Merry Eunuch Lang

Since it was a period of war and chaos, and to go to Xihualing, you must pass through the land under the jurisdiction of the army, and because Yunzhongyue is too famous, the little eunuch was afraid that he would be left out in the cold, so he went to pick him up in person.When we met on the way, everyone was happy, and after a little politeness with each other, we went straight to the station.

On that day, Yunzhong Yue Laodao stood on a high place and carefully observed the five large formations formed by the officers and soldiers on the opposite side the day before.

"General Pan must do this to break the formation."

The little eunuch was overjoyed, so he ordered Lao Huazi to go to Wang Shugui's camp to fight, and agreed to break the battle in the next day.In the morning of the next day, the account was raised and the soldiers were raised. This time, they were prepared to fight, so they knew it well, unlike the day before yesterday.

The first route is that Long Tengge led two thousand soldiers to attack the Bagua formation, the second route was Long Tengge's younger brother Hu Tengge led two thousand soldiers to attack the Demon Sealing Wheel Formation, and the third route was Tielina Hulu who led two thousand soldiers to attack the four sides In the ambush formation, the fourth route is Qin Yuesheng leading [-] soldiers to attack the Flooded Seventh Army Formation, and the fifth route is Honghewan and Lan Shuiqing leading [-] soldiers to attack the Long Snake Formation.

Wang Shugui was overjoyed when he saw that, although the little eunuch escaped the first day, he lost a lot of people in the battle, so I hope he won't improve much when he comes back.Wang Xiang told the five masters to be ruthless this time, and not to teach the little eunuch away carelessly.Moreover, just in case, there are other plans for those trivial tricks of dirty water and sewage.

After the five groups of troops were sent out, the little eunuch ordered his five wives to ambush each of his five wives with a thousand elite soldiers, specially watching for opportunities to catch the demons.In this way, as long as they live, don't ruin their lives.The little eunuch led the army by himself, supporting the battle.

Because Zhuge Ming suffered from being dumb, he swore revenge this time, and he decided to teach the little eunuch to retaliate with an eye for an eye, and to stab him in the eye at the chance to relieve his anger!Therefore, extra efforts have been made in the formation.The other four are also eager to do meritorious service. They want to sit in the same country as Wang Cheng and compete for the throne of grand master. At that time, they will convert to the vulgar, marry a beautiful wife and seal their wife and son, and enjoy the glory and wealth of the rest of their lives. It is better than digging a cave Amendment fruit hidden in the deep mountains.So they all show off what they have learned in their life, and everyone in the formation is like an iron bucket. I'm afraid it's strange if his little eunuch doesn't come to be fooled?

Under Yun Zhongyue's instruction, the little eunuch gave secrets to the generals face to face.The attackers in front were feigning attacks, but it was just a vain show of momentum. His five wives were the backbone of the execution of breaking the altar and catching monsters.

The five groups of men and horses each carried torches, firecrackers, buckets, dung baskets, ashes and so on. As soon as they arrived at the front of the formation, they did not enter in a hurry. Bluffing and shouting.

The five masters didn't care, they had already guarded against this trick. In addition to being equipped with masks, they also covered their faces with thick cloth and cotton earplugs. Sitting on the altar of the law, chanting words in the mouth, holding the sword and practicing.

After a few hours like this, no one entered the battle, Wu Yaodao was a little puzzled, he lifted his mask and looked out: strange!These people only shouted at the distressed couples all around, why didn't they see someone attacking them?

Zhuge Ming was plotted by the little eunuch twice, once he was injured in one eye, and once he hurt thousands of troops, so he was slapped by the prime minister.Public outrage and private grievances are vivid in my mind, how can I be reconciled?The little eunuch's men did not dare to enter the battle, they must have accepted the lesson from last time, they can only stand in the distance and shout.Marching troops requires real hard work. Since ancient times, it has never been heard that you can win by cursing, shouting, making noise, or splashing water, dust, and soil?It seems that the little eunuch is really at the end of his rope.Zhuge Ming thought about it, and immediately decided to change his formation, change from defense to offense, and take the initiative to attack.

Since ancient times, all those who set up the formation have always used static braking to pull a button and tie a cover for others to drill. How can there be any reason to change defense to offense and use shields to attack spears?Zhuge Ming broke the big taboo of military strategists, and rushed forward in a hurry, which also shows that his way is not deep, the city is too shallow, and if he acts rashly, there will be troubles later.

When Zhuge Ming came down from the altar, he had to personally instruct the soldiers defending the formation how to change formation, because this was not explained clearly during the drill in advance.The Eight Diagrams Array is also called Stonehenge. Naturally, stones will not fly up and hit people by themselves, but rely on people, manpower, and machines.The so-called machines probably also evolved from the principle of wooden cows and horses.

The altar is about nine feet high and five in height. There are guardrails and walls around it.In the middle of the altar is a big apricot banner, and there are two lines of big characters inscribed on it. One line says: The names of the ancestors form eight formations, and the other line says: The future generations will lock (cable) the eunuch according to the picture.

Zhuge Ming saw that the enemy army was only making noise half a mile away from the front of the formation, so he boldly walked down the steps to the altar.Before they had walked ten steps, suddenly a female general led a team of horses and rushed from nowhere, and the sound of people came first:

"Don't leave the demon way!"

Zhuge Ming looked up: My God!I saw this woman, with skin as white as snow, eyes full of autumn water, black hair covering the top, white robe and white armor, riding a white horse, holding a long spear, majestic and majestic, but full of murderous aura, it was really chilling.Is it true that this woman should only be a fairy in the sky, and has never seen a mortal?

"A common name for the female general?" Zhuge Ming threw down his sword, fell to the ground with a bow, and raised his hands again and again.

"Bah! You monster, instead of cultivating yourself in the deep mountains and old forests, you came to the world to confuse the living beings? Now that the crime is at the hands of me, Shangguan Xue, how dare you ask for my name?" the female general shouted.

"General Shangguan, spare my life, and I will repay you in the future!" Lao Zhu begged with one tear in his one eye.

"My commander-in-chief has already ordered you not to take your life, but you have to walk with me!"

After Shangguan Xue finished speaking, she swung her spear and pierced Lao Zhu's Taoist robe, and picked it up with a little force.The old Taoist lived in the mountains for a long time, he didn't eat well, and there were many dishes, so he weighed seventy or eighty catties at best.That's why Shangguan Xue easily lifted him into the air. The old Taoist was so frightened that his hands and feet danced wildly, and he yelled in a strange voice:

"Grandma let go of the poor this time, and she will never dare to cause trouble again in the world of mortals!"

Shangguan Xue didn't listen, her anger was far more than that, the two lines of big characters on the Yaodao Xinghuang Banner filled her with anger.What she hates the most is that others insult her husband with the word "eunuch". Don't tell me that Pan Lang is not an eunuch. If he is really an eunuch, is that what he wants?Who can cut off his belongings to be a eunuch?Instead of staying in the deep mountains and old forests, this monster wants to work for tigers and help dogs eat shit. What else does it need to "lock eunuchs according to the picture"!The more Shangguan Xue thought about it, the more angry she became, and with more force, Zhuge Ming flew eight feet away and fell heavily on the beach.A few soldiers came over to take a look, and were immediately dumbfounded: This person is exhaling a lot of breath, taking in little breath, there is not much hope of life, and there is a possibility of death. He just stood there for a long time and didn't know what to do?Shangguan Xue said with a smile:

"Put it in a basket and carry it back, let's talk about it, and you can do the job when you have breath."