Merry Eunuch Lang

The visitors were none other than Zhang Baobao and Wang Hengheng.After the great victory in Haicheng, the two were responsible for returning the borrowed troops from Shuanglongzhai and the Hun King Breda, and they agreed to meet up elsewhere after the incident.On that day, I happened to meet Dashuai and Nanqiao at the field of hydrangea throwing. I wanted to recognize each other on the spot, but Wang Hengheng tricked me by saying that if I met an old friend in a foreign country, I would like to surprise my elder brother. When holding a glass to drink, grab his wine glass.So the two of them quietly followed behind, and it felt wrong to walk, why are there still a few people dressed as officials secretly following the elder brother?They slowed down their pace to see what tricks this group of people were going to play against the elder brother?When those people arrested the eldest brother on the spot, they wanted to end the lives of these few, but when the time was not ripe, they endured it.When the county magistrate Hou instigated the servants to throw the eldest brother and the others into the pit, these two guys were leaning on the wall to watch the fun!

Pan You'an crawled out of the pit, shook the dirt on his body, and said with a smile: "Damn it, I shouldn't die, this life is back!"

Nanqiao teased at the side: "I see that you are proud of yourself, are you happy? It's not the two generals Zhang and Wang. We are probably buried in the soil for a while. Hurry up and thank you two brothers!"

Pan You'an casually said: "Thank you, my brother, after returning to the court, I will make them both a great general."

The two said together: "That's not it, we two would like to stay by my brother's side for the rest of our lives."

"Fool!" Pan You'an turned around and scolded under the moonlight, "A man stands between heaven and earth, and should do something that stands above heaven and earth. You two are full of abilities. If you don't serve the country, make meritorious deeds, seal your wife's shadow, and glorify your ancestors, follow me!" What are you doing behind the ass? I'm not gay!"

The two looked at each other in dismay, sighed repeatedly, and then laughed.

Based on the tone of these people, Hou Xunchen, the magistrate of Hou County, guessed who he was facing.But he still couldn't figure it out, why did a high-ranking official come to such a place where no shit?Could it be just to pick up a broken hydrangea?In any case, he violated the rules of heaven, and his life might not be saved.Thinking of this, he fell to his knees with a "plop", kowtowed like pounding garlic, and begged cryingly:

"My lord spared my life. It's me who sees people as inferior and doesn't know a real gentleman. I almost accidentally injured my lord's life. I really deserve to die!"

After all, Hou Xunchen is a scholar with a lot of eyes. He said several times that he is an official, meaning that I am an official appointed by the court, and he has to go through the court to kill me.If this matter can reach the hands of the old Prime Minister Wang Shugui, he will turn the big thing into a small one, and the trivial matter will be turned into a small one!He didn't know that the old king's head had been reduced to a commoner, and now he was too busy to take care of himself, so he still had a chance to care about his case?Of course, he didn't know who he was facing, and he didn't know that Prime Minister Wang had already packed up and returned to his hometown to enjoy his life.

Before Pan You'an could open his mouth, suddenly there was a commotion outside the courtyard wall, with torches held high, many people broke through the door and the wall, and the leaders were Qi Guangyuan and Lin Rugui.

Qi Guangyuan hugged Marshal Pan's shoulders with both hands, looked up and down, then smiled and said:

"Brother-in-law, you are all right! Just now I heard someone said that the county magistrate is going to bury you alive!"

Pan You'an laughed and said, "You two only know how to drink, how can you think of me? It's not Bao Bao and Heng Heng, I'm afraid they've died a long time ago."

"Who did a good job?" Lin Rugui scolded, before he could find the victim, Qi Guangyuan's big ear had already slapped the county magistrate, Lao Lin kicked him, and then scolded, "You son of a bitch Committed a heinous crime, do you know who you want to bury alive?"

"Small, small officials really don't know." County Magistrate Hou said while lying on the ground.

"He is General Pan You'an, the King of the Emperor and Marshal of the Army and Horses! You don't want to change your way if you want to die?" Qi Guangyuan kicked again.

Magistrate Hou was taken aback: Marshal Pan, isn't it a counterfeit?Thinking this way in my heart, I muttered in my mouth:

"Pan, Marshal Pan has heard of it a long time ago, but the documents for the word-by-word side-by-side king have not yet been issued..."

"Look at your ugly face, how dare you compete with our Marshal Pan to grab your wife? You're blind!" Lin Rugui said and wanted to hit him again.

Pan Youan ordered someone to help the disheartened Mr. Hou, and said, "Don't beat him up, if you beat him again, you will be killed. Tonight, let's turn to the guests, first go to the Mr. Hou's living room to sit for a while, and ask for a cup of tea by the way."

Hou Xunchen got up from the ground in a jerk, and didn't dare to pat the dirt on his body, so he said:

"Marshal Pan is here, it really is a small county that is full of splendor! According to the research of the officials, you are the highest-ranking and most famous high-ranking official in our county since the establishment of the county. Just to be cautious, the officials will go to the people now." Make some arrangements, spread millet on the streets and alleys, pave the roads with sesame oil, and call on the people of the county to grandly welcome the general to come to our county for inspection and inspection."

Pan You'an waved his hand and said, "Inspect the bird! I'm just passing by, and I'll leave after a short stop, so there's no need to go to war to harass the people. If you have a ready-made clean room, lend me a day or two to get down to business."

"Yes, the official has just arranged a new house, and it was originally intended to marry Miss Xinmei," the county magistrate Hou said, glancing at Pan You'an, and said, "Since the commander-in-chief wants to use it, I will leave it to you. "

Pan You'an said: "I just use it as a new house. The bride remains the same, but the groom has changed. Don't you care about it?"

"Where are you talking, where are you talking?" County magistrate Hou just wanted to save his life at this time, and the matter of begging for a wife had long since been forgotten. Let's have some joy!"

Pan You'an said: "You should be ashamed of taking someone's love. My lord won't be upset because I robbed your wife."

"The commander-in-chief laughed at me. How dare you compete with the commander-in-chief for a beautiful woman? If I had known it was the commander-in-chief, I would have personally sent someone to send the bride to marry you."

Pan You'an looked at this pitiful half-aged man, thinking that if Miss Xinmei married him, it would be a flower bone stuck in cow dung.According to his actions, he must be a corrupt and evil official, and Pan You'an wanted to kill him.After thinking about it again, forget it, the new official has not yet arrived, and the old official will stay here for a while, let the three brothers Hu and Lao Huazi deal with it in the future!If the crime falls into Hu San's hands, can he have good fruit to eat?

While speaking, the east turned pale, and a round of red sun gradually rose.Pan You'an had just rested for a while, when someone reported that Wei Zhizhong, the richest man in the county, led a large group of local gentry to congratulate him.

Pan You'an stepped down to meet him, and the old Wei waited for him to kneel and kowtow, but was supported by Xiao Pan, and said with a smile:

"Your father-in-law deserves a bow from your son-in-law."

"Excuse me, my son-in-law has been exhausted from the journey and was frightened, so we won't be too late to pay our respects in the future." Elder Wei said, stroking his beard and looking around.

Pan Youan got off the donkey along the slope, and said, "Forget it, I have the right to send it. Please come in and talk to all the distinguished guests."

The etiquette between Weng and son-in-law is inevitable, but it is a family matter. Is there any reason for the people not to worship the official family when they see it?Local gentry, merchants and other celebrities fell to their knees and said:

"The two young people kowtowed to General Pan."

Pan Youan helped them up one by one, and let them into the hall to be seated.

A few people in this side room were drinking tea and chatting, chatting loudly, while in the other side room there was a din of gongs and drums, Qi, Lin, Zhang, Wang and others had already been carried in sedan chairs to bring the new couple into the mansion.