Merry Eunuch Lang

Wei Zhizhong has a nickname called "30 Liang". He was originally a Zhejiang businessman.According to the custom of their hometown, they have been apprentices since they were very young, and they became teachers at the age of 14, and went to invest in their new employers to start a business by themselves.The owner was in the silk business, so he was asked to sell silk in the west, and asked him how much silver and how much cloth he could bring to make the trip.He said: Nothing else, just 30 taels of silver is enough.The boss didn't take it seriously, thinking that 30 taels of silver is not worth the fart, so what can be done?Thinking about it again, the amount is not big, even if it is a total loss, it doesn't matter, so he left.

After Xiaowei arrived in Liangdang County, his destination, he chose one of the largest horse shops in the area to stay. He gave ten taels of silver to the shop owner. That's it.Xiao Wei then went to take a bath. After washing, he couldn't help but say that he rewarded the boss ten taels of silver. The boss was shocked: "Twelve taels for just taking a bath. How much money should this person have?"

After taking a shower and going to shave his head again, Xiao Wei rewarded the waiter (hairdresser) another ten taels, needless to say the surprise of the waiter.After sorting it out, Xiao Wei went to the Hualou for a stroll, and gave the rest of the twelve taels to his wife.

After Xiao Wei returned to the hotel, he was already a penniless pauper.Regardless of these, he still asked the shop owner a dozen dishes of delicacies with wine, and fell asleep after eating and drinking.

When he woke up, countless vendors gathered in front of the store, and they insisted on partnering with Xiao Wei in the silk business.Xiaowei took all the goods at a price that was [-]% higher than the market price, regardless of the amount, and wrote a note, stating that all payments for the goods would be settled within three months.

It was the off-season at that time, and the silk could not be sold, and the merchants were worrying. They finally hoped for a big seller, so why not do it?

Not long after, many silk buyers came from Yuanxiang, and there was not even an inch of silk to buy in such a large Liangdang County. After careful inquiry, it turned out that a big seller surnamed Wei had taken them all away.These people had no choice but to beg Xiao Wei again, and Xiao Wei was unambiguous and sold it at a price [-]% higher than the market price.Xiao Wei collects money here, and then asks customers to go to different merchants to pick up the goods.

In just two months, Xiao Wei made a fortune.Except for returning the owner's cost and profit, the rest belonged to him.Therefore, his title of "30 taels" also came from this.Relying on timing, opportunism, etc., Xiao Wei became the first wealthy household in Liangdang County.After Wei Zhizhong made his fortune, he didn’t want to go back to his hometown in Jiangsu and Zhejiang, so he married a wife there and settled down. It wasn’t his own, that’s why he didn’t go home).

Wei Zhizhong's wife is the daughter of Mrs. Jin in this county, and she looked as beautiful as a flower when she was young.Mrs. Jin is rich and powerful, has ten children, and is considered a tyrant on the ground.The two families of Wei and Jin, one for wealth and one for appearance, finally got married between Qin and Jin.

After Wei Xinmei became an adult, countless people who were greedy for her talent and beauty surrounded her family all day long.Lao Wei chose several houses, but his daughter refused to allow them, so he came up with the bad idea of ​​throwing hydrangea balls.Wei Xinmei knew that if she didn't throw out the hydrangea within the seven-day time limit, her father would be in charge of her marriage, and she would marry Hou Xunchen, the new magistrate from the county, as the second wife.Miss Wei vowed not to marry that old and ugly magistrate Hou, so she decided to finally throw her out with her eyes closed.At this time, both by fate and by coincidence, Pan You'an came in a hurry.

After receiving the hydrangea ball, Pan You'an saw a beauty about to fall into his arms again, full of joy, he bowed to the table as a greeting to his ideal, and then found an inn with Nanqiao Fengye, who was pretending to be a bookboy, to settle down first.Before they could sit still, they suddenly rushed into a group of wolves and tigers, and without any explanation, they tied up Pan You'an, put him on a shackle that weighed seven and a half catties, and took him to the county government prison.He was polite to Nanqiao, seeing that she was a weak young man, so he didn't put shackles on her, but ordered her to enter the Yamen together, and the two of them were thrown into prison together.

Any fool would know why the lawsuit was committed. At first, Pan Youan was not nervous, but after thinking about it later, the victim (rival) he offended must have connections with the authorities. Without him, the loss will be huge.This day, Emperor Gao is far away in a remote place, and Lord Yan has encountered a ghost judge. Where is the reason?Of course, his brethren will definitely avenge him, and it is not an exaggeration to wash two counties with blood.The problem is that his life is gone, the big deal is to give him the title of King of Heroes, or build a rather spectacular small temple, enshrine his statue, and put all his wives next to him, and enjoy incense every year , people worship every year, it is just a beggar fan fan ___ groundless, it is not a good thing.

Pan You'an and his wife cried out in the prison of the county government that the sky should not work and the earth would not work.After running for most of the day, the water rice did not stick to the teeth. This time, the heart is close to the heart, and the muscles are rumbling, so anxious!

After about an hour or two, suddenly there was a noise at the door of the prison. It sounded like someone was coming to visit the prison, but the jailer refused to let him in, so the quarrel continued.In the middle of the quarrel, I heard a prison officer say that the grandfather said that people can be let in.

He said he could go in and visit him, but he said he couldn't go in and visit him if he didn't!What the hell is going there to talk there, a small county magistrate is more in charge of talking here than the emperor's imperial decree, Pan Youan couldn't help but cursed in his heart.

It was Wei Xinmei, the girl who threw the hydrangea during the day, who came to visit the prison.

Wei Xinmei took the two female envoys and a little boy directly to the cell where Pan Youan was imprisoned. Anxiously, she grasped the wooden fence of the cell with both hands, and shouted eagerly:

"Lang Jun!"

With just this cry, Pan You'an couldn't help feeling warm in his heart. He was on the scene. Although he is a person who is engaged in a great cause, he still has emotions and desires. Mood, grinning and approaching the window, said:

"Girl, did you recognize the wrong person?"

Pan Youan's humor did not amuse Wei Xinmei, the girl's tears flowed down her cheeks, she choked up and said:

"Lang Jun, I hurt you!"

Pan You'an said seriously: "Miss, don't be sad, we met by chance, and we don't even know each other's names. That's it, even if you didn't throw the hydrangea to me, or you threw it wrong, please choose another good son-in-law. "

"No, how can we take back the water that was thrown out and the hydrangea that was thrown out? From now on, I will be your person in life and your ghost in death. Name is not important. No matter your name is Zhang San Li Si, I want it." It's you!" Miss Wei said firmly.

Pan You'an secretly made up his mind that he wanted to marry this woman.Then he said:

"Miss, you are right. My name is Zhang San. I was originally a poor scholar who came to Beijing to rush for the exam. I am penniless. You and I will suffer forever."

The young lady wiped her eyes and said: "Don't be afraid, marry an official family to be a lady, marry a butcher family to turn your intestines, eat, dress and measure your family's possessions, and you can tell which steps you take."

"But now, look..." Pan You'an shook the shackles on his wrists.

"Sanlang," the young lady said, "Daddy dislikes the poor and loves the rich, and has long wanted to marry me to the county magistrate as the second wife. I swear to the death that I will not do so. That's why I said throwing the hydrangea ball. Daddy and the county magistrate saw me throwing the hydrangea ball to you." , in a fit of rage, determined to kill you."

"But, but..." Pan You'an originally wanted to say that he already had fifteen wives, and marrying him was not only a second wife, but he couldn't open his mouth when the words reached his mouth.

Miss Wei confessed again: "Sanlang, if they murder your life, I will never live in this world. Why don't we go to another world to be husband and wife together."

Pan You'an pretended to sigh, and said, "Why bother? To give away two lives for nothing for an irrelevant person?"

"Sanlang, are you afraid?"

"I'm not afraid, but I don't think it's worthwhile."

"Lang Jun, you still say such things now? If you die, you will die. What is it worthwhile? You can't let those wicked people take advantage of it!"

"Okay, it's up to you." Pan You'an pretended to agree.

Several jailers came over and said, "Okay, okay, it's getting late, we're waiting to close the door, it's hard to tell the old man if he knows."

Only then did Wei Xinmei ask the two maids and the little boy to pass the lunch box through the small window, and the lady said:

"Sanlang, here are a few dishes I personally cooked for you. I don't know how salty or light it is. Do you think it's delicious?"

Pan You'an was so hungry that he cared about his heart, so he didn't care too much at this moment, and Die Die kept saying:

"Delicious, absolutely delicious."

Miss Wei smiled, showing two shallow dimples on the corners of her mouth. Others' dimples grow on the cheeks, but her dimples grow on the corners of the mouth. There are many kinds of beauty, not all are the same, but good is good.Miss said:

"Just say yes before you taste it?"

Pan You'an made a grimace, and at this time, he didn't care about the politeness, and he and Nanqiao ate all the food without hesitation.

Seeing this, Miss Bu couldn't bear it, and couldn't help shedding two more tears.The jailer was urging her, so she had no choice but to go back and forth.Pan You'an wanted to comfort her, but she was afraid of showing off, so Miss Xinmei went on her own.

Throwing a hydrangea ball to recruit relatives was just a formality, it was really a trap designed by Lao Wei and Hou Xunchen, the county magistrate of Liangdang. You must join in the fun, but you are not allowed to pick up hydrangeas, otherwise you will be brought to justice and beheaded.Of course there are no fools who want a beautiful wife without their life, so Miss Wei failed to throw the hydrangea in her hand to the proud man for seven days, unexpectedly Cheng Yaojin was killed halfway, and a stranger from outside messed up the situation.The county magistrate Hou was furious, how many outlanders really don't know the heights of heaven and earth?Didn't ask any questions, just ran to his ground to stroke the tiger's whiskers?So they sent a few yamen servants to track him down to the restaurant where Pan You'an was staying, and tied him up without saying a word, and threw him directly into the prison.Just as they settled down, Miss Wei Xinmei hurriedly brought someone over to deliver the meals.Just give it away, the magistrate Hou thought, to be an empty favor is to do it quietly that night, and people don't know who knows, and they say that the prisoner escaped from prison and was killed by mistake while fighting with the jailer.Where to investigate such a headless case?Not to mention state capitals and provincial capitals, even if the emperor sent someone there, he would not be afraid.Such a plan has been decided, and the county magistrate Hou has arranged several effective patrols, and will only do it in the dead of night.

It stands to reason that with Pan You'an's abilities, it would be no problem to kill a few pawns and escape from prison. However, he was wearing heavy shackles, and Nanqiao didn't bring anything with him. It seemed that he had to resign himself to fate and die .This is all fate, another story about a general who died without a name.