Merry Eunuch Lang

Although it was an assassination, the county magistrate Hou Xunchen had a unique personality and was always unwilling to be lonely. He liked to play tricks on prisoners, and he wanted to show off his official history at the end, so that the imaginative outsider who wanted to eat swan meat knew exactly what he had offended. Family Tiantiao, whoever offends the prestige of the tiger, will let him die clearly.

Pan You'an was drunk and full of food, and he and Nan Qiao lay down in the haystack, laughing and chatting.Xiao Pan said:

"Ye'er, if you said that if we died like this, would you say that we were wronged or not?"

Nanqiao laughed and said, "Your Majesty, haven't you heard that the King of Hades decides how to die first and how to live after that? It's out of people's control."

Pan You'an said, "You're going to hell, you're still so happy, aren't you afraid of death?"

Nanqiao said: "What am I afraid of? It's too late to be happy? I'm the only one out of a dozen sisters and sisters to accompany Mr. Lang to visit the underworld. It's my blessing! We will escape together in the next life. Don't be a chivalrous woman, just born in an ordinary family, and live his life in peace."

Pan Youan was happy to hear this, and replied: "You can think about it, you can't control the affairs of the next life, you can enjoy the existing blessings, lick the existing snot, and drink and eat and think about lust. Come, let's hold a meeting A farewell ceremony before death."

After all, Pan You'an stretched out his hands to hold Nanqiao through the shackles from the grass nest, intending to do something wrong.Nanqiao refused, saying:

"Lang Jun, when is this? Didn't you see the eyes of the jailers outside the cell, which made people get goosebumps all over their bodies, and you still have the mind to do that? And you are still in shackles, how inconvenient!"

Pan You'an glanced out casually, and said disdainfully: "Those who are in charge of the ball, what can they see clearly? Besides, I don't believe that they have the ability to cut off my bird!"

"Lang Jun, wait a little longer, can you come after the jailers fall asleep?" Nanqiao begged in a low voice.

Pan You'an's lust is burning, and he refuses to follow him, but wants to pester him again.Don't be wary of the "clang" of the prison door, and several men like wolves and tigers came in, one of them shouted:

"Lucky foreigners, have you had enough food and wine brought by Miss Wei? This saves the prison from preparing meals for you on the road. Alright, let's go, after our grand lord invites you two to go Drinking tea and chatting in the garden!"

Without any explanation, these people carried Pan You'an and his "book boy" straight to the county magistrate's backyard hall.

The hall was lit like daylight, and Pan You'an raised his eyes to see: the majestic county magistrate was sitting on the grand teacher's chair, with his legs crossed high, holding the base of a bowl of tea in his right hand, and holding the lid with his left hand, taking a sip, and covering it. Gail put the teacup back on the table, narrowed his eyes and asked:

"Hey, you're so brave, why don't you kneel down when you see the master?"

Pan You'an replied, "We didn't steal, we didn't rob, and we didn't do anything illegal. Why should we kneel down to you?"

"If you don't kneel down when you see the official, you are a troublemaker. Based on this, you should be sentenced to death!" Hou County magistrate roared.

"Which dynasty's law is this, show it to me?" Pan Youan spoke sternly.

"It's not written in the Dharma book. This is my master's program for governing the world. Whatever, if I want to kill you, I will kill you. If there is any injustice, I will sue it to Lord Yama."

"The country supports a group of people like you, and the common people don't want to live."

"Do you dare to insult court officials? I think you are also impatient."

"If you want to kill, just kill, don't waste so much talking!"

"Your boy is a tough guy, but I like your temper. In this case, let me tell you the truth. Miss Wei has already been decided by her father to marry me as a concubine. Who knows you This bastard came out of nowhere to ruin my good deeds. It's not your bad luck, it's your bad luck to meet me. Didn't you say that people don't fight with officials? You, a little commoner, can beat me A county magistrate of Qipin, isn't it you asking for death?"

"You are the seventh rank, but I am still the first rank!" Pan You'an couldn't help but blurt out.

"What, what, you are a first-class product? You are a bottle of vinegar!" Hou Xunchen teased.

"It doesn't matter if it's vinegar or sauce, anyway, I'm first-class. Let me leave my words here, I don't believe there will be a day when you regret it." Pan You'an said calmly.

"You kid, don't scare people with big words. I have seen it a lot. You don't say that you are the emperor's brother-in-law, you are still the commander-in-chief of the imperial court!"

"I am the Generalissimo of Soldiers and Horses!"

"Ouch! Climb along the pole? Forget it, besides, you will become the Jade Emperor. I don't want to waste my time with you, a lunatic who doesn't know how high or low, come on, quickly drag these two boys to the back garden for me Buried alive!"

A deep hole had already been dug under a big tree in the back garden. Xiao Pan was relieved that the hole was big enough for two people to lie side by side in the hole.It wasn't that the gravediggers showed kindness, but it was probably because they dug wider in order to dig deeper.Pan You'an and his wife, Nanqiao Heroine, were pushed into the pit one after another. Pan You'an looked up at the moon and stars in the sky for the last time, sighed softly, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and read:

"That's the end of my life."

The South Bridge next to her has no resentment or regret at all. It seems that this is all in her expectation. She will be buried in the same mound with her dearest person. No one went to the grave.However, where the loess does not bury people, why return the corpse shrouded in horse leather?Endure it.She smiled at her husband, then closed her eyes peacefully, waiting for the first pinch of loess to add to her body.

After the yamen servants put the two foreigners into the pit, they all turned around to look at the county magistrate, waiting for a word from him so that they could dig up the earth and bury them.

Seeing this, Old Master Hou lowered his voice and shouted: "Shovel the earth and bury people! What are you waiting for? This is not an important funeral ceremony. What good time are you waiting for?"

Before the yamen servants could make a move, two people suddenly jumped down from the garden wall, one of them was holding a sharp knife with a cow's ear, chopping melons and vegetables. head ghost.

Old Mrs. Hou stared dumbfounded at this series of movements, shaking like a willow in the wind, and said repeatedly:

"Okay, good man, if you want, you want money to talk, don't kill innocent people!"

One of the two passed by with a big ear scratcher, and the old man's fat face suddenly swelled to a thickness of more than half an inch.cursed:

"You bastard, you still know what innocence is! If I come half a step late, you will become a world-famous hero!"

That one said: "Brother, don't talk to him anymore, it's important to save the commander first!"

The previous one shouted at the county magistrate again: "Old boy, stay here well, if you dare to move half a step, I will chop off your leg!"

"No, dare, dare, dare, I just stand no, no, move."

Pan Youan and the others were pulled out of the pit. Under the moonlight, Xiao Pan opened his eyes and took a look. It took him a long time to recognize them. He couldn't help but wondered:

"Brother, why are you two?"