hui. Be obedient, withdraw your troops and return to the court with me, the emperor will make a clear decision."

"Return is certain, but there are two ways to return."

"Two ways to return?"

"Yeah, either I escort you to Beijing, or you carry my head back to court."

"Little eunuch, you dare to talk poorly when you are about to die!"

The little eunuch changed his posture, changed his face, and said sharply: "Death is inevitable, but it's hard to say if it's imminent or not. Wang Shugui, let me ask you, you are an old man in his sixties and seventies, and you don't want to return to your hometown and take care of yourself." Years, enjoying a few days of happiness, but plotting to usurp other people's country all day long, do you think you are tired of living?"

"I didn't change the banner, and I didn't ascend the throne. The emperor is still the emperor, and I'm still the prime minister. What basis do you have to say that I usurped power?" Wang Shugui retorted cheekily.

The little eunuch shook his hand and said, "We won't argue with you. It's just a matter of time and day to change the banner and sit in the palace. I just want to ask you one thing, old king. Since you have no resentment, the emperor is still on the throne now." , Is the Queen Mother still listening to the government behind the curtain?"

"That's natural, you will understand after you return to the court." Wang Shugui said without thinking.

"Look, old thief, who is that?"

Following the gesture of the little eunuch, the door flag opened, and a heroic woman flashed out. The Empress Dowager Tong Biyu rode a tall red horse, appearing majestically in the center of the arena.As mentioned in the previous document, Tong Biyu was born in Border Pass and rode a horse on the grassland since he was a child.Although he no longer plays horse riding games after entering the palace, he still has the basic skills.Yesterday Hu San and others asked the Queen Mother whether to ride a horse or a sedan chair, and the Queen Mother naturally chose to ride a horse.It is necessary for the Empress Dowager to make an appearance. This will not only give Wang Shugui a serious blow to his heart, but also demoralize the morale of the officers and soldiers.Of course, this is still Hu San's brilliance, one empress dowager can be worth [-] soldiers!

Wang Shugui has been an official in the court for many years, how could he not know the birth mother of the current emperor?He never expected that the little eunuch brought this female evil star here from nowhere. He really regretted why he didn't end the life of this broom star with a white silk?He didn't dare to talk to the Queen Mother directly. He knew that not many people in the army knew the Queen Mother, and if he said more, he would give away his feet, so he hurriedly shouted to the officers and soldiers:

"Which general beheaded this temptress for me? I will make him the great general!"

In fact, Wang Shugui didn't know what the official title and title of General Soaring Sky was, so he blurted out in a hurry, and thought about adding an official title later!

Pioneer officer Wei Kongxun was furious at the fact that Guo Yanzhang was not chosen as the coach because he was not valued. Hearing that there was a general who could reach the sky, he thought this was the only chance to get ahead, and he was afraid that others would take the lead. He lost his vanguard officer again, so he stood up impatiently, got off his horse, raised his gun, and went straight to the temptress.

The little eunuch had already prepared, before Wei Kongxun got close to the Queen Mother, he caught him face to face, swung his spear and stabbed, and with one click, he poked a hole in Wei Kongxun's throat, and the blood spurted several feet into the sky, like a goddess scattering flowers.

The vanguard officer fell off his horse, his eyes were fixed, and he seemed neither convinced nor reconciled.Knowing this is the result, who would be taken advantage of?The prime minister didn't ask him to fight by name, why bother?Although the names of General Chongtian and General Rudi are similar, they are separated by yin and yang.

Seeing his brother's tragic death, Wei Kongpeng, Wei Kongxun's direct brother, immediately gritted his steel teeth and was furious. Without waiting for the prime minister's order, he swung a machete and went straight to the young eunuch.Just now he saw that his elder brother was going to kill that woman, but he didn't expect Pan You'an to attack from the side, killing his elder brother in a daze.This time he came prepared, he didn't kill that temptress, he didn't fight for the great general, he went straight to the little eunuch, just to avenge his brother.Wei Kongpeng's face was flushed, his eyes widened with anger, and he yelled:

"Dog eunuch, take your life!"

Before the word "fate" landed on the ground, the little eunuch Ma Kuai shot his gun quickly, and only with one click, he took advantage of the situation to pull away the big knife, but the gun tip was not retracted, and he used his strength to stab Wei Kongpeng to the point of chills.

Wang Shugui had long heard that the little eunuch was powerful, but seeing him today really opened his eyes: it turned out that this murder was so simple, two lives died in a short time.The name Pan really lived up to his reputation. If the fight continued like this, driving sheep to feed tigers, everything would be a waste of life.Originally, soldiers have the art of war, and war has the way of fighting, not blindly chasing and fighting. Wang Shugui has been in the position for a long time, regardless of military affairs, and the way of using troops depends entirely on the generals he selected and the five great masters.But he didn't make a good deal before going into battle, and the bookworm Wen Shichang betrayed him again, not to mention Tong Yatou appeared out of nowhere, which made him hastily exhaled two idiots, delaying the military plane.The little eunuch was extremely brave, he lost two generals in a row, he was helpless when he killed him, he didn't know how to deal with it now?

The little eunuch flaunted his power and shouted loudly:

"The soldiers on the other side heard it clearly. This is the Empress Dowager, who is the mother of today's son, but the prime minister wanted to kill people. I had no choice but to kill the second general to protect the queen mother. The former Wang Shugui took my Pan A certain gangster took the opportunity to deprive me of my military power, emptied the emperor, deposed the empress dowager, and planned a coup d'etat. Everyone knows Sima Zhao's intentions! Do you still want to follow this traitor to do such a deed that will ruin the country and the people, and will be infamous for thousands of years?"

Wang Shugui was shocked when he heard this, and he didn't discuss it with the five great scholars.